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2023

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is it Christmas yet?

Here are some stepLINKS….while I wait….

Selena Gomez Has a Brand New Look!
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Had To Try It (GIF)
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CHRISTMAS GIFT
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9 examples of good samaritans saving lives
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Heidi Klum is Tanning Topless Again!
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Pregnant Ciara Throwback because Russell Wilson is Benched for the Season!
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15 Running Essentials!
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Exploring La Rinconada, the highest town in the world
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The 10 Most Desolate Places on Earth
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Collection of funny pictures
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Canadian Olympian Alexandra Ianculescu’s Christmas!
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White Lotus Costars Simona Tabasco and Beatrice Granno? for SKIMS!
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Carmen Electra and Drea de Matteo Link up This Christmas!
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Intense fight between 1000 cockroaches and 1000 ants
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WAIT.. WAT? (GIF)
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Cheetah on screen makes bulldog nervous, bulldog calls its sister
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Sensual Elegance: Frida Aasen Stuns in New Yorker Lingerie Campaign
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Very funny fart prank with pixie dust
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Quiz: What Are These Celebrities’ Biggest Regrets?
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20 Sexy Girls In Lingerie
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PARANORMAL CRACKTIVITIES #131
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Livvy Dunne Posts NHL Content!
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Aquaman Jason Momoa Shows Off His Tattoo Collection!
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Adorable reaction of a bear cub meeting a deer fawn for the first time
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Man having a second secret family prank
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ERINNDUNNE
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Elsa Hosk – Bikini
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33 Things That Have Gotten So Expensive, People Now Avoid Buying Them
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25+ Hot Girls In Sundress
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Jumprope levitation trick surprises people
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Cavinder Twins on Christmas!
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Eating a huge pizza by yourself challenge
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Sommer Ray’s DJ Pants are Special!
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Annie Ilonzeh See Through to Pasties at Fear Premiere!
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The famous exuberant influencer … in a festive mood!
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Check out how celebs spent Xmas!
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What happens when people tickle rats
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20 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Lily Adelina shows us her curves in sexy black lingerie
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Sultry Sophistication: Sydney Sweeney’s Red Dress Revelation and Enchanting Cleavage
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Paige Spiranac Flashes for Christmas!
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Some of the stupidest lottery winners ever
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Compilation of really stupid drivers
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Emma Myers – 1883 Magazine
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Chloe Bailey – Bird Streets Club in West Hollywood
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Ariana Grande – With Sponge Bob out in NYC
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Beth Behrs – Not reverse cowgirling in Cowgirl Magazine
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Isabela Merced no longer Moner but still Dora The Explora – Black Dress
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Reese Witherspoon – Swimsuit on the beach in Cabo
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Elle Fanning – Signing Autographs Outside Hayes Theatre in NYC
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Millie Gibson – 1883 Magazine
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Emeraude Toubia – Lancome Cosmetics
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Mischa Barton – Mon Cheri Hosts Barbara Tag in Munich
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Liza Biggs Roped-In Beauty
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AMATEUR MEAT: ALEXANDRA
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Just W.O.W
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Scissor Girls!
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Natalie Rose Takes Off Her Christmas Undies Cosmid
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Busty glamour model gone hardcore + premium nudes
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Caitlin Bell Using a Banana for Stroking Practice!
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Beautiful Eden Arya Via Digital Desire
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Big Boobie Babe Tamazin via Mr Skin Celebs
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The Emotional Limits of Pornstars
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8 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Cute newbie drops to her knees to swallow some random dude’s stiff cock
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Thigh Highs Grip the Toy
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She Didn’t Last Long
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Thick Ass Walk in the Woods!
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Melinda Clarke – FHM Magazine, 2003
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Angel Wicky Just Put The Tip In
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Big Boob TikTok Strip!
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Gwyneth Paltrow posts her daughter’s possible nip-slip
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WAITING FOR DESSERTS
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Liza Biggs Roped In Beauty Scoreland
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Sizzling Photo Shoot: Stella Hudgens Flaunts Perfect Derrière in Barely-There Thong Panties!
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HOT Threesome (GIF)
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Hot Busty Beauty Amanda Maquellen via Bella Club
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Stefanie Knight Via Playboy Mexico
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Masturbating at Ikea!
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HelenaLive sexy and topless
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Super Mario Director’s Cut (GIF)
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2023

28

Dec

Jenna Ortega’s in a Dress or Some Shit of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is the viral star thanks to the Tim Burton Wednesday series, which featured her doing a dance that went viral on TikTok thanks to everyone being fucking robots who felt compelled to do their own version of it, basically like lip synching their favorite song, it’s almost like they’ve created a bunch of fucking robot humans who do what they are told….dance monkeys…dance.

Here she is dancing:

I don’t find her anything hot, her dopey face looks like some kind of retardation, but people seem to like her because they are told to. She’s basically the brown haired Sydney Sweeney, the cieling eyes are what they are conditioning us to expect out of women, probably for some Alien takeover they are planning.

They are saying that Wednesday is Netflix’s replacement for Stranger Things, so they need Ortega locked in for more than just the 2 seasons they’ve done, but clearly she’s more expensive now, especially knowing that the backbone of the streamer relies on her being part of their strategy. Who cares, where are the tits?

Along with Wednesday, she was in some SCREAM spin-off movie, that she won’t be returning to, thanks to the fame and fortune of Wednesday. She’s also in some more serious movie called “Miller’s Girl” which is about a teacher doing FUCK with his student. Let’s hope there are tits.

She plays an 18 year old who gets special treatment from her English professor, but when he doesn’t give into her sexual requests, she goes to the authorities claiming they did fuck fuck…a more serious role but still clickbait fodder she’s used to being part of, I prefer clickbait that includes tits.

The internet is mad about it because the internet are a bunch of virtue signalling pussies, and they say things like: “These movies about a woman lying about assault to ruin a man’s life actually harm victims in real life and makes it harder for victims to be believed,” or “nothing more boring and overdone in mainstream media than young women being taken advantage of and portrayed as seductresses,”…girls are manipulative whores, a tail as old as time, don’t try to rewrite history…..you armchair Siskel and Ebert who should have been the one who lost your voicebox instead.

Here she is in a movie that could be Miller’s Girl, I don’t know and WILL not identify it.

Here are some more Ortega pics, not featuring tits, where are the tits….she’s got them and should use them.

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2023

28

Dec

Millie Bobby Brown Does Shameless Bikini Content of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown who is not related to Bobby Brown, has 63 milion followers thanks to being on the Stranger Things series that I refused to watch because I am always suspicious of overly successful, celebrated, and viral things. I know the average person is a mindless, retard follower, so if they start cycling the same catch phrases or recommendations, I assume the algorithm’s managed to penetrate their minds.

I may miss out on great things like all the Comic Book Movies, the Kardashians, Game of Thrones, and really anything hyped….making me an outsider rather than someone who can capitalize on the retardation of these viral things….but I’m ok with that, it’s my inner “runaway to the woods off grid” spirit.

So the fans are Stranger Things fans, they were into her as a shaved head child and now they are jerking off to her bikini pics she’s producing shamelessly for attention because she’s into her young bikini bod, or because she wants her fans jerking off to her young bikini bod, and I guess it all works out nicely for her ego, to feel sexy all while manipulating the social media so that people buy her bullshit direct to consumer products since she’s more than an actor, but also a BRAND….that’s how you make billions as an ACTOR you see.

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2023

28

Dec

The Jordyn Jones Rebrand of the Day

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The internet has a pretty selective memory, which works in the favor of girls who want to erase their salacious past, because all they have to do is delete the racy content, the link to selling the near nude aggressive content, wait a few years or months if you’re consistent in your posting wholesome pics, and if you’re ever asked about the time you had an OnlyFans and did weird racy half naked content, call the person a slut shamer, tell them it was a phase, blame childhood trauma and secure those deals.

Jordyn Jones was a weird one because she was sold to the industry at a young age via a reality show based on children dancing, which exists and the producers haven’t been arrested for, even though we all can assume the kind of people into that shit….and it ain’t grannies.

She launched a pop song, probably did some acting, I mean she was famous on social media so there was money there, but instead of playing the mainstream angle she was gifted, she stripped down for attention.

Well, clearly she landed a boyfriend, found god, got new agents who showed her what she was doing was quick and easy whore money which isn’t sustainable or even impressive, because her content is now in USA sweaters and not thongs that show her bootyhole.

The internet, a place for NEW beginnings after a stint in the underbelly porn-zone…

Let this inspire me to start my traditional wife training course all these whores need!

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2023

28

Dec

Jessica Wilde is the Instagram Of The Day

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Jessica Wilde is apparently some self proclaimed geriatric “inked” model involved in the whole tattoo industry and she produces racy content that you can almost jerk off to, walking that fine line of instagram terms and conditions, eventually breaking you down with her seduction tactics to google whether she’s got an OnlyFans or if she’s had any leaked nudes.

These are not her leaked nudes, because I don’t care enough to put in that kind of work, these are her instagram pics.

I am sure Jessica Wilde is lovely, but I’ve consistently hated tattoos since the dawn of time.

When they became a trend, the women getting marked up like a sketch book or bored prison inmate, looking all dirty but colorful pretending to be so unique by branding themselves with ugly poison and shitty art that they pretend represents important milestones in their life, since being an annoying woman who intellectualizes everything definitely needs to be applied to the tattoos they’ve branded themselves with. Whether that’s the death of a pet, or grandmother, or friend, or worse…a relationship….or some other healing from their self identified trauma that they bore us with…like their parents getting divorced or some other nonsense like a quote or lyric that resonates with them, or an afirmation that would make me want to vomit when reading in a MEME, yet that they have on their arm, or some sleeve filled with a scene of all the things they like, like a garden, birds, a boat, animals…I don’t fucking know…tattoos make me sick, but the backstory of each tattoo make me sicker….they are only good to talk about on first dates because tattooed people, like vegans, won’t shut up about them.

So yeah, it documents their self involved lives, makes them think they are unique, all while being JUST like everyone else because they are followers, losers and basic.

So I’m not into them, but maybe you are, and that’s why I am bringing you Jessica Wilde, probably no relation to OLIVA WILDE who has no relation to OSCAR WILDE!

Image Credit – Instagram

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2023

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to walk in the room and wonder who has done Anal….

Now I to wonder who has not done anal.

No one has not done anal…..

We’re going into 2024 as a bunch of butt fuckers….

Here are some stepLINKS….

College Football Fiance Katie Miller
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Carmen Electra and Drea de Matteo Link Up
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Helena Christensen Keeps Her Cold Plunge Tradition Going!
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A SOMEWHAT AWKWARD FIGHT
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MOVE BITCH! (GIF)
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The theoretical results of falling through the earth’s center
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Olivia Culpo’s Game Day Viral Video for the 49ers
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Jason Mamoa’s Tattoos
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Gracie Hunt’s Game Day Outfit!
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Sommer Ray Does Christmas!
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21 Genius Life Hacks That Were Discovered By Lazy People
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Sommer Ray/ Red Lingerie and Black Boots Chic
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Bring the Zen on World Kindness Day!
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Joy Corrigan’s Head-Turning Visit to Alo Yoga: Fitness and Glamour
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Epic fart prank in Walmart
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Reason why cats often leave and never return
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Addison Rae in a Bikini!
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Patrick Mahomes – Happy Holidays Gate!
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Tearing open an earphone to look at its incredible technology
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When You See It… LOL (GIF)
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Help Find this Thirsty Cheerleader!
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10 People Who Achieved Great Things after 90
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30+ Hot Girls Embracing The Beauty Of Freckles
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Lily Adelina shows us her curves in sexy black lingerie
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The super model Jasmine Sanderswith a transparent outfit and a thong!
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Lady Gaga’s Makeup Hacks!
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Cat’s epic reaction to a giant tarantula
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Katie Miller is the College QB Cutie!
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Cop body slams and fractures the skull of an innocent guy
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: GOICOECHEA
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Barbados Bliss: Tallia Storm’s Curves Steal the Seaside Spotlight
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Russian gangster pretends to be a professor and pranks students
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Eagles Cheerleaader Ashley Hillis Celebrates the Win!
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Hotter Than The Sun #42
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Tommy Smothers of Smothers Brothers dies
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Frankie Bridge Showing Ass at the Beach!
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“Oddly Specific Shirts”: 43 Funny Times People Had Just The Right T-Shirt
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Time lapse of a caterpillar turning into a moth
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Man plays toy pianos in a shop and captures people’s reactions
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Easily the most anger-filled badminton game ever
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THESE ATHLETES ARE HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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30+ Sexy ‘Side View’ Photos
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Olivia Culpo’s Game Day Viral Video for the 49ers!
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Jutta Leerdam’s Bikini for Christmas!
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Pair of kids get caught by dad after they smear themselves with paint
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Boy folded in half on his path to recovery
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Isabela Merced no longer Moner but still Dora The Explora – Hollister
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Alabama Barker 182 – Your new 18 y/o Hooker of the Day Photoshoot
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Kendall Jenner – Some type of Mrs Claus goes to a funeral photoshoot
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Zoey Deutch – Leaving Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood
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Frida Aasen – New Yorker Lingerie
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Megan Fox – Dinner at Nobu in Malibu
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Bikini on a beach in Mexico
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Ariana Grande – With Sponge Bob out in NYC
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Taylor Swift – Las Vegas Raiders v Kansas City Chiefs game in Kansas City
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Katie Holmes – Seen out in New York
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Shelley Hennig nude and sexy
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Tough Choice (GIF)
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Lingerie Hottie Laurine via Mr Skin Celebs
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Liza Biggs Roped-In Beauty
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Lourdes Nude Where the River Flowed!
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Hot Beauty Frances Via Zemani
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Roadside Attraction!
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Allie Pearson Jiggle Belle XL Girls
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How In The…. (GIF)
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Sultry Sophistication: Sydney Sweeney’s Red Dress Revelation and Enchanting Cleavage
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AMATEUR FLESH: LAVASEYE
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Angel Wicky Just Put The Tip In
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Full-frontal nudity from Linda Caridi in Antionia (2015)
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Julia Fox in a Revealing Dress!
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Apparently she thinks it’s normal to end a massage with a mouthful of cum
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Milena Laplassotte nude
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SPILL ALL YOUR MILK ON ME
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Good Girls, Bad Decisions
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Busty Blonde (GIF)
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Play Ball!
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Callie Brooks in A League of Her Own!
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RANDOM SHITS OF THE WEEK
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Step 1: Buy A Boat
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Cardi B in a Sexy Dress for a Balenciaga After-Party!
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Lingerie Babe ‘Shock’ with Anabel via Photodromm
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Holly Marie Combs topless in A Reason to Believe (1995)
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Sexy Lana Lane via Zishy
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Natasha Nice Have Yourself A Merry Anal Xmas Anal Mom
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The Christmas Spirit (GIF)
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FIGHT NIGHT
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2023

27

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Grabbing her Tit for Instagram of the Day

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Heidi Klum is on vacation, so naturally she’s producing content around her tits as she works her way into being in her 50s.

Possibly unable to accept that she’s weathered, menopausal, broken and leathery….the smells of her pussy rot from all those years of using her pussy for personal gain, so she’s trying to use the tits for as much attention and validation as she can get.

Possibly just letting her true whore colors shine through in the public because she doesn’t need to pretend she’s a conservative and modest lingerie model, but instead that she’d do porn if the lingerie model thing didn’t happen for her.

Bored rich people…but unfortunately not bored enough to laugh a porn company, release some sex tapes, show more labia, all leathery and thick from use, like an old wallet…her mainstream career would suffer and there’s too much money in that to fuck up….but she may eventually get dropped by the mainstream and be forced to do porn for attention and even if she’s in her 80s when it happens…I’ll watch because I am a pervert but also a supporter of elderly people doing porn because of the whole one last hurrah, living out that weird bucket list weirdness that warms my pervert soul…it also makes working the old folks home more interesting.

I’m more interested in her hot big titty daughter who has been raised by a high profile prostitute, but I’ve always liked the mom and daughter duos at the stripclub, it’s happened more often than you’d expect on the Day Shift, but being able to compare and contrast the tits always fun and being able to see a degenerate mother’s degeneracy get passed down to her daughter is even more fun….

Generational sex work is something far more special than passing on the family Chirstmas Yule Log recipe….

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2023

27

Dec

Gwyneth Paltrow in Mexico Whoring Out her Daughter of the Day

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Apple Martin may be one of the dumbest celebrity names for their children in our lifetimes, but she is not 19 years old and we can ignore her idiotic name and focus on her tits instead, all thanks to celebrity mother Gwyneth who has put the daughter on her instagram feed in bikini.

It’s one of those shameless attention seeking rich kid that provided Gwyneth Paltrow a career. Her mom was an actress and her dad was a director and for that reason alone she felt entitled to get in all those movies before realizing she had a bigger purpose in life, which is a lifestyle brand for women to get into insane rich lady trends like steaming their cunts and other things to make Gwyneth billions of dollars. Arguably more annoying and detrimental to women than her acting career, but who fucking cares about women falling for her bullshit, I’m here for the daughter’s tits.

You see, having a daughter she finds hot is something she must show off because she’s a show off, so whether Apple and her dumb name want it or not, she’s going to be a public figure in some capacity, obviously already set for life between her two parents, but that doesn’t mean she can’t do influencer shit, or other shit with those tits.

I never found Paltrow hot, but celebrity kids when they become adults after living that vapid rich kid life with half retard celebrity parents who think they are super important, makes for an interesting breed of human….so I’ll stare at those tits.

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2023

27

Dec

Denise Richards Decorating the Tree of the Day

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The ornament of the season is Denise Richard’s explanted tit, you can’t see it, but I assume it’s what she uses to prop the tree up. The Tree stand of the rich and famous.

I know what you’re thinking, she should have used the explant to top the tree, to put the angel vs star debate to rest, the clear winner is definitely the implant that once made Denise Richards’ tit less depressing…but I guess only one tree can benefit from that product, unless she went to a factory in china and made cheap fakes, which she could. Maybe I should, that’s the merchandise this site needs to sell to stay in business….celebrity explant ornaments for the holidays….the budding entrepreneur up in here.

The truth is that her mutant tit still has an implant in it, just under all the scar tissue from the multiple hack-jobs she’s had….

It’s hard to hate the old mom, now near empty nester for channeling her passion for being a whore and combining it with her passion of being in front of the camera for attention, and monetizing that shit hard enough to bother trying to do Christmas themed content.

She’s masterful…or brave…or early onslaught dementia like Bruce Willis, too mental to realize how weird she’s being…

I guess this is better than finding a dead squirrel in the tree, but I can’t guarantee it smells better…

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2023

27

Dec

Olya Abramovich is the Instagram Of The Day

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Olya Abramovich is some Russian instagram content star, who may or may not be Russian technology rather than an actual human and either way she is a nice reminder that that Russian girls, all robotic, soulless, focused like a KGB spy trying to suck the information they want out of the man with the information, are pretty hot.

I don’t know if we’re allowed to appreciate the Russian women in this era, because there was a time when the internet, media and flags around the world went to the Ukraine, hating the Russians, and blacklisting them from everything. Something that could have been resolved by looking at how hot Russian women are.

I guess all world political issues for the circus propaganda they push on people who really shouldn’t care about what goes on in Eastern Europe, but for some reason the media wants you to care, is that it can all be solved with a good old fashioned Russian Model and Ukranian Model to wrestle it out like they wrestle bears.