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2020

24

Mar

Bella Hadid’s Slutty Big Headed Titty TikTok of the Day

I find nothing more lame, more desperate, more pathetic, more basic than these celebs, models, and influencers, who are grown ass people, dancing around on some app for attention, because they know it is trending and they can’t miss out.

It’s like they care about audience and views so fucking bad that they embarrass the fuck out of themselves and think it is hot or cool or funny or creative….when it’s what girls are doing in order to become these idiots….

These are the same people who will turn down 75k for an Insta post from a brand because they are trending or “it people” and not because they are ugly as fuck and barely human so you call them “it”…but rather bitches who get fucking work and media hype and think they are worthy of million dollar IG posts…out here doing this for free to stay relevant.

Grow the fuck up you desperate fucks….but for those of you who like titty dances from famous instagram models with their titty’s out…here you fucking go….big headed cunt.

I miss when famous people were above all this…and saved the social media for us peasants. Where did it all go wrong…

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2020

24

Mar

Celeste Bright Underboob of the Day

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Celeste Bright keepign things bright. I’m sure she never heard that one since she decided to change her stripper name to Bright…

She claims to be a legit model and she is apparently repped by a legit modeling agency thanks to probably fucking one of the agents so he was like “alright I’ll bring you deals if you suck this dick”….because last I checked, girls who squat in fuck me boots wearing panties, or women doing pantyhose fetish porn are typically trying to sell subscriptions to their porn sites, and not brand deals.

I am not hating on the whore, I mean this is the look all the girls have, this is the style all the girls have, if anything I’m wondering why it took so long for the mainstream to encourage all girls to be like this.

Back in the day it was only a small percentage of woman willing to whore out….now it’s fucking everyone.

I mean models of the 90s or 2000s would never be doing shoots like this for fear of being dropped by brands and agencies, but now it is encouraged to get them to that 1,000,000 fans.

She looks so fucking low level and trashy and probably is….but lucky for her, old rich guys like slutty girls with followers…so her rent will always be paid.

All these IG models are going to get real ugly and broke…if this virus continues on it’s path of destruction…

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2020

24

Mar

The Girls of Quarantine of the Day

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I went over how Reddit is a massive fucking porn site, despite being treated as if it is the front page of the interent, because they divert from all the porn being uploaded to it, with Ask Me Anything events with celebrities. I guess they also have niche interest sections and other shit that allows them to pretend they aren’t porn, but the porn is the backbone….only unlike other porn sites…this porn is self produced porn, selfie porn, sexts that want a bigger audience than the dudes they meet on tinder, sexts that they want to bait dudes into buying more nudes from after realizing it gets them off and that it can get monetized, best of all worlds…

So with the Quarantine still running, until it is decided everyone goes back to work next week, only to die a miserable breathless lungs giving out on you death….they’ve come together to upload their quarantine nudes…90 percent push to a premium snapchat and only fans…but I support bitches making a living off their pussy especially now that NORMALS are doing it, not just the alt suicide girl types….but the EVERYONES….because money has that effect on people. Why work when you can’t work, or when you can make more money selling a pervert a tity pic.

Here’s today’s round Up. Some are gross. I like to give a snapshot of what is really going on.

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2020

24

Mar

Naughty Nurses During the COVID-19 Crisis of the Day

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As we are all chilling at home like we are on summer vacation, despite possibly going broke, running out of food, contracting a virus that could kill us and dying, as the rich get richer through manipulating the economy tactics, and the Government that is supposed to support capitalism decide to bail out these billion dollar corporations, so the CEOs can get their yearly bonus, while the laid off guy never gets his job back, even though these corporations strategically evade taxes yearly through smart accounting, because they are evil.

The healthcare workers are the true hero. Still working, still putting their life on the line, putting in the hours as they know they’ll definitely get the virus and end up in quarantine, but until then they are putting in work.

With stressful situations comes basic stress release tactics, like masturbation, which I am sure is the reason these women are posting up their slutty nurse content, unless they just know they can’t get fired as all hands need to be on deck, or maybe their helpful caring bed side manner is just trying to make you feel better during these dark times by showing you their cunts.

Interesting times.

If you like naughty nurses, it’s a fetish apparently…. I posted this one YESTERDAY and Homie’s site posted 52 Naughty Nurses!

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NAUGHTY NURSES!!

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2020

24

Mar

Selena Gomez Braless of the Day

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I don’t know when Selena Gomez transitioned to become what looks like a fat Mexican working at the taco stand on a hot summer day, sweating on your burrito like it wasn’t the current Corona-Time but rather the corona-time we all used to enjoy with our Burrito we didn’t fear our Mexican tortilla lady sweating in because we didn’t think about the deadly virus her sweat may contain, if anything it was just part of the experience.

You know all sloppy titty from having a dozen kids, some while making burritos, you know why miss work for that.

But it happened…I mean those tits are big and sloppy like a fat chick about to do a titty reveal in hopes of getting some male attention they missed out on when fat was seen as disgusting or something you only fucked at 3 am when drunk and horny.

This is not the Selena Gomez I know, I mean…titties down to her boxers…seems weird, but maybe that happens with a compromised immune system, drug addiction, during a pandemic.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2020

24

Mar

Hania Koczewska Smoking a Cigarette Topless of the Day

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I have no idea what this topless shoot is for. I don’t know anything about this Hania Koczewska girl besides finding her #gallery-8 { margin: auto; } #gallery-8 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-8 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-8 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } /* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php */

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2020

24

Mar

Vintage Erotica – Jane Birkin Edition of the Day

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Jane Birkin is Charlotte Gainsbourg’s mother. You may remember Charlotte Gainsbourg has done a lot of NUDE SCENES in movies but her most interesting story is that her dad, French lounge singer that all the hipsters fell in love with, Serge, did a duet with her called Lemon Incest about a dad and daughter’s sexual affair when she was 13 years old. It could have been an early troll, you know upset the media with outrageous claims, but that’s probably the worst fucking troll ever at least when it comes to you, as it should….who makes a song about incest with his 13 year old daughter…the French. That is who.

Anyway, Jane Birkin was hot and since we’re all going to die, we should reflect on the past, at least to get a taste of what faces looked like before all the fillers…

Posted in:Vintage Erotica

2020

24

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Not Alone During Social Distancing of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is some loser rich kid with celebrity parents who wasn’t able to use her celebrity parents to position herself in a way that other celebrity kids do…you know turn it into profit, make it work for her, maybe get modelling jobs, acting jobs, basically whatever the fuck other celebrity kids are getting overpaid to do.

Instead she’s irrelevant, low level and doing instagram influencer shit you’d expect from a college girl who works at starbucks who dreams of being an influencer, instead of a cam girl or onlyfans girl.

It’s actually impressive how bad she is at the internet, social media, using her money and connections. It’s like she has to TRY to intentionally drop the fucking ball and fail. I guess I can relate because I had every opportunity to be a dot com billionaire yet I spend my days posting shit like this about people who don’t even matter in their own homes, with their own families.

But at least she’s not alone, assuming her visit from her little friend is her feminist approach to getting her period, you know the celebration of not being knocked up, even though last I checked she was dating a lebsian rapper who rapped about being raped. Awesome times for Ireland.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2020

24

Mar

Maya Thurman Hawke Gets Fucked of the Day

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Maya Thurman Hawke is what happens when Ethan Hawke cums inside Uma Thurman’s ass, and due to a proliferation in her rectum that we’ll blame Weinstein and Tarantino for, one sperm landed on her prostate and found it’s way to a uterus that she didn’t know she had, but hoped she had, which is why she chose to live her life as a woman and not a man. Jamie Lee Curtis phenomenom if you will.

I know what you’re thinking…and that is that UMA can’t be a man, how would that make sense, especially considering you’ve jacked off to her, but clearly you’ve never looked at her hands…maybe because she doesn’t want you to…but google that shit, they big.

Anyway, that cum turned into Maya Hawke, and she’s got big tits, and is in Stranger Things, because life is hard when you’re a celebrity’s kid, or in her case 2 celebrity’s kid. They just get thrown into acting jobs real actors want but can’t have because they aren’t celebrity kids.

At least she’s got big tits to justify that decision of giving her work instead of someone actually deserving of that work….