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2020

20

Jan

Ariel Winter Butthole of the Day

Ariel Winter was out in some pretty ridiculous shorts, you know the kind of shorts you must wonder why even bother wearing shorts, because we can practially see your butthole.

I realize that you can’t actually see Ariel Winter’s actual butthole in these pics, you know because I know what a butt hole looks like, and even though I think Ariel Winter looks like a giant butt hole, and not in a good way, I can still say these are BUTTHOLE shorts if I want to.

The only feedback I get on this site is when I say things like “see through shirt” or “nipples” when it’s not fully see through enough for you perverts…so I wanted to make it very clear that I know you can’t see a butthole in these shorts…you autistic assholes who don’t understand anything figurative.

The more time we spend on the computer the more we become robots…and the more weight Ariel Winter loses the smaller the shorts get, but not necessarily the more revealing because even though when she was at her fattest, she wore shorts that showed as much of her gross ass as this.

I am not against the trend of walking around with your ass out, I like to stare at ass. I just don’t like that fecal matter is everywhere because you dirty sluts want to live a life with your asses hanging out. Smearing your assholes on anything you sit on….giving unsuspecting assholes like me pinkeye. It’s pretty rude and apparently it is also pretty vulgar.

Here she is working out

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2020

20

Jan

Real Life Tarzan and Jane and Other Videos of the Day

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MMA fighter Takes Out CVS Shopper

Weirdo Drinking Ethanol

Helicopter Crashes with Truck

Parents Use Kid to Steal

Selfie Fail

Drunk on the Train

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since it is Martin Luther King Day, you should commit to jerking off to some BBC porno, you know some big black cock destroying white girls who like hip hop, like Martin Luther King intended for the whole Civil Rights movement, it wasn’t having equality on the bus, or with public bathrooms, it was to have the ability to bang which chicks on video for married CUCKs to get off to.

What I am saying is that we as a society have really gone gutter.

This year, Martin Luther King day conveniently lands on BLUE MONDAY, the saddest day of the year, which I don’t believe is the saddest day of the year because every day is equally sad, sad like guys on reddit asking each other tips on how to get a big loads….you know dungeons and dragons shit….because society has really gone gutter.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….while I reflect on all your perversions, while I dig for celebrity perv shit, since I run a perverted site, because I am part of the problem.

Dude Rips a Fart while Doing a Leg Press in the Gym
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Trucker Avoids Accident
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Frustrated Baby Elephant – I love Baby Elephants
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Michelle Obama’s Workout Playlist
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Paris Hilton Says She’s Been Playing a Character until Now
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A Very Disturbing Video…..
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Reporter Pranked by a Koala
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Banjo Playing Legend Steve Martin and Martin Short have a New Show Together
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2020

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am sure this is an observation of late night TV. Something that Jimmy Fallon turns into a dumb school yard game. Or James Corden does a song and dance about….but those instagram girls with their religious quotes as the top of their social media bios are ridiculous and not because I hate religion, even if I do, but because their whole instagram feed is about finding ways to get as close to showing their pussy as possible without getting their accounts deleted….but Phil 3:16 or Consanthirius 9:11 or John 6:66….while she does it…which I guess makes for my kind of religious experience since the asshole is the gateway to the soul….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Samantha Hoopes Mom Body in her SI SWIM shoot rockin’ the Fake Tits
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Tove Lo’s Bikini Porn Video – with GIFs so you Don’t have to Listen to her Garbage – I remember when music was music, and people sang, it wasn’t just a MEME catch phrase on repeat. Worst era of music…..but slutty video after you…..
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Hot Competitive Eater
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Naked in Nature with Bleached Eyebrows
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Eminem’s New Song about School Shooters….
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Demi Lovato Performing at the Super Bowl
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Flexible Faceless Model
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Karlie Kloss Wants You to Know she Voted Democrat
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Cardi B – Nip
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Slut with Pink Hair
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Naked Girl with Bleached Eyebrows
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Emimen’s new Video about Mass Shootings
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Some Nascar…
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Martha Stewart VS GOOP
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The People VS Stephen King’s Diversity
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Arm Wrestling GF Fail
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Lady VS Police on the Plane
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Storm VS Gym
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Getting Bit by a Giant Centipede
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Monkey React to Magic
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Nude Sun Tanning Girl
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Amber Heard – Nasty Side Tit
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Celebrity Nudity
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Sophia Bush – Cleavage
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Alyson Hannigan Old
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Amanda Peet Old
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Kelly Gale Catalog Bikini Pics
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Sidney Sweeney at an Event
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggigns
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Bella Hadid in a Tube Top
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Eiza GOnzalez in Jeans…
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Halston Sage at an Event
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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Selena Gomez is Gross
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Peyton Roi List Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Workout Tits at the Gym
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Hunter McGrady’s Fat Legs in a Bathing Suit
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Flashing Pussy on Road
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Sticks and BONES – SKINNY PORN
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Huge Rack
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Party Central
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Beach Spycam Titties
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People having a Shitty Day
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Worst Scenes of 2020
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Just Doing her Make-Up
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Shay Laren Big Tits
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How to Buy Porn with Gift Cards

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2020

17

Jan

Jojo Doing Splits on the Pole of the Day

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Jojo is taking pole dancing class as an insurance policy since she’s running out of that Disney Child Star money and her comeback tour hasn’t been received as well as all the other child stars from her generation who are still able to mooch off the industry because they didn’t tap out of the industry and basically disappear from the industry for a decade only to come back to it….

I always found the appeal of Pole Dancing to moms and 30 year olds who don’t strip or ever want to strip weird.

I am generally turned off by any girl who takes pole dancing class because it’s just appropriation of actual strippers. More important they never show their pussies, so why are they doing it….for fitness? Take a fucking spin class…you don’t need to wear heels and booty shorts to SPIN….you are just a suburban bored slut who wants to be half naked for fitness because deep down all women want to be porn stars…they want to be jacked off to…that’s just coded into their DNA…which I guess doesn’t make it that bad, I should encourage it, not be mad at it….but the average pole dance class customer is someone who you usually understand why they are in pole dance class to be sexy…you know because they are so not sexy….

Here’s Jojo…and her insurance policy..always an earner once she masters this…and with her big tits, her taste of celebrity, it’s hardly as bad as when your mom’s doing it.

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2020

17

Jan

January Jones Date Night Tits of the Day

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I don’t find January Jones hot at all. People get mad when I say she’s not hot. I just watched a Series she’s on about Figure Skating that seems very Canadian and she reaffirmed her not being hot to me. I understand why whoever knocked her up – ran from the responsibility of being stuck to her – pay that bitch off because even her tits that she gets hype for aren’t even that great even when the dude who knocked her up was likely rich, or Jason Sudekis, who was just getting it in because why not….but not because she’s hot.

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2020

17

Jan

Frida Aasen Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Frida Aasen and her long torso are out in bikinis….and since it’s fucking freezing here…this is enough to put me over the edge. It’s not aspirational, it’s just fucking taunting us, bragging, showing off…saying “Look how great my life is” and “you all suck”…I don’t feel any empathy or consideration to her fans…but in her defense I don’t fucking know who she is, I didn’t check her instagram out, and I don’t actually get angry when girls post bikini pics from nice places…I am perfectly satisfied living in my fucking cave being left the fuck alone…having access to every girl’s best version of themselves without actually having to interact with their actual self. Solid.

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2020

17

Jan

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

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In case you’re not on instagram, this is what’s happening on instagram.

Girls…who remain nameless because they are just self promoting themselves and their subscribtion platforms for perverts like you to get baited into their web of lies…and I care about you being taken advantage of and manipulated by women who get naked for “EVERYONE” on the internet. You’re a weak virgin and I’m your camp councilor….who doesn’t do inappropriate things to you…because actual camp councilor’s over the age of 20 are weirdos who want to be a little too close to young people…so maybe I’m your spirit guide….it’s a better place to be….you should sign up to my monthly fee…I just need to set it up….and I won’t be posting nudes of myself…

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2020

17

Jan

Kelly Gale’s Almost Butthole, Cameltoe and See Through Wet Shirt of the Day

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Kelly Gale is one of Victoria’s Secret’s Angels during their rebrand. You know as they try to separate themselves from financing Epstein and not supporting fat girls or Trannies, which is apparently what people are actually mad about on social media, and that companies pander to, instead of saying fuck off….even though at one point Victoria’s Secret tried to say fuck off and their Creative Director got fired for it…they’re here trying to salvage shit….but the real thing they should be made about is that whole FINANCING EPSTEIN….that dude human trafficked 12 year olds, and I guess Victoria’s Secret back in the day Human Trafficked 16 year olds from Brazil that they turned into celebrities. Either way, the whole thing is very corrupt…

You can follow Kelly Gale on INSTAGRAM if you’re into the Half Indian / half Australian who doesn’t have no Indian tits – if you’ve ever been around Indian tits, you’ll know what I mean (dot not feather)….

But why bother, this is her quintessential shoot. The best she’s every done. Her pivotal moment of being a boring tanned E-Commerce girl…to be a set of tits, cameltoe and even a glimpse of butthole I appreciate.

I haven’t been drawn to her, not because I’m a racist, but because she’s never done anything as good as this..so let’s celebrate the amazing photographer Cameron Hammond and his amazing work with this now Amazing girl…thanks to him.

Big fan.