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2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This Picture Doesn’t Go Against Instagram Terms and Services.

I saw a stripper looking girl with her monster sized fake tits and a pair of short shorts that matched her mangled face injection face – buying luggage at a Marshalls…

My initial thought was that I guess getting ready to make the great escape from the abusive boyfriend / pimp…she finances with her lap dances…

But then I realized that was pretty negative of me, to think she’s some battered whore…when she could very well be a whore who made the move to Sugar Baby and is on her way off to some Instagram friendly vacation with some rich dude who likes owning stripper looking bitches….

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning..

Richard Pryor Put a Hit on Someone
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Seven Ways to Survive a Shark Attack
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Was it Self Defense?
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Angelina Jolie Brought her Kid to College…
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Evolution of the Aerial Dogfight
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Retired Cop on Police Brutality
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Bella Hadid Slutty
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Kid Hits Half Court Shot to Avoid Ticket…
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The Good People at Evil Corporation Johnson & Johnson to pay 572 Million for their part in the Opioid Crisis.
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Clueless Dude Busted in Undercover Sting
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Barbara Palvin – Numero
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Rams and Broncos Brawl
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just watched the Dave Chapelle stand up special an hour ago, even though I hate comedy, especially pussy boy comedy Ansari, but Chapelle isn’t. In the special he says he’s a Victim Blamer…which made me laugh because the other day, I was saying that I am a victim blamer to my wife…I wanted to coin the term TODAY, I was going to rant about it on here….but Chapelle beat me to it, not that it was a hugely original thought to begin with, but it’s nice to connect on some things with someone on TV instead of hating all these fucking pansies…who don’t have any fucking substance, who care too much about popular opinion and are seriously weak….

The reason I was saying I am a victim blamer is because I watched a Doc on Netflix, because I don’t leave the house or have a job apparently, about the Ohio school where the high school football team gang raped and filmed a girl who was passed out drunk, they stupidly posted that shit on the internet, texted each other, etc…and I didn’t say “boys will be boys” or any of that….but I did say “I blame the victim for getting lured in and drunk by predators”…

DO NOT TRUST anyone and with that means don’t put yourself in dumb situations. I am so tired of people not taking responsibility for their damn actions and thinking everyone else is to blame.

I learned at a young age to not trust strangers, or anyone….and my mom was a street hooker in Mexico…and a series of fucking perverts and child beaters..at orphanages or foster homes…etc…TRUST no one and don’t put yourself in a shitty situation…it is your fault if you get in shitty situations not the fault of the crazy person who does crazy things cuz he’s crazy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lizzie MCGuire Revival is Coming
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Mom TRAUMATIZES kids with Severed Finger Prank
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The Disgusting Kardashians Doing Charlie’s Angel…
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Bella Hadid Nasty in Some Bathing Suit
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Girl Playing with Labret Hole…
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Drunk Guy Talking to a Statue Intensely
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Abigail Ratchford Nipple
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Billy Bush is Back on TV
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Texas Bans Sending Unsolicited Nudes. It’s Illegal.
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Why US Drinking Age is 21
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Epic Freakout Quitting Job
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Chronic Masturbator of the Day
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Brooke Burke on the Beach Topless…
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Cardi B Says Tits and Lipo Prevented her from Shining when Stripping in Some New Movie
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New SI Model Has a Bald Pussy
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Super Villain is Born
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Hasbro to Indirectly Own Death Row Records VIA Peppa Pig
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Dumb Dance Challenge
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Jim Carrey as Alison Brie is Scary
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3 Airlines Cross Mid Air…
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Everything Streaming in September
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Arianna Grande Back in Manchester After She Had a Bunch of Innocent People Killed
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Prince Andrew – a Legit Pervert
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Funny Baseball Card
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Gliding Through a THunder Storm
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Dog Loves the Garbage Man…
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What’s Inside a Kangaroo Pouch
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Scott Disick Gave Sofia Richie an Aston Martin
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Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall on Set
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The Man Who Let the Dogs Out
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Obama’s Summer Playlist
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Trans Inmate – In Jail for Assaulting a Kid – is Getting State Funded Sex Change…
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Turret Gunner Gets Launched
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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Bella Thorne Bikini Slut…
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Tinashe in TIght Jeans
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Joey King in a Sports Bra
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Lili Reinhart Looking Pregnant at a Premiere
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Kat Dennings Huge Cleavage at a Disney Event
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Sporty Spice in a Bikini – GROSS
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Madison Beer Legs…
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Rita Ora Seee Through Dress..Performing
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Diane Guerrero in a Photoshoot
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Pregnant Shay Mitchell
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Stella Maxwell Lesbian Pussy Flash in Short Lesbian Shorts
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Ambrosio Legs
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Kim Garner Bikini Photoshoot
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Marky Mark and some Weed Plants…
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Andie MacDowell Huge Tits…
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Julianne Hough Ass in Leggings
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The First INCEST Stars of the Day
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Naked Bitches in Movies
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Girls Peeing
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Hilarious Lesbian Dildo Trick
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A Whole Bunch of ASSSES
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Hot Girl Masturbating
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Fucking the BULL….
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Bridgette B Big Boobs.
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Black Patriotic Girl with a Crazy Ass
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Jiggle Tits
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Christie Mack VS Regular Dudes…
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This is Art….
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Playboy Chick
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Sex Selfies
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Stuck in the WASHER Fuck
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Death by Titty
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Huge Titty Bounce
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Hand BRas
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IG Model Eating Shit on a Motorbike
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Public Sex on a Nudist Beach
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2019

Aug

Sofia Richie’s Bikini Top for the Kardashians of the Day

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It’s Sofia Richie’s birthday…she’s 21 so the team at the Kardashian media agency set up a big VEGAS GET DRUNK party to make an event out of it…like she hasn’t been drinking every fucking day with her sleazy boyfriend on their rich person trips they do for the show….

I guess a Vegas pool party is a good excuse to get her tits out, show off her half nakedness, allow people to tyr to decipher the whole muppet face, like how can she look 50 when she’s only 21…INJECTIONS….all so people talk about her, brands pay money to contribute to her life, and her dad Lionel figures she’s being busy and making her own money so that she’s not just a full trust fund mooch…

The Kardashians, who Lionel’s 21 year old titty daughter is affiliatde with, like to keep their bullshit lie alive, the like to keep their marketing agency busy with social media projects, since everything they do is for attention….

You can’t blame them, they are just riding a wave that was given to them….you can only blame yourselves…as they are just evidence of how fucking dumb society is as a whole…and the have figured out simplistic ways to get ahead in society – by using their holes…

Whether it’s Kim K and her sex tape – various men before Kanye…or now Lionel Richie’s rich daughter who is in that whole Kardashian scene cuz she fuck the brother in law. I guess she grew up around them and figured get in on the action and take a more serious part on their show because it elevates her social media and revenue potential.

Singing to them rather than trying to do it on her own like she was Hailey Bieber Baldwin before marrying Bieber cuz she wasn’t cutting it….the strategic choice…too bad it’s also the shitty choice because you are forced to look at her 21 year old tits with anger knowing she’s not using the Kardashians, they use her, and she’s actually into them which is enough reason to fucking hate her….they are that bad…

But her tits are alright.

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2019

Aug

Kylie Minogue Topless of the Day

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Kylie Minogue is still alive….the breast cancer didn’t kill her…but it did kill her titties and that’s too bad…

I will never laugh at breast cancer like I laugh at anal cancer even though I may have anal cancer despite never being queer unless it is just hemorrhoids….either way I don’t laugh at breast cancer because breast cancer fucking sucks.

I don’t mean that in some “I lost a loved one to breast cancer and now I am an activist for it” because I don’t have loved ones so that could NEVER happen…

I mean it because I fucking love titties and for a disease to target titties and kill titties and their host bodies is horrible…probably one of man’s greatest enemies…TITTY cancer…that will leave us all titty fucking some blow up doll prosthetic titties cuz all the good titties will be amputated at puberty to preserve the human race dude to the toxins we filled our food, water and air with…all so that we an have convenient civilized lives of stuff, debt, stress, where we spend 40 hours a week working to barely make it…instead of just staying in the fucking woods nad living off the land like we should have…

EITHER WAY…Kylie Minogue topless is not all that great because it reminds us of titty cancer…our enemy…but it’s amazing that a woman who has been in all of our lives since she was a teen idol in the 80s…is still fucking half naked on the internet 35 years later….almost impressive cuz she doesn’t look as terrifying as Madonna.

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2019

Aug

Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

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OKAY Rachel Bilson what’s up??

I did this post on her last week...

Why not post it up again….

She’s got some straight up natural, maybe too natural, breast feeding almost 40 mom tits in a bikini…on her fit body…just a cocktease to those of us who liked her back in the OC days of 2004…..literally 15 years ago..a lifetime in “VAGINA” years…and not a cocktease in a need to jerk off cuz it’s so hot I got blue balls looking at it….like I was still in High School and the girl I was slow dancing with at the High School dance pushed her tits up into me only to give me the gnarliest boner ever….a boner she won’t service cuz we’re in fucking high school and it was the 80s and not high school of today where kids are getting arrested for kiddie porn due to how perverted they are..but a cocktease in the nostalgic way, in the “what could have been” way…cuz back in those OC days of 2004, she was in some longterm relationship, prepping to make babies and settle with her now EX husband, cuz that’s how it all works out….instead of being a slut like Micha Barton and all the girls of the era who were being sluts.

It was a great time, it’s when I started this BLOG despite being a grown man who had no business having a blog, and it was when shamelessness require strategy and not selfie cams and a social media page…good times..

She looks good, but too little too late by my standards……38 isn’t 23…and never will be.

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2019

Aug

Heidi Klum Thong of the Day

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HEIDI KLUM is too much…it’s nonstop attention seeking being some silly TYPE A personality who knows she is still hot for her age and who was always hot her entire existence…but it’s annoying.

I don’t know why I hate her content, I don’t think it’s a homosexual thing, since I don’t want to suck dick and if I wanted to suck dick, I’d suck dick…I live one of those lives where I do what I want and I don’t seem to want to be a fag….so anyone out there thinking “this dude who judges hot women and calls them fat or old or ugly must be a queer”…I’m not..

I just feel like subtle is the best approach to life. Save your silly wedgie shit for the privacy of your own home…or for some dinner party with your friends that you drink too much wine at….because middle aged women aren’t ever hot especially when they act quirky and sexual like this. It’s awkward, embarrassing and should be for people who like her as a person and appreciate the loudest voice in the room who wants all eyes on her….

The second it becomes an attempt at comedy for social media, it loses all credibility, in the moment spontaneity, and just sucks…

Keep in mind, I am all for a whore being a whore and showing the world her asshole, but Heidi Klum comes from a different era when publicists prevented this kind of shit, so she got to take the high road, only naked for million dollar campaigns, it’s made her nudity more valuable…

Now it’s just cheap and desperate and comedic without making me want to laugh at her, or with her or anything cuz it’s just fucking awkward..

As a hot old German Eugenics girl, it’d be better if her nudes came in the form of produced content for other people, even if she’s the master mind behind it, cuz this self produced shit SUCKS…

Trust me, I am a voyeur, I like watchign girls being sluts….from afar….a glimpse into their slut lives or whatever..but this shit is at the point of tedious. She’s made her money, her babies, she’s got consistent work and revenue….this is unneccessary. Especially in menopause….

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2019

Aug

Dua Lipa Birthday Bikini of the Day

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It’s Dua Lipa’s birthday…..not that you care since you don’t know who Dua Lipa is….and that’s ok, how can you keep track of all these fucking idiots on social media, even after they go Mainstream….there are just so many of them. Every fucking girl is a popstar, an influencer, a fashion blogger, and fitness guru, it’s fucking tiresome…only because none of them are qualified for that title, it’s a title they gave themselves and people just accepted as fact, and a title that involves little to no effort, or little to no strategy, they just copy each other…making for a whole lot of half naked MISINFORMATION…it’s fucking crazy…

Now Dua Lipa is some ALBANIAN YOUTUBER who did COVER songs and then released some ORIGINALS to see if they’d stick, and thanks to kids loving YOUTUBE, they stock, she existed and is now having a slutty bikini birthday with her friends…as she’s totally trolled everyone using the internet…they way the thousands of girls on social media are trying to use the internet and hack the system so they do can be a DUA LIPA…

Pretty fucking dumb, boring even, but lots of half naked content so it’s hard to hate on it too hard…cuz everything is bullshit but half nakedness has staying power or at least a purpose even when it doesn’t have a purpose…besides being shameless..

Here she is with her ass out in some tight shorts, with her boyfriend ANWAR Hadid the brother of the two rat models Bella and Gigi.

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2019

Aug

Cassie Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Cassie got dumped by Puff Daddy and went and got pregnant by some white guy….and is naked on the beach with some monster tits out, strategically covered by her black hair, doing some Mermaid shit, except that black people aren’t into swimming at least the black people I know…they avoid that shit and stick to jumping through Fire Hydrants in the ghetto on hot summer nights in the 1960s or some shit….the Michael Phelps of the ghetto is the dude with the WRENCH….to get that water flowing…

But Cassie is more luxury than that, not some ghetto bitch, she just had to put up with Diddy all these years for that good life, and I know a girl who used to fuck Diddy, and apparently he’s real fucking weird and makes them massage his head for hours cuz when you’re Diddy on that pile of gold you can make girls do anything..like not have you baby, because clearly she wanted kids and he said “No fuck, get out”…because she got knocked up the second you leave him, with the first rich guy who comes along…

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2019

Aug

Rita Ora Upskirt of the Day

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RITA ORA always breaking down boundaries with her tits and inspiring the world in the least influential way because no one even knows who this bitch is and if they do, they sure as hell don’t buy into her nonsense as a pop star, or give a shit..

She’s the high school girl who tries to be friends with everyone, in the most annoying way, going to all the parties, bouncing around from group to group because she craves attention that bad…

She has never done anything meaningful, interesting or inspiring, but she’s got good tits so we let it slide…you know the kind of over achiever she is….you know not a natural talent but pushy as fuck for people to think she is a talent cuz people don’t know and don’t care….but they follow cuz she’s everywhere and they figure that alone is reason to follow her…

She’s in concert, as half naked as I guess she can be cuz it makes her shitty act more interesting, and the upskirt isn’t reaelly an upskirt since the skirt is sheer…but we work with what we’re given here.

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2019

Aug

Selena Gomez Newest Face of the Day

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Selena Gomez just released the latest iteration of her LUPUS face as it approaches 30 years old….

The odds against her when it comes to living all that much longer…so why not turn yourself into more of a pudgy faced muppet than she already was naturally cuz that’s the era we are in and this bitch has the money to do anything she wants, even buy organs off the black market or groupies who would rather die knowing they gave their master Selena life than keep their organs around….it’s nice to be rich and famous in a world of groupie losers trying to find some sort of meaning or legacy…and I guess it’s better than taking up school shootings, or mass shootings to make the news…in a “I died for Selena Gomez” instead of “I died in a shoot out cuz I did something fucking insane to a bunch of innocent people at the RIB FEST”….

Point being, I didn’t realize Selena Gomez was friends with Demi Moore, but it would explain why she’s in and out of Rehab….

Either way, she’s bringing some Debbie Does Dallas style pics cuz she’s texan to the people now that Country Music is hot again…