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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

Sep

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, there’s some weirdness going on in her crotch in at least one of the pictures.

She is not doing a beach clean up – or defending the environment like some kind of Captain Planet motherfucker, but she is wearing a plastic visor for fashion, which likely destroyed it’s fair share of the environment to get produced and it will likely end up in the fucking ocean she’s soaking her Kidney Transplanted pussy in.

As weird as her face has been over the years, you know looking like a giant toddler into her 20s, only to now look like a 60 year old, missing all that inbetween years….the body is small, skinny, tight, possibly dying of a terminal illness and that in and of itself is worth staring at while it lasts, before it’s too late, etc.

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2019

Sep

Shailene Woodley Tits of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is saving the fucking world, one bikini pic at a time, because it is not sensational half nudity for attention when it comes with activism and a cause….

Her cause is cleaning up the ocean of single use plastics….her method is to skin dive to retrieve as much plastics as she can while the real method is to get that bikini pic….cuz bikini pics are really what it is about.

Generating attention to save the fucking world, even though all reports are that it’s too fucking late to bother, humanity will be extinct, we are gonna die – so I’m glad you’re sitting at work slaving away for the man in your final enough days…

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2019

Sep

Brooke Candy Nipples of the Day

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Brooke Candy is the first stripper that I know of who turned to shitty internet rap the hipsters loved – before HIPSTER was mainstream and everyone was doing it….

She was the basis or foundation of the IGGY AZALEA character that was created through fake asses and fucking black dicks.

People thought she was edgy, or interesting, and it wasn’t even that long ago…but I guess nothing was THAT long ago, our lives are short and miserable even when they are long…100 years…that’s barely any time…and most of us die by 80….

Point being, to stay edgy, she posts shit like this, her body all marked up by what could be a retarded kid with a marker she fucks, or prison tattoos.

I never bought into anything she did, I never found it cool or interesting. I always though tit was attention seeking and trash….and I was right….but she’s still out there trying to get noticed tits out on INSTAGRAM..

Here is her audition to become the next BTK victim….you know Beth Ditto got a career revival in the new Kirsten Dunst show, why not Brooke Candy…

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2019

Sep

Cynda Mcelvana Brings the Naked Instagram Model Comedy of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana is some titty model who I guess lives in LA.

I don’t know if she’s actually a titty model, or just some girl who does nude shoots with her tits out to get noticed, but I guess they are one in the same.

It’s the Em Rat Cow hustle, that she didn’t innovate, trust me, RAT COW is zero innovative and is much like the muppet she looks like, but she did win at titty pics and she has made millions a year off it.

Only this Cynda Mcelvana….only has 35k followers, not making the millions with her tits, but she’s diverifying her cheesy desert style shoot with some comedy in the form of cardboard hitchhiker signs…high concept comedy, just like we do here….take the most basic and simple joke that is barely funny and ride it into the ground over and over for 15 years….

Her boyfriend, the guy who gets to play with these tits, is a Filmmaker who has done a bunch of hipster documentaries including the upcoming Raid Area 51 Doc…so the future looks bright for these tits…because the future looks bright for all tits…as long as they stop being so negative as they cry about MeToo / Toxic Masculinity and other fake trials and tribulations that they are up against cuz it gives them something to do now that we have no REAL threats against us…

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2019

Sep

Dua Lipa After Shower Sex Selfie of the Day

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Dua Lipa posted this slutty selfie in her panties after she just got fucked in the shower by the Hadid’s brother ANWAR…who she is rumored to be dating cuz all these “It” kids fucking suck and hang out together…which would make it easy to CLEAN up AMERICA from all the first generation rich kids being fucking garbage….but I think the hand prints in the shower are more innocent than that…since I assume ANWAR is more into fucking his sisters. RICH KIDS OF INSTAGRAM….faking being popstars, faking being models, and all you dumb fucks are believing them.

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2019

Sep

Hunter Haley King Titty Flash of the Day

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Hunter King is the slutty sister of Joey King, who we can assume are into TWINCEST, not that they are twins, but they could pretend they are for the sake of some pervert with a young sister fetish that can offer them something they want, like Oscar winning roles or whatever, I mean they are actors after all – that is the whole point of them….to live out fantasies….for us and for their pervert fans…and I guess their parents who designed all this…

I don’t think they are related to Martin Luther King, or Rodney King because they aren’t black but you can see some black nipple tape as she shows off her tits in the weirdest way…

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2019

Sep

Gnarly Scooter Faceplant and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Man at a RAve

School Bully Gets WWE

Fat Boxer VS Fit Boxer

Girl’s Grenade Fail

Old Lady Gets Beat

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think there will be a big resurgence in god – God happens in cycles and all these empty insta gram girls who get naked, who lack guidance, who clearly buy into anything they are told, trying to live the dream…and who probably went to church growing up Cuz America…are likely going to settle down when all the amateur sex work dries up…to find a cure…or meaning…or substance…you already see it in the Gay Community with all of them being on PREP….so get ready evangelists and cult leaders in training…you time is now…

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Daughter Titty Slas Mother for TIKTOK….
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Chick in Short Shorts Gets Belly Piercing. Friend Can’t Handle It….
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The Weirdest Hobby Ever
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Baseball Game Brawl
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Some Slut Body Painted Black
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Prince Andrew Trying to Fuck Courtney Love is Some Weirdness
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German Kite Surfer Who May be Jason Strathem Catches Some Alien Shit on Video
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Dude Who Didn’t Stop at Airport Security Checkpoint
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Cute Dog Smiles for Snack
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Chubby COrgis Fighting
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Tall, Thin and Hot Naked Chick with Awesome Tits
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2019

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was talking to some young, under 30 year old girl, who had no idea what ready to drop porn was.

I figured it was common knowledge, seeing as all these kids grow up on porn, but apparently some of the classic titles or categories…like READY TO DROP haven’t made it into the future like family sex has.

I wonder what other porn facts, or porn trivia I know that all these other pervert mainstream people don’t.

I just assumed with my curving sex drive and over exposure to porn all these years of being on the front line of porn, that I became outdated, a dinosaur, lost amongst young sluts…

But I guess I still got what it takes to creep hot girls out. A master who hasn’t lost his wings…or whatever the fuck you’d call a man who knows smut all too well..

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Creepy Danny Devito Mask and his Awesome Tits
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16 Yea old with Worlds Longest Legs
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African Migrant Walking Around Punching Women in the Face
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1 in 16 U.S. women say their first sexual intercourse was rape
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Puppy Uses Cross Walk after Jaywalker Gets Hit by A Car…
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Christie Brinkley Quits Dancing with the Stars cuz She’s Rich and Old and Can’t Be Bothered….
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The Most Insane Toilet Ever – Got Stolen
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Two Indians Fighting
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Weird Red Carpet See Through
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High School Chemistry Fireball….
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World’s Sexiest Hockey Player
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Winnie Harlow Nasty Cow Hide Nipples….
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99 Year Old Pianist…
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Festival Crowd Leaves a Fucking Mess…
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The Dumbest Activation Ever – Visiting the Friends Set to Have a Thanksgiving in Monica’s Apartment for 140 dollars a head, 6 people at a time….MARKETING…
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High Security Skateboard….
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Blackest Black Material….
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Nicole Scherzinger – Cleavage….
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Feminist Twerk Class Looks Like Human Centipede
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Car Coasts to Gas Station…
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Courtney Love – Activist – Says Prince Andrew Came to her For SEX
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Steve O on Drugs…
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African Migrants Beat a Man for his Cell
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Dumb New Show About Dickinson…with Emily Dickinson…
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Ford VS Ferrari Trailer
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Dude Finds Body on Google Earth
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Just a Man Taking a Shit on the Cops Arresting Him…
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Dude Plays System of a Down on Mini Drum Set…
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Diver Face to Face with Anaconda
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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Tinashe Cleavage
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Melissa Benoist Cleavage
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Kristine Forseth Worth a Fuck
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Hailey Clauson Model Legs
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Miley Cyrus Lesbianism…
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Paula Patton in a Dress
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Katie Holmes Weird Bell BottomBanks and Sloppy Cleavage
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian in a Dumb Outfit
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Hailey Bieber – Pantsless
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Rat Cow – Rich and BUSTY
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The Hilary Duff Jeans…
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Drunk Sluts
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Hot Slutty Amateur in a Hot Slutty Amateur Dance
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Never Say No on a Boat
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they Say She’s a Dream GIrl
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Fat Ass Walking Up Treadmill
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Big Titty Flash
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Charlie Laine Bikini…
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Painful Piano
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Ariel is Hot and Naked…
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Giving Head Selfies
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The Worst Sex Toy Skill to have
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One Way to Deal with Fear of Needles to Deal with Your Diabetes….
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Party Girl Gets Fucked in Front of Her party Girl Friends…
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Naked in a Pool
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Milf CLIT
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A Compilation of VAGINA
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Sad Life of a Teen Hooker
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BABES!
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2019

Sep

Demi Lovato Coke Bloat Bikini of the Day

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Heroin Addict Demi Lovato is our of control on her bi-polar opioid crisis pussy…I mean the booty selfie on all fours…or I guess that is on her knees…is this even real? Is this some kind of joke? Whatever it is, it’s pretty fucking BOLD of her, going from HEROIN Overdose to internet sex work, all while America still treats her like a Disney Kid who’s fallen onto hard times, bad luck, they are there for you…

I know if I was a brand, or itunes or the RADIO, I’d fucking drop a bitch who shits on a great career and opportunity, partially cuz she’s fat and eats too much, partially cuz she’s sober and off the opiates so she can shit again….you know be responsible to the audience and say “people with drug overdoses can no longer rep our brand or be something we want people to listen to”…save the drug overdoses to the brothels, sex workers, and people who aren’t on TV or in MUSIC being marketed to kids…

Opioid crisis or not….cancel this bitch and her weakness and don’t buy into her bipolar disorder. My grandmother was bipolar and she didn’t do heroin on social media for 14 year olds to think is normal behavior….

You hear about comedians like that C.K. dude who jerked off in his hotel room for girls who were in his hotel room getting cancelled and forced to rebuild their image from scratch..yet this heroin bitch is back like nothing happened….while jerking off in your hotel is normal…but downing OPIATES recreationally is not…

Either way, you say Lovato, I say Potato – cuz she’s some kind of potato looking thing, and is quick to the sexualizing her fat self and new fat tits at 30, in what I think is some kind of joke…a big fat joke with no sex appeal despite being in sex appeal stance.

Send her back to rehab, one with a Fat Camp attached….cuz this girl is clearly out of control with selfies like this…as part of her comeback tour….ridiculousness.

At least there are hot chicks doing the same thing – you know showing off their bikini cut as an excuse to show off their cunts cuz someone didn’t get enough hugs as a child or something!

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