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2019

06

Dec

On the 2nd Day of stepXMAS – Top 10 Celeb Opiate-Users for Apex Kratom of the Day

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To CELEBRATE OPIATES DURING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON….These are some celebrity babes who have been known or admitted to some form of opiate use, and who would have been better off with our partner APEX KRATOM’ KRATOM – to help get them off those opiates…because KRATOM is one way you can try to relax, or get off opiates….

Now here are those opiate loving, some cured of opiate loving, celebrities who woulda been better off using Apex KRATOM …..

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Angelina Jolie

Jamie Lee Curtis was on Opiates after Cosmetic Surgery (CUTTING OFF HER DICK)…..

Nicole Richie

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Courtney Love

Jamie King

Demi Lovato

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Kate Moss

NOW THE DEAD ONES….who would have REALLY been better off with APEX KRATOM …

Amy Winehouse

Carrie Fisher

Peaches Geldof (remember when she dropped her baby RIP shout out to Peaches)

Bobbi Kristina Brown

..And her mom Whitney Houston..

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2019

06

Dec

Joey King Does the Splits of the Day

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Joey King had a break out year as far as I am concerned…she’s the KING…literally…as if that’s her real name….I am going to google it to make sure it’s not some name she uses to give us the illusion that she’s bigger and more important than she is….like she’s ELVIS’ daughter or something….

Anyway, Joey King had a break out year in acting – which means nothing since I am not bar of the FILM AND TELEVISION ACADEMY….I am not from the HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS….I am not a NEW YORK FILM CRITIC….and I never graduated from FILM STUDIES…but if I did, I’d probably still be working at the grocery store as a bag boy….in fact I barely even watch movies when I watch movies…which allows me to watch the same movie 47 times and feel like it is the first time…I wish we could apply that to my sex life…because if I felt like it was the first time, maybe I wouldn’t be impotent….

I still don’t find her all that hot, but when a girl can act, or gets a roll that impresses me, I hate her less. It’s 99 percent of the reason I think Rebecca Hall is hot….

So here she’s doing the splits in some lingerie…hosiery….fishnets…naughty like Gypsy Rose Blanchard but with all her hair and teeth…

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2019

06

Dec

Rita Ora Titty Shot of the Day

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I talk a lot of shit on Rita Ora, but I feel like in doing that, I’ve also helped her in my way, so all these girls googling themselves who think I am some kind of fat shamer, when really I am just a FAME shamer, because the quest for fame is lame to me, and once acquiring fame, you’re just putting yourself on as a target for hate, but I will say that I typically only post girls who I like seeing naked, so as much as I hate the celebs I post, I am all about there tits and RITA ORA…has great tits….

I know that in her process of getting famous, she made herself very fucking available, she was at every single party anyone she knew with some level of relevance would let her attend, and she’s got a level of notoriety from just sort of being around…without ever having to sing, despite being a singer…

But as the music industry collapsed into just viral songs from youtubers, where we have to deal with popstars as shit as Halsey, Rita Ora’s as deserving to be there, while far less annoying, with far better tits…so I am on TEAM ORA….cuz the rest of the shit out there, which happens to be 90 percent ALBANIAN like her, don’t have shit on these tits…

I guess Rita Ora is feeling insecure, craving some titty love, cuz with tits like this, that’s what matters, you’re just a host body…do your duty…

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2019

06

Dec

Jane Soul Butthole on the Beach of the Day

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Jane Soul is someone on instagram who is barely an instagrammer….

I mean she instagrams consistently…and it is all half anked ass shaking videos like some kind of sex worker she probably is…but she’s barely got a following considering she’s half naked with her ass twerking and basically her asshole exposed….because too many girls use the same tactics and now there’ll all fighting for eyeballs…that are distracted by ALL the other sluts out there…

As trashy and thirsty or desperate as her content is, at least she knows she is a whore and commits to it with consistent content….and the paparazzi seem to have spotted her at ART BASEL IN MIAMI doing whatever this is…putting her on the map with a viral hit…which I guess is what everyone out there on the internet is craving for that 5 minutes of fame. Otherwise why else do they spend all their free time producing this shit….

I mean I prefer spending my free time staring at the wall and reflecting on all the past mistakes of made…not producing content and I run a fucking blog that NEEDS content…

Like I have a valid excuse, not some convoluted dream cuz I saw someone on IG with 1,000,000 followers doing big shit and I figure I can get some of that too….

But maybe we can all learn a little something from Jane Soul….our SOUL SISTER…feeding our SOUL…with inspiring things like “be persistant with your ass and opportunity will follow”

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2019

06

Dec

Ashley Benson Nude of the Day

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I have nothing to say about lebsian with Cara Delevingne in this strategic nude shot now that she’s lost her weight via lesbian sex, and having a lesbian partner who pretends to be a model, and thus needs to be skinny, through fitness, diet, drugs, and gut flora enhanced by pussy bacteria…you know if you eat the shit of a skinny person, their shit bacteria will reprogram your digestion and could be a weight loss tactic, which should be your pickup line at any bar or party this Holiday season…spot a skinny girl, name off all your obesity related ailments, explain the research on shit bacteria, then ask for health, wellness and weighloss from them….via eating their shit…however you can….it will go over well..>TRUST ME <...I mean just look at Ashley Benson, the fat bitch already posing nude, it's only been a year since she started going down on Cara Delevingne...the results are remarkable...right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2019

06

Dec

Jessica Alba Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Look an old Jessica Alba and her mom body doing fitness…for her fans to jerk off to while she can pretend to be an influencer influencing the middle aged women who remember who she is and who buy her “Honest” products despite them being dishonest on how to do some work outs…when really it’s just her giving her loyal dude fans who you know are out there – some activewear ass to jack off to….and clearly she knows they’ll jack off to anything from any angle cuz it’s like she’s not even trying to hide her GUNT.

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2019

06

Dec

Josephine Skriver Bra and Panties of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the hot VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL who was created in some EPSTEIN or VICTORIA’S SECRET laboratory…literally in test tubes 25 years ago when the technology was new….designer babies…and because the program was funded by VS, it was only natural that she commit to the brand, promote the brand, they basically own her and are the reason she’s here, so it’s not like she has a choice, I mean you see what they did to Epstein…right…

That said…VICTORIA’s SECRET isn’t hot, that shit is dying fast, I’ve been callign them out for being boring and dated and not progressive, which doesn’t mean “BOOK FAT TRANS WITH RETARDATIONS TO SEEM INCLUSIVE”…it just means to be interesting…and they weren’t…so as they struggle like the bloated dinosaur they are…they still bring the same boring catalog pics…that I’ve always hate but that you like…it’s a hot model half naked…how could it be bad?….but clearly it can be boring….MAYBE THE ANSWER is more SPREAD asshole….

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2019

06

Dec

Dove Cameron White Top of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some 23 year old singer and actress from some Disney shit, so you know she knows how to fuck.

She’s got enough hype around her, at least with the pervert dudes looking for young sluts to jerk off to…because she’s a young slut to jerk off to…even at 23 and not quite young enough for your pervert needs…23 is almost old to the perverts….and everyone knows, but no one knows as well as she does, that at 23….it’s about to be downhill from here…

Her story is an interesting…born to James Cameron on the set of AVATAR….or was it Cameron Diaz? Who fucking knows….or maybe her actual story is that Chloe Celeste Hosterman at 14 years old, had a family that saw dollar signs in their hot daughter, they couldn’t believe they created such a mint piece of ass, and moved to LA to sell her to those execs…window of opportunity shit..so they renamed Dove Olivia Cameron…because I guess Hosterman sounds like a dentist or accountant….and now she’s in VOGUE promoting nonsense cuz that’s what happens when you hit “RELEVANCE”…

She looks young and hot, but it’s not criminal…and that’s what counts.

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2019

06

Dec

Throwback Cindy Crawford Nude of the Day

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I have seen her in person…she was promoting some furniture shit and I happened to be walking by her hotel randomly at the same time as her…it was basically destiny or fate…and that is the story about how I am Kaia Gerber’s actual father….you know cuz there was no way she didn’t get pregnant when our eyes locked…

She’s old as shit now, but these are some old as shit pics of her, you know to look at her tits on those days that her slutty daughter isn’t out there being slutty….

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2019

06

Dec

Daphne Groeneveld Bikini of the Day

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I rememeber when Daphne Groeneveld first started getting attention when she was barely 18….she had already been in the model industry for 4-5 years at the time…meaning at 15 when she was just a tween in her native land of the Netherlands…some fucking creeps were like “she’s tall enough, strip her down, put her in some overpriced garbage no one needs, and make all of us a lot of money”….

It was not legal for you to take pictures of under 18 year olds posed they way she was often posted, but it was ok for fashion to do it….no one got arrested…if anything…people just got rich….

She is in a bikini at 25 years old, I figure I’ll post it for old times, even though I don’t think she’s done all that much in the last 7 years….because bikini pics are enough to old fucks like me….

Check out all them coconuts.

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