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2019

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I barely check my instagram because facebook is the devil, I find all that content boring and played out, and I prefer spending my free time not doing things that emulate work, you not that I’ve ever worked, but you know what I mean….turn everything off and stare at the wall in a good old fashion sitting….

It seems like people haven’t fully figured out that being on their phone all day is annoying, talking to strangers about nothing important is a waste of time, and the overall experience is empty…

They are still living that instagram dream of finding fame, all while making an EVIL empire a lot of money…

Pretty dumb….

But I do think that all these whores will eventually want more out of life, maybe the revelation will come to them in a dream, or maybe I am giving them too much credit as to having the potential of having some level of substance and saying to themselves that maybe this social media thing is a waste of time as it eats away at their mental health…

So the risk of nonstop nudes finally stopping is definitely upon us…

But then I remember….these nude girls / porn girls are as empty as instagram itself and they aren’t going anywhere…

CRISIS AVERTED….

That was a close one…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Antonio Brown Farts on his Doctor
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Kirsten Dunsts’ Home Just Sold
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Woman Attacks a Bouncer
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Crossing the River Without a Bridge
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Duck Eating Blue Berries
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Slutty Teacher of the Day
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SUV Takes Double it….from GOD
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Uber Robbery
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Lottie Moss Muppet face Big Tit sNo Kate Moss But Riding That Name Harder than She Rides Dudes for Opportunities
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Pancreatic Cancer is a Bitch..
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Some Low Level Trash in Bikinis
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Trump Has Lots of Fans
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Girl Gets Sprayed in the Face…
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Sean Spicer Dancing is Disturbing…
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2019

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I like to think about old school mainstream media companies and all the crazy shit they’ve published under their brand name…like heavy fucking duty racist shit back when racism was ok….and how great it would be on a line of t-shirts…to cancel everything….but then I forget to google it….and realize no one cares….and by sometimes I mean never…besides right now…where we’ve collectively determined it is a horrible idea but if you decide to do it, give me 10% royalties…I need your business sense to make my loser dreams come true…

Remember – don’t accidentally, or intentionally sneak up on someone who has been raped….they get real fucking jumpy…some PTSD..’Nam flashback shit…even when you do it by accident in the grocery store…

I guess it is because based on recent stats 9/10 women are rape victims and I believe that because dudes are fucking sexual deviants who can overtake most women if they want….and they shouldn’t want….they should want to be decent men…who jerk off in their own beds and showers at home….but old school mainstream media companies/facebook / porn and their advertisers that make them billions of dollars are too busy fucking with EVERYONE’s mental health…making everyone fucking crazy….so bad things keep happening.

Instead of building and defining the moral code and ingraining it into the fabric of our society…like media used to do… in the 1950s back when rape was called sex.

This selfie a day shit….

I forget what I was trying to say, but here are some stepLINKS…

Alex Trebek – Back On Chemo – Sad Story – Pancreatic Cancer is Fucking Bad
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Slutty TikTok Dancing to the Slutty TikTok Song…
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Crazy Woman Warning People of the G-Spot and Butt Sex
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Saved by the Bell Reboot
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When Your Standoff has a Dramatic End….
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Olivia Munn is Garbage
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Heavy Machinery of the Day
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Big Girl Pukes on Guy During Brawl
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Paul Rudd Acting with Himself in New Movie No One Asked For. I don’t know about you but TWIN movies where the TWINS are the same actor annoy me. Even movies with actors I like…
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Dude THinks he’s a Superhero – Fails of the Day
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Anthony Bourdain’s Stuff to Auction
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Adam Carolla vs Social Justice Warriors…
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Amber Turner – Nipple Slip
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Body Painter Turns Herself into a Gremlin
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Granny Tries to Catch Speeders with her Hair Dryer
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Gigi Hadid Shitty See Through
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North Koreas Airline
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Dude on the Tracks VS Train
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North Korea has an Airline
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White Man Attacks Pregnant Black Woman….Gets Hit
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Angry Sheep VS Nuts
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Dude VS Lawn Mower – Hilarious
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Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Married…
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Turning a Shovel into a GUITAR
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Clickbait of the Day: Photographer removes our smartphones to show our new world
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More clickbait – ‘Leaving Neverland’ Director Fires Back At Dave Chappelle
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CBD Saved My Life. It’s Worth a Shot.
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Coco and Ice T- True Celebrity Love
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Kim Garner Hot Dress
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GIGI HADID Bra Leaves a Party
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Bella Hadid Nipples with her TRANS face
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Rat Cow in Public with Cameltoe
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RIhanna in NYC Being Rich as Fuck
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Brunette Britney Spears all Fat and Old and Busty
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Kaley Cuoco at an Event for the Weirdos
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Bella Thorne Bikini Butt SHot
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Kourtney Kardashian Tits – KInda – Gross – Totally
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Jane Seymour – Dr Quin Get on my Dick WOman…
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Juliann Hough is a Slutty Mormon
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From stepSMUT!!

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Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Kate Upton Takes a Wave
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Girls Masturabting….
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Naked Drunk Girls
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Pretty Girl Face Fuck
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Reddit Amateur with the Hot Tits and a Nips
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Lisa Anna Big Tits…
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Beach Boobs
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Just a Happy Smiling Girl
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Big Boobie
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Tight Dresses
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Booty and Some Donuts
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Erotic Babe Anne…I wonder if she’s Russian
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Titties on a Bubble Chair
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Carla Cox – Bent Over
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Animals Hate Us
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I Can’t Breathe….
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2019

Sep

Miley Cyrus Disgusting and Has Nipples of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is now a lesbian, because it almost helps push whatever bullshit agenda she is trying to push whatever agenda she’s trying to push….doing this whole lesbian thing…

I assume the real objective is to add some clout to her “girlfriends” social media accounts, so that her thirsty fame hungry, fame fucker that got fake married to Brody Jenner for attnetion, to closer to a Kardashian, to climb that virtual ladder cuz half nudes weren’t cutting it….because Miley being a dyke, based on her voice, her silly antics, her last tour with all her TUMBLR style nudes, is just trying to find substance in her vain as fuck, lonely, celeb life…

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2019

Sep

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons are Still Around of the Day

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Aleix Ren bought some tits a while ago, and like JORDAN KATIE PRICE, made them as big as her body could handle. Almost clown like, with zero trying to pull a fast one on us, making us waste our time thinking are those real?, TOO ROUND TO CARE….

I guess she liked the way they filled out a bikini and how they’ve added to her creative vision…

Well, now she’s got the tits out….and I think there is nip….but it could just be dirt on my computer….I’m messy, fuck off.

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2019

Sep

Bella Hadid Focus on the Tits of the Day

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BELLA HADID looking like Hillary Swank in Boys Dont Cry with her tit out for fashion…

This is just a reminder to any of the non-believers….the ones distracted by the bright lights like the moth fucks that you are…who buy into her hype…..maybe because you like her sister, maybe because her dad was your sugar daddy, maybe because you just think girls who people talk about are hot…it’s a fetish….that Bella Hadid is still the ugly girl she always was…the ugly duckling left out while her sister got all the attention…only to have had her model career bought.

This is also a reminder that tits and money can buy success. It takes money to make money and buy tits….

This is also a reminder that tits, no matter how much we pretend they don’t, can really get a girl far in life….cuz tits is all she has going for her and she’s gone far in life…so the laws of deduction is that she only matters cuz of her tits…and her money……

You know what I mean.

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2019

Sep

Bella Thorne On her Knees for a Bikini Butt Shot of the Day

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Bella Thorne is showing off the now trendy way to pose in a bikini. On her knees.

I guess this is inspired by porn girls rocking their private snapchats / cam sites…this pose is all too familiar…and seems trashy, sleazy and thus great….

A girl on her knees is a sexual image to you perverts….but you gotta keep in mind it’s also the way a girl prays when at church…therefore this may not be a product of the mainstream-ification of pornography….

I am convinced there will be a big going back to god like they were Bieber, Baldwin, Gomez and the Jenners….who live vapid and empty, morally disgusting lives, that leave a stain on society and that go against any and all moral code of society… but go to church cuz they are just that fucked up…

I think finding god will be a trend that will happen to all the IG girls after they stop getting naked, going TRANS, fighting #metoo shit, and pretending to be feminists with their tits out…

Or maybe the on your knees bikini post makes asses look rounder, fatter, cuz the heels push them out and up…and is a timeless pose girls are HYPED they can post without alienating the same people who hire them.

Who cares.

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2019

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old, but modern science makes her 68% immune to that whole aging thing. Sure she will eventually end up looking like a muppet at some underfunded daycare, but as long as she stays skinny, fit, and half naked, we can handle that. Even as her ass starts to melt into itself, the cheeks slowly being sucked back into her, desite being an ass that likely has had ass injections, because all asses, especially menopausal asses have injections when they are trying to stay hot, marketable, and good enough to sell bikinis to random fans that should try to move onto the next model in line, the new blood….not the old athlete coming out to throw one last pitch desite all his injuries….cuz we all know how that soon to be retired cop ends up in all 90s cop movies….not good….but you are scared of change….so here it is…and when you look at them remember Carl Winslow Didn’t Die for This…

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2019

Sep

Camila Cabello Erotica of the Day

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Camila Cabello is not making out with her rumored homosexual boyfriend, who I don’t think is actually a homosexual, since we live in the Chinese Year of the Homosexual and homosexuals are thriving.

Sure she may have learned this pose from her boyfriend’s GRINDER….where his bio is “HUNG”…and that he’s on PREP…you know to lure the RAW DOG BAREBACK….but the whole keep the gay dude pretending to be straight – keep in the closet is a thing of the fucking past. Teen girls don’t need the fanatasy that the popstar could date them in their imaginary world of TEEN HEART THROBS…..they’d be just as happy dreaming about them being their GAY BEST FRIENDS they shop and talk about boys with.

SO…I won’t called Mendes a closet case for marketing and this is his beard…but that’s what the story is so you can decipher it yourself as Camilla tries to get some male attention to make up for a boyfriend who doesn’t fuck her…

Here she is in some weird drag..

Here she is in some tight leggings..

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2019

Sep

Katie Price Naked of the Day

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Here’s a little update on Katie Price and her new tits she loves to show off – because they are hilarious and amazing and huge…

Well, as it turns out the bandages are off of her tits, so there’s that….and they are now in a MESH top…so there’s that….I mean how do you make a news story around a set of silly tits.

Katie Price is the legend Glamour Model JORDAN…who got famous for having silly fucking clown tits….the way breast implants are supposed to be. I always say to all the girls that get breast implants to go big or go home, not that I talk to girls, they think I am weird, but you know what I mean….and that is that why get fake tits to look real that are fake….and that everyone knows are fake…who are you trying to fool with your titties…

I think the key is to use them for what they are…a new accessory, like a new car, be as big and flashy as you can, you paid for them…and that’s what fucking matters..

This subtle implant thing is some modern instagram filter so you fill out a bikini or whatever…but the true meaning of IMPLANTS on some mid 90s shit is Katie Price ….follow her lead.

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2019

Sep

Dora Madison Burge Fetish Erotica of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge is back with the slutty content because acting isn’t enough for these people, they need to get half naked cuz it is fun and easy to get noticed, and when noticed you can get more acting jobs – so it’s all one big hamster wheel of success..a winning formula so easy to figure out if you’re into being a exhibitionist, which you probably are if you chose an acting career….and the plus side to getting noticed is making more money, finally mattering to an audience size you crave and most importantly getting off knowing some pervs out there are getting off to you.

The internet has allowed us, the PUBLIC to be the casting couch once reserved for the WEINSTEINs….now we all get in on the action and adventure. Seeing what it really takes to take on HOLLYWOOD as a serious contender.

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