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2019

16

Dec

Britney Spears Tits for the Haters of the Day

Britney Spears posted this video to Instagram with her tits hanging out to send a message to the haters – her message is :

“Happy holidays friends !!!! I love sharing with you all … but it’s been hard to keep wanting to share because people say the meanest things !!! If you don’t like a post … just keep it to yourself and unfollow that person !!! There’s no reason to ever go out of your way to make mean comments and bully people ??? Stay happy and nice this holiday season y’all and God Bless !!!!!”

Can’t ya’ll leave Britney alone, do the Chris Crocker before he became a Gay Porn Star, and Leave Britney Alone….she’s a perfect fucking creature that you have all neglected as she’s been abducted in plain sight from society as a whole because her family are white trash now rich and they did it by whoring her out the smart way, not the backwoods way to the local brothel, they went to Disney the happiest brothel on earth…

POINT BEING…I am surprised Britney is mad at the trolls of instagram, in a world where everyone is a troll and their is no need for my HATE FILLED DIATRIBE…but this was the first time the people came together for her…and put heat on her story and she should focus on that instead of the losers of instagram…

Maybe Britney needs to spend some time focusing on what’s good in her life…so negative…and during the Christmas season and all…come on Britney…

Here’s the video

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A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Dec 14, 2019 at 9:16pm PST

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2019

16

Dec

Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

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Irina Shayk may be a mom for the financial gains she got being a mom with an American Actor who is rich as fuck, and clearly who is fucking twisted as fuck, because he fucked Lady Gaga when filming their over-hyped TERRIBLE fucking movie….but she’s still fucking hot….

I may be drawn to Russian women for their work ethic, and lack of a soul, opportunistic, hard working and dark attitude….which makes Irina and her scam that brought her to America, getting Brad Cooper like he was a pair of Levis or Michael Jackson cassette in 80s Russia, to cum in her and not insist on an abortion….Fascinating to me….

Too hot to be killed off in a RUSSIAN work camp like all the ugly Russian women during communism….you know taken out while waiting in line for rationed tampons….when the country or REPUBLIC was working on quality control of the image they presented to the world with their people….and had to off-the-uglies…something I think most countries could benefit from…

Now out here with her cleavage out….in a bra….that doesn’t make her tits look as battered as they probably are from breast feeding…assuming she didn’t just pass off the kid to one of her Russian wet-nurses she employs as she goes out to find the next child support check from the next targeted rich guy…cuz it is more profitable to get different dads for different kids since there isn’t a baseline of what they pay…like one kid in Cali goes for 20k a month, but two kids may be 25k since the base expenses are covered…while if you have two baby daddies, they have to each pay the 20k….because it’s like a whole new “situation”….it’s a good way to guarantee income….smart Russians with their trolling….as they do.

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2019

16

Dec

Lili Reinhart Slutty Bra Selfie of the Day

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Betty being slutty isn’t hot, but she’s using her arms to push out her bigger sized tits thanks to being a bigger sized girl…

There was a time that her boyfriend from Suite Life of Zach and Cody and most importantly for her, the co-star on her shitty fucking show RIVERDALE where she plays the BETTY of BETTY AND VERONICA fame….who doesn’t speak to my soul as being the BETTY I used to imagine when reading Archie comics as a poor immigrant kid with no real concept on the American dream up here in Canada….but I’m not responsible for casting TV shows…that probably shouldn’t be called TV shows since it happens to be written by full retards….

IT IS THE WORST SHOW EVER….clearly they had one season and assumed it would end, because the subsequent seasons have been so fucking bad, it is not even watchable, but still works because everyone just watches shit while on their phone doing other shit now…

ANYWAY, her boyfriend JUGHEAD on the Show and SPROUSE TWIN in real life had some slutty pics of her wet with her full tit exposed and their legal team hit me up MINUTES after I posted it…so clearly the girl who likes to use her tits for attention based on this shoot….doesn’t like her full tits being out there for attention even though they are out they are the only thing good about her…. because she’s a wholesome lady…as this is her being a wholesome lady…celebrating womanhood…or something.

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Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2019

16

Dec

Tinashe Topless of the Day

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Tinashe is not Chris Browns ex girlfriend but rather a nobody who had one song with Britney Spears once which I guess is pretty fucking major, or at least major enough to make her topless pics on instagram seemingly more important than the average girl’s topless pic on instagram, and you know that all the average girls on instagram also post topless pics now, it’s pretty much mainstream and easy for everyone to get into the trend….as it only involves being a shameless titty whore which for the record requires very little effort.

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2019

16

Dec

Peyton Roi List Fake Lesbian of the Day

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Peyton Roi List is some Disney kid who I guess learned what men want thanks to the Disney Executive team who turned her into a Disney Kid in the first place….It was likely part of their first training session when they had a room full of bright eyed girls just dying to get on their own show…like they were Miley or Hilary Duff or Britney or all the countless other girls who have made their start on Disney…..

Just girl on girl hugging, showing each other their love and appreciation for each other because they are in this together…like when you see two human trafficked girls who were kept in a cage together finally let free to their own devices….a love and support and bond like no other….

Here’s a video of her with another girl…

and another girl…

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2019

16

Dec

Lily-Rose Depp Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Lily-Rose Depp posted a “felt cute might delete later” style pic…..that you can see her nipple in…because this is the extent of effort you need to put in when you’re a pretty girl…and is probably too much effort when your dad is Johnny Depp and everyone is going to work with you, offer you shit, pay you to be part of things, gift you anything you want, all thanks to being Johnny Depp’s kid…like you can be the biggest cunt, the biggest tyrant, the biggest pile of shit, she could even be 75 pounds heavier and she’d be walking runway shows and on campaigns…

So we should thank you and tell her we appreciate her doing this, since she didn’t have to do any of this…just existing is enough.

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2019

16

Dec

Victoria Beckham in Leggings of the Day

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Victoria Beckham still skinny. Thus still hot….

The rich girl, ashamed of being driven to school by her dad in his Rolls Royce, who turned into a fucking superstar, thanks to being a Spice Girl, which as we all know was a pop culture defining moment, or group that is still relevant to the 30 year old girls who grew up on the Spice Girls today…and who must be in her late 40s and early 50s by now…still married to the soccer player so many “straight” soccer fans had man crushes on in the early 2000s…the inspiration being manscaping and metrosexuals….I saw the transition happen before my very eyes because I worked with a bunch of closet case faggots who liked soccer cuz they were Euopean and whenever they’d talk about David Beckham they’d blush like a bunch of school girls….even though they were also really homophobic…yet the first to shower together at the gym…

ANYWAY…Victoria Beckham is still skinny. Thus still hot.

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2019

16

Dec

Rachel Cook and Charly Jordan Boring Photoshoot of the Day

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Rachel Cook and Charly Jordan teaching you lessons in how to recruit men to sign up to your patreon or only fans pretending you are curating a magazine, when really you’re just finding ways to get people to pay you monthly, since it’s too competitive to chase after brand deals like it was early instagram and now you have to take that fan club, exclusive content, membership like this was early internet porn, approach to your slutty behavior that you pretend is high end, high concept, empowered sex positive celebrating celebrity behavior…cuz dudes are idiots and will sign up for shit like this if they think it is helping some whore they jerk off to on instagram….

Girls and fast cars…so lame to me…but I guess exciting to the right kind of bro into babes and cars…who you know is out there.

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2019

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Legging Twerk from TikTok of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be overrated trash, but she’s lookin’ hot dancing in her leggings on TikTok to recruit her fans onto an app that is owned by CHINA and part of their global spying and tracking of American program, cuz you know some Chinese dictators are sitting their laughing at how dumb Americans are, it’s like dealing with some retarded child, put together a platform for these idiots to sing and dance and try to get fans and make people laugh, like it was America’s funniest home video, and they won’t even care that we listen to EVERY CONVERSATION they have.

I have TikTok on my phone, so I know how easy it is to be manipulated by videos of girls in leggings dancing…whether they are Miley Cyrus superstar…or pretty much ANYONE….we’re perverts and ya’ll can watch whatever it is that we do…cuz INSTANT GRATIFICATION feels so good.

Here’s a few others…

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2019

16

Dec

Kate Bock Hot Outfit of the Day

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Hoes don’t get cold….HO HO HO…tis the fucking season…for this Kate Bock bikini model bitch to face the evil winter weather in some weird one piece thing that her vagina seems to fucking love more than my wife loves her Christmas YULE Log, or since we are in Quebec, her TOURTIERRE (google it), or since we’re in Canada, her VAT of maple syrup…cuz that outfit is being EATEN hard….I can see so much pussy I feel like I am a gynecologist during a birth…

As it turns out Kate Bock is Canadian, from some rich kid area in Vancouver, so this pussy doesn’t fear no snow…she was built for it…all 5 foot 11 of her…sturdy model body.

She’s pretty old now, in her 30s, but that doesn’t stop her from bringing the cunt out to the internet to remind the internet what her cunt looks like in case they forgot because she’s Kate Bock…not Kate Moss, or Kate Upton, or Katie Couric, or Kate Hudson, or Kate Winslet, or any Kate that is actually famous…but she’s still slutty.

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