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2020

02

Jan

Bella Thorne Lingerie of the day

Bella Thorne is still trying to be sexy even though she looks like she was born in the grease trap of a burger king, here she is in lingerie or whatever the fuck you want to call something that I am sure smells like a UTI but not a fresh UTI…one that has been through the wringer and that has a petri dish of bacteria up inside it….from STDs to Yeasts to old rotting condoms….she’s a fucking wreck.

I have seen strung out crackheads look better than this and she’s famous…but I guess this is the look…too lazy to shower….embrace and be empowered in your fishy cunt smell…dudes will fuck anything and the natural pheromones help.

All the young celebs looks like a variation of this, none even bother doing the basic things like washing their hair because looking like shit is the proof they don’t give a fuck, which helps their clout or cool factor, even if it is discounted by the fact she POSED for a fucking pic, uploaded it, maybe captioned it…cuz SHE GIVES A FUCK….not giving a fuck is not updating shit….trying so hard to stay relevant. That is a fact.

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2020

02

Jan

Noah Cyrus Nipple Piercings of the Day

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Noah Cyrus can use her name, her dad’s celebrity, her sister’s celebrity, her family money and connections to make you think that she’s relevant…she can hang with the cool kids at the cool places doing the cool things….and far less connected people have made a living off social media thanks to the world being fucking insane and buying into their bullshit…so it’s only natural for Miley’s shadow to get some of that….

She can also use her tits in a sheer top for some hype or to give some illusion that she matters or that she’s “HERE”….but they are unimpressive tits, at least when set against that face and body, to generate some hype or to show people how edgy she is – just look at her shitty tattoos. She’s a try hard thanks to living in her sister’s shadow….But none of that will ever make her hot, interesting, exciting or good….

I’ve seen all kinds of nipples in my life and it takes a bit more than nipples to really make it….everyone has nipples it’s not that big of a deal…you need to try things like a sex tape…so get producing girl…

Not enough young celebs or wannabe celebs or sisters and daughters of celebs are posting accidental live feeds of their pussies being filled….isn’t that the whole point of being raised on porn and really the whole point of the INTERNET as a whole…cuz last time I checked it was.

Here she is with Diplo the dick rider and Orville Peck a gay masked country singer

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2020

02

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is old, but still hot, maybe even a freak of nature in the right way, one that should be investigated further to see why she doesn’t age like other women age…is it the wealth, the child support checks from Charlie Sheen who has had to continue working despite his HIV diagnosis to support her…or is it just vanity, face injections and LIES….and does it really matter.

Nerds love her and you can tell that she’s a fucking pervert who likely masturbates a lot, or fucks a lot, remember when she was fucking that 25 year old SNL loser that looks like an ape, that was HILARIOUS…and you can tell she’s old with this lame GIRL ON GIRL kiss you’d expect to see at Y2K New Years party before everyone was a full slut and when girl on girl closed mouth kisses could get you off…but now, unless there is fisting, there is nothing….so this is nothing but like I said Nerds love her and nerds are socially awkward, often autistic, and don’t really care to look beyond Kate Beckinsale doing basically anything. It’s their fetish.

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2020

02

Jan

Christina Aguilera Titty Tape Erotica of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is old as shit, so old that she needs to tape up her tits before her shows. Young girls would never be caught dead taping their tits unless they identified as trans or as “THEY” and felt the need to bind their chests so that they can pull off being “GENDERLESS” better….

I assume that as Christina Aguilera tries to cash in on her bullshit career into her 40s, because she is in her 40s or soon to be in her 40s, she’s forced to squeeze her now fat body into racy outfits…and like most grannies those things are a fucking hazard or liability and can cause real fucking injury when you let them out there on their own and put confidence in them that they won’t slip out of their top and hit a motherfucker in the face…

Then again, maybe she tapes the nips for fear of a nip slip cuz her nips are so hacked up from all the implants she’s had.

Who fucking knows, it’s just weird especially when you think about her early on, being this hot tiny pop slut…now clunky like an old cow being taken to pasture because it doesn’t produce milk anymore.

Weird.

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2020

02

Jan

Jasmine Tookes in a Bikini of the Day

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Jasmine Tookes is some American Victoria’s Secret model which is rare. She got her start at modelling at the age of 15, which should be criminal but is celebrated in the EPSTEIN connected billion dollar brand that hasn’t really tried to detach themselves from the fact that most of EPSTEIN’s money came from the founder….

BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR…I don’t care if Epstein killed himself, or what high powered perverted fuck underage people in their PEDO rings…not because I am a bad person but because I already know anyone in any position of power…including just being wealth…are GARBAGE fucking people …

Nice people don’t make moves to get rich, famous, powerful…nice people are too busy being NICE…

Anyway, Jasmine Tookes, the brands answer to inclusivity I guess is out in a bikini doing basic bikini content for her social media…you know to keep herself alive in an era where the future of her bosses or “client” that probably over pay her are questionable…because of being criminals…and because of being out of touch with the market as they keep bringing the same bullshit catalog shoots in an evolving time of there is way more to jerk off to than a lingerie catalog now.

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2020

02

Jan

Ali Larter Ass Shot of the day

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Ali Larter is 43 years old and I guess she made enough money in her career as the girl in a WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI in VARSITY BLUE which is the only movie I remember her being in…because she can spend her time in the gym working out, or not eating, or whatever it takes to be proud enough to show a straight up bikini ass shot on your social media….the whole empowerment thing exists and these girls are showing their asses to showcase their flaws and to crowdsource support…but this is more of a “Look at my ass it is still hot situation”…

Larter creepily got her career at 14 as a model – like so many other 14 year olds the industry think are old enough for the cocaine parties and unprotected sex. She actually did partake in an interesting social experiment when she was a no name model put together by ESQUIRE magazine, where they created a fake celebrity named Allegra Coleman. I only heard about it in a previous post I did on Ali Larter and it made me think she was more interesting (barely) than just a Whipped Cream Bikini for being a part of that troll before social media was there to help perpetuate fake news.

Well look at her now….she wants you to.

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2020

02

Jan

Amber Heard Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I remember when Amber Heard first hit and we all thought she was decent looking low level trash that Hollywood could use in some unmemorable roles….and that’d be ok….but then she started to let it get to her head and in turn started manipulating the media with bullshit like being a bisexual or other things that were “newsworthy” enough to get talked about…which eventually made anyone with a brain see through her, realize she was garbage and forget she existed….everyone except Johnny Depp apparently.

Looking at her now, it’s hard to believe that this was capable of ruining a dude like Johnny Depp, I mean the whole outting him to the media was a given, but just using her pussy to get him to marry her and fall into her obvious trap, after years or decades of him being a star who was used to being manipulated or wanted because of who he was…you’d think he’d have some fucking boundaries marked in the sand…but instead became whipped and lost his cool…and tainted his image….all for this pile of shit that looks like shit cuz she’s old now.

It amazes me that it happened.

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2020

02

Jan

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid is some fake model trash in some fake slutty poses that she learned when she was trying to figure out how to be fake model trash back when her dad offered to spend the money he set aside for college on making her famous using basic digital marketing tactics like BRIBERY.

They led in with the hotter sister who was more dialled in with the JENNERS who at the time were getting a lot of hype thanks to their family being a bunch of whores with a TV show and a marketing agency that understood reality TV was merging into social media and they’d be smart to be up on that.

Nothing they’ve done is that impressive, except that the public buys into anything they are fuckign sold, cuz this bitch looks like a cartoon drawing of a witch and people think it’s hot.

NOT TO MENTION…she photoshops herself like that’s OK…it’s not OK…it offends me and should offend you as you fist yourself to her cuz your boners don’t work but you’ve still got that PROSTATE….

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2020

02

Jan

Ariel Winter Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter brought her ass out in a skimpy bikini, because all bikinis are skimpy, which is funny to someone like me who is old as fuck and remembers when THONGS started making their way onto girls with questionable morals in the mid 90s, before it fully went mainstream….so seeing EVERY bikini sold being a thong to showcase basically a full ass, even if it isn’t an ass I want to see, is a wonderful advancement in technology.

So as Ariel Winter who blames her anti-depressants on her weightloss, because admitting to plastic surgery, despite needing plastic surgery cuz she’s a troll fuck is worse than saying you’re a weak bitch with a lot of money and resources, but you choose to legally medicate cuz it’s a struggle and mental health is trendy to use as an excuse for everything for her weak porned up generation….she gets the sympathy.

ANYWAY…she brought her ass out in video and it’s not as bad as it could be….because remember that video is far harder to “retouch” like all the bitches rebuilding their asses are retouching on IG.

So this is as legit as her ass gets and it’s not as fat as it was a year ago so AT LEAST there are trends in “getting in shape” instead of just giving up like Demi Lovato..