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2019

18

Dec

Noah Cyrus Slutty of the Day

Noah Cyrus posted up some pics of her faking out a flash to show how wild she is…and no one cared…because she’s not Miley so no one cares…and even if she attempts to flash the world next to some overpriced classic car…she’s not even a close enough resemblance to MILEY CYRUS like the sister who went to space and looks like a CYRUS but a little off…she is just the sister with a genetic defect that would have been kept in the basement if she wasn’t from such a high profile family with a potential target on their heads that could get them arrested for keeping her in the basement…you know the baby that didn’t quite get all the nutrients it needed because the mom was too busy with their actual daughter back when she was pregnant and this one was sort of an STD that survived…

ANYWAY…flashing pics…so edgy.

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2019

18

Dec

Maja Krag Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Maja Krag is a Danish model, and if you know anything about me and my wife, we fucking love danish….not the mid century modern teak furniture…I’m not bougie…I’m more into Cheese Danish, to Strawberry Danish, to Chocolate Danish, to pretty much any Danish, just as long as it is a Danish, or really any baked good…because of obesity, diabetes, amputate my toes for FOOD addiction…..

My apprecaition for Danish goes beyond baked goods because apparently I am into this Maja Krag…enough to post her bikini pics..but then again, I post any bikini pics I come across with little or no thought because no one cares about what I have to say.

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2019

18

Dec

Naked Man Bowled into Chairs at Company Xmas Party and Other Videos of the Day

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Tall Tranny Beats Little Dude

Eco Themed Christmas Carollers – Oh God

The Best Way to Spread Xmas Cheer

Cops Returning Package a Porch Pirate Took

Creepy Doll of the Day

Drunk Man Cling Wrapped to a Tree for XMAS

Man Dressed like Santa Gets Stabbed

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2019

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to think girls to avoid on the internet dating sites have profiles that read “I LARPed for 8 years starting in my teens, Vampire the Masquerade. It was fun, I don’t regret doing it.” were the ones to avoid…but after digging through some reddit gone wild / reddit rate my nude body the other day…I found a girl who wrote just that…and who ended up having the gnarliest nerdy porn…with some of the biggest dildos up inside her….with some of the weirdest looking dudes pissing on her…and even a classified looking for men to fuck her while her nerd boyfriend watches…and filmed because I guess you evolve from LARPING…to being a weird couple in your weird apartment with weird “Dragon art” and other nerd shit like SWORDS and wooden masks and other nerd shit…. filming weird porn for your porn tube profile no one asked for…when you’re not working your day job at the fucking dollar store…

Tis the Christmas Season and besides goodwill towards men…give some goodwill to socially awkward, possibly autistic, half retard perverts filming their fucks….cuz nothing says Christmas better than showing your family what you’ve been up to now that you’re 35 and married and looking for excitement…by revealing your porn channel…with confidence…no shame…empowered to everyone sitting at your family dinner table that looks like Walmart Decor took a shit on it….cuz you’re trash….

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Here are some links…in the morning…

Ram VS Swiss ball
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Every Kardashian Christmas Card Ever
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The World’s Most Expensive Airline Ticket
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Billie Eilish on Shitting
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The Patriots are Spying
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Busty Draya Michele
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Some Tree Humping
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Adam Driver is a Bit of a Drama Queen
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Kanye is Openign an Opera
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2019

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was just out here getting into the christmas spirit by jerking off in my xxxl sweat pants behind this Liquor store Christmas tree decoration because I like the holidays just that much…

Some people call me a Christmas miracle, or the human embodiment of Christmas, that’s just that how Christmas I am….

I mean and because there was a group of young college girls in leggings one size too small buying supplies for cocktails for their Tuesday night holiday party cuz exams are over motherfuckers and it’s time to let loose…

I tried to approach them by offering to show them a picture of my PUG…girls love pugs…only to have the image opened up to a video of me jerking off in my sweat pants while looking at them….you know to let them see how REAL life works with REAL perverts not afraid of the backlash of being a pervert because I am a pervert and that is my right…I mean if people can dress like women and fight to get seen by a GYNECOLOGIST despite having a COCK….the vary thing GYNECOLOGISTS don’t deal in…I have the right to get turned on by hot chicks as a dude cuz I’m fucking human….

Stay safe, sex positive, pervert friendly this HOLIDAY season but above all this…drink yourself to near death…cuz I will….I am….

Here is the stepHOLIDAY Gift Guide…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Flying Tent Hits Soldier
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Woman Freaking Out on Amusement Park Rides
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Your Boy PewDiePie is Leavign Youtube
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Some Police Brutality
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Draya Michele is Busty
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Denny’s Mosh Pit
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Lily Rose Depp Slutty
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Soldier Analyzes 11 Military Scenes
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Cops VS Pedestrians
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Restoration of Notre Dame Cathederal
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Fat Ass balancing Act
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The Best Pervert Tranny Story Ever
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Useful Pie Charts
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The Body Transformation that has made Everyone Mad
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Marg Helgenberger Just Bought an Awesome House
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Real Housewive’s Couple is Splitting
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Russian Guy Means Business
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Tiger Lily HUtchence in Panties
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Megan Fox at an Event with her Tits Out
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Kendall Jenner Leggings Wedgie…
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HERPES MARIAH CAREY Hits Number 1
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Netflix’s Gay Jesus is Making People Mad
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Drunk Woman Makes Out with a Tree
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Wrestling is REAL
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Katy Perry is Busty
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Gilbert Gottfried is the ONLY CAMEO you need to buy this Holiday
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Top Adult Coloring Books…GREAT GIFT FOR GRANPA
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From the Forum

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BECKY G in SPANX
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Sarah Hyland in a Sports Bra being Dramatic
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Charlize THeron in a Dyke Outfit
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Keri Russell in a Short Dress
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Taylor Swift Side Tit at an Event – KINDA
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Liz Olsen Looking Old as Shit
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Florence PUGH booty in a TIght Dress
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Julianne Hough Slutty Outfit for her Family Holiday Special Lameness that Shouldn’t Exist
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THat Katy Perry Cleavage
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Brie Larson is Shit…and This is her Cleavage Shit
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From stepSMUT!!

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That Escalated Quickly
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Squirt to the Face
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Amateur SLUT
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Blonde Girl Gets Roped into Porn..I guess…
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Slutty See Through
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Dubble Bubble
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Tiffany Got her Titties Out
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HOOKER OF THE YEAR
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TORPEDO TITTIES
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CUCK VIDEO of the Day
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Dylan Voxx and her Big Tits
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CUCKOLDING went WRONG
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2019

17

Dec

Rita Ora Lingerie of the Day

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You may not quite know any Rita Ora music, but we can all agree that her amazing tits have done an amazing job being fucking everywhere, so that we all know the name Rita Ora, and assume she’s a celebrity because she’s been around so long, and the only real damaging she had to do for this celebrity is that we know of is fucking Rob Kardashian at his fattest, which is how she launched in America, and as you know the best way to launch anything in America is through Kardashians…because America is fucking weird and likes rich first generation weirdness…

POINT being…Rita Ora’s got great tits and even though NO ONE has ever heard her songs, despite her being a popstar, she’s still got great tits, and you can’t take that away from her unless you’re breast cancer…

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2019

17

Dec

Mädchen Amick Topless of the Day

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Mädchen Amick plays Lili Rienhart‘s mom on RIVERDALE so her career got a second wind after being the hot chick on TWIN PEAKS….she peaked on Twin Peaks…but here she is doing media cuz she’s actually alright for an old washed out mom…and I hate old washed up moms…but hot is an attitude or a willingness to suck dick…or show your anus to the right people….it’s a sliding scale that can improve by how naked the person is willing to get in their self promotion…and it’s subjective and can be hot one day, disgusting the next, and hot again in a few months depending on what you are up to…plus there are a lot of core Twin Peaks fans out there who have loved this bitch since then…and still jerk off to her old scenes…so for them she’s hot based on what she was and is no longer but the new her is still the same pussy, just with more mileage on it and the whole thing is confusing so here are the pics of her shoot.

Throwback to her big bush days..

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Posted in:Madchen Amick|SFW

2019

17

Dec

Zoe Kravitz Nude of the Day

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I don’t know where these are from but Zoe Kravitz had a role in some movie where she gets naked and shows off her tits and ass on camera. Period.

In conclusion, I spent years and years hating on Zoe Kravitz for being this annoying rich kid, super pretentious all because of who her parents are and I found the whole thing cheesy as fuck. I thought her trying to be high concept or bohemian hippie like she wasn’t Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz daughter obvious and obnoxious…but I’ve seen her in a few things and she is a fine actor and despite only being cast because of her last name, she brought it…and for that…I no longer hate her, or find her irritating and will look at her nude scene with acceptance..because life is about GROWTH…and learning that not all things that seem bad…stay bad…

For the record, that doesn’t mean she’s not some spoiled entitled twat.

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2019

17

Dec

Bar Refaeli Erotica of the Day

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Pregnant Bar Refaeli flashing her butthole on a boat because she’s pregnant or just had a baby, I don’t keep track of her Ovulation, not since she was dating LEO in her Glory Days, but I do think it’s safe to assume she’s giving us a butthole first photo to let us know the pussy is off limits for a bit….so focus on the back-up pussy…the only pussy Leo wanted…the shit filled pussy…that reminded him of his one true love…DUDES…

Point being, Bar Refaeli is still a hot Israelite despite being old and I respect that she tapped out of the whole USA based model game to marry some rich dude and start a family back home in the promised land, or whatever it is you people call Israel…the home of your lord and savior / all the Holocaust survivors who needed a state of their own to call home cuz the rest of the world hated them for being Jewish….and now only the Palestinians hate them for taking their homes….in a this is way too much politics and deep rooted world issues for me to focus on when I am trying to look at the butthole of a overhyped MODEL of yesteryear who is now a MOM a few times over…

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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2019

17

Dec

Frida Aasen Nude of the Day

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Frida Aasen is naked, but it’s not smut, because it is black and white, or some off black and off white pervert shit that she wants you to think is art, to make your masturbation to her feel more high brow, high profile, and pretentious…because a subtle nude with implied nudity rather than a spread vagina is classier and allows for her day rates to be higher than if she was some porn chick who despite having a million followers only CBD brands will work with them for 100 dollars….while Frida is a legit model who gets paid legit day rates…so her nudity is more valuable….even if all nudity lacks value cuz it is thrown around so much…it’s like COCK TEASE US LIKE YOU USED TO DO LADIES…it makes for a better experience for all involved…us NOT seeing you nude makes us WANT TO SEE you nude harder. DUH.

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