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2019

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I get a lot of hate on the being a drunken stepfather thing. It has been going on for as I have had the site but even when I was just introduced as a stepfather, I’d get weird looks and comments.

I used to wonder what kind of shit these people went through at the “hand” of their stepfathers to instantly think bad fucking things. Like you or someone you know had some real shit go down to have such a hate for the MERE thought or mention of the word stepfather.

Then I realized, it is because of MAINSTREAM media and the fake news almost always portraying the stepfather as
sexual offender, the abuser, the creep who wants to check his daughters breasts to see how they compare to the moms….or something similar…the last three movies I watched had storylines things and I don’t SEEK this shit out…it’s not a fetish of mine, even if it is a fetish to a lot of people on pornsites. It is always the trending videos….

Stepfather shaming is. The media covers stepfathers as these bad people. Stop shaming stepfathers. Let’s start a group. Activism man…the fat women united, #MeToo happened let’s get a stepfathers aren’t rapists / stop stepfather shaming party….and be sure to bring all your stepdaughters….make sure they are wearing pussy hugging bike shorts and some braless wife beaters….

Her are some stepLINKS…..

Slutty Streamer Musician doing Nerd Music – I don’t think she has pants on…
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Miss BumBum 2019
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Dudes on a Modified Couch Get Drive Thru
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What to Expect in the 2019 Joker Movie
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Welcome to the Facetune Olympics – Girls are Such Dumb Fucks…
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Bella Hadid Nip
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Reporter Farts on TV
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Billy Eilish on Howard Stern Finds Out She Can’t Write Songs
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First Trailer for Birds of Prey
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Kate Upton Still Fat
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Corn Nuts has a Brilliant Marketing Slogan…For the Porn Generation
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Amazing House Listing for Halloween
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Dumb Girl Vs Glass Door – You know How this Endss…
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Michael Bay’s New trailer
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Backflip Level 1000
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Girls Reveal their Worst Nice Guy Experiences Proving Gils are Dumb
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Boners on the Bachelorette
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I find it funny that Americans are Moved by this
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I am Feel
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SUV Driver Takes On Road Rage
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The Earth is Dying – But Burgers
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The Weidest McDonald’s Ad
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French Spiderman Climbs a Building
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Heather Graham’s House She Fucked in is For Sale..
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Defensive Brown Snake Scares the Fuck out of Me
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Making a Living Ain’t Easy
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Weirdest Jeopardy Category
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Just Tryign to Go Back to the Future
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Slutty Hailey Bieber’s Christian Wedding
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Turning Smashed TV into Artificial Daylight – What?
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Ruthless kid bringing Down Dad
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Stacey Dash Getting Arrested
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Boner Spray Claims You’ll Get Harder than you Did as a Teen, They are Giving Out Free Samples. FREE. Try it.
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Best Dab Rig Ever
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YOU CAN SMOKE CBD WEED!
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Paris Berelc in a Jacket / No Shirt
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Cassie Scerbo – Round Tits
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Ariel Winter Looks Like a Porn Chick
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Kaia Gerber Nipple Out
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Crystal Reed Tube Top
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Angelina Jolie at a Premiere
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Dua Lipa KNeees
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Lily Collins at Some Bullshit
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Lottie Moss Thick Legs – Good Cleavage
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Zazie Beets Cleavage
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Sailor Brinkley Not Hot – With Cameltoe
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Culpo Legs
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Michelle Pfeiffer in a Sluty Dress Looking Hot
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From stepSMUT!!

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BlondEvl is the Amateur slut of the Day
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Girls Skinny Dipping
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Tumblr THUMBLR Porno GIFs I gathered in my Perverted Day – Smut SMUT!
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Gross Prank
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Booty Shake Caught..
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Juniper Big Tits
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Titties in a Plane
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Just a Young Girl Giving her First Public Blowjob
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A Bunch of Ass
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DYkes Morning Sex while Mourning Sex
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Not a Chew Toy
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Girl Finds Her Limit
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This is a Weird Thing to Do
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They Call THis the THird Eye
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Hospital Fuck…
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2019

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel with the deep pussy stretch was the alternate title…but our friend Cannon Show gets mad when we write Deep Pussy stretch because it makes advertisers cry…like the pussies they are….maybe Candice’s cunt being stretched is like a mirror to their overly sensitive, easily offended pussies….I just don’t know.

I do know that Candice Swanepoel is doing a DEEP pussy stretch, trying to stay as fit as possible, maybe trying to retrain her muscles to hold her uterus inside her after all those kids…you know a way to not become incontinent while being as sexy as possible with her fitness erotica…because fitness is a way to post slutty content while still being a respectable woman who cares about her body and health….how can you be mad at someone being healthy…with her vagina out…who knows…who cares…

Candice Swanepoel, the Hot VS model who has only done VS, now 30 and less hot…bringing nothing great but nothing terrible and that’s ok.

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2019

Oct

Sarah Silverman Titty Art of the Day

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Sarah Silverman is the worst. Even when she was at the top of her career she was the worst.

I never understood when I saw people say shit like that she was hot. She has never been hot.

I have known people personally who have said she was hot…I had to write them off as queer, I’m talking to you KIMMEL….

I am thinking that maybe people find humor sexy, even when it is dumb fart joke humor, I mean she’s made a lot of money off her bullshit…but then she pulls her tits out, cuz she’s got tits, not necessarily good tits, but big tits, which has nothing to do with her humor…..

Her humor was the one thing some dudes with bad sense of humor though made her hot, and here she is taking it as if they literally found her hot…pulling out the tits cuz she’s got tits, not necessarily good tits, but big tits, and I guess in America Big tits are all you need….

Along with being annoying, abrasive, irritating sounding, dumpy and old…she is also a flip flopper who stands behind hr friend, until being criticized for it, only to see her fortunes dwindle, so bitch back pedals, cuz these are all spineless pieces of shit who pulled off a scam to be here, not ready to lose out by standing by what they actual feel in their core, instead pandering to the people….this time with tits, and in her defense, it’s really all she’s got going for her.

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2019

Oct

Chelsea Handler Flashing her Tits of the Day

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People used to find Chelsea Handler and her bitchy condescending comedy brilliant. It was an angle that I guess got her a TV show and made her a ton of money, before mean people were getting cancelled. Her anger stemmed from being a failed actress who did at least one “BLUE” movie, or softcare cheesy movie she got naked in, and never amounted to much more than that, but thanks to being in the LA rich dude scene, she was able to be that big personality a producer was like “let’s get on TV”….

If you weren’t into her humor then, it is because you didn’t really see the depths of her talents and ability, but I like to think this helps her really secure herself as a comedy icon…

I mean na titty flash next to a elderly cross walk..cuz she’s old….or maybe it’s a fuck old people and their cross walks…and aging…look at my tits…either way…hilarious….brilliant even….right? RIGHT? RIGHT?

I know…she is garbage, but her joke got something right and that is that she isn’t funny, but she’s got bolt on tits to divert from that, it is the whole point of bolt on tits, and that is why she likes to pull them out ALL the time…

Like why didn’t the titty flashing happen when she was on nightly TV, why does it always happen in times of desperation for eyeballs and relevance…tits man…thee back-up plan.

More Chelsea Handler nudity..

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2019

Oct

Noah Cyrus Thong of the Day

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Noah Cyrus in her thong, taken by Tana Mongeau…..Tana Mongeau is the slutty youtuber who has managed to win over weird LA people who don’t leave their house and probably spend too much time on the computer being degenerates between acting jobs…like Noah Cyrus, or Bella Thorne before her. You know these broken rich puppets who don’t have a concept of reality, finding humor in this Tana bitch, or substance, or something they want to mooch off of, allow Tana to mooch right back off them….usually by sucking their cunts.

So in keeping current with the times, Noah Cyrus fucks this Tana Mangeau, it’s what the perv kids are into, she also wears a thong, it’s what the perv kids do, and this is basically the visual representation of the generation raised on internet porn and VINE coming together in weird content they produce of themselves, instead of saving it for the movies they get cast in.

There’s a whole lot of attention seeking going on in these parts…

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2019

Oct

Top 10 Towel Series Sluts Part 2 of the Day

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Here is part 2 to that Towel series because why not….

If you missed part one, google it….or I could link it…but fuck that…I do enough work around here…

I wrote:

Mario Testino is some creepy fashion photographer who managed to get out of PERU and into the prestigious, pretentious, obnoxious, elitist fashion world….where “creatives” collectively got paid ridiculous amounts of money to do cocaine and pretend to be artists….even though art doesn’t really exist and it is all just commercial nonsense that requires self absorbed egos to try to polarize from their 5 million dollar “ARTIST” loft…fuck off..

Well, along with being accused of sexual misconduct, the real art form of photographers, from at least 18 people publicly….many are dudes cuz I guess he’s a queer…not so surprising that a dude with money and ego at the top of his industry is going to use that to get pussy or man pussy – but they say that it is wrong – even though it seems to be pretty human based on the number of creeps out there…

He has a series, that I guess is what he thinks is high concept, of models in towels after showers on shoots….you know that real and raw moment or whatever.

I didn’t re-read what I wrote, that’s not my thing, but here are more of his pics to celebrate fashion perversion.

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2019

Oct

Juliana Silveira Deleted Instagram Nudity of the Day

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Juliana Silveira is a Brazilian actress from the Telenovelas….I am posting her because she’s got her ass out and I figure the Brazilian audience is massive, and if this goes Viral in Brazil, maybe I’ll become like Hasselhoff in Germany, you know a legend….

It’s always better to be famous is obscure countries, at least obscure in terms of where you live, because being unknown where you live is awesome…but sometimes it’s nice to get that VIP treatment, with drivers, 6 star hotels, and money….but only if you can escape that shit.

I wonder if posting a butt shot she already posted for her fans is the answer, the get rich quick scheme, or maybe the fans have already seen it and won’t care to see it again….but the hope is that people have got rich off far less effort! So maybe this is it.

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2019

Oct

Meghan Trainor Not Hot Thong of the Day

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Dude…

Meghan Trainor neeeds to get a fucking trainer, especially if this is her whole marketing campaign, unless the no trainer is thee key to making this a successful marketing campaign, celebrate being fat for fat girls everywhere cuz trust me, they are everywhere.

She is someone I try to never do posts on….in fact I have never done posts on her…but she was a huge viral sensation, literally and figuratively, a bunch of years back….and she’s made a shit ton of money while inspiring other fat girls to finish their sandwich, or pizza, or burger, or cake, and follow their dreams, because if it works out, they will have all the sandwiches, pizzas, burgers and cake their fat asses desire with all that fat girl money…

Like ALL girls who want to get on stage, Meghan Trainor, has followed the lead of all the fat empowered girls that have popped up and said it is OK to be a fat girl who gets naked, it doesn’t necessarily look good, but you’re allowed to do it. They make thongs in your size now, so instinctively, as a girl, you must show that thong off..

So her original fat girl song that was nothing sexual, has found sex, because everything is sex, no matter what the size…and that winning at life, can really fully come to fruition with arrogance, confidence to get on stagee to show the world one of the biggest thongs to ever be on stage, an that that’s ok…even though its not.

My theory on it is the same as it has always been. If you are a girl of any size, get naked, we’ll look, maybe even fuck you when drunk, or even fuck you in private as long as no one knows…you can as a pervert find something to stare at during the process to get off to….

If you choose to do it on stage, just do it on stage, without it being some cultural event or brave, you’re a narcissist, fat folk can be narcissists and think they look awesome, so don’t make it out to be anyting more than it is, which is alot, at least if you were to weigh it.

I guess what I am saying is that it is funny that EVERY girl is compelled to show their ass. I blame or should I thank social media and the black folk the like fat asses and makes these otherwise gross girls feel their hottest.

Weird….

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2019

Oct

Simona Krainova Nude Photoshoot of the DAy

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Who is Simona Krainova and what the hell is she doing posing for this nude photoshoot at 46 years old?

I guess it is called being an old Eastern European, who understands the not so subtle art of seducing your audience, diverting them from the real issues, like the fact that she’s 46, with the nudes….

I can’t read her wikipedia because it is in Czech, but I do like knowing that since she is 46 years old, she remembers communism, which makes her a special breed of human, one who has memories of waiting in line for toilet paper, only to not get toilet paper, which likely inspires a real solid work ethic…one that makes doing thing that American girls are too entitled and coddled to do, seem easy…like sex work. That is not to say Americans don’t to sex work, it’s just to say that hot Russians who lived through communism are really trained for the sex work, they have schools for that, Masters Degrees in it…

46 is seemingly far too old for this kind of behavior, but I guess when it is your life work and you’re not fat about it, you can’t stretch that out a decade longer, but if it wasn’t an Eastern European from communism, it wouldn’t be as good. So here it is.

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2019

Oct

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard is evidence that Canadian girls can do vapid instagram content just as well as American girls.

Especially when they are rich kids, who’s twin sister is a pro tennis player, Eugenie Bouchard who is a legit enough tennis player, who works the tennis circuit like an athlete, but who is inspired by her twin to do more of the IG life, since that is where the real money is…so together…and apart…even though twins are weird and always together…even when apart…especially when they fuck….you know cuz twincest isn’t incest cuz when twins fuck it’s just like masturbation….they were in the fucking womb together….

So when Eugenie is in Florida Training, Beatrice, the hotter one with the fake tits, is in her bikini in Ibiza and doing other socialite on instagram shit, all while having no marketable talent, but tits, half nakedness and followers that advertisers want to reach, which I guess makes it a marketable talent….good hustle.

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