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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m already craving Christmas 2020….only 350 something days to go….BRING ME THOSE PRESENTS…not that I get presents but it’s the whole build up and spirit of Christmas that brings life to my soul.

Maybe I should turn DrunkenStepfather into CHRISTMAS content all year round. I think that is my true calling, talking shit on celeb tits I don’t care about seems like a giant waste of time and has for about 15 years.

I’m sure you have already screwed up your 2020 plans…2021 is the future and you’ve got a solid 360 days to chill until you have to think about self improvement, self awareness, higher consciousness, etc. What a relief.

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Bella Hadid Bikini
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Scuba diver Dances with Shark
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Home Stallone Deep Fake
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The Pope VS Some Woman
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11 Stuck Raccoons
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Weird Nude IG Shoot
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Intense RC Racing Championships
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Old Man in Wheelchair VS Ladder
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Another Weird Nude IG Shoot
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Awesome Tits on Some Naked Chick
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2020

Jan

Sarah Hyland’s Nipples and Mutant Body for 2020 of the Day

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I don’t know if this is some post apocalyptic shit, where radiation has destroyed humanity and we are only left with weird mutant humanoids like Sarah Hyland to jack off to…because I got pretty drunk last night, just woke up, don’t leave my house and feel like I’m already in the afterlife most of the time….because this can’t be real…

BUT bitch has got a weird fucking body that matches her weird fucking face…as she puts her second kidney to test with booze and nicotine because she’s broken both inside and out….in some Cerebral Palsy….Spinal Bifida….Stephen Hawkins before being wheel chair bound…a light case of Primordial Dwarfism…looking like ZOMBIE rotting out as she lives out her final years because she knows she’s dying…

She’s got to be dying…two transplants means she’s seriously FUCKED Up…and looking at her makes me think she’s not doing too good…

Her nipples are out, which makes this better, but still not good….nipples make all things better…but not always good….think of every fat and disgusting girl you’ve fucked who had nipples that you didn’t mind sucking on but that didn’t offset the trauma of fucking it.

If the apocalypse didn’t happen, and this is just the TV star’s body, sucks for her, but I guess exciting for us…because it means we aren’t dead, or forced to look at these dying girls….we were on the edge of a decade and now we’re onto a new one…like everything has changed while nothing has changed at all.

If 2019 was bad or if it hurt your feelings because you are a pussy, blame yourself….and make 2020 better…or shut the fuck up…no one cares about your “plight” or accomplishments…even the most successful of people is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things that’s why I encourage you to follow my lead and stop trying while still judging girls like Sarah Hyland and making fun of their bodies….

I am glad the New Year is here, I was so tired of the year in review turned into a 10 year in review, filled with “see ya next years.

So as Sarah Hyland welcomes us to the Roaring 20s…with her mutant shit….Where’s Barbara Walters to ask her WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE cuz it’s 2020….call the Eye Doctor cuz I see 2020..and I wish I didn’t…her gunt on her skinny frame is like no other….say twenty twice..to distract you from this….and remember that what 1010 x 2 equals….cuz THAT where we are at right now…as we look at Hyland nips.

It is going to be a weird fucking year.

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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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See Ya the Fuck Later 2019….

I don’t know if any of you are actually real, I don’t get any emails from you, or invitations to your birthday parties, which reminds me of my childhood….but I have been out here for 15 years updating this site witch little to no reward…when I could be doing other things with little or no reward…yet I stick to this and I don’t expect that to change in 2020…unless I die…but even if that happens…I am sure someone I know will step in and keep bringing you this nonsense…we’ve carved out our own ignored corner of the internet and it’s been magical, will continue to be magical, and despite giving up on life in general decades ago…and despite the concept of having success or a career or notoriety not being of interest to me…I still go into 2020 thinking good things, positive things…even if everything is shit from the core of humanity and how we live to basically every aspect of everything….including but not limited to music, movies, social media, internet, videogames, socializing….there is hope it will get better and that is important…THAT HOPE…

So I wish you all a happy NEW YEAR. I thank you for being part of my story this past year….I am glad to be part of your story even if you don’t invite me to your birthday party…and I want nothing but good things for all of you…unless you’re a celebrity…in which case…fuck yourself, film it, then die.

New Year – New Bikinis – NEW titty pics – NEW slutty photoshoots – NEW viral videos – NEW people trying to be famous – New Everything – MOre bullshit….that I embrace because being alive, watching this TV show that is life unfold in all it’s ridiculousness is amazing….So here’s to NEW PUSSY – POSSIBLY YOUR OWN NEW PUSSY – since everyone is trans….

Let’s make 2020 great as I sign off today on 2019…..HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR you pieces of fucking shit stuck on my hemorrhoids….dirtying up my wife’s panties I am wearing cuz I have no clean laundry.

WITH LOVE…always and forever…

CUDDLES,
JESUS MARTINEZ

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Taxi Drivers React to a Fat Ass Women Changing in their Car
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Amanda Bynes has a Crazy Fucking Face Tattoo
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Hot 5 Days in BALI with Three Hot Fucking Bikini Models…
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Three Tall Women VS One Small Dude
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One of the Worst MEMEs of 2019
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January Jones Posted a Nudie Photo and a Prom Photo – WEIRD
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Spectator Knocks Out Cyclist
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Dua LIPA is Braless Doing Yoga
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Girl in a Bikini Doing a Slutty Yoga Pose and It’s Good..
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Old Lady Lizzie Cundy Vagina Slip
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Trash Halsey on a Prive Jet Showing Off Her Garbage Legs
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Maria Camila Samudio Instagram TITS!
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Demi Rose in a Bikini
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Steve McQueen’s Mustang Going to Auction
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Dude Happy to Go to Jail
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How Will NASA Go Back to the Moon
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Michelle Williams is Pregnant
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Brave Fisherman VS Great White Shark
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School Bus Slides on Icy Road
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Analynne McCord New Years Eve Body
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Top 10 Worst Movies of the Decade
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Horrible Spectator Knocks Out Cyclist
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Willa Holland the Dog Groomer – Naked in the TUB…
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Girl Shooting Gun for the First Time
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Farting Manatee Farting
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Joker Staircase Scene Seen from a Staircase
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Sharon Osbourne Fired Assistant After he Ran Into Fire for Her…
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Deadliest Crossing on Earth
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Badass Truck of the Day
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Everything Streaming in January
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Madison Beer in Sweatsuit
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Rachel Bilson – Street Walker
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Kira Kosarin Ass in Short Shorts
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Pia Miller Suger Baby with Hard Nips in a Bikini
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Ariel Winter Gross in Leggings
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Kylie Jenner Big Cleavage – Gross Bitch
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Marky Mark’s Fat Wife in a Bathing Suit
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A Thread of All Kinds of Celebrity Nudity….
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Caylee Cowan Doing the Marilyn Monroe With her Big Tits Out
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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New Years Fireworks Show
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Hottest Titties Out There
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Naked Whore with a Fake Ass Falling
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Animals Fucking Hate Us
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Her Asshole is Off Limits
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Amateur Strips Down Naked
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AMazing Beach Pussy FLash
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Big Set of Tits Get Fucked
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CUM INSIDE MY BEST FRIEND
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MENTAL MONDAYS – A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRAZIES
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Just a Black Guy with A LOT OF SLUTTY ASS
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Just a Dude in a Public Blowjob from Two Chicks
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2019

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Brazilian Bikini of the Day

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Take on 2020 like Izabel Goulart looks like she’s about to take on the highest bidder…..

This fit as fuck despite being old ass looks amazing, not nearly as manly as the rest of her typically looks because she works out too much and is old.

This lady works the fuck out and watches what she eats and was at one point someone I’d post fitness videos all the time, you know because jerking off to women working out is good for the soul and we’re all about health and wellness here….as I sit with god knows what disease eating away at me….as I drink through New Years Eve….

I guess she puts in work knowing that at 40 being a model is ridiculous…but if the money’s there, you gotta look good…..not that she works as a model now that the VS show she’s done every year has been canned thanks to EPSTEIN tainting the brand….but I guess when she’s on her knees, topless, as in the air like she’s ready to be double penetrated…who fucking cares about anything else about her beyond that. It’s enough. It’s great. I’m into it.

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2019

Dec

Chelsea Handler is Nude Again of the Day

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It’s 2020 and 300 year old Chelsea Handler is still getting naked for attention. It’s a tactic that I guess has worked for her since her show got cancelled. I find her an obnoxious cunt, both in her comedy and in the fact that she wants us to look at her old fucking body naked or half naked in this THONG underwear, when we have better pussy to spend our time staring at and not fucking…..

It’s one of those give a bitch who had enough of an ego to go to LA to live out her dreams, you know cuz she thought she was smart or funny or entertaining, without ever asking anyone if they agreed, only to manipulate her way onto TV, something that should never have happened, a social media account and she’ll do whatever low level thing she can to get seen, talked about or jerked off to.

If you are jerking off to her, you are sick….unless you’re into desperation and sadness…you know the kind of guy who jerks off to pics of girls they know have committed suicide from being so broken….not that this is suicide but this cunt might as well be dead.

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2019

Dec

Jordyn Jones in a Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some YOUTUBE chick….with 6 million followers that could be fake, I mean who would really know or care, it doesn’t seem to matter with brands whether the girl they are giving 10s of thousands of dollars to is legit or not, they just don’t want to miss out on the potential of being replaced or ignored by not having social media, so they scramble. I personally HATE the shit, but I don’t mind when girls get half naked to get attention to their feed, because the nudity shit does better than the “influencer” shit of telling people what they ate, or talking about being empowered, or any of that.

The good news is that fake followers or not, she’s pretty hot….as she navigates becoming a legit singer and dancer in this world of everything is artificial and a lie and no one gets arrested or killed off for it….if anything they just get celebrated.

The fact that ya’ll want to spend your days on a site owned by Mark Zuckerberg…the biggest loser who may be richer than god…but is a fucking loser….blows my mind. “Instagram by Facebook” can suck a fucking dick….and so can Jordyn Jones…I’ll watch.

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2019

Dec

Alexina Graham is a Slutty Redhead of the Day

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I don’t know who Alexina Graham but she got her tits out…which is nice to see because despite being a GINGER she didn’t kill herself…but instead decided she was worthy of being a titty model…while most other redheads are trying to find a cave to crawl into and die…because the average non-redhead actual human is terrified of them.

So here’s to body positivity, empowerment, and all that other shit that gets a bitch naked or half naked for us to jack off to if we feel so inclined…or if we feel bored of actual humans and want to dive into some ALIEN shit with a GINGER…because they aren’t human.

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2019

Dec

Dora Madison Burge Nude of the Day

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I still don’t know who Dora Madison Burge is, but she gets naked on the internet consistently to grow her “personal brand” so that she gets hired or “cast” in more TV shows and movies, because tits get hits…

I don’t expect 2020 to really make me give a fuck about Dora Madison Burge…or her nudity for social media that she puts out there to increase her relevance and get herself hired so that she can one day win an Oscar like Brie Larson or Emma Stone or the other equally shit actresses out there….but I’ll support anyone getting naked with a post as long as I can mention how garbage they are. Deal. Deal.

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2019

Dec

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some nasty Armenian or Albanian youtube slut who got a record deal because the big slow corporations are dinosaurs and know they need to go to what is popular with the young people to be relevant…and luckily for google, and for all the grown ass perverted men, YOUTUBE is the place for that.

I don’t know any of her music, but I was in a friend’s car over the holidays and he did have SIRIUS FM radio and he did force us to listen to DIPLO’s station and BPM and EVERYTHING else…and it all sounds like pure fucking shit, but I guess kids are raised on social media, porn and video games so they don’t really know…and they get distracted from selfies to notice quality but MAYBE I am just an old guy, out of touch and pop music has always been shit, only now it’s not contrived in the studio with great minds, it’s done at home by a slutty girl making youtube videos.

ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini and we can expect more of her on the radio in 2020 and that’s TOO bad….but not as bad as how dumpy she is…like hit a gym or hire a trainer with all that money bitch, but these girls all have photoshop on their phones and create their LIE…that people are too lazy to pay too much attention to.

The best is the Real Pic vs her Instagram pic…fuck off already. Girls don’t even need to be hot anymore, it’s all some illusion / lie.

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2019

Dec

Elsa Hosk Titty Dress of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is pretty fucking hot.

I totally approve of her titty dress for all NEW YEARS EVE celebrations, not that this is what this is about, but it’s good.

She’s some Swedish slutty basketball player who for some reason was able to make it as a promo model for the sexual predator funding mall brand VICTORIA’S SECRET, who I like to remind everyone accounted for the majority of Jeff Epstein’s perverted wealth…and she got her start later in life, you know since she was so committed to the Basketball thing…but at like 25 the brand came at her looking for a Candice Replacement because Candice was breeding multiple babies…and basically this one replaced that one…deservingly…despite being the same age. Funny model dynamics.

I like what is going on here, maybe it’s the fact that I think I can see her nipples, while she’s rolling around on the floor all vulnerable giving the photographer some dick sucking face…or is it “cum on my face” face…I don’t know but it’s got the same effect on me.

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