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2020

30

Jan

Sammi Hanratty in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Sammi Hanratty and she’s barely a celebrity, she’s just got a horrible name because you are forced to think ratty when you look at her, and she’s doing that to herself, implanting us with those thoughts, it’s like if Olivia Wilde went professionally as COCKBURN, you couldn’t help but see your cock burning, either in an actual fire that forced to to graft it back on, or just from disease….either way the affiliation is no good…

What is good is that she gets in her lingerie on social media for you perverts to jack off to her. So fucking do it already and stop wasting my time.

I really don’t find her cute.

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2020

30

Jan

Anne Winters in a Bikini of the Day

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20 Hours ago, Anne Winters posted:

Paps again. Can’t believe we were filmed the whole time without knowing. Didn’t see ANYONE taking pictures. So crazy to me. But still not mad at the candid photos of me and bae lol

It’s nice to see some young slut stoked on paparazzi coverage because it means she matters and that she thinks she looks good in these pics.

She plays Chloe on 13 Reasons Why, a show I actually watched because I liked that it was driving teens to kill themselves, that kind of impact from a show you know weeding out the fucking losers is important and I felt it was important for me to watch.

I have NO idea who CHLOE on 13 Reasons Why is, but this is apparently her….and she’s skinny, which I like. Skinny is so underestimated these days, despite it being so important.

Clearly she is not Ariel Winter’s sister…because if she was….she’d be about 50 pounds heavier with less of a neck and more of a troll body….but they have the same name so that counts for something…especially since it is currently winter in the Northern Hemisphere. It’s like TODAY was made for her.

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2020

30

Jan

Delivery Guy Spitting in People’s Food and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Lights Up in Court

Man in Wheelchair Attakced

Dominoes Manager Attacking Employee

Me Playing Red Dead Redemption

Little Kid Blows Shit Up

Provoking the Bouncer

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2020

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If only life was like having giant labia and seeking approval on web forums and groups for girls with big labia. You know target audience that is into big labia there to tell you how great your big labia are despite big labia often times being terrifying. Giving those girls the motivation to go on another day. The positive feedback to remind them that guys are fucking perverts and that all labia, although not created equally are good enough.

But instead…life is more like german scat porn…it just shits on you in the most creative and pragmatic ways….

Maybe it’s all just perspective, or perception….approach it like a thick labia girl on her big labia fetish sites…where you just sort of take that shit and make it work for you.

Those are my words of wisdom because I forgot the actual joke I was planning on writing somewhere between falling asleep drunk and waking up hungover…..

Some morning links….I don’t mind if I do….

Military Guy Finds Out Watch is Worth 700k
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Bootleg Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie
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The Fat Retard from Stranger Things Gets a Surgery to Make Him Unmarketable in Hollywood Now that He’s Not Retarded
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Weird Fake Body Builders
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Tony Robbins Talking to Sophia – the AI
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Murderer Fails and Insanity Plea
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Bella Hadid – Nipple Tape
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Some Superbowl Bets You Can Make
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Waist Deep Sea Foam in Spain
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Some Nude Model in the Bath
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2020

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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How about that corona virus…ready for the reset??? Same.

In big news no one cares about Aaron Hernandez told him mom he was gay before his suicide, so was his being arrested a hate crime against gays? Was he only in football for the showers? Why don’t the people care about Aaron Hernandez closet case’s death but all the outpouring of love and support is directed at Kobe.

Sure old news, but so is Kobe’s death at this point. The people they’re starting to move on and go back to their own self righteous content about how great they are, or how much great advice they have for you, or how hot they are, or how successful they are, or how funny they are…..social media finding survived yet another celeb death…

As it turns out, people get mad on twitter when you talk about Kobe being a rapist. So I write pervy shit to them….

As it turns out, who fucking cares!

Here are some stepLINKS…you should click em all before this site shuts down

Sports Illustrated’s Plus Sized Rookie Bikini Model
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Nude LA Model Named Alexis Bumgarner in the Bath
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Lea Michele in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Divorce – Finalized
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AJ Odudu in Black Panty Flashing
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Hailey Bieber in a Tight Dress
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Sophia Hadjipanteli – the Slutty Unibrow Influencer
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Hint of Nipple in a See Through Dress
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Tesla Ripped in Fuckign Half
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Shakira Does a Booty Jiggle in Some Tight Leggings
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People are Over the MeToo bullshit and Louis CK gets a Standing Ovation
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Bella Hadid’s BDSM Inspired Photoshoot for Fashion
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Selena Gomez Busty Filming a Music Video
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Kareem Hunt Pulled Over with Open Bottle of Vodka
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Milk – Healthy or Poison?
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Homemade Web Shooters is Some Nerd Shit
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Witness Gives A Lot of Details on the Kobe Crash
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Save the Beer!
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Kobe’s Death was Predicted
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Vicki Li – Worth Getting Corona Virus from
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Dude Water Balloon Pranks Some Bitch
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Drawing Portraits Using Compass and Pen
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Adam Savage Testing Boston Dynamic Robot
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Kate Beckinsale’s Dog HUMPING her
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Terry Richardson Naked with Kate Moss Long Time Ago
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Selena Gomez in Gold on Set
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock Cleavage
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Padma Lakshmi in a Black Dress Looking Old
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Nathalie Emmanuel in A See Through Top
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Charlize Theron – Totally overrated
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Constance Wu – Worth Getting Corona Virus Over
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Diane Kruger in Pink
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Blake Livley – Looking Like a Mom
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Pixie Lott Showing Back
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Kaia Gerber Skinny Girl
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Madison Beer in a Track Suit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Reddit Amateur Slut
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Animals Hate Us
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Hot Naked Black Girls
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Dutch Titties
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Nice Tits
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Office Party
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Sleeping Friend…..
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Nurse Blows Him in Bathroom to See if he has Corona Virus
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Squirting Out Some Thickness
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A Bunch of Asses
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This cut in Half Dick Peeing is the Most Traumatic Pic Ever – GORE warning
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Chloe Ferry – ARM BRA
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Black Girl Nude Posing
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2020

29

Jan

Harley Quinn Smith Has a Fat Ass of the Day

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Harley Quinn Smith is obviously Nerd Kevin Smith’s daughter, I mean her name is Harley Quinn….and in being Kevin Smith’s daughter, she’s not only some spoiled and entitled cunt, because Kevin Smith made a lot of fucking money off his nerd movies, people fucking LOVED him and thought he was some sort of genius, when really his shit isn’t that good and it’d be a struggle to try to sit through CLERKS again…..but in being Kevin Smith’s spoiled daughter who gets to live that LA rich person life thanks to her dad being basically a nerd icon, she’s also fat as shit….because genetics I guess.

I know girls of this size are not considered fat anymore, body shaming is cyber bullying, and fat chicks get on tinder and get as much if not more dick than the hot skinny chicks because of the whole willing to fuck anyone, so her being fat probably doesn’t affect her rich girl life. They make bikinis in her size and she’s likely got a line up of her dad’s fans DYING to see if she has a dick clit or not.

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2020

29

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Gets Humped of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale either trained her dog to fuck her so that she feels good about herself on those days she realizes she’s getting old. You know sometimes taking the nerds that follow her seriously is hard to do because those nerds commit to any cause and were jerking off to Carrie Fisher basically to the point where she had her opiate overdose on a plane. Meaning when she was old and fat she was still hot to them cuz of Star Wars.

So training a dog for the feedback is just something easy to do to boost morale…

HOWEVER…she may just be some pervert bitch who does nothing all day but masturbate and like girls on the internet that I’ve seen or read about…she’s found that whole peanut butter thing works because dogs just have such strong tongues.

Regardless of whether her dog eats her cunt, or sniffs her cunt to see if it’s still a live, you know like a police dog trained to find the bodies / rotting corpses, or not she still kicked the thing….and that’s just mean….whether she’s in slutty shoes you’d expect Kobe’s 13 year old to play bball in and leggings or not….

What a bitch.

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2020

29

Jan

Bella Hadid Torture Porn Fetish for Fashion of the Day

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Bella Hadid, that rich dude looking chick with too much plastic surgery because she’s ugly who you know as the UGLY sister from LA who was able to get work as a model because society is a bunch of groupie fucks that believe in what they are told, or what is marketed to them.

So because she had a sister that society decided was a relevant influencer or model thanks to her dad buying them followers and press, it was good for the family business, as was hanging with the Kardashians, the ugly sister got to monetize by association and as the other one lost interest, the ugly one loved the attention because growing up as the ugly sister who finally starts getting some attention or hype, it’s like a fucking dream which just made others work with her thinking she was the real deal, despite being the ugly duckling.

Well, in continuing her boring fucking campaigns, she’s done this editorial that is on some BDSM misogyny fetish porn, with nipple tape and cigs being put out on tongues, because fashion is so edgy…..so bitch won’t do porn like this, but she’ll do fashion shoots like this because it is different, but I assume she’ll do porn like this one day, you know when the fashion industry moves onto credible talent to praise instead of some vapid rich kid slut.

I’m not a fan of her or her man face…or this magazine…but I’ll post it anyway to remind me that you’re all a bunch of idiots…

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2020

29

Jan

Madelaine Petsch Cheerleader Panty Flash of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch the 25 year old playing a 16 year old flashing her panties on Riverdale.

Riverdale is a pretty funny phenomenon because it got so much fucking hype the first season, that people thought it was a actual show that was worth watching, leaving the writers who only did one season assuming it wouldn’t have a second season to fucking scramble and in scrambling they have gone down some very confusing storylines, but I couldn’t tell you what they are, I just know that they killed off Luke Perry, and that they aren’t nearly sexual enough, but occasionally they go for the viral clip of one of their starlets being slutty. Which I guess this is one of those moments.

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Posted in:Madelaine Petsch|SFW

2020

29

Jan

Sofia Loren Used to be Hot of the Day

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Sofia Loren is not dead, but she’s our throwback Wednesday or WAYBACK wednesday thanks to these old pics of her in lingerie that are surfacing.

The fact is that even at 90 years old, which I think is how old she is, she still looks hot, something J.Lo can aspire to.

It is pretty ridiculous that she got her 5 picture deal from Paramount back in the early 1950s, 70 fucking years ago before cameras even existed, so it is safe to assume that these old smut pics are from when she was older.

Known for her tits, Italy’s god mother showing off her tits in this shoot and I can only imagine how many people have jacked off to these images in the last 50 years. I mean it was probably a huge fucking deal when they first came out because our generation takes all the nudes for granted because there is so much of it, we forget how rare it was for a girl to celebrate her sex appeal.

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