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2019

26

Jul

Kimberley Garner Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

Kimberley Garner Almost Pussy Flash

No one cares about Kimberley Garner.

I used to have a meter/tracking thing on each post that would show me how many people clicked one of the stories….and Kim Garner consistently did the worst.

Two people or less care about her in the most minimally engaged way – that they passively click on a post about her hot body in a bikini…TWO people….and she’s a girl in the paparazzi, working towards a career and existing, who has already been on TV, and has homes in LA and the UK…like you’d think she’d have a few more fans….she’s hot..but I guess that is just not enough!

Here she is trying to clickbait on the internet!


Kimberley Garner Bikini Cameltoe

Kimberley Garner Bikini Cameltoe

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2019

26

Jul

Lisa Rinna Bikini Dance Like She’s Not 100 Years Old of the Day

If you’re wondering why Lisa Rinna’s daughters were all up on instagram being half naked attention seeking whores who are pretending to be influncers or personalities on some bootleg Kardashian/Jenner kick that all the low hanging fruit celeb children have been doing since realizing it’s easy money….and all they have to do is pose their bikinis half naked since ….this is your answer.

Their mom is the same fucking person only she didn’t have instagram – she’s too old for that whole internet thing, despite having not been sent the memo…..She had to suck dick the old fashioned way to get as famous as she got – which isn’t that famous but it was famous enough to get her the attention she craved and the life she craved….and the slut daughters she could pass her lessons to…important lessons of “get half naked, ppl like that”….onto….legacy.

So at 60, or maybe 600, she’s out here doing the same tactics the kids do, she wants in on it, it’s all she knows, dancing with her bikini on…and I guess she knows other things like taking it up the ass when needed, how to not gag when a dick is down your throat, how to make dudes cum fast so you don’t have to put unnecessary effort in..

This is awkward rich person attention seeking shit, but at least her menopause isn’t fat…and at least she’s managed to make the best out of being some plastic bitch who did Playboy a bunch of years ago…cuz that’s the kind of empowered woman/sex worker that she is.

Posted in:Lisa Rinna|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Lesbian Crotch Hunting with Stella Maxwell of the Day

Stella Maxwell, the scam hipster model turned Victoria’s Secret model, through some tactics we call manipulating the fuck out of everyone. The ladder climbing and dick riding, that looked more like meat on meat grinding, cuz she plays a lesbian for attention..

You know hanging in the right circles, trapping the A-Listers like Kristen Stewart to lock into lesbian relationships…knowing they are broken and easy to manipulate all to increase her profile and pay….cuz these famous people are fucking ruthless….which means their love is as pure as it can be when both parties are narcissistic weirdos…so it works out for them…and I guess for us cuz despite being a lesbian, she doesn’t look like a lesbian, or at least like the lesbians I remember before it was trendy….and I don’t mind staring at her crotch line…..

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2019

26

Jul

Oh God Katy Perry is Ugly in a Bathing Suit of the Day

She’s at the point in her career where she’s made it, has nothing to prove, has all the fuck you money she could want, has gone beyond here wildest dreams…and doesn’t need anyone’s approval…the scam has been done, has come to fruition, she won…and there is no way my opinion of the way she looks in this era of fat being ok will affect her negatively….BUT….fuck…she’s disgusting to look at in a bikini…whether she cares that we think that or not…it’s just truth and after all these years of polluting us with her bullshit…this is the worst kind of thanks we can get…

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Posted in:Katy Perry

2019

26

Jul

Brooke Shields This Aint the Blue Lagoon No More Granny Bikini of the Day

No one told Brooke Shields that this aint the Blue Lagoon no more…you know Blue Lagoon the movie where 14 year old Brook was naked the entire time as it was part of the story…in what would never happen today cuz it’d be a sex crime for all involved…cuz no 14 year old should be naked or half naked on screen – that’s the devil’s work and illegal…and apparently, based on these pics, neither should the 65 year old version of them…

Posted in:Brooke Shields|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Liz Banks Tongue Play of the Day

Liz Banks. Not Hot….

Liz Banks. Very rich from that shitty Pitch Perfect series that went viral…

Liz Banks. A reminder that if you’re not hot, you can pretend to be hot, and some awkward rich decision makers will confuse you for being hot, and will listen to your pitch for a dumb fucking movie series that ended up making stupid fucking money.

She just had to use her mouth tricks…like this….it separates the amateurs from the professionals…

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Rosmary Altuve is Alright of the Day

Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Rosmary Altuve

2019

26

Jul

Sofia Wilkowski is Alright of the Day

Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Sofia Wilkowski

2019

26

Jul

Madison Leyes is Alright of the Day

Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Madison Leyes

2019

26

Jul

Rebecca Bagnol is Alright of the Day

Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Rebecca Bagnol