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2019

09

Sep

Kate Beckinsale With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Deep Pussy Stretch

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate old like Kate Beckinsale in a Deep Pussy Stretch…because she understands her purpose of being clickbait to a bunch of nerds who were into her VAMPIRE movies….and are still committed to her because of those Vampire Movies….even though it’s 20 fucking years later thanks to her still being hot..

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2019

09

Sep

Potentially Rhian Sugden Nude of the Day

Rhian Sugden is a Glamour Model, who I guess when the whole Glamour Model thing ended in the UK, was basically put out of work…

We have all seen her tits before because we remember PAGE 3 and all the LAD MAGS that showcased tit cuz they were European…

We remember the Glamour Model movement, where all these low hanging fruit with low hanging big tits actually mattered…and got paid to run ad deals or attend events and all the soccer players loved them and married them…increasing their profile to more than a sex worker with tit that magazines published in dumb shoots…they because trophy wives…

IT was the pre instagram influencer really, famous for nothing more than tits….

So clearly Rhian Sugden, who in her time was one of the more important ones, still has tits, an interest in showing off her tits, and instead of it being presented as “another weekly titty shoot”…it’s “leaked”….but I can’t confirm they are her, or that they are leaked, cuz her tits have been in so many shoots that calling it leaked is totally useless…it’s actually public domain at this point…

Here’s a summary of her Glamour Model Work…I only have archives from 2012 onwards so most of her nudes were likely before that – but you get the idea…

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2019

09

Sep

Selma Blair Bootyhole of the Day

Selma Blair Bootyhole

Selma Blair has found a solid angle to revitalize her career and that angle is a Chronic Illness – MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS – to exploit as hard as she’s exploiting her ass in these pics to get some attention…

I am a fan. Sure I think the whole empowering thing is dumb, but any excuse to get girls naked works for me. I do think it’s silly when I see empowered girls exploiting ailments like being fat, which is only an ailment in being a lazy pig of a human, plus I don’t like seeing fat girls…..I do find empowerment dumb when it’s girls who claim they have ears that are too big for a model but yet they are still out there modeling…since that’s hardly an ailment…if that’s your insecurity that you’re angling…I mean you need to experience actual probblems.. but when it’s a legit disease, I get it….it is shamelessness with a cause….still shameless but with a backstory…so if it’s Alopecia, or Amputation from Toxic Shock, or MS / CANCER/ AIDS….it’s got some clout cuz I don’t want those things, and if you’re out there owning it with those things…good fucking work…

Apparently, Selma is getting hate for flashing her bare ass. It is against the Instagram terms and services you know…but I’m here wondering where her cane is…or walker….maybe the CHEMO that made her bald, and a great head to jerk off on…cured her…it gave her back the gift of life….

People are hating her for the nude…it’s barely a nude and clearly they don’t know what other whores post up daily…this is SOFT core, old LADY cuz she’s like 50 core…so I don’t buy it, and think it’s just an attempt to get more eyeballs…and it works…cuz nudes get likes…we are all perverts…

I’m just bummed she’s not showing us her MS CLIT….and actual butthole…just cuz you have MS, doesn’t mean you can’t fucking BRING it…properly…this walking that fine nude line is lame, half assed with a full ass, but not quit a full ass, cuz you can’t have an ass without anus winking at you….if you go for it…actually go for it…and if you’re getting hate for it…make it higher impact where you actually deserve the hate for terrifying someone with said MS CLIT….I mean before it had MS…it had half of Hollywood….

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2019

09

Sep

Sierra Skye Booty Dance of the Day

Sierra Skye is some stripper’s daughter out of FLORIDA, who I guess is famous on social media for being a whore of her own with her ass, that I guess she positions as a fitness ass, because it is made in the gym and not with shitty plastic surgery injections all the young girls are getting, only she’s likely getting all those shitty plastic surgery injections all the kids are getting, just using her fitness videos to make it less obvious and to give brands trying to reach her millions of followers some angle more than “shameless daughter of sex worker finds instagram”….

Well, those brand sponsors will be happy to know she’s more than a half naked shameless instagrammer who makes fitness porn…she also twerks…multifaceted click bait talent…

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2019

09

Sep

Sara Sampaio Braless of the Day

Sara Sampaio Braless Slutty Black Dress

Sara Sampaio is braless at this event because she’s protesting her number one sponsor’s biggest revenue earner in an attempt to be as trendy as possible since the BRA is dead even if the BRA pays your damn bills and is the only reason you exist…

But the fact is that Sampaio is of Portuguese roots, her life as a fisherman’s daughter makes her the kind of person who knows how to get what she needs to survive from the sea….so that all those bras she’s been gifted by her sponsors are better used tied together as a fishing net to feed a village rather than to work as a barrier between her nipples and her fans…true story bro…

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2019

09

Sep

Emily Osment Hick Bikini Tits of the Day

emily osment bikini

Emily Osment looks like a fucking hick in her white trash bro pool party thanks to a tarp in the back of their trailer out on a field somewhere…and I guess that’s more fun than some bullshit posing in Beverly Hills for paparazzi she hired to take pics of her, hoping they don’t look staged….

CHECK OUT THE TITS ON HER…I mean I am sure that is what you are actually doing, and not reading about my goto joke I’ve said way too many times for this to be funny, interesting or anything that could compete with those roundies, which is that she’s actually Haley Joel, who started hormones before it was a trendy thing for all kids to do, even 6 year old kids, thanks to parents that want them to be part of that TRANS storyline, doing more damage than good….So anyway, back to the joke, and for the record I realize this is terrible joke delivery….where that cute boy actors hit puberty and aren’t hirable, cuz a cute kid doesn’t make a cute adult….so before puberty, start hormones, play a girl, commit to that strategy and grow out some hot tits…cuz tits get hits, and give you legacy in this world of perverts, where being the kid who sees dead people doesn’t.


emily osment bikini Hick

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2019

09

Sep

Myrtille Revemont Titties of the Day

Myrtille Revemont is a hot model who is surprisingly an actual model, because in this world of everyone with an iphone or really any camera and a social media account is a model, it’s rare…..

That is not to say that this Myrtille Revemont is any different than the attention seeking girls of her era who are out there self promoting with slutty content to get seen. I mean she is in these nudes…

It is just to say that I’ve been dooped by the google search into thinking she’s a legit model, and maybe that’s a sign of my eagerness to get rid of these DO-IT-YOURSELFERS, I’m more into buying into something that a team of peopl have established or determined, than what one person has decided for themselves…

Meaning, if I was to buy a car, it would be from a car company, not from some dude who made a car in his basement and decided it was a car. Same goes for a bike, shoes, pretty much anything. I find it delusinal, even crazy when I see people call themselves the things they have decided they are, and not just guys who decided they are girls, but health and wellness gurus, or models, or whatever. I am old school and I like infrastructure and enterprise to create these things. I like casting calls, and cultivating a strategy, and sticking to that strategy with your team…it just seems more planned and thought out…so respect and enjoy actual models…over girls posing like assholes for themselves..

But both are good, cuz all these in front of camera bitches get nude.

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2019

09

Sep

Kaia Gerber See Through Fetish Gear of the Day

Kaia Gerber Birthday See Through

KAIA GERBER celebrating her 18th birthday…it happened days ago and with that birthday comes all that Model from the 90s Glam her mom shoved down her throat when she was grooming her to be a model after she had to retire cuz she was old…like some old sexual predator grooming his victim…only in this case it was her own mom/daughter, and in this case the sexual assault was being a whore in the fashion world to give your mom that stage parent dopamine release to her ego….that you know is huge….and knowing that Kaia crawled out of her cunt and grew into an exhibitionist for attention, who they will use to make millions from brands, in an era where non models like the Jenners are making millions, makes her feel good…..

This is what LA moms strive for when they give birth…a clone of themselves who can relive their life in modern times and get paid…TITS OUT….like she was AMANDA LEPORE….DID YOU SEE THE AMANDA LEPORE shot…shit….

The truth is, at least Kaia Gerber is hot…and isn’t a Kylie Jenner / Hadid face injected face…she looks like her mom and it’s amazing…unlike Sailor Brinkley…who doesn’t look like her mom and is trying the same stunts.



Kaia Gerber Birthday See Through

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2019

09

Sep

Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff Bikini

Hilary Duff is prepping for the Lizzy Maguire redo, by posting up her 30 year old mom body that looks like a 45 year old lesbian who does crossfit body, in a bikini….to generate some hype for the show through nudity..

I never watched Lizzy Maguire and I don’t even know if that is how you even spell the show, but I know Hilary Duff pervert fans did, it is what made her famous, it is what made her millions and millions…it is what created her celebrity, it is what created her product line “Stuff by Hilary Duff”…and she’s seriously been bored, getting knocked up, fucking all kinds, waiting for someon to say “let’s bring back that one thing you did that made you”….and so it is happening, as Hollywood has no original thought, and more importantly….Millennials have no idea what this old shit is, like Ozzy Osbourne…with so much access to information…amazing how fucking DUMB they are…

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2019

09

Sep

JoJo Bra and Panties of the Day

JoJo Slutty Bra Panties

JoJO, one step closer to naked….which is not something that is that hard to accomplish for a woman, it’s actually really fucking easy and if you’re like me, you’ve been negotiating with women to show you their cunts for your entire pervert life….and your tactics, that are now deemed creepy, like getting girls drunk, or downplaying the level of “deal” it is, like “it’s no big deal”…to trying to make them think they have to do it to prove themselves in a “I bet you’re too chicken to show me you cunt”….any and all approaches work….

So Jojo is just not getting naked because she’s more into showing off her underwear, it’s not a building courage to eventually show the cunt, it’s just the brand of cocktease level she likes to stay at…..cuz girl is capable of spreading ass and insterting things in photo….she’s just not into posting that kind of shit yet.

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