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2019

18

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Showing off her Pregnancy at the Maternity Ward in a Bikini in Vegas of the Day

Like Farrah Abraham before her, sex worker Vanessa Hudgens has finally got knocked up from her slutty antics….

I mean SHE was taking nude pics of her cooter the second she got a cell phone in an ERA before every girl in the fucking world was doing that and posting it to social media for strangers to jerk off to.

A sex worker who had no idea she was a sex worker, starting trends with her pussy that is now MAINSTREAM….an empowered and don’t be scared to post your nudes, you’re not going to be a politician, and if everyone has nudes out there, then they can’t judge you for being one of the masses…if everyone does heroin, then how can heroin be illegal….or if EVERYONE stops paying taxes…they can’t BRING us all to jail….UPRISING….but the slut uprising…and this innovative first mover quick on the nudes cuz she’s horny, high testosterone, proven by all her body hair did it in a time when nudes did matter, when they could ruin your career, when you were reprimanded like comedians who jerk off in their hotel rooms are reprimanded today…

But Disney realized it was good for business and kept it moving….

Anyway, she’s in a bikini…and she’s showing off her pregnancy in that bikini, and the miracle life is only excited cuz it means bitch takes creampie internal cum shots like nature intended it…so her bush…not the only thing she keeps pure and natural…and that is hot for now, but won’t be hot when she gains 60 pounds and has her vagina shredded like some document you’re trying to make disappear.

More from her Vegas trip -pornification of DISNEY…what she’s been doing since she started at Disney…

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2019

18

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Pussy Print of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin wearing pants that hug her like her daddy never did….

I’m sure Alec, post Comedy Roast no one watched or cared to watch, is very proud of this sea creature he created, which is why he has blocked her number, lives across the country, and keeps knocking up his Yoga Instructor to make-up for the disappointmnent he made with Bassigner….

It’s like the 1800s, when families would have a dozen kids in hope that 2-3 survive into adulthood..only the rich celeb version where instead of dying they are exiled to Malibu, where they are in and out of rehab, paid off with a solid allowance that allows for shitty prison tattoos…

The funny thing about her, besides her sheer SIZE is that she could have been an actual influencer. She had the tits, she wasn’t fat, she did the beach thing when it was easy clickbait…but she self destructed and this is what we’re left with….which I guess is about 60 pounds too more than we need.

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2019

18

Sep

Julianne Hough Topless of the Day

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Julianne Hough used to fuck Ryan Seacrest…and I know girls who have fucked Ryan Seacrest and I know the stories so to assume this mormon was anything mormon….when really she was everything someone who grew up mormon that denounced mormonism because it limited her in her whoring out to become a TV Dancer….would become….a fucking dirtbag…you know a fit, high energy, eager girl with all the fucking moves. Ready to fuck her way to wherever she needs to go thanks to all the training in both dancing and fucking…thanks to her brother who you all think is queer…but is far from queer when it comes to fucking his sister, not cuz she looks like a dude, but because she looks like him and their connection is so deep, only they understand each other…

ANYWAY….

The point of the story is Julianne Hough is totally overrated….and that’s all I have to say about that.

HERE SHE IS IN A YELLOW DRESS TO COVER ALL THAT SQUIRT….CUZ SQUIRT IS PEE…PROVE ME WRONG….

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2019

18

Sep

Kaya Scodelario Bikini of the Day

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Kaya Scodelario and NO one cares because they have no idea who KAYA SCODELARIO is…you know one of those working actor types who is richer than you but that still retains her anonymity and can go everywhere she wants without being hassled by the perverts…

But I guess the nudes to social media is an attempt to change that cuz all these famous bitches or working actors hope to land that role of a lifetime to become the next Meryl Streep and if this is all it takes to get there…then fucking get your pants off bitches….

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2019

18

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp with her hard nipples.. not boat fucking Timothé that BOAT FUCKER…

The big conspiracy going on right now is that people are saying that she’s not actually Johnny Depp’s daughter but instead is actually JOHNNY DEPP in COSTUME…

You know some MOVIE magic to troll the world, and to give him a second career as a young actress who is the daughter of a star….his BEST ROLE yet….some Andy Kaufman fuck with everyone shit…

But at least his MORPH SUIT has cute tits with hard nips…

AT LEAST.

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2019

18

Sep

Nina Agdal Bodysuit Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t find Nina Agdal interesting or relevant. I don’t think she’s a compelling character who brings anything to the table/ world / anything.

I don’t find her hot. I don’t think she going to have much more of a career, or should have a career. She is just a fucking nothing.

So it is all down here from here for her, but that applies to ALL women on their 19th birthday….

This only existed because of Sports Illustrated when they were still a thing. She had a rocking fit body to divert with her forehead that could be caused by Downs Syndrome and was able to work the SI thing hard…

She is now washed up…but probably not as washed up as you’d like a pussy to be….some things just can’t be washed off…

Luckily for her, while doing the whole SI thing, she integrated herself amongst the rich dudes who are too busy to look too far into her, but instead get excited by the sheer fact she was in Sports Illustrated. Like living out a boyhood dream because rich dudes are lame as fuck, and take whatever they think is “of value”…or “cool” or that will make them stand out amongst other rich dudes without realizing this one isn’t hot, doesn’t offer much, and doesn’t deserve the payment or lifestyle…the child support cuz she’s looking to get knocked up…

She’s probably a pro manipulator, not that rich guys need much manipulating, they are idiots. I mean clearly a pro manipulator because she’s made it this far being this unattractive…just a master of manipulating men…

She even scored the job of Leo DiCaprio beard for a solid two weeks to get the other rich guys thinking she’s more valuable than she is….something pretty queer, but rich dudes are weirdos, and think “yeah I can get a girl Leo stuck his dick in, I’m cool, I’ve made it”….as pathetic as that is as a concept – it’s truth.

So Nina will have a fine future…aging…let’s hope her head isn’t going to grow anymore than it already has cuz then she’ll just become an obscure bobble fetish for an obscure rich guy….cuz I guess there’s something for everyone to jack off to…but this ain’t it for me.

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2019

18

Sep

Sydney Sweeney Skinny Dipping of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney can afford a home with a pool now…

I guess she can also afford to not fully expose her huge tits we’ve finally seen thanks to Euphoria….and they are massive.

I call them “the tits she kept hidden in her early career, at least to us, the AUDIENCE…but not to the casting directors and producers who thought “this ones good, she can do big things with those tits, lets make her the next big thing, we need a next big thing, all the other big things are old, played out, and egotistical assholes cuz we’ve created monsters”……

They first launched a year or two ago, got her cast on some hit shows of a year or two ago, and we had no idea the tits were there….but thanks to EUPHORIA we now know….but also thanks to Euphoria she’s a thing and doesn’t need to show us the tits shamelessly, she gets paid for that.

Which I think is discrimination – we should all be treaded like we were producers who could help her career…but instead we are treated second rate. Where is the support group or activist group to fight this INJUSTICE in society…this CLASSISM…this all people should be treated equal and have access to the same things like a young Sweeney set of MONSTER tits.

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2019

18

Sep

Olivia Culpo Pussy Flash of the Day

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Olivia Culpo dreams do come true for anyone into Olivia Culpo, which I can’t imagine is anyone, but she’s got the IG followers and thus clout and thus brand deals and thus people care and thus is a great word I should use thus more often, maybe adopt a kid, probably an asian and name him Thus before putting him into computer programming school to build me appps and make me rich….because not all of us can be like Olivia Culpo and slut out on the internet hard enough to get linked up with a Jonas brother before realizing actors and popstars are queer, and Athletes are more her and her family’s bag…..Rhode Island dreams…

You know her dad and brothers are as hyped about her getting fucked by all the football players she’s fucked…they are just that kind of guy…a Barstool kind of faggot…if you know what I mean.

The nice thing about owning my own site is writing the word faggot without being deleted from a platform run by mindcontrolling billionaires…who are likely also faggots…

All this to say, I’d assume the football players she follows to generate that DM, to generate a relationship are stoked on this pic, but I realize she probably sends them all gnarly nudes to rope them in and show how much of a wild girl she is…

Not to mention, this isn’t even a pic of her worn out groupie cunt….but it’s about an inch away and that’s probably more hygienic to lick….

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2019

18

Sep

Vegan Porn and Other Videos of the Day

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Crackhead of the Day

Distracted Driver

Tornado in Spain

Car VS Postal Worker

Dumbest Thing Said by a News Reporter

Burning Van in Parking Lot

Person Trapped in Car

Home Owners VS Burglars…

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2019

18

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I barely check my instagram because facebook is the devil, I find all that content boring and played out, and I prefer spending my free time not doing things that emulate work, you not that I’ve ever worked, but you know what I mean….turn everything off and stare at the wall in a good old fashion sitting….

It seems like people haven’t fully figured out that being on their phone all day is annoying, talking to strangers about nothing important is a waste of time, and the overall experience is empty…

They are still living that instagram dream of finding fame, all while making an EVIL empire a lot of money…

Pretty dumb….

But I do think that all these whores will eventually want more out of life, maybe the revelation will come to them in a dream, or maybe I am giving them too much credit as to having the potential of having some level of substance and saying to themselves that maybe this social media thing is a waste of time as it eats away at their mental health…

So the risk of nonstop nudes finally stopping is definitely upon us…

But then I remember….these nude girls / porn girls are as empty as instagram itself and they aren’t going anywhere…

CRISIS AVERTED….

That was a close one…

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