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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2019

Dec

Olivia Culpo Green Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo owns at least one 3.5 million dollar house in California…

Which means bitch is getting paid a lot of fucking money for doing whatever the fuck this instagram modeling is….

It’s not like she’s had any kids with any of the NFL dudes she fucks to bring home to her dad and brothers back in Rhode Island, where sports are king…and their immediate family (sister/daughter) fucking sports with her vagina that could have been a stripper’s vagina, but instead is an “Influencer” vagina that fucks athletes….

This shit is self made, and all it takes is strategy pics of her half naked body on the internet under the illusion that it’s premium.

What the fuck is wrong with society, where this is what is celebrated and what is multi-millionaire…

She legit does nothing…and isn’t even that hot…but I guess dumb women buy whatever she’s selling….on some AVON lady kick…

I’ll still stare at her gratuitous cunt shot, cuz she’s gotta give the illusion that she’s hot, otherwise athletes won’t execute her final plan which is to marry one under the guise that she’s some self made chick with her own money not trying to mooch….while MOOCHING…it is all strategy..

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2019

Dec

J.Lo Fat Ass and Gnarly Cameltoe in White Leggings of the Day

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J.Lo is the white washed, shapeshifter, who has changed her look for every boyfriend she has been with…now with the pervert Athlete with Herpes, she’s out in her leggigns with her fat ass, looking like some bootleg Kardashian, with about as much filler as she can find, without looking too clown like but looking “instagram hot”…

BUT WE REMEMBER J.LO….when she played some hood Puerto Rican arrested on GUN Charges after someone got shot in the face in a club when she was dating Diddy, after he cheated on Kim Porter who is now dead, and who he cries about on social media, despite being a fucking asshole….this was before J.Lo became the full fledged media manipulator trash she is today….

I wonder if J.Lo was invited to DIDDY’s 50th birthday party, or was she off with Ben Affleck…or maybe we should all move on from 1999 and pretend that this trash isn’t just manipulating everyone into thinking she’s hot at 50, that her ass is something worthy of jerking off to, or that her pussy that has shat out at least two kids we know of, who knows what she was doing back in high school, before being case as SELENA and polluting our fucking lives with J.Lo…is eating her fucking leggings HARD as fuck…

She’s a phony, she’s a lie, her cametoe is probably one of those inserts they sell trannies on AMAZON cuz AMAZON is progressive…you know to compete with THAT GIRL WHO SPEND 100k BEING A BLOW UP DOLL AND SOME OF THAT 100k was on VAGINA FILLERS….you know destroyed by social media so hard they are doing this to themselves…

You know J.Lo…trying to be relevant..you know….bruuuhhhhhhhh

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2019

Dec

Lucy Hale Ass in Panties of the Day

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I heard that the CW’s sweetheart, who is cast in every show they launch it seems, all cuz they know she’s got that Pretty Little Liars traction – has herpes.

But then again, that may have been a rumor I heard about Nina Dobrev, or really any of these Hollywood actresses, because without explicitly being slutty girls….they are all slutty girls….sex and being vessels that are surviving / not dying, you know every day avoiding death, which is terrifying if you think about it, how can you even leave your house, that’s why I don’t leave my house…is what HUMANITY is about….and when you throw money, success, an audience and feed an ego…sex happens..

They are just less obvious about it than the girls in your life, with their carrying around babies, or being whores in public…because they need to be like Lucy Hale and appeal to the young audience who doesn’t have cable, is not watching The CW…but who they pretend are so that they can stay in business..

CW where I’m at was on the digital antennae free channels before my antennae broke…and I still didn’t watch the shit, but I wouldn’t put it passed all my creepy pervert neighbors every night before bed…if you know what I mean…because like Lucy Hale, they are perverts too.

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2019

Dec

Kristen Bell Fitness Power Ranger Mom in her 40s of the DAy

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Kristen Bell is old as shit and I didn’t find her hot when she was young and getting all the hype…

Maybe I hated her because she was Sarah Marshall, the biggest movie I think she’s ever done, I can’t think of anything else she has done, however I never watched her TV show on that Lizzy Mcguire kick of Veronica Mars bullshit, because I am a grown fucking man, and we shouldn’t partake in that kind of pervert activity…

I just know that they’ve done a reboot of the show, since 40 year old moms great up on it, and that’s who still has cable subscriptions, so it’s breathed some new life into the forgotten Kristen Bell and that’s tragic, because then we give her husband Dax attention by proxy, and he’s a fucking cunt.

Point being, fit at 40 or not, she’s fucking 40….and this is vile and she is the worst.

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2019

Dec

Serinda Swan White Tank TOp of the Day

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Serinda Swan is some Canadian who I first posted on the other day, so I assume she’s on the hustle to get noticed, and after scrolling through instagram for about 3-8 minutes she realized that she needs half naked pics, and she needs see through wifebeater like it was the 90s pics, so that she can show the world her great tits, since the world wants to see her great tits, even if they don’t know who the fuck SERINDA is….

I wrote about her a fucking week or less ago and I still had to google her, that’s the level of celebrity she’s got…and I sit and watch streaming services all day, being an unemployed hermit and all…but now we are already onto our second post about her ALL because she’s using her body to get noticed…the way NATURE intended it…

In 2017, she starred in Marvel’s Inhumans and HBO’s Ballers, and also portrayed Anne Bancroft in the first season of Feud….so she gets work no one cares about, except the Marvel Universe losers…but the tits…that’s what gets people who aren’t virgin comic book losers to actually care…

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2019

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Goes Black for Diddy’s 50th of the Day

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I read that Kate Beckinsale, who defies all logic in being a mom of a 20 something year old, while looking like this, because I guess she puts a lot of effort into her being jerked off to, as some girls do…..well I read that she was the most googled “celebrity” of 2019….I read that on her INSTAGRAM because like all women, especially rich women who had fucked up issues growing up cuz daddy was too busy for them, fucking LOVE that people are into her and celebrate that shit, advertise that shit, may even have a T-shirt that says “I’m the most googled celeb of 2019” that she gives all her fucking friends with her Holiday Christmas form letter she sends out talking about how great she is, cuz that’s what narcissistic fucks who think we fucking care about their lives, and aren’t embarassed to be cunts about it….do.

That said, she looks fucking hot for her soon to be a granny like a trailer park granny, not even 50 and already baking the cookies, only in Kate Beckinsale’s case, she’ll probably be sucking off all her daughter’s baby daddy’s friends…cuz the difference between rich trash and poor trash…is the cost of the house or houses you’re fucking your baby momma’s mamma in….

Point being, Kate Beckinsale is hot…and Kate Beckinsale is Old…and Kate Beckinsale is a rich kid who craves attention and thus Kate Beckinsale is trash…expensive trash…at Diddy’s B-Day

Booty in Leggings:

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2019

Dec

Crackhead Shows Heart Beating Through Shirt Maybe he is the Messiah and Other videos of the Day

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Dude Stabs Himself in ANUS and not in a 1/3 of your cock is in your ass you queer.

Dude Fighting with Girl – Hits Himself with a Brick

Shots Fired at the Atlanta Mall

Python Attacks Man

Dog on a Scooter

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2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I did what I set out to do….and I went to the mall to watch people with families and friends they don’t actually life…spend their paychecks on shit they don’t need, or want to gift, and that the person will be disappointed or even embarassed to get because of how badly they don’t want it…”thanks for the giant toblerone bar”…or “thanks for waiting in line of 8 hours and facing near death conditions like some arctic explorer just to buy me this gift basket filled with grooming products from the 24 hour pharmacy that looks like you bought it on the way to Christmas dinner when you realize you forgot to get me a gift, but in fact you went to the mall, and waited in line for this shit….for hours…amongst disease, criminals, fat people eating frozen yogurt cuz they think it is healthier…like you are some kind of hero where the whole hero part gets lost in the mix cuz your gifts suck….and I’m sorry you got Pneumonia or SARS or the CHICKEN POX from all the germs in the mall…you should have just not got me anything…really…seriously…this gift sucks…but it’s the thought that counts…but if it was the thought that counts…you’d do better….and maybe order it off the internet like a normal fucking person you SICK fuck…”

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Stevie Wonder Isn’t Blind
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Drone VS Jet Boat.
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Steve Harvey Rolls Eyes at Climate Change Question…
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Bratty Girls Try to Pick a Fight with a Guy in a Store
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Rats VS Bourbon Street Restaurant
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Wife Accidentally Coats Herself with Charcoal Toothpaste
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Eagle Tries to Eat Octopus – Octopus Captures Eagle – Fisherman “save” Eagle. Nature.
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Octopus VS Bald Eagle…
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Groom Loses it when Cake Cutting Goes Wrong
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Argentina’s New President’s Drag Queen Son
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What is the Highest a Human Can Fall From
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always sad when I realize it’s Friday the 13th at the end of the day, because I don’t do calendars..or social media so I can’t actually figure these things out..

Are you going Christmas Shopping this weekend? You probably should….I only do my Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve or on Boxing Day, which is a thing in Canada that mimics black Friday in that things are on discount, Americans don’t fuck with Boxing Day from what I’ve been told, it gets in the way of fast food, football and the Kardashians…the one true love of the American People…besides the right to bare arms, the fight for freedom (oil) and immigrants who steal the jobs you don’t want..but you should go this weekend…because the malls are packed, bask in the booming economy with every spending, and stare up skirts walking down stairs…except everyone shops online now…so you may just see GRANNY Christmas pussy….

But it’d be a good weekend to get your Christmas Shopping in, unless you are Jewish…but even if you are, it’s not like Christmas is about Christ or religion anyway, it’s about mass consumption of material shit you don’t need and that puts a heavy strain on the planet…unless you’re like me and just gift “Cum Tributes” by jerking off on cookies you’ve baked, or Christmas cards you’ve sent out….FESTIVE FUCKER….

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First Cousins Got Married Trying to Change UTAH Law
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LA GIRL Freaking Out at Nail Salon
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Lamar Odom Waiting Til Marriage
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Amanda Bynes Update
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Slutty IG Model Who Confronted Home Break In Nude – Viral Stunt – That Put her On the Map
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Slutty Charlize Theron Commercial…
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Man Eats KFC in Front of VEGAN Protestors
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Dude Quits Starbucks with a Song
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Driver Avoids Bridge Collapse
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Kaley Cuoco Sports Bra…
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Kid Kicks Car that hit his Mom
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EX VS ANGEL
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Deer Rescue
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Patricia Contreras Nip Slip…
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Lisa Appleton is Fuckign disgusting
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Motorcycle Rider Playing with Street Dividers…
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May 21, 2021 is Keanu Reeves Day
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Crazy Girl at the BRuins Game Freaking Out
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R.Kelly had a Sex Trainer to Teach Women how to Fuck…
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2020 Irish Farmer Calendar
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Idiot in a Mustang
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Crazy Ex Gf Wedding Crashing
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Bad Parenting
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Rat Cow is Lame as Shit
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Madison Iseman Legs
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Kate Beckinsale Ass in Leggings…
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Taylor Swift in a Silly Outfit
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J.Lo – Slutty in a Tight Dress
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Halston Sage in a Slutty Dress
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Kendall Jenner Calvin Klien Pajamas…
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Using the Butt Crack to Steal
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Robin WIlliams Looking Motherfucer
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Charlize Theron Cleavage
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Huge titty Fight
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Proud To be AN American – Guns and Blowies
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Real Lesbians – Even Though Lesbian are a Myth
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Hot Chick in the White Sands
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She Will Do Anything for Money
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GIrl by Pool with Bush
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2019

Dec

Lily Rose Depp Panties Selfie of the Day

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Nothing says Friday the 13th like Johnny Depp’s daughter, who has a “career” in “modeling” because her dad is Johnny Depp…you know worked hard for it…but not nearly as hard as she worked for this slutty panty selfie…I feel like there are 35-50 pics she didn’t post…and another 20 versions she photoshopped / facetuned the one she did post…but either way…it’s hot.

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