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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The story of Hollywood being too white is just so fucking annoying, today I saw that google celebrated the 100th birthday of the first asian American actress with a caption like “hollywood still has so much to learn”, like fuck off. China finances all of the movies you see. They control Hollywood and they want you white fucks being their dancing monkeys as they track all your data as you do your fucking TikTok dance.

No one cares about Hollywood too white, except for white people. Idiots.

Speaking of Hollywood, I’ve got a new hate….and that is the word “cinematic” to describe their lives, their instagram photoshoots, their youtube vlogs, basically anything. Fuck off.

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Slutty Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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RIP Taylor Swift’s Mom – Thanks for Polluting the World with your Cunt
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am the first to admit that I am out of touch in all aspects of basically everything. I don’t leave the house. I don’t socialize on social media. I see articles about memes and I’m like “I don’t know memes” even though there are sites about knowing your meme because memes rule everything around you…..

But I do know that it’s pretty funny that women are still fighting for their right to show their nipples on Instagram.

Just today, when scrolling instagram for a solid 30 seconds I saw at least three posts about “you will not censor me” style protests by girls who just want their nipples to be seen.

Let their nipples be seen Zuckerberg….just to stop their goddamn whining….

I don’t know how things shifted from “send nudes” to “Let me show you my nudes” but it been going on for years at this point and more and more girls just want the freedom to show their tits on a digital platform they don’t own.

Maybe someone should teach them how to start a reddit where getting naked is 80 percent of what goes on on reddit.

So as out of touch as I am when it comes to memes, or viral trends, somethings never change and those things are a ho is a ho is a ho….and I fucking love and appreciate that.

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Taylor Swift’s Mom has a Brain Tumor
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Ambrosio’s White Bikini
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2020

Jan

Bella Hadid Slutty for Fashion of the Day

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As it turns out I fucking hate the Fashion Industry.

It’s like all the lame sneaker collecting weirdos you hated 20 years ago are running all the high end fashion brand and the models they are casting are Bella Hadid.

Not only do they pollute the world with overpriced garbage no one actually needs, creating this hype to give people something to spend their money on, they are just a gang of posers

I know what you’re thinking, what the fuck does Jesus Martinez a 50 year old pervert degenerate drunk know about fashion, and why would he like fashion. Well as it turns out I used to jerk off to fashion shows because they were televised on Sundays in the 90s and I learned all about it. I’d also jerk off to Vogue and all the other magazines because they’d have naked or half naked models and it wasn’t shameful to buy them, if anything having them in your house would get you laid.

I know fashion, despite wearing soiled sweatpants everyday, and the way things are going soiled sweatpants is probably a trend so long as they have a dumb label on them and cost 1000s of dollars.

I’ve always knows that fashion was a scam for rich people, it was always snobby, but at least it looked rich and expensive and classy. Back then kids just didn’t want designer clothing, so it was for some high society shit and the models were fucking hot.

But now…now…the models are tranny looking hard faced brats like Bella Hadid….I mean this bitch is disgusting…and is considered the top model…which basically is just an extension of how lame that fashion industry is.

Topless or not, fuck Bella Hadid and the scam she’s been milking….and fuck fashion it’s a lie.

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2020

Jan

Parking Lot of the Day

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The only thing I’ve ever really come across in a parking lot is human feces. You know from someone who just had to go so badly that they did it right there by their car. I have never come across people fucking, men cheating on their wives, or anything good that can happen in a parking lot. Maybe I don’t spend enough time in parking lots. I try not to but seeing videos like this of some girl just being naked and dealing wit that naked brings hope that parking lots everywhere are more than just a place for homeless people to camp out and spread their disease because it’s also a place for girls to be slutty or naked or to go through some wardrobe changes or to masturbate as girls do as long as they are streaming to their paying snapchat fans…or to pee.

Parking lots…the place to be in 2020.

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2020

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Simulating Sex in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess what I do here is slut shaming, however none of these women actually identify as sluts, so it’s more truffle pig sniffing out or rooting out the sluts and letting you all know my findings.

So Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini simulating an orgasm at 40 to get you to buy her bullshit bathing suit collection.

I have always found her the least hot of the Brazilians, but she has been a model in Brazil since she was 14, probably part of the Epstein modeling academy that Victoria’s Secret Financed, because when that Epstein shit came out, the only thing I saw, or noticed was that the owner of Victoria’s Secret accounted for the majority of Epstein’s wealth, and then you gotta look at what he’s done with the brand with his roster of immigrant women, which is not much different than working in the sex trade, not to mention he’s actually got in trouble for using 16 year olds in the past, because he’s a fucking pervert…a pervert who created this bitches life for her, a life she doesn’t want to give up as she keeps posting bikini pics like she’s not 40. It’s all she knows!

The world is nuts.

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2020

Jan

Pam Anderson Media Tour to Celebrate her Surprise Marriage of the Day

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I don’t do gossip because I don’t care about celebrities. I just post celebrity sleaze because I hate celebrities and used to like trolling celebrities before social media existed. Now, you can just do it yourself in the comments on their posts, at least some of you can, I can’t end do that because they just delete my accounts so I don’t even bother with that….

But there was a time before social media where you had to troll people the old fashioned way, by starting a blog to slander them. Which I did and since I have nothing else to do, I keep it going, even though no one cares, because I don’t care…

As it turns out, despite not doing gossip, Pam Anderson got married to some dude she fucked 30 years ago, who was some Barbara Streisand hairdresser who fucked Barbara Streisand well enough for her to give him a producer credit on one of her movies, allowing him to exist as a film producer…so that 45 years later he could marry Pam Anderson now that her HEP is cleared up.

It’s her 5th marriage and 4th husband cuz she married Paris Hilton’s sex tape partner Rick Solomon twice…..

She’s also don’t two shoots for two different magazines with her ass out like it’s was the 90s and you were jerking off with your friends in your treehouse like the faggot you are.

And these are those pics….Pam Anderson Hep-Free and Half Naked while Old despite being a “new bride”. Weird.

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2020

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is 50 years old but the abs she’s flashing in her crop top and tight leggings on the way to the gym don’t look a day over 50 trying to look 30…..

All these people are bullshit and they preach bullshit about inclusivity and body positivity but they don’t mean it. They are so fucking vain and all they really care about is themselves so trying to be as hot as possible for as long as possible….is key.

This bitch INVESTS huge money into herself, and not even to be healthy, but rather to look as good as she can so she can make more money to add to the pile of money she’s got because why the fuck not. She’s J.LO.

The truth is that even if she got fat, she’d still get work and sell out concerts because she’s J.Lo. That’s how celebrities work, so if anything this trying to be hot at 50 is for some weird other reason, maybe a few of losing her man to young pussy that is more interesting pussy.

I can’t really say that I’ve ever found a 50 year old hot, there may be one or two out there, but from my life experience hot and 50 are mutually exclusive. They are on parallel planes that never cross..

But J.Lo’s trying to break down barriers or something as she tries as hard as she can, investing her resources into it, so that she she can milk the whole “Hot at 50” movement, inspiring 45 year old women to try to stop eating cake so that they too can be J.Lo, even though they don’t bother, and seem more interested in living vicariously through her, the other option is too much work.

50 is granny aged, especially for a Puerto Rican, hell it’s almost Great Granny age for a Puerto Rican, they all have kids at 16, so theoretically great granny age is 48 and this is what Great Granny’s look like when they’ve had a life in the entertainment industry scamming you all.

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2020

Jan

Madison Beer See Through Bra of the Day

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I haven’t stared at these long enough to see if you can see her nipples or not.

I haven’t done the nerd X-Ray app that fucks with the image brightness and contrast to see if you can see her nipples or not.

The fact is, I don’t actually care if I can or cannot see Madison Beer’s nipples.

I do not care about celebrities and I don’t find the hot and I don’t even think Madison Beer is a celebrity. If anything she’s just a kid who had a mom put her on Youtube where she appealed to all the sexual predators on Youtube, looking for young girls to watch dance around, because YOUTUBE, owned by GOOGLE is a sick fucking place and moms who want their kids to be famous are sick fucking people…they’ll sell them off to anyone…which blows my fucking mind….like this whole Epstein thing, like what the fuck is wrong with people….

Not that Madison Beer is underage anymore, but she was and I am sure that’s what build her foundation of being the slut that she is today….thanks for all the great lessons MOM….in whoring out on the internet….which always amazes me…because if I was a parent, and I am not, the last thing I’d want is my kid to have access to the internet, yet all these American Dream wanting motherfuckers are like “where a skimpier outfit, really showcase those tits, we’ll get more views, and it’s all about the views, life without views is not a life worth living….” insanity….that created this.

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2020

Jan

Rihanna Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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I accidentally watched GUAVA ISLAND which is some movie about some homosexual black man who has sex with Rihanna. I was dying of the FLU and it was on one of the streaming services I don’t pay for. It didn’t give me any new found appreciation for Rihanna but it did showcase her big girl tits. Tits she didn’t have many years ago when she wasn’t the 250 pound bloated and rich fuck that she is now and whether fat chicks disgust you, or hot chicks turned fat disgust you, you know since fat is disgusting…big tits are always worth staring at…under your Umbrella, while being beat by Chris Brown for attention that launched her career….anytime….