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2019

06

Sep

Elena Garas Nude Nobody Model of the Day

Elena Garas bringing the high concept instagram pics cuz that’s what she thinks will get her talked about..

Get naked, pose in the same place, same way everyone else is posing, and maybe you’ll get followers, work, free shit a sugar daddy, who fucking knows…

I am not going to complain about DIY nudity for marketing purposes…because I think it’s awesome. If anything I am just mad I lived a life that this didn’t always exist in.

I think everything would be substantially different if girls I grew up around were out there trying to be models or personalities.

If the single most important thing was to get followers and doing it through nudity was generally socially accepted….

If going to clubs was with naked chicks doing it for the cause, instead of chicks who you’d have to get drunk to get naked.

It’s better now, even with all the PC annoying bullshit – thanks to NUDITY.

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2019

06

Sep

Instathot of the Day

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Here is some Instathot who is out here proving that the world is fucking crazy…

We live in a time where anyone can be a famous enough to get free shit thanks to social media motherfucker. It’s like the trendy thing to do. When I was younger, the cool thing to do was not self involved, self righteousness, self exploration on a public level…it was other shit I can’t remember now cuz I am a drunk and my brain doesn’t remember things.

We live in a time where men identify as women and we have to comply.

We live in a time where ugly women identify as hot women and we have to be exposed to their nudity or half nudity….that they pretend is “empowerment”….

So here’s this girl…targeting black men…through fat ass white girl pants.

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2019

06

Sep

Demi Lovato Fat Ass of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted this photo of her fat ass with the below caption:

This is my biggest fear. A photo of me in a bikini unedited. And guess what, it’s CELLULIT!!!! I’m just literally sooooo tired of being ashamed of my body, editing it (yes the other bikini pics were edited – and I hate that I did that but it’s the truth) so that others think I’m THEIR idea of what beautiful is, but it’s just not me. This is what I got. I want this new chapter in my life to be about being authentic to who I am rather than trying to meet someone else’s standards. So here’s me, unashamed, unafraid and proud to own a body that has fought through so much and will continue to amaze me when I hopefully give birth one day. It’s such a great feeling to be back in tv/film while not stressing myself with a strenuous workout schedule before 14 hour days, or depriving myself from a real birthday cake rather than opting for watermelon & whip cream with candles because I was terrified of REAL cake and was miserable on some crazy diet shit. Anyway, here’s me, RAW, REAL! And I love me. And you should love you too! Now back to the studio.. I’m working on an anthem.. also. Just so everyone’s clear.. I’m not stoked on my appearance BUT I am appreciative of it and sometimes that’s the best I can do. I hope to inspire someone to appreciate their body today too. #nationalcelulliteday #celluLIT

Too bad she didn’t stay scared….

Stop supporting and encouraging opiate addicts, stop believing their lies, Demi Lovato is full bullshit and everything she says is bullshit, that should have ended with her Heroin overdose, whether through dying or being blacklisted, but instead everyone is so forgiving. It’s weird how some people get forgiven and others get cancelled with no reason why one wins and the other loses besides ILLUMINATI mind control shit…

Demi Lovato is garbage and her ass is as offensive as her celebrity / career.

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2019

06

Sep

Julianne Hough Slutty of the Day

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Julianne Hough was raised MORMON. Has admitted to being slutty after seducing one of her caregivers at a young age. Sure she pretends it was some sort of molestation or assault, but that’s what they all say when they are dealing with the shame of being sexual deviants with no self control…easy to blame the dance coach.

She even went on to make her brother have sex with her, which I don’t know for a fact whether penetration actually happened, he seems pretty queer but the rumor is that their sex was part of how they stayed in sync for their dancing…and now she’s turned slutty on the internet for attention as it is all she knows…bad sexy mormon up to your bad sexy mormon tricks…

Naughty Seacrest fucking Dancing with the Stars Pro.

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2019

06

Sep

Tana Mongeau Nipples of the Day

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Tana Mongeau is some YOUTUBER who is making way too much fucking money.

She pulled some stunt where she married Jake Paul, who I know is a homosexual, but really who isn’t these days, especially kids of his generation playing on youtube, even though he makes even more money than TANA, we’re talking 100 million a year, thanks to all the idiots of the internet and his ability to run a marketing company to reach all those idiots. No hate here, he’s a hustler…

She’s also Belle Throne’s lesbian lover, so she’s had Bella Thorne’s acidic yeast infection dripping down her throat…HPV throat and now she’s flashing tit cuz that’s in and luckily I’m into looking.

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2019

06

Sep

A Moment in Class and Sophistication of the Day

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People like to assume that I am a half retard pile of trash because I live in a basement apartment, I spend my days staring at a wall, when I am not posting random celebrity content to the internet that you can find elsewhere because I run a very tight policy here in which NOTHING is original content, exclusive, or of value.

I like to think I built an internet empire on a virtual swamp, but this is hardly an empire….

I like to think I chose the broke drunk life instead of the dot com billionaire life….because money is a construct of man that I don’t buy into and being early on the internet before it went VIRAL and MAINSTREAM was probably a solid indicator of great potential…but that is giving me too much credit as this was all built on LAZINESS…

But none of that matters, my site, my life, my existence isn’t compartmentalized as just some pervert that no one seems to think is clever or funny or has anything of value to say. My existence is multi-faceted and as much as I like sluts, sex workers and tits…..I also like the finer things in life like meal salads and classical music…

So I may not write about art and culture, since I find all that bullshit…but I live it everyday…with videos like this.

You can have CLASS and SOPHISTICATION while being broke and basically a dumpster diver who lives off his wife’s disability check…don’t prejudge me based on how I live. I like the finer things in life…like videos like this.

Posted in:Videos

2019

06

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Booty Flash of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is doing some silly booty shake dance because she’s a slutty Disney Kid. Well trained.

Dancing should be be embarrassing but the whole world isn’t one big dancing asshole….I’ve been on TIKTOK…AND I WALK the mean streets of my neighborhood and I consistently see people dancing….I can’t explain it, but I see it.

I guess it is our innate tribal instinct, at least for Vanessa Hudgens, who is still primal, at least in her pussy maintenance cuz she hairy or was hairy back in those leaked nudes before anyone was leaking nudes.

An innovator and a leader….and a booty shaker for the internet cuz they all sluts. Even the rich and famous ones.

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2019

06

Sep

Jojo Gets Sleazy of the Day

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Chubby Jojo, the tween star from 20 years ago, who I assume is in her 30s now, loves her tits more than you do and is on a constant reminding of her tits mission. So to say she has no purpose in her riding her child star existence is to totally discredit the fact that any chance she gets to put her tits out there…she takes….even though her fanbase is all gay dudes who grew up on her as the perverts who considerd her Jailbait are still seeking the new jailbait and have forgotten they even jerked off to her….and this shameless attemp to win them back apparently works on me. Saving the internet one tit at a time of the day.

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2019

06

Sep

Madison Beer Slutty of the Day

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Madison Beer is out in a dress because she’s a classy floozie, you know the kind who gets all dolled up in her designer dresses, and designer lingerie that her sugar baby bought her off her Amazon Wishlist, which was the original Patreon…Amazon Wishlist…where sluts posted shit they wanted and loser dudes bought them gifts to make the masturbation more personal, while I am too cheap for that, and prefer just jerking off to the free content then busting wallets out to get used by these sluts…they don’t care about you people…classy.

Madison Beer, the YOUTUBE girl with tits old men jerked off to….now a legit celeb. Cuz that’s how this game works.

Is this her MOM?

Madison Beer High Slit Slutty Black Dress

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2019

06

Sep

Sammi Hanratty in a Bikini of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty proves there is nothing hotter than having the word RATTY in your name…at least when you strip down for social media – so that people realize you’re a contender, a legit celebrity, a legit actress worth hiring or casting and making a J.Law out of…

Young sluts being slutty because of feminism…because they are from the porn generation and don’t know what slutty is…they don’t have a benchmark as to what slutty is because with the state of porno…unless you’re taking 17 dicks in your ass at the same time…you aren’t slutty…getting half naked is like “whatever”…

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