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2020

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I’m really glad that google and all the tech companies are aligning with the government to find new and innovative ways to track COVID patients so that they don’t infect others. You know making sure they stay home, making sure they don’t contact other people, and if they do, knowing who those other people are…and whatever else they are “inventing”…for the soul purpose of fighting this invisible enemy….that you know they WON’T use after COVID for other things…as you all sign all your rights and freedoms you never had away.

You know….to fight a virus…instead of just letting it run wild and kill off the people who can’t take the heat…so ya’ll can get back to life as per usual, if you’re health and survive.

I mean considering they’ve allowed you to eat all this nutrient void food your entire life to keep you moderately sick and on meds all these years…having a society of healthy people would fuck up the system…so keep the sick and near dead or would have been dead if this was 100 years ago alive so they keep buying fast food and medication….

I am not the object of health here, but in all my dreams of an apocalypse, I survive. Some last man on earth shit. Plus we’re all going to die, get it done, so people can go back to their empty shit lives that billionaires control…..because you like sharing selfies…

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Girlfriend gets First “Helicopter”
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Vanessa Hudgens – Big Cleavage
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Rose McGowan vs Alyssa Milano
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Lauren Taylor – Naked on a Rock
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Dead Comic of the Day
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Paul Walker’s Daughter’s TRibute Video
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Puppy Playing with Tennis Ball for First Time
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Make a Mask Out of Grocery Bags!
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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think it’s great that anyone who was on the fence about selling nudes on the internet, has jumped that fence with enthusiasm as they are filling the internet with nudes!

I’ve always known that women are inherently slutty, or into being the hot and coveted. Just that some were more vocal about it, more out there with their sexuality and others you’d have to date for a year to see it.

I always knew that pretty much every girl had nude pics of themselves, or had taken nudes of themselves, no matter how conservative they may be, but getting those nudes could often be challenging.

I don’t know if it was access to porn, or snapchat, or just online dating where sexting became normal, then sexting 10 dudes you were online dating before meeting, then 100 dudes….then sugar daddy shit happened and they realized they could get paid…then youtubers and influencers got famous for that shit….

But being a sex worker online become trendy, the it-thing, the barely rebellious, the “if you don’t sell nudes online you’re not even real”…

I really didn’t think every girl would become a sex worker.

But online sex work is basically “The Gap” of the 90s, American Apparel of the 2000s, rap music…it’s JUST what kids are into…and that’s pretty next fucking level.

It’s basically like the pandemic, I knew it was coming, I should have lined up the pieces to capitalize on it, and prepar, but instead I was blindsided by it….

The world is nuttier than ever for so many reasons, but some of the nutty allows you to nut, so that’s ok…

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In Bed with Elsa Hosk
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Kaia Gerber’s Hot Selfie
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Resistance Band Fail on Girl WOrking Out
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Olivia Culpo’s Leggings Want you to Stay Home
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Pole Dancing Through Quarantine
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Aya Wolf’s Getting her Vitamin C!
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Jojo’s Sheer Nighty
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Rita Ora BOOB Workout
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Phoebe Price Cameltoe
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German Beer Balancing
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Josephine Broome – Hot Topless on Beach
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Busty Katherine McPhee in a Throwback Titty Dress
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Stand Up Comedian of the Day
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Demi Moore and Bruce on Quarantino
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Doctor’s Breathing Exercise to Save you From COVID.
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Nude Beach Model Julia
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Idiot Knocks Himself Out
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14.000 rare gators being brought back to a park
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How the British Police Keep People Inside
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Cindy Mello – LIngerie Shoot
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Caroline Vreeland Social Distancing!
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Zoey Deutch in Bed in Lingerie
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Tesla Ventilator….
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Granny Gets Flipped
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Celebrity Nudity!
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Ali Larter in Leggigns!
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Body
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Charlotte McKinney Doesn’t Fear the Virus – Working Out
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Malin Akerman’s in a Mask
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Miley in a Wifebeater Not Scared of COVID.
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Lily James in Jeans
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Kate Beckinsale’s Walking Dog…
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ALice Eve Short in Leather Leggings
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Girl’s Shirt Exploding
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Dildo in Cornhole
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Asian Amateur
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CREEPIN’
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Hitting the Speed bag
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Pandemic Proof
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Lesbian Cam Show
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Kim Garner has a Rocking Beach Body
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Girls in Glasses
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The Best TikTok Squats Ever
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15 People Having a Shitty Day
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Shadowy Titty
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10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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2020

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

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I don’t know what this Candice Swanepoel picture is from, but it’s probably some old as shit picture, but it’s still Candice Swanepoel topless…all these pics are relatively the same until the bitch in the pics is too fucking old to pull it off, so revisiting old pics and presenting them as new works for my mental retardation and terrible booze soaked memory…you know alochol is a neurotoxin. I’m living proof.

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2020

Apr

Britney Spears Weird Selfies of the Day

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The nice thing about Britney Spears is that she’s been living in quarantine and self isolation since her dad managed to get control over her. All it took was an episode that involved her shaving her head like a lunatic, something I am sure is happening to anyone who is self quarantining the way Britney Has been all these years, legitimately alone…but based on looking outside all you motherfuckers are still hanging out, having dinner parties, socializing, fucking, etc….because disease doesn’t spread to those who are too stubborn to believe they can get the disease….

I am not going into conspiracy shit, or what this is about, I am just saying that I don’t think anyone is actually losing their mind because they live so detached from real life anyway…this is just the closing of the loop of living through your avatar on your phone…all your friends are accessible, and you don’t have to leave the house, it’s awesome….while someone like Britney, who has been alone, like legitimately alone, with a family who uses her…knows a thing or two about Quarantine…

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2020

Apr

Chelsea Handler Nude Book Club of the Day

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Chelsea Handler may think she knows what good clickbait is during COVID, but what she’s missing is that if we wanted to look at a nude bitch and books, to inspire a book club, or whatever else the likely coke whore from the 80s who was an aspiring actor who became a TV host because as it turns out comedy was easier to manipulate than legitimate acting….is promoting.

The fact of the matter is that there comes a time in every woman’s life where she becomes that bitch at the nudist beach who may be eager and keen to be naked as they are comfortable in their old weathered bodies….but that doesn’t mean anyone else is comfortable with it….

You know all those stereotypes nude beaches have, never the hot chicks, always the olds as shit….this is the at home embodiment of that.

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2020

Apr

Chrissy Teigen is an Animal Abuser of the Day

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Chrissy Tiegen is for the most part banned from theis Website. She once wrote in saying she appreciated the mean spirited humor, than a year later she went nuts because I called her pug faced, which wasn’t quite accurate, since I am a pug guy, with a pug and who will probably always have a pug for the rest of my life, but when applied to a human is meant to be insulting.

This was before she was as famous as she is now, but not before she was wallet fucking John Legend the homosexual singer who has probably sucked off Kanye back in Chicago when they were plotting how to take their art school asses to the top of the music industry.

I have no idea why her drunken rants on twitter made her some sort of authority, personality and host…but it did and fat bitch who used to be just lonely and depressing from her apartment…has become an actual celebrity…not a hot celebrity…a sloppy fake titty wide faced celebrity…who from my perspective shouldn’t be a celebrity, is HARDLY funny, but I guess the mainstream thinks she is, because the mainstream has no fucking taste.

I am not interested in promoting disgusting looking piles of shit….but I’ll present this as the human version of the Coronavirus being found in a pile of feces. Just a sloppy pile of shit of a human…assaulting her dog from her
expensive home…

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2020

Apr

Celebs in Masks for COVID of the Day

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Masks are the new condoms….

Demi Rose Going through the Airport off to her next dick appointment ..

Demi Lovato‘s mask is in the way of her eating and probably wont stay there long..

Christina Milian bringing her newborn baby to catch the virus at the farmers market..

Alexandra Daddario at Costco..

Em Rat Cow should ALWAYS wear a mask…

Emma Roberts Still Hot…

Fergie staying healthy eating burgers and pop…

Jennifer Garner crying over Ana De Armas …

Julia Roberts America’s Sweetheart …

Phoebe Price still killing it…

Renne Zellweger is already half dead anyway…

Nina Dobrev got the rich bitch mask..

Molly Sims still alive…for now…

Margot Robbie stocking up on dill pickle kettle chips…

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2020

Apr

Maria Camila Samudio in a Quarantine of the Day

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I don’t know who MARIA CAMILA SAMUDIO is, but who fucking cares, she’s in her underwear in a shoot at home and that’s basically all these girls can do.

If you’re sitting bored at home, and you are, unless you’re a nurse jacking off on the clock as people are dying…

She’s apparently also started a magazine, which is the big trend of the nude girls of instagram, I guess it makes their nudes seem more purposeful…like they are more than just girls naked on Ig, they are publishers….

I am all for naked chicks deciding they are publishers to release their nudes pics under some banner, instead of just being nudes pics for the sake of nude pics, these are nudes pics with a purpose, then they get to use other naked chicks to promote their magazine, because people like being published, so they can write PUBLISHED MODEL in their bio, despite being self published…nothing wrong with being self published, just ask the 50s Shades of Grey fan fiction pervert and her billions of dollars.

It’s just funny to see the no naked models making magazines are doing smarter moves than the more famous naked models who are too lazy, entitled, spoiled to bother actually taking their nudes to the next level.

I support sexual entrepreneurship.

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2020

Apr

Elsa Pataky on a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Elsa Pataky lives in Australia with her Hemsworth because when you’re famous in America you might as well take that American made money and put it into another Country’s economy because it is where the Hemsworths are from I guess…

She’s out on the beach, because why not go to the beach when the world is on quarantine, especially when the paparazzi is lingering because they are either homeless and equipped with cameras or just disrespecting the rules, as they do, to get that pic they sell to TMZ.

Either way, it is showing off, it is obnoxious, it is disrespectful for what is going on in the world, but when you’re rich and famous, you don’t get disrupted, you make the rules.

She old, in a bikini, rocking that mom body the way you like it, this is really not my vibe at all, Keep moms at the grocery store, get moms off our beaches….

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2020

Apr

Some Thick Nude Model of the Day

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This model’s name is LadyBel apparently, you’ve never heard of her, I’ve never heard of her, I expect to get an email from her crying for me to take it down, because these nude models do these nude shoots for Instagram or their Only fans to build their profiles up, and when sites like this find their bullshit on reddit or tumblr or random forums…or even their own websites…they consistently email me freaking out…saying they didn’t give me permission to use their pics…in a “why did you pose naked on the internet and post it to social media bro”….it kinda makes the rounds…that’s how the internet works…

The fact these idiots do these nude shoots and assume that it’s just going to live on their profiles, even though they want it to go viral, just non on a site called DrunkenStepfather…is insane to me.

That’s not to say this model cares, I mean she seems to be bigger in size, and out here in a YOLO who gives a fuck approach….empowered and bold because dudes thickness, even though I don’t understand why or how dudes like thickness….I guess we’re all just fucking perverts who take anything willing to get naked.

Anyway, nude shoot of the day…WOAHHHHH…

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