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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2020

Jan

Ella Eyre in a Bikini of the Day

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Ella Eyre is some up and coming popstar / singer songwriter/ that you’ve never heard of from the UK. The UK pumps out shitty popstars and have for decades…sometimes they break into the USA like the Spice Girls…and sometimes they end up on “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here” or whatever the other UK reality shows with their “celebs” you’ve never heard of they end up on.

She’s got about 450k followers on instagram and I guess you need over a million to pretend that you’re relevant….since most of those followers on instagram influencer accounts are robots from RUSSIA…

I don’t know if she’s hit the USA yet because I don’t listen to any new music and haven’t really since I was about 20 years old…so it’s not a jaded and bitter old guy saying “music today is shit”….even though music today is shit.

I do know she has a wikipedia…her father was Jamaican, and her mother is Maltese. She was a swimmer before a singer which I guess is why she’s been posting bikini pics….I mean besides trying to get more attention to herself because people like bikini pics.

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2020

Jan

Sarah Shahi Topless of the Day

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I have never seen anything that Sarah Shahi has been in, so I really have no connection to her or her celebrity at all.

I’d say that I don’t give a fuck about her because I haven’t seen her in anything, but for the first 5-10 years of writing the site, I didn’t watch TV or Movies for fear of it tainting my GENIUS ideas I had for an Entertainment empire, the Next Walt Disney but for low level content that isn’t quite mainstream and isn’t quite porn…just walking that fine line of “waste of time”…

So, I think my not caring about her has more to do with her being 40 fucking years old, and topless or not, that’s gross, even if I’m older than 40 years old…I avoid girls that age.

She is the daughter of Abbas Jahansouz Shahi and Mah Monir Soroush Azar. Iranian…and as you may or may not know World War 3 may be starting thanks to US killing top General…so her Iranian from TEXAS tits are newsworthy and relevant…at least for today…since US killed that Iranian top General….

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2020

Jan

Woman Gets Noodle to the Face and Other Videos of the Day

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I feel bad for the guy with a Hooker in this British Tourist in THailand Dying from Setting Off Fireworks…

Light Plane Crash

Potentially Fatal Fireworks

Dude Trying to Light Police Car on Fire – Sets Himself on Fire

Gas Explosion in Residential Building

Rolls Royce Rear Ends a Car

Cop Buys Groceries for Couple Trying to Steal Groceries – ENTRAPMENT!

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2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People seeking more of a thrill in their masturbation are hilarious to me. You know trying to “Level” that shit, or “next” level that shit….

Whether it’s the far too fucking real 45 year old average normals posting sex videos online like a DIY pornstar the same way young girls used Instagram to pretend the were models, only with more mom stretch mark pussy being fisted as the husband films…all to get off….to the barely incest “step” family thing, which hits close to home because when I started the site, very few porn clips were “stepfamily” porn….I guess I’ve been onto for 15 years, so ahead of the curve…and today I came across a “step-aunt” and “step-nephew” series…which is basically not a taboo….but rather you fucking your stepmom’s sister…weird fantasy, not the weirdest but at that point you’re just two people fucking…

Either way, some stepLINKS.

Matt Lauer New Pussy
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Australian Firefighters in the Flames – CRAZY
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Machine Hits Worlds Longest Home Run
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Kim Jung Un Riding a Horse is Legendary
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Vanessa Hudgens One Piece
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Tumbleweed VS Vehicle
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How Harry Hamlin Threw His Indiana Jones Audition
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Engaged Twilight Star of the Day
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Inside a Foundry
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Naked Celeb for 2020
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Quitting smoking, quitting drinking, quitting masturbating to your neighbor while she sleeps or whatever weirdness you jerk off to….quitting old obsessions, starting fitness, starting diet, starting budgeting, starting to focus on your dreams, travel more, improving your career….SURE you are bud. To those who are planning to completely change their lives yesterday…we’ll reconnect when you go back to your old ways tomorrow…or today…Loser….sure but there’s winning in losing and that’s what makes us great. Don’t give into society telling you to be better. Remain your own shitty self….

Speaking of shitty, it seems like all these people are mad at celebrities for being pedophiles, but from my perspective I would rather be molested by a celebrity than some random pervert like a coach, teacher, priest, or anyone who can’t pay me off and give me that life of GLITZ and GLAM….speaking of Walt Disney, Pinocchio is a weird story about a man carving a child sex doll with an erection on his face…

Speaking of Walt Disney, I’ve decided to become a billionaire this decade….media empire, captain of industry, baron or Tycoon of all that is good…see you at the top…or in the stepLINKS…whatever comes first.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Gamer Chick with Tourettes
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Vanessa Hudgens in a One Piece
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Nadine Velazquez is Totally Nude
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How Greed and the Earth’s Destruction is Intertwined
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Burnout Fail
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Tranny Character is Coming to Marvel
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Lohan is Back in America Managing her Sister’s Music Career…
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Ariel Winter’s Booty
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Pixie Geldoff Niplles
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Noah Cyrus is Fucking Nasty
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Braless Bella Hadid
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Kung Fu Nuns
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Dancing to Lean with 1000 people around the world is pretty fucking dumb…..but probably got this idiot a record deal / movie deal / book deal and millions of dollars….on some Lamer than Ellen shit…
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Dora Madison Burge’s 2020 Titty Tease
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Michelle Pfeiffer gets $22 Million for her House
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Turnign a Log into a Coffee Mug
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Ali Larter Bikini
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Weird FUneral Drama
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Pizza Deliver Guy Helps Catch Dog
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The Deadliest Crossing on Earth
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Natasja Madsen Hot Cameltoe
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Sarah Sampaio Bikinis for the NEw Year
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Kathy Griffin Gets Married on New Years and Her Tits Were Out
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How To Rake Leaves
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Shelly Cochrane Big Fat Tits in a Nude Shoot
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Ariel Winter Booty Looks Good.
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WWE Engagement
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Giovanna Di Fraia Hand Bra
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Rat Cow Silly Titties for Instagram
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Guy Dresses Like a Cat to See Cats
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Hot Victoria Naked for a Fashion Shoot..
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Maybe Old But Still Good – Subway Abduction of a Sleeping Girl – WTF
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Dua Lipa Bikini
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Sarah Hyland Bikini Nipple Flash
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Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn Hugging
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Dua Lipa in Concert with Cleavage
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Kelsea Ballerini in a Tight Outfit
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Ellie GOulding Bikini in Miami
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Sophie TUrner in a Little Black Dress
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Noah Cyrus Nips
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Rita Ora Cleavage
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Bella Hadid Bikini Tease
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Jessica Simpson Out Shopping
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn
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Awesome Tits on the Beach Dusting Off
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WIFE on the Blackness
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Big Black Ass on New Years 2020
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Naked Yoga with Tits
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Hot Upskirt of the Day
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Girls Who Fist Themselves are Great
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Changing Room Bangers
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Crazy Bitch You’d Have Sex With of the Day
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They Say this is Hidden Cam Footage of Jersey Wife Cheating
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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Hot GF Riding
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People Doing Crackhead Shit
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Sex Position of the Day
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2020

Jan

Irina Shayk Mangrove Erotica of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a hot slutty Russian who used her KGB skills taught to Russians at a young age to manipulate her way into the mainstream, which she did, only to get the mainstream to impregnate her and set her for an 18 year 20k a month (or more) check…that is far more than the typical Russian makes back in Russia….even Doctors and Lawyers make less…so she’s cruising….plus she makes her own money, being the mainstream model that she is, which even at 30 is still good.

I think it is safe to assume she’s got some face injections, they all do…and safe to assume that her new mom vagina is banged the fuck out…and that’s ok….because Irina Shayk is hot…a legend even….their should be a Statue of her at the Kremlin to let all the future Russian sugar babies and sex workers have a monument of a leader they can look up to and pay their respects to while Irina is out at the Mangrove showing off her ass with some rich dudes she probably fucks now that Brad Cooper turned gay after his sex scene with LADY GAGA.

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2020

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Nude of the Day

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I am late to the game on this one because I genuinely don’t give a fuck about 45 year old Nadine Velazquez.

I don’t watch shitty movies like Fast and the Furious or whatever the fuck she was on that needed a hispanic girl to tell their story or to make the world think they were inclusive…

So when I see the full nudity cry for attention I embrace it, but not too closely…like I appreciate that it happened because Instagram is a porn site and I like being reminded of that, but girls are all porn stars to some degree in how they produce content around themselves, even when they have mainstream careers…they can’t help by CRAVE being stared at, showing off, etc.

She’s 41 and has quite the stripper porn instagram body for 41…but if you’re cast for being the hot slutty hispanic girl…you better be hot and slutty for as long as you can be cuz that meal ticket will end and no one wants that to end at least not Nadine…proven by these pics…and that’s not a bad thing proven by these pics but then again everything is photoshopped to shit, or fake…so unless it’s a close up…it’s a whatever.

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2020

Jan

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

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Rita Ora put up this very important instagram story featuring her very important tits because they are great tits, which pretty much carried her into the celebrity she’s found, because her music that I can’t name any of, but that she claims is why she’s famous, because no one wants to say the tits are the only reason they exist, there’s far more to the whole process than just having tits, there are plenty of tits out there that don’t have a record deal, that aren’t in the paparazzi all the time, and that don’t matter…so she can’t just be tits…tits are just what we gravitated to when nothing about her was that interesting.

Anyway, she’s stayed relevant, or made herself relevant and I think it’s time to embrace her existence, or at least embrace her tits while all these other trashy popstars start surfacing from youtube, this one may be the last popstar that came from fucking a Kardashian, and not from updating videos of themselves doing cover songs.

ANYWAY, great tits, telling you to stay hydrated because hydration is the key to bigger loads, and bigger loads set to her tits…which makes her feel more relevant than she is..which isn’t really relevant but based on what else is out there is better than what is out there.

Rita Ora has broke me.

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2020

Jan

Camila Morrone Getting Wet of the Day

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Camila Morrone may be a shit actress in anything I have seen her in, and there have been a few things that she’s been in, her mom is some Hollywood slut who fucked some A-Listers and got in with the scene by pretending she was some South American actress, so Camila Morrone has been dialed in long before letting Leo DiCaprio pretend to have sex with her, since he’s more into having sex with men, at least that’s what I’ve been told…by some homeless guy at the bar I drink at…they have cheap shots at happy hour….and I guess he’s not a celebrity expert and wouldn’t know if Leo fucks dudes…but I give him the benefit of the doubt, you know ear to the street kind of thing….back in the day a similar homeless dude told me that Tom Cruise, I think it was Tom Cruise….but it could have been Travolta used to fly into Montreal and fuck dudes in the Gay part of town at the Gay Saunas….a story confirmed by the actual PILOT who was a friend of my wife’s sister….and confirmed by an old Fag I knew…so NEVER UNDERESTIMATE the homeless…

That said, from a slutty star fucking mom, comes a young star fucking daughter…whether she fucks LEO or not…and despite sucking at acting…she’s hot, a good size with good size tits and I think she deserves more attention than she gets in her shameless attempt to get known or famous.

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2020

Jan

Rihanna Nipple Pincher of the Day

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Rihanna is being a little cheeky or playful, like she’s channeling her old ways of when she was an underage prostitute working the karaoke bars of Barbados, before being recruited by some pervert and brought to America where he sold her off to Jay Z and who has since made over a billion dollars or more in merch, concerts, record sales, etc. She’s an earner. The best kind of whore to have in your stable of whores when you’re a pimp…

I don’t know if anything I just wrote is true, but this fat white dude I know went to Barbados on some all inclusive vacation about 10 years ago, and HE told me the local snorkeling tour operator told him that or a variation of that….

I do know that it’s hard to get work visas into America and I did see a video of Rihanna singing in high school, where she literally COULD NOT SING…so it’s not a CELINE DION situation where dude knew he was striking gold when he mortgaged the house and had sex with her at 16….so the whole story has A LOT of holes in it…but maybe, just maybe she did just luck out, people do luck out you know…just not people like me.

So this nipple pinching pantomime is just her being silly….now that her tits are big from all that eating with all that money she’s got.