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2020

06

Feb

TikTok Video of the Day

So this girl’s mom is the same one mad about the Super Bowl Half Time Show…that was the general consensus of the Super Bowl memes directed at conservative moms….like “Bitch do you see what your kid gets up to on Reddit, OnlyFans, Patreon, TikTok, Instagram”…like we are over the slut hump and sex is everything and everywhere….

I know that TikTok is a Chinese spying device on Americans that is also giving young people a platform for their comedy like it was vine, but for the most part I thought Chinese were more conservative than allowing videos of a girl rolling around talking about her snail trail….

Maybe they like snail trails because that’s how the Corona Virus started.

Who KNOWS but its amazing….I just hope she’s over 18….if she’s not, don’t blame me -blame TikTok the porn peddlars…

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2020

06

Feb

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

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Rita Ora may be a failed popstar, she may be an overrated instagrammer because she was a signed musical act a long time ago before being dropped by her label. She may not have those hit songs she’s always wanted. She may just be a personality who goes to all the right parties, dates all the useless people who she has dated while establishing herself in america…But she’s done it while rocking great tits…so she has great tits and that as we know and as we’ve seen so many times before is more than enough to exist, monetize, and matter.

I’m a fan.

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2020

06

Feb

These Images Didn’t Violate Instagram’s Policy of the Day

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Instagram like all the big internet businesses rely on porno to power their businesses. This isn’t a new concept, 30 percent of Comcast cable subscribers at their peak, when people used cable were subscriped to their PORN channels. They just didn’t want people knowing that they were a porn company and instead wanted to focus on the fact that they owned NBC or whatever fucking network is that they own.

Youtube and Google powered by PORN whether it is FETISH videos or search results, they just pretend thant they aren’t powered by porn…and Facebook with Instagram is no different….they just all turn a blind eye to the smut and do what they can to get away with the smut cuz it gets them money….it’s all a fucking scam…

But these images of some IG whore who gets naked, which I support and appreciate do not breach their terms and services…while I’ve had accounts deleted for far less…because there was a time I was using social media…hating social media…and getting deleted by social media for being too sleazy for social media…while this is “All Good”…

The world is hypocritical…the key is to figure out how to be on the right side of that table…where they don’t see you as porn, but as art or high concept….I am on the wrong side of the table despite not EVEN being porn and I’m ok with that…I’ have to be…all the other blogs like this cashed out in 2010 for millions of dollars while I was able to afford beer…but enough about me…how crazy is instagram …

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2020

06

Feb

Julia Roberts Tramp Stamp of the Day

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America’s Sweetheart brought out her menopausal mom body in her bikini….you know to show you how barrel shaped she is now that she’s old as shit….and how long gone are the days of PRETTY WOMAN…where she was hardly even a believable street whore…but then again street whores are such a thing of the past…that any modern version of a street whore is way more cracked out than those of an era when that was the only option….now they are just the only option for a dude on a budget, you know finding those toothless crackheads with no access to internet to solicit business….

Julia Roberts is also showing off her tramp stamp that is her kids names I’ve heard….which must be fun for her husband to cum all over when he fucks her from behind…assuming they fuck from behind…why would a husband want to stare at his kids’ names when fucking his famous wife up the ass…it’s just a weird thing to do to someone. Passive aggressive maybe….trying to push him away to fuck women who don’t remind him of birthing everytime they fuck…

I am not a Julia Roberts hater, I just never really bought into the Julia Roberts hype and these pics aren’t about to win me over….

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2020

06

Feb

Jessica Goicoechea is Kinda Hot of the Day

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Jessica Goicoechea seems to be some instagrammer who started a company, you know to give you that natural SEX DOLL IN YOUR BASEMENT THAT YOU FACE FUCKED TOO HARD look.

I am not hating on Jessica Goicoechea, I think she’s kind of hot, in a SEX DOLL IN YOUR BASEMENT THAT YOU FACE FUCKED TOO HARD….

She’s one of those naked on the internet to build your social media enough to go to LA and get rich guys to fuck you and pay your rent kind of vibes….that are now being polarized to try to convince ya’ll she’s an entrepreneur and not a sugar baby.

That internet is fucking nuts but being tall and thin and hot in a “conventional” she kind looks trans with those hard features way….I’m support the hustle.

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2020

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Trying to be Sexy Again of the Day

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Ireland Badlwin and her uneven big titties to go with her big body, bitch is like 7 foot tall, and is in lingerie….some corset shit to give her some shape because she’s obviously built like a tub of shit….some thigh highs and a lacy crotch shot…to compliment her series of prison tattoos she got to be edgy…like she wasn’t some spoiled entitled celebrity rich kid….

The best comments I’ve read on this site about her is “No wonder her dad hates her”….and I’ve been advocating that position since it happened, since he called her a pig, before he started his new happy family, leaving this broken trash to fend for herself, only to do this as a mechanism to fend for herself….and keep in mind…she’s been doing slutty content for years and NO ONE cares…which is tragic…when you’re a celebrity kid, with all that access, who has been on TV even if it was your dad’s roast, to produce low level smut other girls are going viral for, all while not going viral cuz we only care about HAILEY BALDWIN….pretty depressing. No wonder she’s tried to kill herself.

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2020

06

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Just Got The Corona Virus of the Day

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What is Eiza Gonzalez thinking putting her credit card in her mouth when the Corona virus is probably living on it from the last time she bought Chinese take out. RIP Eiza Gonzalez who might as well be already dead since no one fucking knows who she is….

I am one of the many rooting for the Corona Virus because we need a natural disaster to reset the way we live. I’m not some survivalist with a bunker ready for the apocalypse, but I figure I’ll go down with the rest of you, and likely survive, it’s some cockroach shit….

The fact is that everyone is so vapid, so dumb, so self absorbed….chasing some silly dream of fame and money so they can have mansions and fly private…they have no sense of community, decency and they are all polluted from shit like memes and the Kardashians…then the whole infrastructure with taxation, government control….all that other work 9-5 to barely get by….instead of just living off your land like it was the Wild West….society and the way it runs sucks…so follow Eiza’s lead and lick door handle like it was Josh Duhamel’s dick after him and fergie split (this was the other women)….and I’ll just watch you idiots scramble in your active wear…let’s hope those Spin and Pilates classes trained you to fight off REAL threats….and not your office variety of “my boss told me I looked good today, I’d like to file a grievance and I’d like a settlement” level #metoo…we are talking official SURVIVAL.

So go Corona…my Corona…I believe in you.

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2020

06

Feb

All the Tits Out for AIDS at the Amfar Gala of the Day

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I thought AIDS wasn’t a death sentence anymore. All the queers on the queer dating apps you lurk on because you’re bored of pussy after all that porn, marriage, failed relationships and ready to dive into the inner faggot you’ve always known you were are on PREP, some AIDS cocktail drug they all take daily to not get AIDS, which is a crazy fucking concept to me….”give me the AIDS drugs to prevent me from getting AIDS because I like raw ass sex with strangers…” even though if they got the AIDS they’d treat it with the same meds they are taking for recreational sex. Gays are fucking perverted.

I guess, you can’t stop a good thing is what the AMFAR non profit that obviously pays out it’s directors and doesn’t show a profit but that has probably made some people rich….like their employees and anyone who they hire to produce their star studded event….just scamming….since there is no need for a fucking cure for this shit…it’s not even illegal to not disclose you have it when you unprotected fuck a girl you meet at a bus shelter since not all of you are queers…

Point being, celebs like to look like they care, they like exclusive high profile events, they like to bring their tits out…and this is the round-up…but not the round-up that will kill you…MONSANTO.

SYDNEY SWEENEY with her perfect tits

Dog Faced Nina Agdal

Lais Ribeiro rushing home to relieve her babysitter

Josie Canseco

Heidi Klum Almost Pussy Flash

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Haley Kalil

Hot Elsa Hosk

Devon Windsor in a see through dress

Coco Rocha Bodysuit

Alexina Graham

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2020

06

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Erotica of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is the rich as fuck sex worker that was imported the “legit” way through the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s also a mom of two pushing 40 who has committed her life to staying fit and skinny because wha the fuck else is she going to do if she let herself go. Live off her money? Not be hired to do bikini photoshoots? Not be able to promote her own bikini line that is likely co-owned by the evil panty empire…it’s an offshoot brand that allows her to still work for them, even though she’s stepped down from officially working for them…and I guess none of that matters, but what does matter is her little round implants in a sports bra getting pushed up.

For the record, she was always my least favorite of the gang of brazilians, she’s pretty fucking average looking, now more than ever….just a typical hot mom at the grocery store…not an overhyped lingerie model…but we do live in a time were super models are dead, fat chicks are praised and “girl next door” average is the fetish…stop hating hot chicks.