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2019

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Since it’s basically Christmas and the majority of people with shitty office jobs, who don’t get to lie the good life of luxury of homelessness like me, despite having a home, that is barely a home, my lifestyle is on par with that of a homeless person…I figured I shouldn’t bother updating the website, you know since it is SUNDAY basically all week..

But the reality of it is I shouldn’t be updating the site regardless of the day, because it is a dated concept and no one gives a fuck….but yet I still do it…this should have been shut down in 2005 or some shit when I started….yet OCD I’ll never quite understand made me continue…so SUNDAY all week or NOT….I’ve got no choice but to give you these amazing links…

Bill Hader is Fucking Rachel Bilson..
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A House the Size of the Island it is Built on
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Merry Christmas to all the Mechanics
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Thieves with the Hearts of Heroes
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Ricky Gervais Hates Trannies
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Hilary Duff Shares some Wedding Pics
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Weirdest White Guy Rant from a Black Cookout..
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Skier VS Crashing Drone
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Hug Bear Sits on a Lady’s Lap for a Snack
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UPS Driver VS ICE
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Fast Tesla Roadster
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2019

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to the mall to check out all the people in their Christmas themed leggings jacked up their asses and I could count at least full pussy spottings….sure they were in leggings that were a size too tight….so tight I could see ovary….

I went into the plus sized clothing store, just to see what’s up, figuring there would be some fat sad chicks to make me feel better about life in this festive holiday time….and all I found was stylish selections forcing me to wonder if making fat clothing in modern styles does anything good for a girl, back in the day fat girls wore purple sweatsuits with sequins on them and that’s it…and now they can dress like fat versions of skinny girls or normal sized girls….so that they don’t need to lose weight to get into those Levis…then these fat shops just encourage girls to be fat….that said…there were no fat chicks in the store, probably too busy eating and being lazy working as freelances in this gig economy while filming their youtube channel about baking, eating, or being fat….everyone shops online….

There was a store clerk, a shop girl if you will, but she wasn’t even fat enough to be working there but I guess when fighting discrimination through stylish outfits…you can’t discriminate girls who aren’t fat enough to be working in the plus sized store.

It is all so confusing…but I did hear two girls talking to each other about cumming…which made my Jugo Just so much sweeter…I didn’t realize that girls talked about masturbating together…I am from the past…they call me Grandpa…..step grampa….

The mall was a success…and here is our GIFT GUIDE shop now….why not…


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Girlfriend Pretends Her Boyfriend Abuses Her…
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Woman Obsessed with Barbies
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Kim Kardashian is Slutty in Black Face
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Dove Cameron Gets Dumb Anti Gun Tattoo
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Inside Greta’s Tesla…not so Climate Friendly…Unless this is Clickbait…
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Verona Pooth Pink Panties
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Heather Graham Bikini titties
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They Call This the Worst Prank Ever
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Ducks Change their Mind…
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Truck VS Airport
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Hairy Octopus Caught on Camera
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Ariel Winter Butt Cheek…
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Paris Hilton Talks Juicy Couture
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Ice Fisherman of the Day
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Baby Christmas Rock
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Some Asian GIrls.
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Mark Whalberg – Not on HGH
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Lana Del Rey’s New Album is a Spoken Word Album for Natives
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are Rich
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Cops Mad Guy Doesn’t Pull OVer
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How to Fly to the Moon
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Swift at a Premiere…
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Cool RC Plow
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Ambrosio’s Bikini Gallery
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Emma Roberts – Shopping
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Sabrina Carpenter – Midget in Jeans
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Hailey Bieber in Jeans
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Bai Ling in Short Skirts
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Demi Lovato – Fat Shopper
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Daisy Ridley Cleavage
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Kim Garner Legs
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Sofia Richie Creeper Cam at the Gym
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Flashing Her Tits
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Guide to a Memorable Weekend…
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4 Ways to Make a First Impression…
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Worst Line Ever
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How are these Tits Possible
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AMateur Slut of the Day
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19 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Green Cactus Bikini…
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Big Titty Photoshoot
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Just Having a Snack
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Pink Hair Public Blowie
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Orgasms from Hell…
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Hooker Fucks for Popeye’s Sandwich…
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Dildo in Big Girl
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Black Porn Girl
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2019

20

Dec

Sydney Sweeney In a Short Dress of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Short Dress

Sydney Sweeney is doing good with her celebrity that has come in the form of being the big tits on a skinny frame on EUPHORIA….there was a time she was in a bunch of major shows that no one really bothered noticing her in….cuz she kept the monster tits hidden…but HBO came through for her and brought her the best possible venue to show off her big tits and now she’s got her millions or 1.1 MILLION followers…following her…and this is the kind of content she’s out there producing…the RIGHT kind of content.

The big tragedy in Sydney Sweeney is that she was in Montreal filming what we can assume was a very shit movie….which is where I LIVE…and I even knew what hotel she was at thanks to social media posts but my inability to leave my house because I don’t actually care….got in the way of me throwing my sperm on her as she walked by me in the lobby to get into her car taking her to set…because throwing sperm on ladies is how you show them you like them..

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2019

20

Dec

JOJO Got HUGE TITTIES of the Day

JOJO is living the American dream, or maybe her mom, who can see in the background is living the American dream, because from what I remember, and I don’t remember much, I actually forget everything…except dumb shit like Jojo’s upbringing before she was sold to Disney and before she had a couple years being a famous underage talent that I don’t remember because I like to “card” my celebrity titties before really diving in and appreciating them…not that she had celebrity titties like this at the time…this just sort of appeared the last few years she’s been making her comeback and riding that fame…

BUT….what I was saying is that her mom, who is in the pic starting at her daughter showing off the tits, like some kind of stripper….was a CLEANING LADY before they struck gold with Jojo…and based on her mom’s hair…we can assume they are still riding those glory days…and bitch ain’t cleaning houses no more…

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2019

20

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Topless

Candice Swanepoel is looking good for some old washed up model that is barely 30….but who you think is 75 because she’s been around doing the same fucking thing for so fucking long it’s almost crazy..

A straight from South Africa, beat all odds of dying from AIDS in an era when AIDS was a death sentence, only to come to AMERICA to be the panty promo model that DREAMS are made of…still in her panties because it is all she knows…all she does…and still looks fucking good enough at it to keep it up.

Just because I find her old and boring and I seek the new and the hotter…doesn’t mean she’s not an ass worth staring at!


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2019

20

Dec

Carla Guetta Full Pussy Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know about you but Carla Guetta ass in a thong is the highlight of my Christmas holidays so far…it’s not the egg nog, the drunken people at holiday parties being loud on the streets, the easy sad girls who have no family and just want some company on the holidays and are willing to do anything for that company….

It’s the ass of some girl who may or may not be David Guetta’s daughter…in some dog shit photoshoot that we can see her pussy in…all sparkly and in front of what I’d consider tinsel giving you ideas on how you’d like to decorate your tree this year….with a Carla Guetta set of tits of your own.

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2019

20

Dec

Dakota Fanning Nude of the Day

Dakota Fanning Nude

Dakota Fanning with the nudity for the holidays…a little G-String while applying make-up in the sink because you are high concept thanks to your parents selling you off as a child and forcing you to live in a fucking aquarium…with people trying to grab at you from every fucking angle because you are DAKOTA FANNING but thanks to the brilliance of the people at INSTAGRAM…she can define her own content…and block out anything good with an emoji like her parents blocked out anything good from her childhood with stardom….

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2019

20

Dec

Kara Del Toro Tits of the Day

Kara Del Toro Tits

Kara Del Toro is not Benecio Del Toros daughter but I wish she was….because it would make her shameless seem less desperate and more authentic to who she is because Benecio Del Toro’s daughter, like Johnny Depp’s daughter, don’t need to be naked on the instagram unless they are just exhibitionists who get off to it like all girls do….you know so her nudity is just pure and without any attached expectations, or ulterior motives….like increasing reach, followers, impressions, etc…to secure brand deals, celebrity status, rich cock, etc….where’s the nudity for the sake of nudity. I know these girls cry “sex positivity” and shit…but they don’t fucking mean it…they mean “I’m getting naked for attention cuz I need this for my career so I’ll just say it’s about some other shit like loving myself or loving the woman form”….you only get that pure natural slutty when bitch is already where she needs to be….while Kara is on some kind of mission…that no one really knows but tits are always ok.

Kara Del Toro Tits

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2019

20

Dec

Drag Queen Stripper for the Homeless and Other Videos of the Day

Tire Blow Out

Road Rage of the Day

Sex in a TukTuk

Tourists Getting Arrested

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2019

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

For a lot of people with jobs, today is the last day in the office, so it’d be a good time to leave that girl you have a crush in the office that love letter you’ve been sitting on because they’ll have a solid week or two to deal with it and put in that formal complaint that gets you shamed in front of everyone for being a pervert weirdo romantic….because apparently you can’t shame anyone, you can’t hire based on skill but rather based on skin color, gender or non gender, sexuality, as to not look like a disciminatory asshole…but when it comes to being full of love, erections and romance….they shut you down and cry sexually harassment.

Life is unfair..but today’s the big day for you to make moves….assuming you still have a job after the holidays…assuming you even have a job…despite jobs being for fucking suckers willing to trade their life over to some unappreciative company in exchange for money to buy shit they don’t need…like a home or a car or food or clothing….you can get by without it…just look at the Natives who were here for thousands of years before us…they didn’t work…

Anyway, time off work….pretty fucking lazy life…. getting a week or two off to spend with your family and friends or alone…staring at the wall…cuz no one…being all nostalgic about CHRISTMAS past and when you felt that warmth of holiday spirit in your soul….but now you got nothing but a dating app that I assure you will find you some fat ugly horny chick trying to live out the fantasy that she’s a hot and desirable pussy….cuz dudes will fuck anything and girls getting fucked don’t realize they are “anything better than jacking off again”….

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Slut Dove Cameron’s Tattoo for her Dead Friend
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Crazy Woman Obsessed with Barbies
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Life’s important questions – Will cats Walk on Tin Foil
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody’s 7 Million Dollar Pacific Palisades House
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I wonder what the hell this garbage NETFLIX show is
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Miss New America’s Got Talent Host
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British Accident of the Day
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Miss Nigeria Reacts to Miss Jamaica’s Win…
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Hydrogen Peroxide FOAM Experiment
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The Most Expensive Airplane TIcket Ever
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