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Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day

X-Tina Aguilera’s Porn Tits of the Day

Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

Nov

Sarah Hyland Tits in Paris of the Day

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Sarah Hyland fucking terrifies me…and I don’t know if it is because I know that she’s got an Autoimmune disease and my erection detects shitty genetics on some primal level…it’s telling me “don’t reproduce with that shit”….because it is literal shit….you know because my primal instinct doesn’t factor in the things that get Sara Hyland presented as being “hot” or “desirable”..like being famous, on a TV show, and RICH…

You know a person is far more appealing when they are taken out of their context…it allows you to really focus on how annoying everything they say is when they talk to their phone and how NOT fucking hot they are even when showing their tits….rather than getting blinded by the shine of the glitz and glam of celebrity.

Sarah Hyland and her multiple KIDNEY transplants cuz she’s so shit even her vital organs want out….is overrated, not hot, but you don’t care…you’re a fan boy weirdo and that’s ok…just keep it to your damn self.

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2019

Nov

Elsa Hosk Naked and Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is such a bitch…a woman hating bitch…working for the evil empire that all the millennials or GEN Z’s, I can’t tell them apart, are protesting for giving girls unrealistic body expectations, and are protesting because they think there is more than being built like a Victoria’s Secret model to being a hot, sexy woman…

Elsa Hosk is the fucking TARGET of all their hate, because they see her body as a threat to their existence and want to kill her off, even though all she’s doing is making money off being a woman, which the same people would argue is empowering.

THE WORLD IS SO CONFUSING…but one thing that isn’t confusing…is that I like celebrating the hot chicks who make the other chicks feel insecure and useless…that’s called LIFE assholes…there’s always someone richer, hotter, better, bigger dick or tighter pussied than you…and those people often win, at least more than you do…so fucking deal…or jerk off to them…like I do.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW|Uncategorized

2019

Nov

This is What Girls Do on Instagram of the Day

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I will not give this girl a name or link to her instagram because I am protesting the sluts of social media out there trying to make it with their slutty content…and it is really nothing against the sluts of social media or their slutty ways or their slutty content…because I am all for that…

I just hate the social media machine that basically controls the internet and steals all of the traffic by giving these narcissistic fucks a platform to grow out their audience that they can eventually monetize or at least that can connect them to rich dudes….is spinning their platform to being more than just a weird fetish site filled with smut…so as their stocks go up in this current financial boom … all well the underbelly, that isn’t even the underbelly of the site is full of illegal, porn, contraband shit….and as the platform they aren’t accountable…

I have reported all these pics and according to Facebook / instagram they aren’t against the terms and services – so I guess that means Instagram is an official porno site…without actual porn – but for some reason I get deleted anytime I post a pic of a clothed woman – to the point where I don’t upload my page because they just flag all my shit…while girls like this are putting GUESS flags up their shit and taking selfies of it for you to jack off to..great in concept but a reminder of the LIE the big media companies shove down our throats…Zuckerberg is the devil…or an alien…or just a sociopath LIAR…

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2019

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Racist in White Face of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the TITS from EUPHORIA, who has been packaged by her agents as the next big thing, which makes sense because her tits are huge…and thanks to EUPHORIA…the HBO perverted HIGH SCHOOL show for PEDOS that they assume is a representation of why HIGH SCHOOL really is…thanks to the insight of the writer and producer of the show…who is just another HOLLYWOOD entitled rich kid….his name is Sam Levinson, his dad is Barry Levinson who you may know from: Diner (1982); The Natural (1984); Good Morning, Vietnam (1987); Bugsy (1991); Wag the Dog (1997 and he won the Academy Award for Best Director for Rain Man….

The barrier of entry for young SAM and his PERVERTED show that FEATURES Sydney Sweeney must have been a hard one. If he’s like any Hollywood brats I know, he probably has a group of writers on payroll ghostwriting for him so he can take all the credit like the CUNT these people all are…

Anyway….the tits from EUPHORIA are filming in MONTREAL….I live in montreal…and when I saw this WHITE FACE IN A ROBE for the ROBE LIFE….I saw she posted the view from her HOTEL room, so I know what HOTEL she is in without even trying….SMART use of SOCIAL media…Sydney Sweeney….

She’s also in WHITE face, which for some reason never offense people as much as BLACK face…if anything, they don’t even notice it…but I guess since Sydney Sweeney is white, it’s the equivalent of a black guy going as a black person, since we live in a world where you can only DRESS up in costume as people within your own RACE….sounds reasonable / oppressive as fuck….you meddling assholes trying to control our FREEDOMS…

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2019

Nov

Sexy Batman in Chile and Other Videos of the Day

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Fucked Up Accident

Runner VS Garbage Cans

EPOCH TImeS gets LIT

Dog Humping a Tree

Dropping the Truck in the Ocean

Punched at the Super Market

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Nothing funnier than seeing a young girl who makes the plunge and decides that her Patreon or Only Fans account is the answer to making 25k-100k a month, get hip hop rich off that internet pervert money, all in exchange for posting up some porno shit she’s taking anyway and giving out to dudes for free. It’s easier than getting an actual job or developing an actual marketable skill….only to realize that her marketing efforts need some work…because the free porn she posted 90 days ago on those PORN SITES that they use to build their social media / subscription / membership biz only has 2000 views…like the hot 18 or 19 year old producing blowjob porn to drive people to buy her shit…only got 2000 views after 60 days…despite being hot…it’s a hilarious fail…she’s literally pussy out / sucking dick and gets no views….so good…

I used to get angry about other people’s success. I used to see people I know, people I know of, people getting hype and I’d think “Fuck that guy”. I always just assumed it was jealousy because I wasn’t hitting the same levels despite having this massive and life changing culturally relevant website that I updated daily…but I realized it couldn’t be that, because I didn’t care about success…but as I got older it wasn’t that I was jealous, which is the default assumption of my resentment, it was in fact that I just prefer watching people fail. It is way FUNNIER….

Here’s to failure, not success…life is funnier when you’re not a millionaire, hundred-millionaire or dot com billionaire…when you DON’T have everything an anything you want…it gives you a little more edge and sense of humor…plus any billionaire I’ve seen do a podcast or a youtube show is a fucking cunt…

So here are some links FOR CUNTS trying to make it and failing….not OF CUNTS trying to make it and failing.

Emilia Clark Says – She was Pressured to Get Naked by the TOXIC Masculine Game of Thrones Pervert Nerds…
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Fartgate is the Dumbest Shit…
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Taylor Swift News is So Fucking Boring…
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Creepy Movie Contacts….
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Miley Cyrus is Single Again
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Madison Beer’s Dress is a Win
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Cuba Gooding Jr’s Big Titty Girl in a Titty Shirt Gets mad…
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Soprano Singer Breaking the law
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Two Overbids on The Price is Right
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Industrial Shredder of Doom
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Bassist Playing ALong with Super Mario
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10 Crazy Weapons
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Moose Comes Out of Nowhere
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10 Things to get a Dude for Christmas
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wish I got as excited as girls at starbucks being reunited after no seeing each other for less than 24 hours…I always say I wouldn’t get that excited if my mother who I’ve been told died when I was a kid of AIDS, showed up outside my house but that could be because she was the worst….maybe I’d be more excited if she showed up in a Porsche with a check for a million dollars with my name on it…but still not as excited as college girls seeing each other at Starbucks after 12 hours apart…

I wish I got as excited as people seem to get when they see the mainstream media acknowledge that MEN can get their periods and MEN can give birth to babies…because there is no right or wrong way to be a man..and you can be a man with a vagina….what the fuck is going on here…the internet viral trolling stories becoming news…that isn’t news..but rather just large scale misinformation…

I wish I got as excited as people are about the MR ROGERS movie, because I guess growing up watching the creepiest man alive only to let that same creepy man talk to your kids through a TV..like he’s not an incel psychopath one puppet show away from a mass tragedy…..

Then I remember how excited I get when my dog takes a pee outside….it is a celebration every time….so I guess I’m still here, still living, not dead on the inside, maybe dying on the inside of impending disease but still alive…and still inspired, but only when my dog pees outside…

Woman Causes Accident, tries to leave Scnee, Causes ANother Accident
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10 Gifts for DUDES
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Vegan Baby Killers
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Two of the Most Overbid in Price is Right History
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Unfortunately Taylor Swift Can Perform Her Old Hits – Unfortunately…
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Streamer Mad at Men for Asking her For Coochie -annoying attempt at viral video
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Red Bull Pit Team is Fastest
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White House Press Secretary VS Mainstream Media
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Chilean Soprano Defying Chile Martial Law….with Song…
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Chilean Protestors Use Lasers
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Halsey May Be Pregnant with Evan Peter’s Baby…
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South American Military Obstacle Courses
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Girl Breaks Up with Boyfriend to Meet DaBaby..
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Failed Lock Installation
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Yay for Trans PPL
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Braless Zendaya
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Elsa Hosk See Through
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Gun Violence Speech Interrupted By by News of a Shooting…Sounds Like a Set Up
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6 x 6 Truck Can’t Get Up Hill
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Dog Delayed Reaction but Finally Recognizes Army Owner….Brought a Tear to My Dry Eye…
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School board Lets Trans Kids into Female Changing Rooms….I wish I was in High School Again…To Pretend I was Trans To Get into Female Changing Rooms…
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New Netflix Documentary on a Serial Killer Trailer
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Ja Rule is Off the Hook for Fyre Festival Lawsuit
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James Vanderbeek Bragging About his Wife’s Miscarriage
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Top 3 Jeopardy Winners Come Face to Face
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Terrible TV News
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10 Ton Military Vehicle.
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Madison Beer Legendary Slutty Dress
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Raw Uncut Vietnam Footage if You’re Interested
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The POPE Supports GAYS
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Jordyn Jones – CROP TOP
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Kate Beckinsale at an Event
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage in Overalls
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Liz Hurley in a Gown Looking like a Gameshow SLut
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Karlie Kloss in a Purple Dress
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Molly Sims in a Purple Dress with her Tits Out
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Keri Russell at an Event
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Katie Holmes in a Tank Top for Mcdonalds.
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Tyra Banks Has her Tits Out in a BRa Top
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Sluts at the Revolve Awards
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From stepSMUT!!

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Some Random Tumblr Porn for Old Times – Since I havent’ Done One of These in a Long TIme
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White People Being Crazy and Weird…
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Naked Curvy Chicks
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Some Chick named Draya Michele in See Through Panties
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Big Tits Hanging Out of a Car
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Rita’s Little Tits
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Bolt On TIts Outdoors
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ALways Wash Your Hands
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29 People Having Shitty Days
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Rosie Skye Reddit Amateur
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Apparently this is a Hot Weather Girl getting Fucked
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Wedding Dress Nudity
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Nice Haircut on this Old Pussy
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CUMMED ON GIRLS
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Side of Road Fuck
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Surprising the HOTEL MAID
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QUitting Not an Option
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2019

Nov

Sofia Richie Tight Dress of the Day

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Sofia Richie, despite being associated with the shitty money grubbing / money making Kardashians, which in and of itself is disgusting for a person to want to do, especially if they are already rich, entitled, and on a Trust Fund from their dad Lionel who’s got enough hit songs to buy private jets….like she doesn’t really need to be friends or involved with the Kardashians and can do so much more with her position, but then I remember these people all grew up the same LA rich kid life, so they are all one in the same, the Kardashians are just more disgusting about it because they have all that hype around them 10 years after they first hit the scene…their staying power is fucking nuts…

Unfortunately, I get it, I get why she’d affiliate with the Kardashians, great marketing to allow her to do whatever ever it is she wants with her own money. It put her on the map, it’s allowed the RICHIE name to be cleansed or re-branded after that adopted inheritance thief found in the dumpster destroyed it, which I am sure Lionel is proud of…in a “My cum actually made this one, she’s not from the dumpster like the other one”….and ultimately…she’s pretty fucking hot…

This is her in a tight dress making all you Lionel Richie fetishists proud…

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2019

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Old Tits in GQ of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is bringing the commentary on the demographic of people who read magazines…because I don’t know anyone under 40 years old with any interest in seeing J.Lo and her 50 year old ass sexualizing herself thanks to plastic surgery, fitness routines for the rich, other witchcraft, nutritionists…because MENOPAUSE doesn’t smell as bad as it tastes but it sure fucking stinks…

Why is she grabbing at her tits like she’s starring in some low budget porno? Or maybe a fucking 90s infomercial for a phone sex company….we could have a really great time, if you called me, just call me, pick up the phone…you know cuz she was 35 back when that was on TV every night….

I don’t know about you, but J.Lo has DONE her time, she has MADE her money and despite having fans that want to watched her aged ass slowly curdle, and money is out there to be made, she doesn’t need to be hyped up…I think we treat her like an old bitch trying to be young cuz she’s got the money to do so…but acting like she’s hot, or amazing, or a symbol of hope for other aging bitches is just lame…

We get it, you’ve been fucking for 35 years….lots of cock…and Yes we’d all fuck her, she’s J.Lo…but do magazines for MEN need to be celebrating this nonsense..

Out with the old slut, in with the new sluts…and there are new sluts that deserve some shine….fuck J.Lo…like everyone else that has fucked J.lo in her quest to win….

Print is Dead…here’s the proof.

Men specific content is dead….here is the proof

J.Lo is old and desperate and gross….her is the proof

Posted in:Uncategorized

2019

Nov

Naked Farmers of the Day

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There is some UK photographer who’s created a calendar of naked farmers, which you can buy here if you’d like.

I like to support original concepts like Naked Farmers…as long as they are women farmers…who are naked…I mean I support naked anything…

This is not an ad, more of a tip of my dick (which is also 98 percent of my dick) to nudity…and to the creative force behind convincing farmer chicks to get naked….

Luckily, we are in this era of people seeing value is growing their own food since the big box commercialized food industry is fucking corrupt, cancer causing, and destroying the planet…people going back to the land and getting their hands dirty to produce small batches of nutrient dense food…instead of going to the grocery store for it.

Whoever convinced us to buy things like Tomatos are fucking mental, you can grow that shit in your house for free and it will product more than enough tomatos. It was likely the same guy who got people to trade their gold in for paper back when they introduced money…it takes some real idiots to accept things that are now “Norm” but were never part of humanity…not that any of that matters…what matters is NAKED farmers.

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