2020
31
Jan
I thought this was a picture of Machine Gun Kelly in a skirt….but apprently he’s too busy fucking Miley’s troll sister NOAH to be out here in a skirt….and instead it is Alyson Stoner who I still don’t know what she does…but it’s something more important than what you do…yes even you doctors and scientists and nerd fucks who read this site…not that anyone reads the site but you know what I mean….
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Posted in:Alyson Stoner|SFW
2020
31
Jan
I don’t know why Heidi Klum is being slutty with her tits out, but I guess her entire career was based on having her tits out. From being a young German girl born in the Holocaust era of Germany, to working through the 80s and 90s as some kind of product of EUGENICS for the panty brand that financed Epstein. This girl has seen some shit…and in trying to stay youthful in this interation of her not giving into being an old washed up fuck, she’s had her face jacked up as women do, but luckily her SENIOR DISCOUNT tits are a good distraction from the OPEN MINE that is her vagina. She’s got like 20 kids or some shit….
Either way, gross, but hot…like when you see a weathered hooker after a gangbang all caked in 79 different loads…you know fucking vile but the fact she did it is hot on some level…because we come from the school of “we can’t even get a bitch to give us a handjob without paying her”….so someone who’s down to do that must be A LOT OF FUN.
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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW
2020
31
Jan
Rita Ora has great tits….and that’s all I have to say about that because that’s all there is to it.
I find it interesting that when Rita Ora first came to America as a back-up plan for Rihanna when Rihanna was being unruly, only to have Rihanna pull it together and if anything beef with Rita Ora and not in a cat fight you can jerk off to kind of way, leaving Rita Ora the loser dropped from her label at least that’s the story I made up about how Rita Ora came to America.
Through high profile boyfriends who saw the power of her tits early on, like Rob Kardashian and Calvin Harris, she became a fixture on the scene. Famous like an influencer despite having a record deal that no one has heard any of her music on because no one cares….but she probably cares….
The good news is that she’s decided to continue using her tits, this time on a mainstream level, because they are great tits. Tits she should have led with early on and not just for the guys she ended up with, but for ALL of us.
Never too late to start though, even granny’s can start to use their tits they never used later in life for their prescriptions and werthers original stash…never too late.
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Posted in:Rita Ora
2020
31
Jan
People are such whores now. You can be walking through the aisles of the grocery store and right there behind the baked goods counter is a girl with her pants down taking a selfie. You can’t tell if that selfie is for her to text her doctor to identify a rash, for her family and friends on Instagram or if she’s an amateur porn girl doing some public nudity / masturbation for her porn feed. So many reasons for a young girl to be pants down in a grocery store and I’d you don’t think that’s great and if you fear her nudity giving your muffins herpes or other getting germs – you’re missing the damn point.
Morning Links…OK…
Chinese Travel Presenter Regrets Eating Bat Soup
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Marisa Papen – Nude in the Water
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Irina Shayk Once Thought she was a Dude
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80 Year Old Woman Dating a 35 Year Old Man
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Fast and Furious 9 Trailer is Here – Great
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Coworker Eats Entire Cake
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Lebron Gets a Kobe Tattoo Cuz They Gay
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The Girl WHo Voices Pepa the Pig Has Stepped Down – What Will You Masturbate to Now?
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Woman Fat Shamed for Falling Through Ice
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Worst News Reading
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Posted in:Uncategorized
2020
30
Jan
I find it pretty amazing that I was mentioned in this WIRED article on the death of CollegeHumor.
Does that mean I actually still exist?
I thought I died to social media LONG ago but was just too stubborn to officially die.
Does that mean I’m the last idiot in a dying breed of “Websites”….the concept of a website and not a Social Media Account Zuckerberg owns is just crazy to the new generation, but to me it’s crazy to NOT have a website and to rely on Zuck’s platform, or Googles, or whatever.
Anyway – they referred to my old Twitter that got deleted @drunkstepfather but you know what…it feels good to be in a MAINSTREAM MEDIA article like it was 2008 again….
The truth is that CollegeHumor is a big part of the reason this site exists. When I first started 15 years ago, before I knew how to put an image in a post, they’d send 10,000 people to my shitty post. This carried the site for the first year. Years later they ran some T-shirt ads on the site. So that first iteration of CollegeHumor is huge.
I realize the article isn’t ABOUT me, they barely got my name right, but this is the biggest thing to happen to me since getting first picked up by CollegeHumor back in 2004.
Last of a dying breed for sure.
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Iskra Lawrence Plus Sized Pregnant Ass in a Thong….
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Girl Licking Windshield Gets Taken Out
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Anne Winters Hot in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson and Nick Fucked After the Break Up – Naughty
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Margot Robbie at Birds of Prey Premiere
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Naked Twins in Paradise
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Dude’s Fire Stunt Sets House on Fire – Idiot
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Blake Lively – Busty
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Some Slut Called Jessica Aidi Got her Bolt on Tits Out
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Kara Del Toro Nip Slip on Instagram
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Tony Robbins and an AI
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Josie Canseco in Activewear…
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Marisa Papen Nude Model
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Catching a Needlefish
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Murderer Fails at Not Guilty Plea
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Some Silly Sports Bets
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Worst Headline Ever
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Hyundai’s Attempt at Comedic Ad
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Guy Lights Up in Court
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Retard Stranger Things Kid Gets a New Surgery for his Retardation
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Just a Woman Shitting in a Mop Bucket at a Store
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Everything You’d Ever Want to Know About Some Slut
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Parents of Two Missing Kids Found Vacationing in Hawaii
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Robert Pattinson New Batman Body
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The 700k Rolex
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Trucker Drives into a Helicopter
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Awesome Homeless Man Sign
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4 Women Talk Life with Big Tits..
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The Kobe Conspiracy Theories
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Woman who Fell through Ice and Went Viral Says She’s Been Body Shamed
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Anne Winters in a Bikini
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Chantle Jeffries in her Bikini with Diplo on a Romantic Getaway
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Sophie Cookson Solid Cleavage
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Jurnee Smollett in some Tight Elvira Outfit
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Margot Robbie is So Overrated
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Katie Holmes – Sloppy Cleavage
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Kaitlin Olson – Good Cleavage
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Kristen Bell on Late Night in a Tube Dress
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Georgia Fowler – Hot Body
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From stepSMUT!!
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Club Slut Not Wearing Panties
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Hottest Social Media Challenge
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Cam Girl of the Decade
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Hot Pics from the This is Eames IG Account
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Reddit Amateur Slut with Big Tits
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2 Naked Girls Making Out
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Megan Holly Gets Naked in Pink Leggings
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Jessa Naked on the Beach
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Tia Bleu MILF
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Skyler Big Black Booty
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Possibly Anne Moore’s Nudes
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Dared to Fuck Delivery Man
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Sneak Attack
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Cam Girl Deep Throat Fail
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Hot Amateur Showing off her Body
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2020
30
Jan
Olivia Culpo is in a bikini. She’s got her Influencer titties out because that’s what she does now that she’s got all those followers thanks to dating some high profile people. You know what they say it takes a good man to make a whore a success. Maybe they don’t say that, but it’s the basic definition of pimpin’. In her case, her pimp was the virginal Jonas brothers who know you are probably serious sexual deviants because Disney Made them that way. They were with Disney weren’t they?
Either way, these tits must be in MIAMI for SUPER BOWL, because she only fucks NFL players, so it is a big weekend for her. I guess it’s a status thing and a lucrative option of sperm to insert in her when she’s ready. Guaranteed 20k a month motherfuckers, no more influencer on instagram peddling like a sex worker needed. All that was just a guise to make the NFLers think she’s not some cocktail waitress out for their money.
Let’s just hope the brain injury of whoever she does end up seducing don’t Aaron Hernandez her…OJ her….*insert murdering head injury NFL Plwyer” her….you know cuz we don’t like wishing death upon any tits….not on Super Bowl Weekend, not whilst they are in bikinis. Not ever.
We like staring at them instead.
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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW
2020
30
Jan
Your Gossip Girl queen who I guess is married to Deadpool’s Ryan Reynolds, who I think cheated on that pig ScarJo and upgraded to this lower on the celebrity ECHELON of fame maybe, but substantially hotter than ScarJo, making it the right decision…..
Blake Lively….
Has recently had a kid and is posting up breast milk lactation, pumping, erotica for you assholes with a breeder fetish, or a MILF fetish, or a BReast Feeding cuz your mom never breast fed you fetish, because to be into this requires SOME sort of fetish, I just don’t know if it is one specific fetish, or if it touches on multiple fetishes. I just know I don’t like it.
Don’t get me wrong, cumming in a pussy is the way nature intended, it’s just after you cum in the pussy you bounce and disappear so that you never know what happens after. You never experience the creepiness that everyone accepts as natural, growing a fucking human in your cunt then feeding it from your tits….it just takes away some much good from the cunt and tits…it’s best to pretend it doesn’t happen.
Now I know what you lonely incels are thinking, that is that no one will let you knock them up, and all you’ve ever wanted is a kid of your own to teach your ways….but no woman would ever gift that to you….well…grow the fuck up and hire a hooker….breeding into an overpopulated world to feed your ego, or to prevent you from ever being lonely again is fucking irresponsible and a terrible decision. So keep your breeding fetishes to your damn self and stare at Blake’s mom tits all filled with milk…or if you’re more into the science of milk filled tits, look at her industrial strength titty milker like she’s a fucking diary cow rearing up for Cheese season.
Now to those tits…
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Posted in:Blake Lively|SFW
2020
30
Jan
Kara Del Toro may not be important in the grand scheme of things but she does slutty photoshoots for her instagram fans and that’s really all it takes to be important enough in this era of everything on instagram is relevant at least to enough people to make a bitch some money, get bitch some rich boyfriends who use instagram like a mail order catalog for pussy, because all that pussy never says no to the right rich guy, that’s the whole reason they are on instagram anyway, self promoting to dudes who are on it when they are bored and lurking for pussy…..whithout Kara Del Toro taking it upon herself to produce slutty content built around her tits….those rich guys would just go to other girls and WE cannot have that…can we KARA DEL TORO….
Her INSTAGRAM
Some highlights of her tits from her instagram stories in the last 24 hours:
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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW
2020
30
Jan
I don’t know how I missed these Ashanti THIGH pics from the other day, but I will assume it’s because I thought Ashanti died in some plane crash in the Bahamas after being married to R.Kelly when she was 15.
But the reality is that I shouldn’t have missed this Ashanti THIGH pics from her performing because they are huge….her thighs…not the pics…the pics are useless because no one gives a fuck about Ashanti…except me apparently….keeping the early 2000s dream alive one blog post at a time.
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