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2019

29

Aug

Katie Holmes Titty Flash of the Day

Katie Holmes is some Robot bitch created in a basement of the Celebrity Center of Scientology back when she was breeding vessel for Tom Cruise…only to be exiled and forced to fuck a black man for power….so that her primitive robot wife technology that runs off sperm doesn’t dry up and die…KEEP It CHARGED….even if it’s aging fucking terribly…

Well, Jamie Foxx has moved onto new young pussy, leaving this sloppy, saggy, old looking bitch to fend for herself in this scary post-Scientology world…that I am sure she’s getting monthly paychecks from to cover costs…but that she hasn’t used to buy herself a new shirt, as if she wanted this one to open up and show off her bra top titty….

Weird for sure, but not as weird as how old she looks….and I know this for a fact because she was filming a movie near me one day and not only did she ignore the PUG I was walking with, which is sick, but she also looked like a tall fucking 60 year old with zero sex appeal.

But I do remember her hype as a Dawson Creek. I do remember her topless scene where she was dead underwater…but topless…getting dudes jerking off to a “dead” girl…which I can’t imagine being good for society…and all those things were way too fucking long ago…cuz she’s fucking old.

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2019

29

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Print of the Day

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I’ve said all I really need to say about Jennifer Lopez over the last few weeks of her promoting the movie she’s in by being in various states of undress in slutty outfits.

We get it, she thinks she’s hot, she invests heavy into looking as hot as she can, and being a 55 year old sex icon is apparently important to her.

THE facts are that she’s done a lot, made a lot of money, hasn’t done much in terms of the grand scheme of the world, except maybe to get her Puerto Rican fans some hope that they too can make it in America, despite J.Lo not knowing how to speak spanish, that far removed from the whole experience, but quit to exploit it for personal gain…something she’s clearly addicted to.

It’s like, take a break, raise your kids, why be this A personality on some kind of hustle….just because you can? Do more for the world, you’ve done enough for yourself, it’s at the point of gross when a 55 year old is walking around with her pants jacked up her cunt for attention, or because her cunt is an old lady menopausal mom cunt…and it has a mind of its own…

Maybe she does this to prove that she hasn’t pissed through her Poise. A 50+ woman who doesn’t piss herself, bold enough to wear white leggings, cuz no fear of a period…is NOT erotica…..it’s fucking twisted and weird.

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2019

29

Aug

Michelle Wie Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Wie golf bitch in a bikini….showing you what it takes to buy a 3 million dollar house in San Francisco, despite already owning a multi million dollar house in West Palm Beach…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a rich Asian put into GOLF…securing sponsors and making stupid money that may not be TIGER WOODS money…but that is still money..

She has a marketable skill in a high price point sport, and that marketable skill is that she likes to get in a bikini, showing off that Asian ass, having a good time, which is apparently something rich guys pay to play with…when she’s not out there winning contests…

Either way, if you have a kid, put it in Golf, it may be laughed at, but probably not, it is the anti bullying era, and there are likely trans kids to make fun of in class, far more of a target than your kid playing golf…stage parent the fuck out of that…cuz it pays.

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2019

29

Aug

Martha Hunt Panty Flash of the Day

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EWWWW Martha Hunt is straight up ugly. This is the face of some kind of witch coming to eat your children. That shit is straight out of a Fairy Tale….don’t eat whatever she’s handing out this Halloween….

I never realized she was so hard faced….I used to hype her up, maybe from being distracted by her half nakedness for Victoria’s Secret, as being the last standing American Made model, before they were all outsourced to other countries….

I just figured the Taylor Swift groupie was better looking than this, but I guess I was wrong, unless Taylor Swift had the original Martha Hunt killed off and replaced with whatever this is….possibly a man. How progressive.

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2019

29

Aug

Julianne Hough See Through of the Day

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Julianne Hough wore a see through dress, which to her brother’s dismay, cuz you know he is clicking the headline and googling this shit on every browser possible hoping to see more since this isn’t see through at all…because they stopped fucking each other for their pervert dance coach many years ago… and he hasn’t had a chance to see an updated version of her cunt….where’s the cunt at?

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2019

29

Aug

Gigi Hadid Topless for Fashion of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has a tit out….

She is the girl who on her 16th birthday asked her daddy for a modeling career, while most 16 year olds were asking for a Sweet 16 Birthday parties that featured personalized performances by Lil Wayne or Drake or whoever was famous back when this hag turned 16…

I guess she’s still doing low level modeling bullshit that doesn’t save the fucking world, that isn’t interesting, that is more bratty, and braggy and an attempt to make her spoiled existence better than it already is, even though she’s likely a miserable cunt.

These people do not interest me, excite me, most aren’t hot. They are really just a waste of resources.

If your goal in life is to pose for a camera, there’s some deep rooted issues and you should be eliminated.

This is far more offensive than Dave Chapelle talking about raping kids, or whatever people are mad about.

This is all that is wrong with the world…aspiring to be a model, what the fuck is a model, how is that a job, why do brands waste money paying these idiots, when they can just do good things, interesting things….which will never happen when you use a hadid.

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2019

29

Aug

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is good enough to look at in some bullshit pictures, where she is posing like an asshole, cuz posing in this era of curated reality, is lame…..

She was some Swedish Athlete playing for some GIRL team because she’s not trans, only to replaced by the dudes who never went pro in their sport, because they’ve decided they are trans and the world, instead of taking an OLD WORLD approach and slapping them across the face saying, “You wanna be a bitch, I’ll treat you like a bitch”…we pander to them….

Look at her now, near 30…posing with her bathing suit jacked up her cunt…for no reason other than to show you her crotch. Nice girl…the IKEA of pussy. Practical, Convenient but probably not so low cost….

Here she is at the Venice Film Festival..

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2019

29

Aug

Stacy Keibler Still Has Legs of the Day

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Stacy Keibler was one of the early vaginas to enter into professional wrestling, in an attempt to make the whole experience a lot less queer, watching men on men, oiled up, with storylines of GOOD GUY / BAD GUY, that target kids but that grown man EAT THE FUCK UP….and unlike the trashy porn / stripper looking girls….this one was hot…hot enough to do Dancing With the Stars….I don’t know where she’s been the last decade, but at 40, she’s figured out the complex fitness post erotica….ya perverts…can’t a girl spread her legs for the internet in leggings without you thinking sex thoughts…definitely not.

I guess this means she’s back…but the question is…do you even want her back?

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2019

29

Aug

Bella Thorne Braless of the Day

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OH GOOD bella thorne has her bra off because of course she does….

Her tactics are obvious, but her tits are big enough to not care, even when we call out how boring she is at sexualizing herself, like the dude who molested her as a kid sexualized her, we still look..cuz she has tits.

Her overall everything bores me, but everything bores me. I don’t think it’s because I am jaded and old, I don’t think I’ve seen it all, I just I think it’s because nothing is exciting and I’ve seen the same thing over and over….it may be why Leo DiCaprio fucks dudes instead of chicks, cuz dudes are something fresh to him, after all these girls have thrown them at him…

I think the technical term is OVEREXPOSURE. It happened to LADY GAGA, her weirdness she brought too many times made that weirdness obvious tactics strictly designed to get noticed, which is lamee…it happned to Miley for the same reason and sure she still exists but never will she be that twerking ball of energy she was, the excitement is gone…and Bella Thorne, who’s been at this for a while now…is just on repeat, cruise control…same same but barely different..and that’s too bad…

She calls herself a wannabe mogul cuz all these kids are shameless and keen on making crazy internet money, when my era was kids who would hope to get a job in a TRADE….but then again in my era, we didn’t even know if girls in our high school classes had tits, cuz their oversized 80s sweaters prevented us from seeing the tits, and as it turns out…..that’s changed, I’m a dinosaur…

So as boring as Bella Thorne is, I can appreciate, but barely appreciate her bringing some low level smut…it’s better than nothing. I guess. Even if it looks like it smells.

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2019

29

Aug

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie isn’t anything substantial, but she’s Lionel Richie’s biological daughter, so she’s his legacy and heir to his fortune, which I am sure is a huge fortune, he was a big deal when people got REALLY fucking paid….allowing her to exist as a vapid cunt who spends her days with Kardashians and peripheral Kardashian characters as it is good for Press / PR / Attention….

People find her hot, she’s got tits and an ass, but all that shit is boring…as are the same staged poses over and fucking over again….

When everyone pays to look the same, and beauty isn’t a commodity or something that is rare, so that when you find it you freak out like a kid with no dad, finding out his dad is a famous rockstar he’s about to cash the fuck in on, like a lottery ticket, all thanks to his mom’s loose morals and love for a good time at least that one time she went to a concert and got backstage the night he was conceived….

If you know what I mean….which is BEAUTY isn’t a doughy muppet face with fake dick sucking lips….but people think that is the one way ticket to being beautiful and now everyone looks the same, making it hard to differentiate each other.

What separates each muppet from each other?

Personality maybe? But that can’t be true all these young ppl speak in memes…the same memes, the same outfits, the same poses….

Maybe it’s outrageousness like a drag queen or a fat girl that amplify and exaggerate the personality to be accepted…liked….since they can’t just pull off fake lips to pout in the corner…the need to compensate for that fatness…maybe that is why fat girls are getting hype…because all mid range women are vapid idiots injectintheir faces like they think it matters…taking selfies…and morphing into some clone shit….when really it is just a billboard of how basic, typical and boring they are….

So they are taking selfies in the exact same poses and outfits as every other girl…they have given up on their own unique faces, and bodies, nothing is unique, not ideas, not content…maybe tis simulation or singularity is complete….maybe all you bitches are fucking robots and not even cool robots that blow shit up…or save the world against alien invasion….

Instead it is a whining, period getting, boring, repetitive robot…the kind you’d find on factory assembly lines replacing your laborer blue colour jobs…but with tits and an ability to suck a dick or two…if it is rich enough or impressive enough to make her social media feed look better.

It is dumb and I assume that this bitch is too.