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2019

24

Sep

Pia Mia Perez Skinny Bikini of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…which was convenient for moving to the mainland to make it in America…..rather than working it for white tourists like some child hooker in the sex tourism scene like the other South Asians, not that GUAM is in South Asia, I don’t know where the fuck it is…but you get what I am saying…SAME SAME BUT DIFFERENT..

She is jailbait who was…famous enough child star that had and probably still has a huge social media following, so she can focus on her own career all thanks to strategic parents who wanted her famous…

She’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..BUT WHO doesn’t need an IMDB…SOCIAL MEDIA BABY….but she has probably don more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…not including the girls I know girls who used to go to GUAM….

They were there to strip for the military and make a shit ton of money doing it…we are talking retiring at 30 with a million in the bank while keeping your freedom fighters motivated by supporting your troops with their tits…

I guess that mainland pussy may have influenced the second career of Pia Mia….which is clearly one of a fake titty, slutty for attention, maybe solid enough to be in rap video, stripper looking chick with her bolt on tits out…

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2019

24

Sep

Sommer Ray Erotica of the Day

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Sommer Ray is in some lame ass photoshoot….literally…

What I do to fill up my day, posting silly meaningless shit about idiots in popculture daily for 15 years, is hardly something I’ll ever be celebrated for. It is not something that will open doors for me. It will not get me book deals or movie deals, even though it is seemingly way more WORK and hours of effort on a DAILY basis that what a lot of these people go viral and make millions for….and I’m not bitter about that.

Sometimes, the anger, annoyance, humor is easy….it’s just obvious.

Other times, like looking at these pictures of Sommer Ray are hard to find an angle or depth or humor…

I don’t think that has as much to do with me not having things to say, I can fucking rant on anything…but everything to do with this fitness influencer who doesn’t do fitness, but who does show off her ass A LOT….generating those low quality fans just there for the ass and she gets paid for it, because there is a seemingly large audience…but beyond the ass, there is just NOTHING to her. Nothing interesting, inspiring, or compelling…she is literally just a trashy slut with an ass…and that’s all it takes for her to get paid so why bother pushing herself if we’re rewarding this…so we as a people should stop rewarding this…in order to force girls to push their slut content a bit further….otherwise what’s the fucking point….to show a photoshopped ass…awesome….fucking trash.

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Posted in:SFW|Sommer Ray

2019

24

Sep

Arina Lush Tan Line Titty Photoshoot of the Day

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You don’t need to know who Arina Lush is….because I don’t know who she is. I just think the tanline photoshoot she is the star of is pretty great…I mean not THAT great, but still something a little different, a little comedic or ironic, a little Canadian Prime Minister in Black/Brownface, like every single fucking girl on INSTAGRAM, including but not limited to Ariana Grande, but who don’t get called out as racists…because we’re too busy jerking off to them…coupled with not thinking that brown make-up is a racist thing. It is not “mocking” people to emulate people…it’s all in good fun…

I am not trying to overhype this shoot, it’s really not THAT great but my expectations are so low from all the laziness of social media photoshoots that something as basic as this stands out. I think that’s more a testament of the state of instagram content and less about these tits…that are still tits being shown off for attention..

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2019

24

Sep

Tori Spelling Bikini of the Day

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Tori Spelling has taught us a valuable lesson and that is that if you’re ugly as fuck, you’ll still be able to get cast on at least one TV show, but only if your dad is Aaron Spelling, the king of fucking TV, responsible for producing so many huge fucking TV shows, that he basically owned the fucking TV industry and throwing his ugly daughter in the mix, to allow her to live her dream of being a celebrity, was pretty fucking easy since there couldn’t be any pushback cuz he owned the whole fucking thing and the people around him wouldn’t risk pissing him off or getting fired by charming in…

So now, she’s out in a bikini, in her 50s, mom of a bunch of kids, looking fucking gross…but who cares, she’s Tori Spelling is bathing suit pics that no one asked for….now Fuck off.

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Posted in:SFW|Tori Spelling

2019

24

Sep

Ivanka Trump’s Nipples at the UN of the Day

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I don’t do politics. I am Canadian and don’t care. I do see the comedy of politics. I see the jokes from either Trump haters, or Trump supporters or Trump. I laugh at some of things, mainly the overly uptight social justice warriors. I laugh at how disconnected the coastal cities and “rich” people are from the rest of the country. I laughed when Trump was voted in, not just because it is Trump, I laughed at the fact a reality star got into office…but I don’t really follow any of it. I’m more into tits and pussy news that isn’t news to bother….which brings me to this very important Ivanka Trump appearance for your Government, with her big socialite mom tits, all hard nippled which isn’t just fun for her dad, but fun for all of us…..

If more political news was about hard nipples and not whining on either side….I’d probably be more into politics cuz hard nipples make everything better. Hard nipples mad high school french class better – the teacher always had hard nips. It made gym class better because of the girl in my class with big nipples in an era where bras weren’t built padded….and I guess it makes the UN political meetings better too…

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2019

24

Sep

Weird Pigeon Man and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Catches Train Pervert

Woman Breaks Taxi Windshield…

Birthday Celebration Fail

Praying mantis standing its ground…

Armed Clowns…Cruising

Car VS Barrier….

Weirdest Accident of the Day

Realtor Attacked and Groped

Parking of the Day

Work Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

24

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A bush so thick it’s shorts…and no, I am not referencing the DEMI MOORE OUI pics from the 80s that she is lying about saying she was 16 in – now that she’s released a new book that I am getting publicity emails about…clear people like to pander to idiot famous drug addicts who re-wrote her story. She’s saying she was raped by her mom’s friend who later told her he paid her mom $500 for that. She’s blaming Kutcher for her doing Whip-Its and overdosing with her daughter…another take no responsibility for her actions cunt who was out there sucking dick at a young age to make this life of fame she’s got. Manipulating her destiny with her cunt….not that I care about DEMI MOORE…or these pics…

UPDATE – i forgot to post the pics – dumbfuck dot com… only took me 12 hours to figure out. Glad none of ya’ll read what I write….then reach out to say “dude you forgot some shit”….assholes…

BUT I do find it interesting that I found them on PINTEREST after a google search. Is Pinterest an official porn site now? I mean is it even nudes with a BUSH as thick as shorts? I don’t know….

I also don’t know why my morning hangover has been tainted by Demi Moore like the dicks of all the men she’s fucked….I guess some people just know how to weasel their way into conversations…especially when people have nothing else going for them…like me…I just sit, it’s my hobby, my passion but it doesn’t come with many exciting stories and misadventures….but I want you to understand that in no way am I saying that DEMI MOORE is any level of interesting cuz I am not…it just happens to be the one thing I read and thought “That bitch is the worst”….with her ruining the start of my day…looks like I’m a rape victim here…

Here are some morning links…

Oprah May Have AIDS
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Ivana Trump’s Nipples
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Hacker Takes $2000 back from Scammers
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Jennifer Lawrences Wedding Registry
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Best Televised Beyonce Cover Band Ever
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Someone Confessed for Making a Murderer Murder – Not Steve
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Scare Prank Backfire….
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Snakes Scare the Fuck Out of Me
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Pics of a Slutty Pole Vaulter
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New Jack City is Being Remade
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Dog in the Water Fountain
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Cop Gets Hand Stuck in Trunk
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2019

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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So, a lot of minimum jobs seem to be filled by trans….whether it is the grocery store, pharmacy or Starbucks…and they aren’t like REAL trans people, but they think they are….I call them Trans for attention….the breed of trans people that go trans so people talk about them…or talk to them…to give them substance or purpose to annoy the people around them who find that annoying or to pander to the people the annoying about inclusivity and find embracing a trans for attention as their own an endearing thing that helps sell their storyline….the end goal for the trans for attention is to eventually go viral and get trans jobs just for being trans…

GET IT WHAT YOU CAN….cuz eventually, everyone will be trans so they need to maximize. You know hormones in the foods and population control….It’s nothing new, tthe same approach people take to any trend, only this trend has DICKS and TITS on the same host body….but whether it is clothing, shoes or the next social media app….try to get there early so you don’t look lik a latch-on loser…you don’t want to be first because that is too ground breaking, original and scary, but you want to be in the first 25 percent so that when the others come through you’re already there doing it…get that trans cred and make that trans money while you can…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Hot Twerking Hood Surf
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Busty Girl with Scary Fucking VOice Tests Accoustice
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They Say this is an Area 51 Death
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Girl Hurting People
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Trucker Causes Destruction in Queens
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Rita Ora…See Through
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Miley’s Fake Lesbian Sex Relationship is Over
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Emilia Clarke Cleavage
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Britney Spears – HARD nips
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Dude Drinks Trashcan Juice
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Rolex Store Gets Robbed
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Speeding Motorcyclist is Run Over by Another
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Ben Stiller Still Fucks His Ex Wife
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Grandma Confronts Fast Food Worker
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Dumb Fucking 99,999 Hour iphone Time Test…
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Greenville Sheriff Was Fired After This Video Was Released
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Britney Spears on Astrology
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Queer in a Hot Costume
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Dog Tries to Catch Water Fountain
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From the Forum

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Tori Spelling Bikini Top…
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Julianne Hough Legs…
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Miley Cyrus in Leather Dominatrix
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Maia Mitchell Ankles…
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Britney Spears at an Event
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Chloe Bennet Sexy Dress
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Chloe Bennet See Thru….
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Palvin Bra…
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Shailene Woodley Legs
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Rosie Huntington Bra Top
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Elisha Cuthbert Chest…
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Brinkley Cleavage..
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Kate Beckinsale Corset
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Legs
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Best Cleavage LOL
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AnnaSophia Robb County Girl Dress…
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Fletcher in her racing outfit…
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Sarah Hyland Cleavage….
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Pornos You Perverts of the Day
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A Bunch of Ass
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Busty Titty Bounce…
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Dildo Rider of the Day
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Meanwhile in Japan
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Aislin Naked Pussy
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Nia Nacci on In The Crack
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Booty Making Cake
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What’s Under Her Towel
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Dumb Porn Plot….
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Making Mom Proud…
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Caprice Naked
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rockslut_ is the Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Self Shot Cuties
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Big Boobies
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Bottomless Girls
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Public Blowie
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Nude Ass….
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400 Pound Life…
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Gianna Dior is Sexy in Red
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2019

23

Sep

Madison Beer Panty Flash of the Day

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Madison Beer young slut from youtube winning at life thanks to youtube….doing some attention seeking tactics got the pussy hugging shorts on….to show you more than tits…

Madison Beer went from youtube to working the paparazzi, making the crossover to mainstream as all these people crave cuz being a youtuber pays huge, but it doesn’t count until you get an MTV show….

She works it to get noticed and talked about, whether it was through showing off her big tits, or showing off her big tits, she’s pretty much only existing in the media because of her big tits…

Now she is trying to reshape society’s opinion of her with pussy definition, cuz pussy definition is the new cleavage and the Madison Beer…..and that is done with her panties, assuming she wears panties, which I do, since panties are a tool that can be used for a cocktease pussy without labia. Too bad…a

Madison Beer is working the paparazzi more than showing off her big tits, she’s pretty much only existing in the media because of her tits….

I guess she learned these tactics at the Youtube video conference / by her mom….who got her into this to try and Bieber her at a young age….

Look at her now!

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2019

23

Sep

Some Tits at a Fashion Event of the Day

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Sluts love fashion….so any fashion event they can go to….they go to with as much eagerness to make a statement as possible…so they get noticed….this is them doing their best trying to look their best….so if they look like shit imagine when they aren’t professionally put together with stronger GLAM team than your average bride on her wedding day, all lies.

Elsa Hosk.. being hot but sadly flashing her lack of ass…how is a Victoria’s Secret model rocking such a flat ass -it doesn’t make logical sense….