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2020

11

Feb

Kate Beckinsale’s 40+ Year Old Ass of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is here acting like 47 year olds are the new freshly turned 18 school girl discovering herself, when really it’s justa 47 year old, that has the same 47 year old pussy that has had 47 years of use, and that is not the “new 18″….even if it looks pretty skinny.

There’s not arguing that Kate Beckinsale is hot and that she looks amazing for her age, but she’s still old as shit, even if old as shit doesn’t look like the 40+ fetish mags we used to steal from the corner store in the early 90s because the store owner didn’t give a fuck if they went missing since no one was weird enough to be buying them.

But she’s still 47. Skinny yes…but 47.

As far as I’m concerned, along with being used as a fantasy to her weirdo nerd fans, her only other use is to make other 40 year olds and even 30 year olds feel like fucking shit about themselves, makes them easier to fuck…and maybe some 20 year olds feel like there is hope that they will be this good at 47 too….committing to a life of staying skinny….but 20 year olds are made different now and all about the fat.

Either way, mom of an 18 year old in slutty fitness pants holding her skinny ass all together should be enough to tap into your fucking weirdness, to help you visualize and live out all the fucking perv shit you’re into…cuz I know ya’ll are weird.

Her she is grinding up against a punching bag…for the perverts..

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2020

11

Feb

Girl Slams Into Wall On That VR and Other Videos of the Day

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Don’t Do Drugs

Plane’s Emergency Landing

U Haul Driver of the Day

Chinese Man Spitting on ELevator

Girl Slams into Car DOING dumb fucking shit.

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2020

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder what they racist effect of Corona Virus is having on Asians. While at Wal Mart doing my Wal Mart shopping and Model Scouting for the next nude shoot on the site I put together called Wal Mart Moms and their GUNTS covered in cooking oil and other ingredients used in White Trash baking…..I noticed people avoided all the asians in line…so there was one line with one asian girl…and all the other lines had about 40 fucking people…no one willing to risk getting behind her…and I did what any self respecting person not scared of death or disease or getting behind a bitch unprotected would do….and went into the longer line with no Asians….I guess she could have been Native, Inuit or Mexican and not Asian at all….but fuck that.

I guess when it comes to getting disease…you can never be too safe….whether I fucked homeless women no condom or not…I ain’t risking getting in that news coverage on the first patient to get Corona Virus in Montreal. I don’t like that kind of press.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning…

Kaya Noid is Nude
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In Case you Missed it – LEGLESS LAP DANCING STRIPPER
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Mark Ruffalo May Star in HBO Parasite Spin Off
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Hailey Bieber – Almost See Through
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Cat Thinks a Long Time Before Hitting Dog
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Man Confused about the Tire Shops on Either Side of Taco Bell
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Dog Finds Mud Puddle
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What Welders Do for Fun
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Bill Nye the New York Dancing Model
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High School Basketball Team Beat their Coach
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Car Loses Control on Freeway
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Ice Cube Performing to a Bunch of 10 Year Olds is Weird
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2020

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been eating out my Gwyneth Paltrow candle all weekend…and my lips are all burned up…i got a rash and I could have a Parasite, but that may just be me being overly paranoid ever since I had an actual parasite from Mexico that makes this whole movie win pretty fucking triggering….everytime Parasite is said, I’m remembering the shitting out of my ass for 7 months and never fully recovering…thanks Academy Awards…where is the sympathy and inclusivity for parasite survivors….maybe parasite survivors isn’t an official gender, race, deformity, retardation, sexuality yet…but it is something….shmers…

Oh some steplINKS…click them 5 times…

Sydney Sweeney is Killing it with the Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens is Single and Posting Slutty Content
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Alison Brie Full Frontal
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Cheer Duel Turns into Fight
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Amputee Stripper Gives a Lapdance on a Radio Show
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Cheer Squad Duel Becomes a Brawl
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SABINE KHABIRI KISSES HERSELF IN THIS LINGERIE SHOOT!
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Shay Mitchell Panty Flasher
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Birds of Prey Bombed
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Cindy Crawford’s son Gets a Lame Face Tattoo
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No Running in the House Fail
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Basketball Team Attacks Their Coach
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Suki Waterhouse Weirdo See Through Dress
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Selena Gomez Hot Photoshoot You’ve Likely Seen
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Storm Causes Tree to Go Down – Narrowly Avoiding Car
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Kaia Gerber – Hard Nips
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Deodorant Nip Slip
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Leo’s Busty GF Won the Oscars
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Vanessa Hudgens Single and Ready to Mingle
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Testing Motorola’s new Flip Phone
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Tila Tequila Looking Like Shit and Acting Nuts for Old Times
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Tanya Kartashova in a Hot Shoot
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Bella Thorne Got her Tan On
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Tana Mongeau in Lingerie
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Texas REstaurant’s Funny Signs
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Busty Kendra Rowe….
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Madelaine Petsch – Red Headed Babe….
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I hate SNL and I don’t think Pete Davidson in Drag is Good Comedy
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Abby Lee Miller Facelift
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Dog Takes Out Glass Table
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Ken Block on an E Racer
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Tinashe in a Fun Titty Hugging Outfit
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The Marvelous Miss Rachel Brosnahan is Not Hot
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Who Let the Rat Cow Out
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The Hunter and Joey King sisters
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Ass in Leggings Eiza Gonzalez
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Kate Hudson Bra Top
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Dua Lipa Performing
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Josephine Jackson – White Lingerie Monster Tits
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A Bunch of Butts…
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CUCKED to Tears
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Can I Borrow a Clothes Pin
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Big Titty Drop
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WTF is This Insane Insertion
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Naked Sleeping Chicks
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Pillow Rider
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Panties
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Jade is Fucking Good.
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Reddit Amateur with her Tits Out
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Amateur of the Day
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Asian of the Day
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2020

10

Feb

Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day

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I guess the Victoria’s Secret empire that everyone says is for sale, or restructuring, because they are some bloated organization with a very high overhead with stores in every mall because people need panties….made in china panties that they think are better than ordering directly form china despite being 100 times the price…because they have a little VS tag on them….but just as much Corona Virus…and who knows what other viruses….imagine how many girls in VS have got herpes with a little PANTIES TO THE SIDE style fuck….I feel like VS has been involved in more herpes infestations than Paris Hilton…or PATIENT ZERO as we call that VALTREX huffing bitch…

But the Victoria’s Secret empire still has hot models like the AI / ROBOT / CLONE they financed when finding alternatives to traditional models who have attitude, can’t be programmed, and who turn on creative director ED…..like Josephine Skriver….on their payroll and they still fly them all down to the Caribbean where the CEO lives….the same CEO who financed Epstein…billionaires…a messy breed of pervert…but I like their staff….cuz it looks like this.

Here she is at Elton Johns AIDS Party

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2020

10

Feb

Stella Maxwell Getting Wet of the Day

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Stella Maxwell the self proclaimed lesbian who has managed to convince a bunch of A-List talent to try lesbian sex because they are easily manipulated, empty and confused, always seeking a new thrill because they have everything, and lesbianism is a trendy thing to go for, so why not do it with a model at Victoria’s Secret, which is the opposite of what any penis hating dyke I know would be into. I thought the whole point of lesbianism was for women who can’t get dudes to not be lonely…so they give into more domineering hormonally male looking bitches for that love and non-judgemental support….and together they live quiet homebody lives knitting, crafting, baking and watching lesbian movies while listening to old “WOMEN IN SONG” albums they bought at the thrift store, the same thrift store they bought all their furnishings and flannel at…..you know….lesbian shit….that ends every night with some mutual masturbation, much like solo masturbation, or some getting eating out by the manly bitch…..while hating dicks because they conditioned themselves to hate dicks….even though they fuck each other with phallus’…..

Lesbianism is a myth, no women is naturally born a lesbian, it takes sex assault, bad break-ups, peer pressure, or a trend to get them there….otherwise why do they buy sperm off craigslist to turkey baste into themselves to make babies…they want to be single moms, fine, but they want that dick juice in them to be single moms….so that’ in and of itself is NOT VERY lesbian…

For a “lesbian” to date a VS model….reminds me that actors are fucking actors and have no idea what’s up…they just like the media hype and being able to associate with a group….cuz they eat pussy to get off instead of dick.

Pretty dumb, but Stella Maxwell, the hipster turned A-List Lesbian Creator….is pretty hot…she gets hotter and hotter…maybe from the souls she sucks out of valuable and expensive cunt….because her early modelling was some lopsided hipster weirdness….while this is just so much better.

Here she is in some see through lingerie for the same photoshoot

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2020

10

Feb

Tits from the Oscars After Party of the Day

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It was the most important night of the year for the Hollywood Elitists who control all the content we consume and who are basically the fucking worst.

It’s just a bunch of rich people getting richer, trying to exploit talent to make it work for them, or overpay barely talented people who managed to go viral or have one success.

It is not a breeding ground for art or elevation of the consciousness of the world, if anything, it’s fucking smut that keeps everyone dumb as fuck….manipulating us with their glitz and glam.

It is not just a boys club, but a group of idiots who act like they are the cool kids at high school, when the rest of us are the nerds buying up their baked goods at the back sale to hope to be part of their group…when really we should want nothing to do with that.

Despite their attempts to be relateable, victims, real…they are just money grubbers who are sitting at the right table..who want to be validated and have an audience while barely having to work…so they can live that fancy rich life being praised…all while fucking sucking.

It’s an elitist crowd of idiots….and anyone who is anyone in the industry, or who wants so desperately to be someone within the industry, you know to feel validated and like they matter, because their lives are so empty that they put importance on bullshit like Oscar Parties….came out to make an appearance.

So fuck the Oscars, they don’t matter. Be Glad Parasite won to give you a sense that Hollywood is going through what your neighborhood is going through, the asians are moving in and they are paying cash….and rightfully fucking so…they do it better and don’t get lost in “this is marketable” flip flop bullshit that Hollywood does.

Just make good movies you cunts….and with that…here are some cunts doing Oscar shit – not to be confused with My drunk and half asleep Oscar Post of last night …which I wrote uninspired because the movie industry is uninspiring.

Fuck all these idiots.

Adriana Lima looking good

Candice Swanepoel in shorts

Aubrey Plaza Nerd Tits

Kate Hudson Scaring me

Hailey Baldwin in a see through dress

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Joan Smalls with the nipple pasties

Madelaine Petsch scary cause she’s got red hair but black eyes

Lili Reinhart See Through

Vanessa Hudgens Single and Slutty

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Suki Waterhouse See Through

Hairy Rowan Blanchard

Sydney Sweeney Perfect Tits

Taylor Hill in some weird costume

Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian stinking up the red carpet

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Hunter Hailey King and Joey King

Kate Beckinsale Slutty

Eiza Gonzalez Corona Virus Spreader

Em RatCow

Emma Roberts Hot

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Here are some shots from the Elton John AIDS Party

Ashley Green in some See Through

Christina Hendricks with her massive tits

Jessica Alba lost her tits

Erika Christensen Crying for Joaquin Phoenix

Tracee Ellis Ross with the tits

Shay Mitchell Pussy Flasher

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Posted in:SFW|The Oscars

2020

10

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens “FUCK ME” Dance of the Day

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In very important Vanessa Hudgens news….she’s posted up a dance of her asking you to fuck her…you know pretending she’s saying “Fuck Me” because of the struggle of leading the dance…but we know what she’s doing. It’s a SUBLIMINAL message to the people out there. I find it very hard to believe a disney trained dancing monkey can’t figure out a lame social media dance kids with no skills are doing.

She’s single and like all single girls, she’s looking for cock or at least male attention. She’s getting older and she’s at the height of her breeding window….and thus pretty horny, not that these actors with too much money and ego aren’t always horny.. she is the nude (with Bush) selfie taker back before that was a thing….edgy….but just showcasing everything those Disney Execs taught her in their casting couch training….

All I am trying to say is girls get bad when they get single and this is Vanessa Hudgens at basic girl antics that I’m all for watching how it unfolds…

She’s looking hot.

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2020

10

Feb

Lily Rose Depp See Through of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is flashing her panties, kind of, barely, I mean her dress is semi see through and you can see the diaper style underwear she’s wearing and that is enough for me, because I am a fan of Lily Rose Depp…

I find it annoying that everyone is out cancelling Amber Heard now that they’ve heard the audio of her being a snake, devil woman, black widow fucking husband user and abuser….all for her own personal narcissistic gain..but here I am calling her a whore for the decade she’s been around and no one is praising me for being the messenger of truth.

I can assure you that I’ve always supported Johnny Depp, not in a Believe all Women, just believe women who aren’t opportunistic white trash cunts….

Not that this has anything to do with Lily Rose Depp’s panties, besides the fact that that sexual predator may or may not have sniffed Lily Rose’s panties when they lived together, you know bi-sexual women are weird.

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2020

10

Feb

Bella Thorne Tight and White Cameltoe of the Day

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This is the best Bella Thorne’s looked in a while now. Apparently she wants to look more Latina, because Latina is a trend.

I know, sounds racist for some pale white bitch to be saying she’s going to become more latina, but the thing with racism is that her dad was a Cuban, she is from Florida, so why not milk that….it’s her right, her ethnicity to get a spray tan and darken her hair to tap into Cuba….

I prefer that angle to her plastic faced red headed mother’s look she’s been carrying around the last few years when her and her mom were in exile or estranged or whatever these rich fucks do when they throw immature tantrums at each other….but when you’re so fucking white washed, despite having CUBA LIBRE up inside her DNA, it’s something she should be cancelled over…you know so she can burn through her money and end up a Reddit Sex worker selling her nudes…

She’s still got a big dude head….and her level of hotness debatable…but still looking better than when she looks like a homeless crackwhore who smells like piss and shit…

Here she is dressed up for Elton John’s Annual AIDS party for the Oscars

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