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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Nov

Em Rat Cow Has Big Tits of the Day

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In who gives a fuck news, Em Rat Cow is still using her tits to get attention, because she likely considers herself one of the first titty models of instagram, who was able to polarize showing off her awesome tits, to get as famous as she’s got, by playing it smart, going to fashion events, limiting the nudes to selfies and photoshoots with reputable people, so that the tits become high end, brands pay big money to support, but now that she’s launched her own collection of clothing, that I am sure sells since everything on instagram sells, doesn’t need that brand support, has her own freedom to do what she wants with her tits, as they keep on cashing in for her….

As irritating as she is, her attempts at activism and her justification of her titty modeling as some feminist movement, all while having a mangled weird looking troll face….you can’t hate a great set of tits making money off those tits, cuz she’s smart enough to establish a business off her tits, that doesn’t involve giving lap dances.

I am not a fan of Em Rat Cow and I think she’s trash, overrated trash…HOWEVER…her tits are good and that as she has proven is enough to have fans and sell product no one needs…so good on her to be banking on this VERY fucking simplistic strategy when so many hotter chicks can’t pull it off.

Ultimately, who cares what I think.

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2019

Nov

Natalia Andreeva Full Pussy of the Day

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I don’t know much about Natalia Andreeva, I googled her and it seems like it’s a common enough name. There was some slutty Natalia Andreeva who was affiliated with some MAXIM RUSSIA photoshoots…which would naturally be the gateway to this kind of photoshoot….and there’s this Natalia Andreeva also RUSSIAN who I don’t think is the same girl, but I have facial recognition so who knows….what matters is that full pussy is exposed…which is what I look for in any and all photoshoots, even family Christmas portraits from SEARS….even though SEARS is bankrupt…at least in Canada…and family portraits need to go elsewhere…like to IG photographers…trying to live their best photographic life…if it works out…they’ll get to travel for free….YAY influencing..

POINT BEING…there are a bunch of hot Russian, or Eastern European girls working at the local grocery store, I guess not all work in the sex trade, or maybe some need legit work to justify their BMWs or whatever it is that Russian Sugar babies buy, they love fancy and luxury items, hence the sex work…maybe it is their recruiting grounds…of when a rich fuck pulls out his black AMEX she knows to work him….so that it’s less obvious than doing it on a SUGAR baby site.

My theory is that they are new enough to the country and are willing to do menial work that the millennials don’t want to do because it is better than the work they would be doing at home….where as the local, born in North America millennials, are entitled and think they are too good to do shit like rock the cash at the grocery store…or really do any work….but instead live in their parent’s house and play video games on TWITCH all day, at least when they aren’t jacking off to porn, or curating a fake life on IG…posting the BEST MEMES….

I am all for this useless generation being replaced by hot Russian women because its not like hot millennials ever worked the grocery store, it was always the pasty, fat, greasy, half retarded ones….you know the kind of person you watch touch your carrots and make a mental note to wash your carrots when you get home…cuz motherfucker bagging the carrots was for sure jerking off on his lunch break cuz that is what half retarded people do on the job…urges man…can’t help the urges…

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2019

Nov

Dakota Fanning’s Nerd Treatment Shirt of the Day

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I’ve been running this site for far too long – but that means I’ve seen almost everything when it comes to celebrity nudity – including but not limited to the weirdo communities that jerk off of pics of celebs and upload them to places like reddit and/or PUBLICLY TRADED ON THE STOCK MARKET DESPITE BEING A PORNO SITE – TWITTER….

So groups of weirdos into this shit come together – literally – to continue the weirdest movement or niche market or community or subculture – ever.

Then there’s the more basic strategies of fans of celebrities, who I can’t hate for being fans of celebrities, despite hating celebrities, because I get it. The industry makes content that you connect to on some spiritual level, some escapism cuz your life sucks, and all that nonsense…so naturally, if you’re not a bitter, angry at your core motherfucker like me, you’d connect to the stories and the girls playing those characters…You are a fan…and I can appreciate that even if I am not a fan….and in being a fan you adjust brightness and contrast to see the nips that are potentially visible after you do some nerd algorithm shit like those scientists who learned how to remove water from photos and videos to better analyze underwater imagery…only for nipples…with no scientific purpose except maybe conducting weird experiments on your weird ass’ masturbation habits…

I admit I’ve done contrast/brightness/color correcting on nudes I’ve been sent over the years – just to see if I can see more of the pussy in the shadows…so I can relate on some level…but it doesn’t mean it’s not weird..especially when the nerd photo is of Dakota Fanning, re-uploaded to the community, to show the world what could be her nipple or your rendition of her nipple…but only because it is Dakota Fanning and I find her zero hot…and 100 percent weird…HOWEVER…this nipple edit of her is AWESOME….and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

Nov

Girl Walking Around in Diaper and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Russian Man VS Russian Cops

Giant Lattern Fail

Russian Road Safety

Mother Puts Kid on her Lap and Takes Car to 130

Phone Blows Up

Tanker Flips and Bursts into Flames

RC Race Knock Out

Dude Fights an Old Guy – Who Happens TO Have been a Golfer – Over Some Trump Shit

Crazy on the Subway

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day is the hope that the new neighbors don’t get blinds so that I can watch them fuck – they always get blinds cuz they probably see me trying to watch them fuck – but there is that window of hope

The highlight of my weekend was hearing how shit the reboot of Charlie Angels that no one asked for, starring girls no one wants to see, a Lesbian from Twilight…not even women, not even lesbian women want to see that bullshit pandering to women’s rights or feminism because I think Elizabeth Banks has gamed Hollywood too hard and deserves some re-adjustment…

Some morning links…for the morning….assuming this us morning and you’re not still awake from a shitty overnight shift, or from one too many diet pills you took to play your video games / with yourself…like a college kid you pulled an all nighter….

Guy Blows Firecracker in House – Wife Not Happy
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Lingerie Outfit at Some Event…
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Trump Flag Triggers Woman to have Road Rage…
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Screams of a Kidnap Victim
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Nic Cage in LoveCraft Sci-Fi Movie – TRAILER
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Strange Noise Caught on Video – in the WOODS…
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Fed Ex Doing Awesome with a 1500 Camera Lens Delivery
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Fake Deer Scaring Fuck Out of Deer
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Slut Takes on 3 Foot Long Hot Dog
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Old News By Now But I’m Glad This Charlie’s Angel Shit Flopped…
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Alternate Title MORMON HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY
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Nut-Fucking-Cases Crossing a Crevice on a Shitty Ladder – Insane
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NFL Fight You’ve Probably Seen
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Jordyn Jones Lookin’ Hot. Holding a Mic Like a Dick
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Rita Ora Weird Face Mask Outfit to Hide her Herpes…
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day is trying to convince my wife to have sex with a toilet brush I found outside the housing projects …I saw it in a video once and I want to live it out…

You see the level of perversion that goes on thanks to the internet is insane, I am an old timer in terms of perversion, very outdated….but fucking my wife with a toilet brush..that’s still something I’m perverted enough to do….

I see that college girls are uploading all their sex on porn tubes….not the world I grew up in…but they are trying to do the influencer thing and it’s too hard to do it the conventional way, too much competition, but filming instagram style fuck videos, that shit gets views they can cross over to the mainstream…young people so clever…while middle aged women who missed out are coming face to face with things they want to try out….some of that they see their daughters doing …

Just wild…..

It is world pre maturity day – so I hope all you losers baked a cake for your infantile preemie dick that never developed properly….

Here are some stepLINKS….of the Day…Motherfuckers…

Shooting Down a Drone
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Top 5 Danielle Bregoli Fights – Click Bait
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Colin Kaepernick Protestor LOL
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Movie Contact Lenses Freak Me Out
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Sam Hoopes Big Pregger Tits
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Taylor Hill Braless
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Nic Cage Playing Nic Cage in a Movie
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Pet Racoon and Puppy Meet
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Blair from FACTS OF LIFE – OLD FAT JESUS LOVING AND ENGAGED
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Girl ALmost Dies on Some Dumb Ride…or some Shit…
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Kanye on Kanye
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Girl Breast Feeding her Puppies on Reddit
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Blake Lively Deleted her IG and No One Cares
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14 Girls Describe being Turned On
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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Coming…
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Russia Coal Mines…
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Guy Messes with a Cobra Snake…Cobra Goes At Him…
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C-Span on Epstein
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Big Tits on Rat Cow…..
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The Cock that Zooey Deschanel Fucks
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Crazy Australian End of the World Hail Storm
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Food Truck Explodes
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Natalie Portman – Showing Skin from the Knee Down…
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Lil Wayne Plays Ghost Recon with his Friends…
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Biggest Fails in TV – CLICKBAIT
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Woman Calls Trump a Con ARtist.
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Jojo Big Cleavage….
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Ariana Grande Spread Legs…
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Kate Beckinsale Bread Dick…
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Georgia Fowler Skinny in a Bikini –
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Sluts at some Event….
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Madison Beer Dress…
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Kaia Gerber Skinny Legs in Leggings,…
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Rihanna Tits…
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Gillian Anderson at some Event in a Dress for the Nerds
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Nicole Scherzinger Tits….
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Debby Ryan Cleavage…
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Ashley Tisdale Legs…
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Roseyln Legs…
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Denise Richards Slutty Red Dress…
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Nina Dobrev old Face…
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Gwen Stefani Legs for the Tree LIghting
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Donna D’Errico – Still Hot – With Her Slutty Nikki Sixx Daughter
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Kendall Jenner in Leather Pants…
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Shanina Shaik Has No Ass
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Florence PUGH – Unfortunate Name..
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Victoria Justice Lives…
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Kate Beckinsale in a Suit…
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Kate Mara Legs…
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Selena Gomez in a Silly Outfit…
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Delilah Hamlin Hard Nips….
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THICC FIL-A is HUGE TITTY REDDIT Amateur
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Tits in Singlets
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Quitting is Not an Option
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Do You Think She’s a School Girl
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Oliy in the Shower
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Big Titty Bounce…
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Sloppy Titty Doja Cat
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Big Boob Line-Up…
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10 reasons to say WTF was That
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Naked in Natural Baths
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I didn’t Know the Queen Had Hot Tits
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Pussy Spreader
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Shakes Her Thong Off….
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Self Fisting
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Naked in Hotel Rooms
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Best Camping Trip Ever
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Dark Basement Masturbation
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Naked by the Sea…
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2019

Nov

Elsa Hosk Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is probably the best or at least one of the best 30 year old Victoria’s Secret models who is misrepresenting the women that she is selling panties to…cuz none of them look like this…but that’s just the fucking way it is motherfuckers…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, real life is ugly….real life sex is ugly…real life women are ugly…the small percentage that are hot, know they are hot, and are not out there fucking guys like you…so when it comes to marketing, TV shows, Movies, ANYTHING…I want to see hotness….

I don’t want the internet, commercials, marketing, story telling to be TOO real…I want it to be Hollywood real…so when you see poor people in Hollywood movies from the 90s, they are basically upper middle class, when you see homeless people in movies, they are basically good looking with dirt make-up on their face, when you see fat chicks, they are average sized chicks, when you see old chicks, they are like 40, it’s just the way to keep a storyline going, to give us hope and to make us feel miserable that our lives are just so much worse than HOLLYWOOD rendition of life….cuz we know reality versus TV…and we know that not all girls look like VS models, unfortunately, but we’re glad those who do are out there being celebrated and paid, so we can jerk off to their tits at an event…because this DIY amateur shit dressed like the VS models doesn’t do the same thing for my PENIS…I have enough real life in real life…give me more unrealistic expectations because I know the difference between my real life and fantasy….and I don’t feel pressured to try to fit into that fantasy life because that’s for the chosen few…let them fucking shine….while the rest of us fucking suck…if you know what I mean…

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2019

Nov

McKayla Maroney Tight Leggings of the Day

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McKayla Maroney bringing the slutty like a victim of abuse who was paid off by the US Gymnastics team to stand alone and not speak out on the abuse….instead of saying no to the money and standing with her girls who were also molested by the team doctor and who will likely get better payouts thanks to it being a huge fucking story that showed nothing by negligence on the part of the PARENTS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THEIR KIDS….but WHO WERE INSTEAD MORE INTERESTED IN THE HOPE OF OLYMPIC STARDOM….but also on the part of the US TEAM who is supposed to not let their teen athletes get fingered by the team doctor for decades across countless star athletes…

Point being, she’s been silent for a solid year, which was the opposite of what happened after the OLYMPICS when she became a total fucking MEME…who turned to sexualizing herself for attention until the scandal hit and she went radio silent…

I guess she feels enough time has passed, the smoke has drifted, and its a good time to bring that fit gymnast ass to the fucking internet….and that’s ok…even though she’s a terrible person who chose self interest instead of the interest of other victims…what a bitch…

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2019

Nov

Samaire Armstrong Wetsuit Erotica of the Day

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Samaire Armstrong was one of the hotter girls on the OC…and that’s about all she’s done…which I guess was enough as she’s out here surfing or doing whatever it is that she’s doing with her tits out in a bikini…with some wetsuit porn cuz you know these bitches piss in the wet suit to warm it up…it’s standard wetsuit practice that may make the most amateur PEE fetishist pre-mature ejaculate…especially when forced to wear a wet suit during some sort of activity like white water rafting or on vacation after renting paddle boards or whatever it is that people do in wet suits…even the name wet suit…just a suit made out of wetness…better than any TUXEDO RENTAL you’ve had…

I don’t know what the fuck Samaire has been up to all these years since the OC, she’s probably a mom, married to a rich guy living that “once a celebrity but now I’m chilling” the way anyone who was a celebrity SHOULD approach celebrity…get paid / get out / chill til you die…unless I am wrong and she’s still out there trying, and this is her out there trying, in which case…just look at her tits and forget anything I’ve said since it doesn’t fucking matter.

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2019

Nov

Samantha Hoopes Mom Bod Titty Reveal of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes was a rumored hooker, like a straight up hooker for rich guys who was able to get published in Sports Illustrated swim to increase her day rate for both social media influencer style campaigns these models get…and for the dudes she was dating…you know more mainstream press, more credibility as a model, more money…

She’s looked 45 since she started the bikini modeling, so she still looks 45, only now she’s fat cuz she just gave birth to her first kid, which we can assume was for financial purposes….her dude likely rich….

While pregnant, a bunch of nudes and sex tapes of her and a dude who wasn’t the current boyfriend surfaced, but their legal team squashed that as fast as they could, since the internet never forgets you can probably google it…and one of those videos involves her dog licking cum off her, because I guess the cum wasn’t rich enough to be inside her, and because she’s a sick fuck….who involes her dog into her sex….

Thanks to being pregnant the bikini model who is no longer a bikini model, but a mom to a rich kid, that will pay her 20k a month when the dude fucks off on her for other bikini models, has massive fucking tits, and since we are in a world of fat chicks and old chicks being celebrated like they were hot chicks…here she is for you….showcasing that pregnancy does destroy bodies…but it makes the tits big though..

She’s selfie-ing her tits in these pics, cuz that’s what narcissists looking for attention do…

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