DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2020

28

Feb

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

I support Rita Ora’s use of her tits in her marketing of herself, in her solidifying jobs for herself, maybe even record label deals….but more importantly…I support her tits in her everyday life…as they are her number one ally, her one true friend, her connected to her in ways nothing else will ever be, and my hope for her is that they never get cancer…because they just hang so full and lovely. It’s the kind of tit I want on all celebrities.

So whether Rita Ora is irrelevant, a bottom feeder, trying to climb the ranks of pop star but always missing the mark or not…

She will always be the proud owner of great tits and that’s a currency, or an accomplishment in and of itself…so bitch…keep them tits coming…

TO SEE THE PICS FROM OUTSIDE THE PARTY CLICK HERE

Same Top Different Pants – Weird – Did she Shit Herself? You can lose control of your bowels if you get fucked up the ass enough – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2020

28

Feb

Brooke Burke See Through Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

No Comments »

The Domincan Republic has been getting a lot of bad press lately thanks to people dropping dead while on vacation there. It’s rumored to be some bootleg alcohol poisoning, but there could be a bigger conspiracy….but I don’t think Brooke Burke has much to worry about, she clearly isn’t one of those people who dies, as she keeps on bringing her fit as fuck body into what must be her 60s.

We remember her from 1990s Playboy…turned WILD ON…the party show around the world that came in a simpler time when we wouldn’t get hate for making movies or tv shows based on “Chicks in Bikinis”….but she’s still alive, many years older, with a bunch of fucking kids, and dudes still think she’s hot, they still are her fans, and they still jack off to her. It’s amazing, but I guess with a body like this, you can ignore that old lady face.

Either way, here’s some Divorcee in her 50s, redefining being an old weathered bitch…one bikini pic at a time. It is hard to hate on a dinosaur for being a dinosaur when it looks pretty good desptie being a dinosaur.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and HERE

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2020

28

Feb

Alexandra Sollima Human Pretzel Nudes of the Day

No Comments »

This model is named ALEXANDRA and she is in this pretty wild, even aggressive nude shoot for instagram. Not that it is for instagram specifically, but I like to call them “instagram” shoots to help take the models viral. Only this one happens to be more extreme than the next. I guess that’s how you get noticed when every girl is doing the same tactics of getting seen.

I feel like this performance is her giving the photographer an impression of being a Gynecologist’s patient. some commentary on toxic masculinity, vagina shaming, who fucking knows how they intellectualize their smut, as to pretend it isn’t smut, as they walk that fine line of art and fashion nudity, with straight up sex worker nudity, when it’s clearly just sex work nudity, but they out the good parts so it’s not full on porn?

If anything, that’s the most offensive part of all this, like if you’re going to do some celebrate the spread labia, no labia shaming, then go all the way…but I guess that would defeat the purpose and officially slot her in the category she probably doesn’t want to be slotted in, because if she did, we’d all be checking out the remnants of where the hymen once was.

Posted in:Alexandra Sollima

2020

28

Feb

Girl Tweaking Out and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Handcuffed Woman Fakes a Fall

Man Fetches Ring Out of Aquarium

Chinese Corona Virus Tanks

Big Truck Fail

Bus Driver Attacked

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

28

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t write good jokes anymore because I am too preoccupied with death.

How can I think funny, when I’m imagining the cancer cells growing within my as my immune system tries to fight them off.. Not that I have cancer, but the older I get, the closer I get to cancer….but it’s not just cancer cells, I also imagine the blood pumping through my clogged arteries….seeing my heart struggle…gasping for air…swollen and ready to blow, like one of those cartoon steam engine whistles…

I also don’t write good jokes, because I never wrote good jokes.

My specialty for many years was trolling, but I barely troll, there’s no humor out there in trolling…just too many angry people and I prefer silence.

Luckily. you don’t have to read what I write about, because you never did.

Not to mention, I can still call ugly celeb trash, overpaid, overhyped whores….they make it easy.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bianca Balti for Old Lady Lingerie – Still Hot Though
CLICK HERE

Anja Rubik – Topless for Fashion
CLICK HERE

Everything Streaming in March
CLICK HERE

Should Toys be Gender Neutral
CLICK HERE

Steven Segal Got In Trouble for Promoting a Bitcoin Scheme
CLICK HERE

Volkswagen vs McLaren
CLICK HERE

Alejandra – Nude in the Pool
CLICK HERE

Sofia Vergara Joining America’s Got Talent
CLICK HERE

All of Adobe’s Products Explained
CLICK HERE

Can you Buy Eternal Life
CLICK HERE

Failed Jail Escape
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

Whenever I leave the house, I wonder if I will end up in the background or as the subject of someone’s instagram, facebook, TikTok…not because I am a narcissist who thinks I should be on the internet, if I was, this site would have been 15 years of me talking to my webcam about things, it’d actually be a lot easier than writing posts, and I’d probably make money doing it…because I’ve seen vloggers who are rich and they fucking suck…

I assume I’ll end up on the internet as one of those homeless looking crackheads people record to make fun of…like “Look at that fat fuck in slippers in the middle of winter covered in what could be feces”…you know the star of a viral video the inclusive crowd of social justice warriors who pretend to be about diversity and inclusivity..but are really just shitty people like the rest of us..they just direct their shitty ways on the pervert male in sweat pants masturbating in the park…instead of at other races, retardations, etc.

Injustice.

Britney Spears Breaking her Foot – Gross
CLICK HERE

Coco Austin Still Exists and Is AMazing
CLICK HERE

Halsey’s First TikTok is Slutty
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid on the Runway
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift is a Man in her New Video
CLICK HERE

Dakota Fanning’s See Through Wife Beater
CLICK HERE

Lady Called Fatty McFat by a CEO – So Good
CLICK HERE

Creepy Vin Diesel
CLICK HERE

Elle Fanning in a Floral Dress
CLICK HERE

Ariel Winter See Through
CLICK HERE

The FCC got 1,300 Complaints over Half Time Show
CLICK HERE

Kelly Gale’s PMS Tits
CLICK HERE

Ekaterina TOpless for Shameless Russia
CLICK HERE

Hilary Duff in Leggings Puts Disney+ on Blast.
CLICK HERE

Future Doesn’t Pay Child Support – I appreciate That
CLICK HERE

Yacht Life with Kate Upton
CLICK HERE

Nicki Minaj Nipple for Carnival
CLICK HERE

Hangover Prevention CURE
CLICK HERE

GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Brooke Burke in the Domincan in Bikinis
CLICK HERE

The Hadid Sisters are Pretty Ugly
CLICK HERE

Sophie Turner – Pregnant with her Legs Out in Gogo Boots
CLICK HERE

Jourdan Dunn – Cleavage for Fashion
CLICK HERE

J.Lo Leggings for the Paparazzi
CLICK HERE

Georgia Fowler – TItty Top
CLICK HERE

Hilary Duff in Leggigns
CLICK HERE

Britney Spears in Shorts
CLICK HERE

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip
CLICK HERE

Chloe Moretz CLeavage
CLICK HERE

Elle Fanning – Fashion Week
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

This ANal Insertion Makes No Sense
CLICK HERE

The Happiest Place on Earth
CLICK HERE

21 People having a Shitty Day
CLICK HERE

Cardi B at the Strip Club
CLICK HERE

New Pornstar and her New Tits
CLICK HERE

Spy Cam Catches Naughty Babysitter – Sure it Did
CLICK HERE

Sluts Shelving Coke
CLICK HERE

Short Short Pussy Flash Waiting for a Flight
CLICK HERE

10 Acts that Make you a Whore
CLICK HERE

That was unexpected
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS –
CLICK HERE

Shädbase Shad Base Is a Webcomic and Art Site Created by Shaddai Prejean
| Read ShadBase Review @ CamDude

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! |

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

27

Feb

Kaia Gerber Feeling herself Up of the Day

No Comments »

Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s little clone she created as a project during her retirement, that is much like Cindy Crawford in that she is doing the whole model thing, thanks in no part to Cindy Crawford being her mom, only unlike Cindy Crawford, the 1990s icon, this little brat is from today’s generation of raised on pornography, over sexualized perverts, who probably masturbate all fucking day to each other while playing videogames. The level of smut they produce on their phones EVERYDAY outweighs the amount of smut produced in the entire decade of the 1990s porn industry. It’s just the reality.

So unlike Cindy Crawford, this one is that “poor little rich girl” cliche, who doesn’t even realize what she’s had cuz she’s always had it, and she doesn’t really realize where it’s going because it doesn’t matter, the family is rich as fuck, she’s fine regardless, and in meantime she gets praise as she poses like an asshole at 18, an 18 year old asshole…if you will…that has been tainted by Pete Davidson if you will…just doing this for the praise….wanting to be told how hot she is…instead of going to fucking school to be a doctor or some shit.

I am not mad that Kaia Gerber exists, even if her last name is offensive sounding. I’m actually happy that an actual hot celebrity brat playing “model” hits the scene. Will she last, probably not, entitled people of her generation prefer chilling to actually going to work the runway, I can’t imagine her not fucking up, you know any kid with a stage parent has that breaking point, no matter who that stage parent is. Living out momma’s dream instead of just living off the trust fund. Makes no sense to me..if I was in her situation, and I’m not, my body was never of model caliber and I’d look silly in shiny bra tops despite my womanly fat man tits, but if I was in her situation, I’d be Van Wilder, in college getting wasted for 15 years. You have to be a real idiot to want to be working at fashion shows like some peasant trying to break into an industry her mom already owns. It’s really just silly.

TO SEE HER WALKING THE RUNWAY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2020

27

Feb

Vanessa Paradis in Elle Russia of the Day

No Comments »

Vanessa Paradis brought her signature receding gums she may need to get grafted out to some photoshoot to remind us all of what Johnny Depp left to marry that black widow – man eating – Amber Heard. Dumb play dude but I guess he’s figured that one out by now.

The mother of his kids, including that young slutty Lily Rose Depp showed off how her daughter scored that Chanel Campaign. They are famous in France, it only makes sense, plus bitch is decked out in it. Family discount, or maybe family gets free shit from the brand, so when they asked to give Lily Rose some modelling work it was a no brainer since they are all homies.

Either way – HOT MOM check.

Posted in:Uncategorized|Vanessa Morgan

2020

27

Feb

Rose Bertram Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Rose Bertram is some Belgian model who was signed at 13. Not creepy at all. Even better she did shoots for Agent Provocateur before she turned 18. Wholesome…but she’s not to blame for that, blame the industry of sex offenders who go under the radar until they hit Weinstein level and the story goes viral.

Even better, she has been dating the man she has a kid with when she was 17! Racy. He’s a soccer player who I guess plays for a Toronto Team, and who is her meal ticket, so if you’re in Toronto keep your eyes out for her, she could be lurking…

I think she got “famous” by doing Sports Illustrated, probably with the help of her baby daddy, the soccer player, which was before she had the kid. I remember her being Rookie of the Year or something before SI got soft and caved to the pressure of inclusivity, forgetting their audience is dudes, and using old fat ladies in their magazine, a move that I hope KILLED their business….but Bertram still doing half naked shit after giving birth, a move that is the equivalent of what SI did with their model casting choices….but the vagina version…destroy that fucking shit….but still survive.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Rose Bertram|SFW

2020

27

Feb

Pussy Cat Doll Screw Up of the Day

No Comments »

This is a Video of the Pussy Cat Dolls failing on stage because they are just a novelty stripper act that isn’t very good…

The Pussy Cat Dolls are back and they haven’t changed their name to Nicole Scherzinger’s and the girls who backed her up in her first attempt at fame, before going off on her own and actually becoming real fucking famous, only to go back to the girls for a reunion tour, because people like familiar things and this shit will sell out across the world, because they are the Pussycat Dolls.

The other girls must be pumped seeing as Nicole has 4.4 million followers, and the next in line Ashley Roberts has 500k, then the next has 150k and the last has 76k followers…so they’ll get an uptake in biz riding Nicole’s dick as they’ve done for so long…I mean these stripper show girls have polarized their slutty dancing into mainstream pop success.

TO SEE THE PICS OF THE CONCERT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pussycat Dolls|SFW