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2023

13

Nov

Stella Hudgens’ Tits Out for her Birthday of the Day

Here’s a dream come true for 98 percent of the Stella Hudgens fans, who are only there because of her sister, you know a little spillover that bring you some insight into the actual celeb, who is now more interesting because that spillover also bring the tits.

The dream being that Stella and Vanessa re posing together, a little cameo on the feed, for Stella’s birthday, because Vanessa is all in on Stella being all in, on the whole selling of nudes because it’s easy money, fun and she’d be sending nudes to dudes for free, might as well get paid for it…you know validate yourself as the sister in the shadows…

Anyway, in celebrating her birthday, she took to her ONLYFANS to pose tits out with cake, she didn’t do any cake farts, or cake fucking, or even anything vulgar with cake, she’s a classy mainstream lady as you know….

She also had her ass in underwear, prepping for the day we see full ass and pussy…which will happen….just not today since it’s her BIRTHDAY not YOURS perverts..

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2023

13

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It may not be the 1940s or really a romanticized war time era, where you’d end up in a hospital for months at a time to convalesce, where you could develop a connection with the spinster career nurse working because she didn’t have a husband to support them, looking for a husband so they don’t need to ever work again, seeing you as a hero or at least someone who will have a pension, so long as the trauma of war doesn’t turn them into some alcoholic monster and even if it does, who cares…let’s get pregnant in the hospital for a better tomorrow…..

But that doesn’t mean girls who work as nurses, our HEALTHCARE HEROES, cant’ try to impregnate themselves on the internet….for the internet to turn around and help them have a better tomorrow through monetization….right.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

13

Nov

Sabrina Carpenter Ass On Stage of the Day

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Here’s a couple of really exciting pics of Sabrina Carpenter, some child star with 30 million followers so you know she’s important, on stage performing her new single or her new album, because that’s what these people do when they try to get into the minds of the simple consumer they’ve already manipulated so hard that they have 30 million of them waiting to like or comment on their social media posts….

They are exciting because she’s on stage in the panties, showing off her ass in panties, like some kind of stripper during her romantic song, even though she’s a mainstream popstar who probably should keep her underwear where it belongs…hidden….since she doesn’t need to show her underwear or even her ass no underwear to get noticed…yet she does it anyway…..

The only sadness this brings is that if you’re going to be so aggressive with the underwear, why not give us a wet spot to drive the point home…otherwise it’s a waste……SHOW US MORE WASTE otherwise it’s a WASTE…Gross.

Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2023

13

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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Here are some moms who pretend that they are MILFs because I figure all moms are MILFs since all dudes will fuck anything which gives them the illusion they are MILFs and they don’t even need the dudes of the world to tell them they are MILFs, or to end up in any scandals where they fuck their students, or their kid’s friends, or the neighbor’s kid to really validate that shit…they can just post hot content to the internet and make the SIMPS and CUCKS write to them about how they want to make sweet love to them until they can’t walk, you know filling them up in ways that make them feel like they are reverse giving birth…you know diving in head first or some shit….MILF SEX.

So here’s some of that contnet being uploaded of self-directed, self-determined, MILFS cuz they are old, who ya’ll validate with your desperation….

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2023

13

Nov

Sarah Hyland in a Dress of the Day

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If Sarah Hyland wasn’t the product of the Satanic Regime that people sell their souls to be a part of, I’d be included to say that Santa’s elf is getting ready for her busy season, you know because she’s built like some kind of elf looking bitch….

Unfortunately, from her child star on a shitty sitcom that was the representation of the Satanic Regime, I know the only Christmas miracle she’s experienced is not dying from her multiple Kidney Transplants that were code for “sacrificing my organs to the Satanic Regime”…..you know putting a little skin in the game…

She is posing for her camera or her gay husband who I am sure is ready for her to die so that he can get her money and live the gay cruise life….her little tits out…her pantyhose on…for the weirdos who find this thing hot…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2023

13

Nov

Alexandra Daddario Whores Out in a Sheer Dress for AMEX of the Day

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As you’d expect, even a rich chick like Alex Daddario has a price and that price may be higher than the non rich chicks of the internet fisting themselves for 10 dollars, but those girls just do it for the love, or maybe the attention, or maybe they have parasites in their brains because they are whores who want to spread those parasites that control them onto other girls to turn them into whores…

Daddario, clearly slipped into some slutty dress, showing off some giant underwear, because she’s classy or just old, paid for by AMEX, because these girls don’t do anything for free, at least not now that they’ve got where they want to go thanks to the help of their tits, and the fact that they have rich parents who supported their dream paying their rent while they were in LA sucking dick until landing on the guy who gave her tits a shot in True Detective, you know that sampler was free, but now that she’s rooked people in, she gets paid…

This sheer dress is for HILTON/AMEX travel collab and nothing says TRAVEL like a big titty actress in a sheer dress showing her underwear….

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario

2023

13

Nov

Billie Eilish Cleavage of the Day

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Billie Eilish is doing the splits with some oversized dude shorts on.

The good news is that her fat girl tits are busting out, which is what you’d want from a fat girl in a content piece, since her big tits take away the initial shock and disgust of the obesity.

In this picture, where the popstar who is not Taylor Swift, since there are apparently other pop stars who aren’t Taylor Swift out there, is giving us the illusion that despite being fat, she’s athletic enough to have great flexibility and mobility.

I like to think it’sp robbaly that joint disease that affects the connective tissues in the joints, allowing fat girls do do things like the splits, you know, since she’s far too tat to be athletic in ways that lead to doing the splits, even with all her stage performances that you’d think would lead to her being fit, but the money made from being rich affords way too many snacks to let the fitness win, so auto-immune diseases are the only real answer.

This definitely gives off the fat girl who normally sits out gym class deciding to shock the class with her tits, and since there are tits and splits, since splits have their own level of sex appeal, known the vaginal floodgates are gaping…..smells of pussy radiating the room….queefs filling the air…the soundtrack of Billie Eilish’s life, because that’s pretty much how I’d describe her actual music she tours….a queef….a big gaping stinky fucking queef….directed by her creepy brother FINAGAN….

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Posted in:Billie Eilish

2023

13

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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To make breast feeding hotter….

I just found out that when a breast feeding mother kisses her baby, her body recognizes in some creepy way what pathogens the baby needs, so the breasts make the the pathogens the baby needs, so that it doesn’t die…

Since the whole birthing process of growing a live human inside their fucking womb wasn’t freaky enough.

Sure, the whole procreating is the NUMBER one purpose of our existence, which is why society tries to confuse people and take them off course because they don’t want us to catch onto their schemes to keep us miserable….

But that doesn’t mean breeding isn’t weird as fuck, at least beyond the fucking part…

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

13

Nov

Finding the Perfect Size Sex Doll: A Guide to Your Ideal Companion

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Buying a sex doll, or as I like to call it or shopping for a future wife for a modern man, can be a complex thing.

You’ve decided that you don’t want the bullshit of dating, or trying to find a woman, who you know that even if the stars align will be too much maintenance, too much nagging and will likely just end up disappointing you after taking you for all you’ve got.

You know that if you were to try to land an actual nagging woman you’d have no real decision in the way that she looks or how she dresses, since modern women are too uptight when it comes to the whole feminist thing. You don’t own them, so you cant’ tell them what to wear.

More importantly, you can’t decide on how fit she is, how big her boobs are, how many vaginas or holes she has, when she uses those holes, it’s a lot of work.

Which is why getting a new sexdolls can be so exciting!

You can choose the curves, the ethnicity, the bust size, the butt size, you can make her look like your favorite instagram model, celebrity, or girl in your everyday life you’re too shy to talk to, but not too shy to have a good time with when she’s in the doll form.

You can decide if she’s human sized or compact sized for the apartment dwellers, or miniature size that makes your penis look bigger.

You can decide the eye color, whether she even has eyes.

You get to be the doll designer, or play your own version of god, because you get to put the pieces together in your customized TPE sex doll.

This is like home renovating, modifying the car, doing whatever it takes to get you the perfect women to help you live out the perfect fantasy. Just remember to keep you adult doll clean, because if you don’t give her the right maintenance and “self care”, she’s your girl and you don’t want to be shortening her life, but maybe that’s a good reason to buy more sex dolls to add to your harem, there are no laws against that, at least not yet!