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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2020

Mar

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

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I got in a fight with another potential ad network for being too pornographic to run their ads, forcing me to lose out on potential revenues, because I guess this is what I live off, therefore a business.

Despite telling the guy that I am not a pornsite, and if you jerk off to this content you’re a fucking weirdo, and with that logic could categorize any site being a porn site, because somewhere out there at least someone has jerked off to it…..

I post shit I find on social media that everyone has already seen and that the social media platforms all seem to think are Safe for their platforms and advertisers….

I also sent him a site he works with linking to coronavirus porn, which last I checked, is porn, since it was on a porn site….reminding me of the fight I’ve fought badly the last 15 years. Where I am not able to monetize my site, while othersites were making 200k-300k PER MONTH, because I post tits….when we all like tits, when google, facebook and TikTok and any other site allows the tits I am posting to live on their platforms, and the whole thing….is discrimination. METOO.

I don’t have millions of dollars, because of discrimination…from people who aren’t sex positive…into nudity…or pretend they aren’t….

That alone inspired me finding 10 nude pics on IG, these are those 10 nude pics, to remind you that the ENTIRE internet is a fucking porn site…so GIVE ME FUCKING MONEY. I’d like to retire in these dark end of the world times.

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2020

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Throwback of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her boyfriend celebrated their 1 year of exchanging STDS that come from being gutter pigs who are broken thanks to the execs at Disney who taught them how to fuck, or at least built off the mom’s friend who molested her’s work, because her mom is an irresponsible cunt of a mom who used her kids for her personal gain. White trash tends to do that….the dream of fame so big, you ignore that your kid is jacking off Michael Jackson at the dinner table you are sitting at you dumb fucks…..

So Bella and her boyfriend are apart during this quarantine, which is probably not sad times for either of them as they likely fuck other people, they are young, they raised on porn and Bella has already been in a THROUPLE…so whatever…when your pussy is a septic tank, what’s another shit in it….

POINT being, she’s in a bikini.

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2020

Mar

Dove Cameron is a Spitter of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some trending young slut that proabably swallows despite spitting in this video that looks like a porn casting couch.

They call them throatpies and maybe she’s only spitting because it’s not studio executive sperm, she started out young, that is all she knows….what is this water thing you speak of…I get my hydration by my handlers direct from the spout…

I don’t know why, but every Disney Kid grows up out of Disney as a slut, well I do know why because I listen to Corey Feldman….I also know a guy who lived across the street from Corey Haim when he was back in Montreal and he’d tell him all kinds of crazy stories while smoking his cigarette butts.

Literally knocking on the door “man can I have a smoke, shit, you don’t have smokes, can I roll the smokes in your ashtray into a cigarette”…which was a fucking trip for anyone who remembered the Coreys…RIP.

Poor Corey Haim….but Dove Cameron seems to be doing alright producing the smut she was trained to produce because it gets hits…

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2020

Mar

Ellie Goulding Slutty of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who I assume has made the crossover to America with her one hit from probably 10 years ago at this stage in the game.

I never found her to be hot, but I assume some people did, and hot or not a girl need to get as many views as possible, so might as well get slutty. As we’ve learned from amateur porn everywhere, the girls are a little too real, even disgusting, but you’ll still jack off to them based on the content, to backstory, etc.

What I do know about Quarantine, not that she’s in Quarantine, I know the UK has been non beleivers in the virus as it was designed by the Queen as a way to take over the world with her rich friends, so they encourage you all to get it, so that they can force you to get microchipped by their “VACCINE”….but what I do know about Quarantine is that it is a great time for all these sluts, who have walked the line of slut publicly because they have a career, to go full slut because why the fuck not.

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2020

Mar

This Week in On/Off of the Day

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With this self isolation, quarantine, whatever you want to call it as you feel like you’re being duped by society, lied to, robbed of your freedoms, your money, your investment, your everyday life while being forced to stay in your house as the world elite prepares the FEMA concentration camps, thinking it’s 5G, chem trail, microchipping, future….where the rich get rich and we all become their slaves…

A lot of girls are turning over a new leaf and getting naked on the internet to make some money. It’s like a dream come true to those old timers out there who remember watching early internet amateur porn thinking “why don’t hot chicks do this” while the hot chicks were out working at The Gap, or the country club and you were at home jerking off to a computer.

Well, the time has come, where the mainstream hot chicks are finally EDGY and TRASHY and it’s cool to get naked on the internet…to get praise or money or both.

I like to celebrate that turn of events, as someone who remembers hot girls being uptight twats who never got naked unless you got them on the right day, I appreciate where society has gone…I even appreciate the home chillng time to absorb all this home chilling created content.

This is On/Off – the popular “look at me dressed and look at me nude all in one picture”. Enjoy.

Posted in:Features

2020

Mar

Sex Toy Challenge Fail and Other VIdeos of the DAy

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Boober Eats the Future of Food Delivery

ZORB BALL WOMAN took that Meme Seriously

Man THinks Coffee is Hand Sanitizer

Dude Takes Coffee Seriously…

Indians Panic Buying

Streaking the News…

Holocaust Surviving Granny Spent 3 Years in a Well – So Shut Up Stay at Homers

Toilet Paper Porn

No Respect Kids

Car Dealership Fail

Man Thinks Coffee is a Hand Sanitizer

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2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just washed a banana that I had delivered with soap and water because the media has told me that anything that has been touched could be contaminated. It makes sense that all these bananas were man handled and sneezed on by the disgusting grocery shoppers. So it makes sense….I am not going die from some contagious FLU because I wanted to eat a banana.

As it turns out, washing a banana with dish soap is a totally homosexual experience, and not just because you’re washing a banana like some fucking fag, but also because of how you are washing said banana like some kind of fag at a gay Sauna before the AIDS crisis…

Here are some morning links…

Kylie Jenner Thirst TRapping
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Sydney Sweeney Topless Tanning
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Corona Virus Paddler
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Nude Model with these Italy COVID-19 Memes
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Cats and Dominos
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I am still watching this ZOOM MEETING where the woman goes to the bathroom
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Sophie Mudd is Flexible
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Emmy Rossum Cunt Wants to Workout With You Like a Cam Girl
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Big Titty Model Proving her Tits are Real
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Patrick Stewart Reads Shakespeare
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s funny that 50 percent of the people I see are bracing for the apocalypse thinking that we will all end up in FEMA concentration camps, microchipped, slaves to the government and owned by corporations…..while 50 percent think it’s no big deal, that it is all a viral stunt, like a global candid camera skit, and if it is, it is the best stunt ever executed.

I see people starting to melt down, then I see people documtenting their lives at home, creating content if you will and starting a TikTok….like some kind of asshole….

I find doing nothing at home very relaxing and I have a shitty home. These people mad the parks are closed, the gyms are closed, the offices and stores closed….I just see all those things as more reason to do nothing at home…maybe you’re scared of going broke….who cares…we’re all going to die….fuck it. The new you is always home.

Hell, I don’t even need to do these links, but I did….the world is collapsing, we’re all going to die, you’re being abused by your family….and I’m here doing links….so do your part man and click them…what the fuck else to you have to do.

Sydney Sweeney Topless Tanning
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Sophie Mudd – VERY Flexible
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Paddler in a Hazmat Suit
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Louisiana Conspiracy Theorist
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Hannah Palmer HOT and Self Isolating
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Phoebe Price is a Hero
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National Anthem Played on Credit Card Machines…
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Cats Play Dominos
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Madi Teeeuws is a Hot Model
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Rat Cow’s Morning Routine
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Jessica Alba – Fitness Dance
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Very Disturbing Hernia
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Ireland Baldwin Pokies at the Liquor Store
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Steve Irwin’s Daughter Got Married in front of No Guests
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Aubrey O’Day Hot Selfie
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Woman Throws Tantrum
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CNN Offended these People
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Rita Ora’s Pre Pandemic Bikini
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Yanet Garcia – Still a Hot Weather Lady
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India Dealing with Curfew Breakers
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Emmy Rossums Selling Home Workouts
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A Nude Italian Model
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Some Model Kissing Herself
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Girls Playing Rugby – Hit
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Former Ellen Employee Releases What You’ve Always Known – She’s a Fucking Devil. How Does America not see that? It’s so obvious to me.
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Apparently they are Doing Season 2 of Tiger King
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1950s Town for People’s with Alzheimers – COOOL.
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25 Not What They Seem Photos
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Dua Lipa Hot in Vogue
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Phoebe Price Killing it on Quarantine
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Liz Olsen Legs
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Reese Witherspoon Jogging in Mom Activewear
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Malin Akerman Leggings
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Ben Affleck and Ana De Armas in their PR Scam
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Andie Macdowell’s Daughter
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TOpless British Singer
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AMATEUR OF THE DAY – SASSYGIRLSPANKYPANTS
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Celebrities React to COVID-19
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Girls in Thong Shaking Ass…
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Big Cleavage!
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That Was Unexpected!
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Big Boobie Beach Run
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Big Booty VS Dice
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Mommy Playing with Herself on Freeway!
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School Girl Gallery!
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They Say These are 5 Girls of Tinder. Do You Buy It?
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28 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Best Tits Ever….Repost
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2020

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Doggy Style of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel’s out here digging into the archives while under self quarantine, something I doubt she’s actually doing, she’s from South Africa and thus has come face to face with the AIDS crisis of the late 80s, but then again she could have HIV at least statistically, I think in the 90s something like 80 percent of South Africa was HIV positivie…., putting her immune system at risk for COVID ….but then again if she got any STDs it was likely from the execs at Limited Brands who paid her well for the last decade…basically putting her on the map as a model and the only employer she’s had.

You know Hair and Make-Up aren’t getting done by the pros for these people, it’s the responsible thing to do, so the “me right now” shit may go dark in another few days when they all look like fucking monster trolls crawling out of a cave and getting hit by the sun for the first time…..

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2020

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Wet Tits of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari the anti-vaxxer, may or may not be a believer in the Coronavirus, while playing around in her bikini in her pool. The nice thing about being a reality star when that mattered is that she got to lock in some loser athlete who knew of her from her reality show. Get knocked up and never need to work again.

When it comes to her opinions on vaccines or viruses or basically anything, I fucking care. Get the fuck out of here.

We already know that influencers are the worst kind of narcissists who assume everyone wants to hear what they want to say about everything and anything, which is the funny because these influencers, who are not educated, who just lazily read clickbait articles and repeat hearsay, are actually really irresponsible to their fans and followers, who likely deserve to be misled for being morons.

The “influencers” which is what Cavallari has become, the reality TV shit was just a good launch pad, are too busy scrolling instagram to be actual experts on basically anything, or have valid opinions on anything, no matter how many views they get on their content by idiots.

They are probably the WORST people to model your life after, but I’ll still look at their mom bodies in bikinis, in their mansions, that they don’t leave anyway, because they have all they need.

I’d love for this bitch to be cancelled for basically giving the finger to everyone in their 500 square foot apartments surrounded by filth and disease even before the COVID thing happened. but instead she’ll be giving us tutorials on how to lay by the pool and stay 6 feet away from her gardeners. CUNT.

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