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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently supporting Weinstein and saying he’s being made an example of is not the popular opinion of social media…because people are half retards and believe what they are told…and I guess it falls into the whole “if she’s a hooker, doesn’t it count as rape” and I totally think it counts as rape if she’s a hooker, however these aren’t hookers…these are calculating scensters targeting an obese man and manipulating him with their cunts…or hoping to..only he got the last laugh…but now they get the last laugh…

I don’t actually care about the story, or defending Weinsten or accusing the women of having ulterior motives…he’s a slimebag, they are slimebags…fuck them all the pile of money they rode in on.

It would be nice if Weinstein saw my support and offered me a movie deal on my life story…I could use the money…

I’d rather be celebrating Mardi Gras down in New Orleans this week for the tits. So many tits, but then I remembered people don’t leave the house anymore…they get the selfie and bounce…and the whole Coronavirus makes being in public scary….but most importantly flashing tits is just a tool designed to sell panties, patreon and snap chat memberships….because the tits of the internet also have ulterior motives. These titty girls are entertprising. Monetizing. There is no pure or wholesome tit flash anymore…here are some stepLINKS..while Weinstein Prison Breaks using his walker and his vagina-like penis to penetrate a hole in the wall like he tried on all his accusers…

Alyssa Milano Celebrating Weinstein in her BRa
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Top for Carnaval
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Sophie Mudd Slutty Polaroids
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Dress
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Barbara Palvin in a See Through Bra
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Ashley Benson Panty Flash
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Zendaya Hot in Vogue
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Kaia Gerber Nipple Reveal
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Huge Explosion on the Highway
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Drunk Girl in an Uber
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Eiza Gonzalez Hot in Some Weird Shoot
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Gloria Sol Bares Her Soul – Nude
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Cassie Scerbo’s Arm Bra…
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Lil Nas X Crashing a Wedding
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Goodbye Modern Family
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Brooke Perry – Underwear Promo Model
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How Dwayne Haskins Spent his Firs Million
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The best thing about Jessica Mulroney is that she was a Town Coke Whore at the Clubs of Montreal for Years…and Now She’s in Royal Family Scandals. Hilarious to me.
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Dog Saves CHicken from a Fox
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Gigi Hadid vs Youtuber
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Mission Impossible Delayed due to Coronavirus
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Flat Earther Who Made a Rocket to Prove Earth is Flat Died – and It’s Funny
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How Much a Carpet Cleaning Company Makes in One Day
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Rough Entrance for Cruise Ship….
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Tarantino Made a Baby
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Bust Girl Trying On SmalL Bikinis
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Is this Proof Ghosts are REal?
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Liz Hurley’s Son is a Girl
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Woman Dresses like a Giraffe to Save her From Corona Virus
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Cat Watchign Tom and Jerry is Some Weirdness
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Tranny From Euphoria in a Magazine
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Sarah Jessica Parker Big CLeavage
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DC Comics Fires Co-Publisher
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Ben Affleck and J.Lo Still Homies
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Kendall Jenner in a Skirt on the Runway
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Maddy Petsch in Red
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Rita Ora Titty on a Hike
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Larsen Thompson Big Tits
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bra Top for Carnaval!
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Stella Maxwell on the RUnway
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Rita Ora in Leggigns
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Brie Larson is Dog Shit
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Emmy Rossum Dressed like a Hooker – Yet Still Dog Shit
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Karreuche Tran Cleavage
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The Asshole Compilation
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Weird Safe Sex
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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Skinny Girl Dances Naked at a Festival
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Self Fisting is Nuts
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Girls Put Coke in their Friend’s Asshole
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Reddit Amateur of the Day – Check the Ratio Bro
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A Bunch of BOOTY
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Blue Dildo
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I wonder why pregnant people post sex tapes
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From Instagram Model to Porn Chick
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Look into Black Babe’s Eyes as she Fucks a Suction Dildo
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Titty Reveal
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Busty Mistress with the Invisi-Nips
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Japanese Joker Porn
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2020

Feb

Tara Lipinski Nip Slip of the Day

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Tara Lipinski has been retired from the skating world after winning the Olympics at 16, which is probably when you stopped masturbating to her, but she still exists and she’s still an American hero, at least in terms of being an Olympic commentator on Olympic skating every 4 years…which I don’t think can be defined as an actual hero…but at least she’s got a talent in this world of talentless trash that just gets naked on the internet for exposure, attention and money…while Lipinski’s nip slip has a career, training, success…wins behind it…so it’s not your standard internet whore behavior…it’s got more value than that.

I am not just hyping up Tara Lipinski and her nip slip because I am Canadian and spent Sundays hungover jerking off to figure skating during the winter thanks to our Socialist Government TV station that televised that shit…I am saying that because I like people with skills getting naked more than people who just get naked cuz they can…not that this is Tara Lipinski naked…it’s her nipple though…which is 1/5th naked if you ask me…which you didn’t.

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2020

Feb

Rita Ora Getting Wet of the Day

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I think Rita Ora is hot. I like that she’s officially “famous” despite having done nothing really beyond getting a record deal 10 years ago….and cruising around the world with industry people, at industry events, like she matters…all without making hit songs….girl is a victim or product of the system man…getting that million dollar deal on spec but never used by the people who bought her in some modern day slave trade…only in her slave trade she’s just a famous person with all the rewards of being famous…brand work, sponsorships, all expense paid trips, hosting gigs….everything except a HIT….because you don’t need to have a hit…you just need to have people think you may or may not have a hit…because followers is more marketable and more lucrative than selling records through a corrupt record industry.

BUT that could just be her tits talking….I am sold on Rita Ora because of the tits.

Here she is showing off her abs…

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2020

Feb

Ariel Winter See Through of the Day

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Ariel Winter is seen here with Sarah Hyland making the most of what will probably be the last of their careers at least we can hope….

I like to assume that the Hollywood machine that recycles all these starlets because they have mainstream celebrity from being on a hit show (whatever that means in this era of streaming) will probably recycle these cunts in various spin off shows, or maybe sit down and figure out some ways to get them credibility as actors beyond being sitcom type cast shit…you know make some ANISTON out of them…keep them earning because now that the show is over the agents and management just got a heavy pay cut…and they don’t like that…so get this bitch in a super hero movie….maybe a fat girl with breast reduction who has her tits grow back to haunt her….or maybe a 10 episode series on Sarah Hyland’s rejected kidney trying to get back up in her…I don’t know…I should keep my ideas to myself..until I am hired by Hollywood in a development deal for the next steps for these two weird looking girls….that hasn’t happened yet so probably won’t happen..so instead I’ll post Hyland’s face that doesn’t look like Hyland and Winter’s see through outfit…because she’s trash.

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2020

Feb

Maya Hawke Bra and Panties of the Day

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Maya Hawke is the trending reminder that 22 years ago UMA THURMAN and ETHAN HAWKE had a kid. It’s a relationship I completely forgot about because I don’t give a fuck about celebrity gossip, which is funny considering what I do everyday on this dumb fucking site, but that’s just because of a series of bad decisions that got me here, and a lack of opportunity to get me out of here….

But in all the disappointment that is running an irrelevant celebrity titty blog I’ve found my new passions, which is celebrity kids, the products that crawl out of the cunt of celebrities, who are celebrities by default, born into it…but who possess none of the talent, skill, or effort that requires becoming a celebrity. Just sort of falling into it and mattering because you were born into it…and that’s funny to me.

So why Maya Hawke is out here posing in her underwear is just funny to me, sure she’s got titties, but we got no business seeing those titties, yet here we are looking at her in her underwear…I can say that if I remembered a pregnant Uma Thurman, because even in Pulp Fiction (RIP WEINSTEIN THE VICTIM AND THE RAPIST), I wouldn’t have imagines that her kid would be trying to get clout getting naked online, I would have expected her to be a little less on the internet getting half naked for attention, but the power of getting naked for attention always wins.

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2020

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

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Looks like Kate Beckinsale’s on the Elizabeth Hurley bikini plan. Never too old to turn to your fan base of loser dudes who like Vampire Movies from the late 90s, to give you that validation that keeps you from gorging on cake, quitting the fitness and the cocaine, or whatever other hormones she’s on, like a 40+ mom on reddit ready to reveal her fake tits, to get some positive feedback so that her husband can see her as a hot piece again…before connecting with reddit dudes he shares dick pics with…before going full cuck….before going full homo….it all starts with a 50 year old mom wife trying to feel hot….Kate Beckinsale is just the hollywood version of that.

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2020

Feb

Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is pretty much just an influencer, what she influences is up for debate, but I think it’s probably mainly rich dudes who like fucking girls from instagram with a lot of followers, rather than actual moms, or women into style or health and wellness tips and products…because trolling instagram into presenting you like you are relevant can be both lucrative and exciting…lots of travel, lots of adventure, lots of nude shoots, lots of pretending you’re interesting, or like you have something to say….when you probably don’t….but you’re in a bikini so who gives a fuck and now dead magazines that have crawled out of history to make a comeback are doing centerfold shoots with you like you’re a celeb and not a hometown hottie…dreams do come true…

Her influencer captions include:

“So happy to be back in California ?? corn chip anyone?”

“die-dye + Fanta makes me happy”

“She’s candid. Also is 5 photos too much?”

That is the shit she brings you to caption her nude shoots….this is what makes her a brand friendly “influencer”….while the bikini pics make her a prime candidate for Sugar Baby….no wonder everyone is dumb fuck dot com.

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2020

Feb

Kaia Gerber Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is either on some ILLUMINATI shit, where the secret society control our minds through their network of celebrities they create to push their agenda on us….which I don’t entirely believe, despite knowing how the whole media controlling everyone’s mind works. I’ve been around long enough to see calculated marketing efforts to make someone famous who otherwise shouldn’t be famous…but in Kaia Gerber’s case, I think it’s good old fashioned Public Relations, her family is dialled into the media, her mom is a big fucking deal, and ICON if you will, and if they choose to put a little money in hyping her up beyond being “Cindy Crawford’s Daughter”…you know as being her own credible model who would be there regardless of who her parent’s are…they have the resources to do that…and lucky for them the media is lazy, the public lazy, we just sort of accept what is presented to us….and I am sure Kaia Gerber will remain as useless as she is, giving us nothing worth our time, but a few nude shoots….she’s just not that interesting…but the media seems to think she’s worth talking about…she’s fucking everywhere…so this is me talking about her….although she died when I found out she fucked Pete Davidson…I get the whole broken rich kid thing and I typically don’t care who a girl puts up in her…but in this case…I just see some lame groupie teen being forced into this for her moms ego and eventually it will all crash.

I like when things crash.

More of her nipples out at Versace

Here she is with her nipples all hard for i-D magazine..

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2020

Feb

Faith Schroder Slutty Side Boob of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Richard Schroder, better knowns as Ricky Schroder from Silver Spoons’ daughter. She’s 18 and along with her sister is out there doing half naked shoots, because everyone does half naked shoots, everyone wants to be a bikini or lingerie model dudes jerk off to, even ugly chicks. It’s weird.

She’s some LA based rich kid, so this kind of behavior is expected and encouraged, it’s just funny that they are positioning her or tryijng to position her as a super model, when she’s just some slutty and skinny blonde girl dancing around when not half naked….

Which brings up an important point, TikTok, which this video may or may not be filmed for….but that is basically the exact same content of people doing choreographed dances like a bunch of assholes, and for some reason it’s going to take out INSTAGRAM (finally)….the China owned and operated, tracking your every move thanks to people who like to watch dance routines, fuelled by people who like to make dance routines, is just beyond fucking strange…why can’t we just stick to the sex tapes.

Here she is slutty in a bikini

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2020

Feb

January Jones Bath Time Nudity of the Day

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January Jones is in the bath, showing all you caring perverts that life as a single mom is rough, so rough that sometimes you just need to take a minute to bathe off the sin.

I’ve never been into January Jones so the fact that I am watching her bathe is just a testament of the times thanks to social media…where the kind of person who became a “celelbrity” from her humble Oregon beginnings, is going to naturally overshare her because she fucking loves the attention, feedback, and likes…it’s her drug…along with getting cummed inside by dudes who refuse to admit they are her child’s father.

As someone who hates celebrities and who thinks they are all trashy whores, even if they were born into the industry, this kind of behavior is expected and I guess welcomed because I’d rather see some bitch on TV in the bath pretending to be real…instead of walking around in paparazzi pics pretending to be bothered by all the hype she generated for herself by getting knocked up by a mystery man out of wedlock who has yet to admit he’s the dad.

You know, if you’re a media whore or attention whore and that’s why you’re even in LA in the first place, take advantage of that direct line to your fans.

I’m just disappointed this didn’t end with her fisting herself in a “look how stretchy my cunt is now that I’ve have a baby and hundreds of important cock that helped me get famous in me”….

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