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2019

09

Aug

Miley Cyrus White Bikini Grinding of the Day

Miley Cyrus is back on her bullshit, because that is what happens when girls figure out what they are good at, what gets them attention, what gets people looking, and it isn’t that complicated, it is a get naked motherfucker…

BUT….

Miley denounced her antics after influencing a bunch of young girls to follow her empowered lead to get half naked on social media…she quit weed, went country, and guess who’s back….TWERKING no less…shaking her ass in a dance cuz that is who she is, that is her core being, that is her marketable skillset, and that’s fucking that….

Welcome back one trick trick.

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2019

09

Aug

Hot Poker Video for Our Friends at Suicide Jacks of the Day

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I came across this video of people playing fucking poker and not just any people, hot slutty Russian looking women by well known, hot naked Russian girl photographer and videographer named Alexander Tikhomirov…this dude makes everything fucking sexy…thanks to hot Russian women willing to get naked….and today he’s doing that with poker…a good old fashioned man sport that can bring out everyone’s inner whore fucking cowboy…like it was the wild west up in here….the sexy wild west.

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2019

09

Aug

Sarah Snyder Slutty Bikini Porno of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is some gutter instagram girl who all the streetwear losers are excited by, probably because she puts out content like this, and their nerd shoe collecting lameness can’t handle it…it’s set to their hip hop music they like so much…like thee 45 year old woman I saw running laps in the park….cuz hip hop is pop and zero cool…like your sneaker collecting you Hybebeasts losers…

I know her as some random pussy that Jayden Smith compared his front hole with…and I guess she’s kinda hot while acting nice and subtle in this era of porn meeting the maintream…but if that was really the case…where is the anal scene?

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2019

09

Aug

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the sexual predator who targets female A List celebrities who are going through an identity crisis and offers them a pussy to lick in efforts to elevate her value….it’s like get someone like Miley or Kristen Stewart to “date” her publicly….sometimes even get caught doing scandalous shit with them and all of a sudden she matters…and all of a sudden she’s cast by Victoria’s Secret and all of a sudden her topless selfies for Instagram pull more weight when it’s all just been strategic manipulation that goes unnoticed cuz she hides behind the being a lesbian thing and no one can call out a lesbian…it becomes a hate crime….and none of us need that…especially when we’re here looking at tits on the beach for attention since everything this girl does is for attention…get as popular as possible…and win at your hipster hustle.

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2019

09

Aug

Sofia Richie Fake Tits Getting Wet of the Day

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Sofia Richie with her new tits on….doing the Kardashian thing like the rich, lazy, entitled trash she is.

Here is her fake sister Nicole Richie in her bikini….with her fake tits on…

Here is her boyfriends baby mama also on vacation with them..because it’s all a fucking scam…

It’s nice to see Lionel Richie’s legacy has produced such fucking low hanging fruit trashy ugly chicks with fake tits doing nothing of substance…sure Nicole Richie has a clothing brand no one needed or asked for…a real great contribution to the world….she might as well is the same as her sister, through adoption, she is the adopted one….who is a third tier character in the social media storylin of the Kardashians…garbage…

I spent a night with Nicole Richie, many years ago, when she was a big deal, before social media, because I was invited to some party by her boyfriend at the time DJ AM….and she fucking sucked, was a rude little cunt who couldn’t be bothered to engage or talk to anyone, she just sat their all sour faced like she was super important and I saw exactly the kind of low level, talentless, UGLY dog shit she was/is….

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2019

09

Aug

Olivia Culpo Slutty of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is a whore…

I know what you’re thinking….”Jesus all these girls who come up on instagram are whores”….but the truth is that she was able to position her whore behavior as being a relevant influencer attending all the relevant events….known from doing pageants and fucking a Jonas brother….only to move onto fuck athletes who she probably slides into on the DM…you know a girl who played fashionable, more than out to get followers so athletes thinks she has a job, or has it together, or is a model or instagrammer, or whatever…when it was clearly never about the brand deals…but about the bigger picture of being a rich high profile person’s wife / baby momma…

There is no doubt in my mind that this trash that brands seem to like is a straight up prostitute…it may be an unconventional prostitute but still a prostitute….and I guess you could argue all women are…but some are more obvious about it…like this bitch with her ass out looking for NFL players to fuck.

Garbagee.

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2019

09

Aug

Sienna Miller Bikini Nip Slip of the Day

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Sienna Miller was one of those actresses we all wanted to fuck about 15 years ago – thanks to always being naked in her movies….giving us some titties and bush to look at on the regular…you know making the movie worth renting and jerking off to the way nature intended….

I guess she’s still up too her old tricks…15 years later….with her tit out….doing some mom shit cuz she’s a mom now…wearing that one piece bathing suit I respect and wish more moms took on as a serious thing…that mom in a bikini is just terrible…

So it’s never too late to be an exhibitionist….even when it’s too late..cuz we are all perverts!

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2019

09

Aug

Naomi Watts Panties of the Day

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Naomi Watts, who is good in Funny Games because she played a real IDIOT wife and *spoiler alert* she dies in the end…..is fucking everywhere..

She’s in the Loudest Voice in the Room about genius tyrant Roger Ailes…who started Fox News….and sexually harassed his staff as I feel he should have because I am old school and know that women are whores and will suck dick to get ahead so take the dick sucking….they love the power struggle and power dynamic…I remember when Dov Charney at American Apparel was going down for fucking willing young staffers cuz he was their “god” you know cuz they worked for his brand and fucking loved his brand…you probably don’t remember American Apparel staffers but they were SO committed to the cause that meeting their GURU and putting out for their GURU was almost what they strived for, they all wanted to be the favorite and it was his company, who the fuck cares, if you can’t handle it move on.

That has nothing to do with Naomi Watts and her panties in this shoot, but who the fuck cares about Naomi Watts..some Australian stealing your jobs like she’s Margot Robbie, Russel Crowe, Heath Ledger, Steve Irwin, Nicole Kidman,what the fuck is with Australians movie to LA to be actors…weird.

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2019

09

Aug

That Dude Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele got her TUCK game on strong…rocking her jacked up face and possibly jacked up ass that is hardly a stretch for her because she’s a seasoned veteran in the plastic surgery space thanks to the whole sex change thing…

Her trash face from the side profile is looking as bad as her beer belly barrel shape…that I guess could be pregnant – in the event I am wrong about my aggressively researched thesis that she was born man…repackaged as woman cuz women have longevity in the entertainment industry…thanks to perverts like you, while male child stars become Hailey Joel Osment.

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2019

09

Aug

Kaia Gerber Bikini of the Day

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Kaia Gerber taking a break from her busy hectic life…

It is hard out there for a very rich and entitled girl who her mom has stage-parented into following a rough life as a model…traveling in luxury to do menial shit that doesn’t matter…like posing in overpriced products people don’t need…despite that idea alone going against the liberal agenda of reduce / reuse / recycle….you know that you don’t need 4000 dollar leather pants with a designer name on it….you can wear 10 dollar Walmart Sweat Pants everyday for 4 years…you know like me…reducing that carbon footprint and saving the fucking planet.

It’s pretty disgusting that mini-crawford is sexualized at a young age by her mom, or put into this nonsense retard world of modeling when she could actually do something good with all her parents money they sit on…

But the vapid trash keep creating vapid trash.

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