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2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hope you crashed as many company Christmas parties as you could this season because I have a feeling the bulk of them are already over and now you’re forced to celebrate the rest of the holidays alone….no more Christmas Cheer for you because you’re not likeable and the only parties you are invited to are planned by your employer….and the only gifts you get are from a Secret Santa exchange. Loser.

I hope you pulled some GRINCH tactics and casually walked into as many offices as possible to steal the shitty under 20 dollar gifts under the tree….YOU need the large sized TOBLERONES….you know for the rest of the holidays you’re spending alone…but that you were smart enough to wear a holiday themed costume….that may get you viral on the internet while remaining anonymous…

I hope you didn’t buy the Disney+ app to watch the overhyped Anna Kendrick movie despite hating everything Anna Kendrick has ever done, but the three reviews you read hyping it up compelled you..

Tis the season..

Here are some stepLINKS….

I want all these Walmart Shirts Mailed to Me to Re-Sell on Ebay
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Shark Bite of the Day
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Navy Blue Angels POV
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Slutty Streamer – ANimal Abuser
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This Dead Rapper Juice World is a Fucking Idiot….
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Photocopying Water..
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Killer’s Soul Leaves His Body when he Gets Death Sentence…..
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McGregor vs Donald the Cowboy Trailer
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The Death of Ghostbusters Part 2
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Wonder Woman 1984 Features a Butt PLug…
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Throwback Jenna Marbles Vagina Flash
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Billie Eilish Hates Jimmy Kimmel for Making Fun of her Lack of 80s Knowledge
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ALWAYS lock your doors
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How a Nerdy Sci/Fi Kid Got Jude Law into his Short Film…
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am old…because I see everyone is talking about JUICE WORLD dying…when I just assumed JUICE WORLD was a chain of JUICE kiosks that went bankrupt due to mismanagement…but it’s actually a rapper who was moving 70 lbs of weed and popping pills who basically committed suicide cuz this generation gets famous fast on social media and dont realize they fucking suck…and are fucking idiots…dumb fucking story….

I am old…because I see Eminem and Nick Cannon fighting over Mariah Carey because they are old….dropping dis tracks and everything…all to promote his show Wildnout…that is still on TV for other old people to watch because young people don’t watch TV….

I am old…but I know that Marriage story being nominated for the most Golden Globes is LOLZ….it is singled handedly the most overwritten garbage…and the most boring way to discover that ScarJo is in fact as ugly as you’ve always assumed she was….after the fake news machine kept shoving down your throat that she was hot. She is not hot….

The movie is the most pointless self indulgent Hollywood bullshit about Hollywood divorces…too many words of insincere people…who are annoying Theatre people I would avoid if I had to go to a dinner party…not that I go to dinner parties…I have no friends…but if I did, and if I was swindled into a Holiday party, and if they were friends like the people Scarjo and her husband portrayed…I’d hope the doors were deadbolt…so I could light the place up and save the world from their annoying…hardly a good, uninteresting, or BORING stories…

Yet it’s the leader in Golden Globes because HOLLYWOOD fucking sucks and is so out of touch and because the people who make it in the industry are a bunch of fucking dick suckers with no souls who apologize if they offend anyone for fear of being ousted from their DREAM life…

So in other news, I watched Marriage Story on a stolen Netflix this weekend…because Tis the season…and I’ve seen every fucking Christmas movies even the ones that you shouldn’t see…that shouldn’t exist…because I love Christmas that much…

Here are some non-christmas related links….and don’t forget to BUILD A NEW LIFE….

BIG TITTY CAM GIRLS PLAYING PIANO IN BIKINIS.
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I singed the Petition cuz Fuck Michael Vick – Anyone Mean to Dogs is an ENEMY to Me…
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EPIC MINIATURES TO BUILD YOUR MINI-DREAM HOME WITh…
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Juice WRLD Final Moments….caught on Camera…I don’t know who he is…
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Lorena Rae – Braless…
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Jenna Marbles Pussy Vagina Flash….
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Megan Thee Stallion Nip Slip…
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The Dumbest Social Justice Story Ever….
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TESLAS Lined Up for Charging
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Simon Cowell’s New Show
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Gal Gadot in Wonder Woman 1984
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Woman Pumping Gas like a Pro….
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Nick Cannon Beefing with Eminem
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Radiohead’s Creep as Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Xmas”….MASH UP
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Photocopying water
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Walmart’s Cocaine Sweater is Hilariou
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Beyonce in a Jump Suit
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RUssian Bikini Contest
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Stop Asking if Beyonce is Pregnant – Bitch Just Fat
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WAIT FOR IT…
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The Ghostbusters Trailer…
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Japan’s Justice System
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New Zealand Volcano –
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Biden Talks About Welfare in the 90s…
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Katy Perry Busty for Xmas
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Drunk Driver Who Killed a Dude Puking at the Scene
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SCOTER VS TRUCK
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Shark Tank Destroy a Kid
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Woman VS Octopus
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The Golden Globe Nominations You Don’t Care About
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Gifts for Nerds
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Watermelon Champion of the World
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Queefer of the Day
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Teslas Lined up for a Chargin
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Father of UPS Driver Killed in Police Shootout….
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Best Love Story of 2019
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Taylor Swift Legs for Slutty Xmas
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Bella Hadid – See Through Bathing Suit
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Ashley Tisdale Gross at an Event
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Dove Cameron Hot at an Event
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Kendall Jenner is So Fucking Skinny – Check Out the Skinny legs
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Kelly Brooke Fat as Shit at Some Event
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Rita Ora Showing Off her Stomach
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Brooke Burke in White Fuck Me Boots
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Emma Roberts in Jeans…
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Gal Gadot in a Dress
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keirnan Shipka has Cleavage
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Carrie Underwood at an Event
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Kathering McNamara at an Event
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Julia Stiles at an Event
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Natural Titties
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Naked Performers
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Big Titty Stress Relief
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Slutty Girls with iPhones
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Reddit Amateur Showing her Butthole
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Ivy Blair Ass Spread…
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Yvette Vickers Vintage
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Fetish You Didn’t know you Had
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Gloria Sol Naked
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Girlfriend Wakes up her BF Proper
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Titty Model as Poison Ivy
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Real Housewives being Whores
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Slut in MESH BIG TITTY OUtfiT
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Cardi B Partying with Nigerian Strippers
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Crazy Dildo Throat Fuck….
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2019

Dec

Bella Hadid Nipples and Balls on the Beach of the Day

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Bella Hadid brought out a weird sheer bathing suit, to show off the tits her dad probably bought her, because she was a fucking troll and he need to make her as fuckable as possible, because he needed it to increase his value to the 20 year old LA slut models that move to LA to become famous, who need dudes like Mohammed Hadid to pay their rent…

I don’t find Bella Hadid Hot, and I don’t find her scamming of the industry, to remind the world that real models don’t matter, but hyped op instagram models do…because she’s FASHION…I say that SARCASTICALLY…the world is so lazy, they just buy into anything with hype even if it is manufactured hype…believe what they are told motherfuckers…cuz they are too busy looking in the mirror to see what is actually going on…complicit fucks…

That said: Are those her balls?

No wonder she fucks black dudes with known monster cock…they call it BBC in the porn community….Cuz her pussy is saggy…unless the pussy is saggy from fucking BBC…you know banged the fuck out or whatever….but I like to think the saggy pussy happened first.

Overhyped Trash…

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2019

Dec

Noah Cyrus Slutty Panties of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is a nice example of a girl who has pretty much everything, thanks to her dad’s success, but feels like she’s got nothing, thanks to her sister’s fame…always the second rate, bootleg sister….

You know always overly praised because even her family knew she was shit, never to be the Disney Sensation that Miley was, never to be any sensation, the bottom of the barrel, , one people feel sorry for, or people only talk to cuz of her last name and access that she has NOTHING to do with…

And she does this while being as fucking disgusting as she can be cuz that’s where the market is, that’s what the kids are doing, this is what current looks like, when living in a bubble and experiencing culture through social media…as she cries for help but no one bothers caring to notice cuz she’s the forgotten one…like the sister who’s dad doesn’t molest her…broken by the fact she’s not the molested one…even if it’s better to be the one not molested..

Anyway, she can be as vile as she wants and still treated right…she was born right…and I guess this is her over the top version of MILEY…acting like some kind of typical instagram cam girl / ONLY FANS GIRL / Trash can for you to jack off to..

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2019

Dec

Serena Williams Bikini of the Day

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I don’t believe her whole pregnancy with the dude from REDDIT….

I am convinced that this is some DOT COM BILLIONAIRE tech strategy to troll the world into thinking she had a kid, you know feeding the deep fake pregnancy pics to the world, because he doesn’t want people knowing he fucks big black men who live their lives as women, and he doesn’t want Serena’s legacy as a star player pulled from her, when they find out she’s a dude….so keeps the lie alive…and with the mastering of the internet…it’s easy.

Here she is in a bikini…

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2019

Dec

Sarah Hyland Ugly Basic White Girl Bikini Pic of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is out here bragging in her bikini top…not about her mini tits… (be sure to buy your minuture cinderblocks cuz they are cool )

She’s out here bragging that she’s landed a dude and that she’s getting married and that the whole thing is so exciting…a dream come true…where she gets to be that Disney Princess romance…despite the dude marrying her being gay and only in it cuz she’s a famous girl on TV…rolling the dice on inheriting her money cuz she’s already had 2 Kidney Transplants…what’s giving her a few years to make her feel normal before she expires….cuz that money will go a long way in the GAY SCENE…

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2019

Dec

Jojo’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Jojo posted up this BOLD underwear or bathing suit, I’m not quite sure what this outfit is, maybe a leotard? or a SPANX to keep her sucked in, but I’m seeing a full ass shot in the mirror and that’s all that really matters….

Jojo loves to post these BOLD underwear or bathing suit…sexualized pics of herself, despite her fan base being 90 percent gay dudes, at least the people who go to her concerts….while I guess there’s a large percentage of her audience that are perverts who remember her from her past…as past where she probably was sexualized by everyone involved, it was a different era, not too long ago, but these people weren’t held accountable for their creepy behavior towards young women…which I guess taught her lessons in marketing and in what men want because she consistently brings it…if this is bringing it..I think it’s bringing it…even if I think a career in porn would have been really bringing it the way she was manipulated into being very capable of doing…but instead she does whatever it is she does…which involves this.

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2019

Dec

Katie Stevens in a Bikini of the Day

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I just assumed that Katie Stevens was Rachel Steven’s sister and I had flashbacks of the early 2000s when S-Club 7 came out and helped make Simon Fuller, the producer behind every reality show on TV, like America’s Got Talent, Dancing with the Stars and American Idol, richer than he already was, or that he was going to become….

Because Rachel Stevens was hot….this one is not…it was going to be an UGLY SISTER CHECK…..but now it’s not…

This one is of Portuguese decent, so instead of following her Portuguese lineage to become a fisherman, she’s become a singer and songwriter and musician and actress that you’ve never heard of….but she’s in a bikini…so that’s that….

The weirdest tribute to S-Club 7 – Rachel Stevens – The Hot One – Ever…

Check out the fat hanging over her bikini..

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2019

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Trans Vagina of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Nicole Scherzinger is a tranny for the last 20 years Nicole Scherzinger has been doing her slutty stripper dances that went viral and mainstream with the Pussycat Dolls….cuz she’s old..

I’ve always felt it makes more sense for a trans to be in stripper work because of the no period thing, and the whole men are better hustlers for the most part, at least if you were to look at all the biggest business successes over the last forever, it’s 90 percent male controlled.

I always feel it’s a nice twist of fate when the stripper turns out to be trans, because lets face it, lots of female strippers are hard faced from the hard life anyway, plus under that black light you cant even tell…

It’s like she’s “over the top” sexualizing herself, out to prove something, in a way only someone trying to convince you that she doesn’t have a dick…it’s a hustle and I guess it works if your TUCK GAME is strong enough.

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2019

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez in a Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican actress and singer. She gained popularity for her debut role as Lola Valente in the Mexican musical telenovela Lola, érase una vez…

Despite being part Mexican, I don’t know shit about Mexico, I was pulled from the orphanage at a young age after my mom died of Gay Cancer…despite not being gay, she fucked dirty motherfuckers who paid her…we all gotta make a living…

I assume that since we know of Eiza Gonzalez, she’s not like most Mexicans trying to crawl through tunnels to traffic drugs in your country, but rather some rich kid who can afford to buy her way into America…

Here she is back in Mexico, this time as a tourist in TULUM…because she’s so committed to the LA life, that she goes to their vacation spots, even in her native country to be a bikini clad cunt for the paparazzi…and she’s hot.

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