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2019

26

Dec

Willa Holland Nude of the Day

Remember when Willa Holland’s MOM sucked Brian De Palma’s dick so that her daughter could get into Hollywood because she’s a degenerate whore who hates men yet relies on them to feed her family and make her slutty daughter a star but then gets offended when her daughters slutty photos get circulated on the INTERNET?

If you don’t know the story because you don’t care about me as deeply as you should, I didn’t get any Christmas cards so I assume you don’t care about me the way you should, or Christmas MONEY despite knowing I want money….you won’t know that her mom is the reason I got deleted off twitter…

After what must be a 10 year or more run with my original @drunkstepfather, this past spring I posted something on Willa Holland being Brian De Palma’s slutty stepdaughter and it was a KIND hearted post…yet the mom, who was obviously a groupie fuck who ended up with Brian De Palma, told me off, reported me…and TWITTER ended….because the media connected will always beat the guy no one knows exists with the blog…

Here are the Nerd Enhanced versions..

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2019

26

Dec

Kimberley Garner Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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Kimberley Garner isn’t very famous and when I’ve posted her over the years people really didn’t care….let’s just say no servers were crashed with her hot ass…but I was always a believer and I felt that there are far uglier equally useless barely reality stores out there getting paid and living under the illusion of being relevant…and I knew this one would keep bringing it until more and more people notice….now I know she’s still not famous, still doesn’t matter, still doesn’t PUSH or CONVERT traffic like all my other posts I’ve analyzed the analytics so deeply on….you know not at all…I don’t even check the site stats…I don’t need google to tell me I’m a fucking loser….or that Kim Garner is a loser considering how hot her ass is…but I do appreciate her Christmas Spirit, despite Christmas being over…because being over doesn’t thwart this one…

Check it out bro..

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Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2019

26

Dec

Arabian Butt Implants and Other Videos of the Day

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Santa Fell into a Well

Dude Drinks Bong Water then Cat Shit

Gay Activity of the Day

Kid Gets Taken Out by a Pole

Christmas Beatdown…

Two Drunk Guys

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m back…no one cares…

I couldn’t afford to pay myself time and a half or double time for working on the Holidays, so I decided to tap out off the computer…since I’ve updated the site every year on Christmas and thought to myself that I’m some kind of asshole doing something literally no one gives a fuck about….including myself..

So instead I worked on diabetic shock and basking in all the health ailments I have from running a blog for 15 years, while being an alcoholic degenerate lazy fuck who eats badly…and lives badly..

Here are some morning links in the early afternoon….

Celebs on Christmas
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Cute Porcupine
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Rita Ora Hot in a Swimsuit
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The Process of Painting Ornaments
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Theme Song Writer that Should have Been Murdered
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Comedian Uses a Titty Slip for Attention….Doesn’t Mean She’s Hot
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Brie Larson’s 4 Million Dollar Malibu House
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The Marvel Wrapping Paper Troll for Scorcese
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More Rita Ora Tit
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Dude Gets Trolled By Star Wars Characters
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Italian Comes Out Out to his Parents…They Don’t Kill Him….
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Officer Stops Suicide
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Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

24

Dec

Chanel West Coast Christmas Erotica of the Day

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It’s Christmas Eve and I’m holy fucking jolly fucking Christmassing around the Christmas tree in a cabin in the woods with no internet (or running water).

Luckily, I cued up this Christmas miracle no one actually gives a fuck about as a backup in case there wasn’t internet at these French Fuck’s Christmas Eve event…you know to represent how irrelevant this site is in 2019 with the most irrelevant…Chanel Westcoast…from MTV 15 years ago…still out here being a whore for Santa…

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Posted in:Chanel West Coast|SFW

2019

23

Dec

Bella Thorne Finally Takes a Shower of the Day

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Bella Thorne typically looks like a greasy dirty stinky pile of shit that was shat out by Disney and refuses to wash off that trauma…and likes celebrating that Trauma with her silly internet behavior…doing that whole influencer thing…with her tits out…which I am into…despite finding her gross…

But as it turns out…apparently….at least according to this video…she showers.

That’s enough of that.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

23

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Gisele was a big part of my Saturday night Christmas party, because I was talking to a Patriots fan, which always makes me laugh because I feel you need to either be from Boston / New Hampshire to like the Patriots, or you just don’t know anything about Football but know that they are the winning team. You know not very exciting to be the fan of a team that has won way too many times…but I know NOTHING about sports, or football or any of that…so to me it’s more about Gisele….which is why Gisele was a big part of my Saturday Christmas party night.

I was pitching aggressively on her having a dick….you know busting jokes about busting her balls…literally…because the Patriots fan and his Tom Brady cocky fan boy support..talking about how Great Tom Brady is…and how hot Gisele is…and how much she gets paid and how they are winners on all fronts…and didn’t like me going on and on about how they found her in Brazil playing soccer in the poor neighborhood and sold her to Victoria’s Secret perverts at a young age…taking her away from her family but never taking away her dick…

Well here she is doing some photoshoot for you perverts.

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2019

23

Dec

Rita Ora Shitty Tattoos Getting Wet of the Day

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Rita Ora may be the celebrity we’ve all heard of but have no idea what her deal is. One of those always around like Phoebe Price but you can’t actually pinpoint why. She’s a master of being at the right place, getting in the paparazzi and dating strategically to “matter”…you know so that people will record her music, and promote her music and she’ll be a “popstar” she always wanted to be.

It’s an interesting dynamic, but that whole “It’s an overnight success that took 15 years”….because she’s put in work…and whether she’s relevant or not, or her tactics were desperate or now, she’s got an awesome set of tits and that’s all that really matters at least to me…because I just listen to old country music, if I even listen to music. I prefer staring at the wall.

POINT being, my version or idea of “respectable” celebrity means nothing…so we should just watch the hot tits on vacation living a better life than us…cuz we aren’t hot tits.

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2019

23

Dec

Sofia Jamora Ratchet Lingerie of the Day

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Sofia Jamora’s last name is really Ratchet, but it should be…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

It’s Christmas, the time of good will towards men and my gift to you is not making dumb jokes about things that don’t matter….like Sofia Jamora Ratchet…

Right.