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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless of the Day

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Sara Sampaio sunning her tits because she probably reads the blogs or listens to the podcasts of all these health and wellness gurus pushing you to sun therapy….standing naked in the sun for 10 minutes a day for wellness…like that is even a fucking thing….I’ve been standing naked anywhere I can for as long as I can remember because clothes are constricting…but I wasn’t smart enough to write an e-book on it, or over analyze it, or develop a program for all these desperate people to sign up to and try to participate in to fill the emptyness that is their existence…

Or maybe she’s mad that Victoria’s Secret has replaced her with a TRANS with the same name who has is hotter, gets more hype and has less of a beard than her….so pull the titties out for attention trick.

Also..have we ever seen these two in the same room…?

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2019

Aug

Sommer Ray Almost Full Pussy of the Day

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Sommer Ray is some overhyped, but barely hyped, cuz she’s not a household name, and never will be cuz that face is made of butter….but she’s got instagram followers like Alexis Ren, the butter face before her, thanks to being a half naked whore…

She’s positioned herself as some fitness chick, making fitness porn, cuz that’s what Florida will do to a woman from Florida….ass out for in all ways possible…but always under the guise of being practical and useful information…you know how to do fitness rather than being what it actually is…a girl in a thong doing fitness…

Either way, she’s 22, has 22 million followers and a quote from the bible on her slutty fucking IG feeed…Jeremiah 29:11

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”

Sounds and looks pretty stable…as she simulates sex in photos for IG like her GOD intended her to do.

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2019

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini of the Day

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JENNIFER LOPEZ doesn’t give a fuck that she’s in her 50s….she uses it as some coming of age, right of passage excuse to go more and more hardcore. This is the equivalent of you dudes about to turn 40 saying “I am going to get into the best shape of my life” so you start up fitness, or “I am going to finally get a job and stop being a degenerate who borrows money from my parents to pay my rent”…..you know that big pivotal timeline we’ve set for ourselves to achieve something, only to consistently disappoint ourselves…”this year I’ll make that million”…or “I’ll go on that trip”….or “I’ll launch that project or business”…but you never do…which is why you’e not J.Lo…cuz J.Lo sets targets and delivers….

I guess at 50 her target was to give her tits some shine, rather than that fat ass, cuz they deserve love too…I mean that…and still trying to be jerked off to at 50 despite menopause cuz she’s a go-getter…who knows her loyal crowd will support all she does…but even more so if she looks worth fucking with all that fitness, diet and plastic surgery treatments that rich as fuck people like J.Lo can afford to pull off.

I guess what I am saying is…I wonder why she cropped out her pussy in those white bikini bottoms…was that too slutty for her? Who cares….

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2019

Aug

Bella Hadid Trans Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid looking like Hillary Swank in Boys Dont Cry with her tit out for fashion.

It is fucking negligent of any and all media publications to write about these people like they matter.

It just validates their bullshit storylines that should have stayed on Facebook or Instagram with all its fake followers.

It is the media that took them off social media and got them cast in nonsense campaigns, legitimizing their existence…all while being ugly trash that were just lucky enough to be rich kids with a vapid and vain father willing to invest in their future as models cuz it benefitted him.

Plastic surgery ridden monster Hadid is gross and I guess so is the news media who try to tell you she’s not.

We live in an era where there are enough trans out there that we don’t need girls who look like men to sell product, high end luxury product….save it for the trans people…not some rich brat stealing the trans culture to validate her rich kid life that should never had the mainstream appeal it god.

Garbage people.

Here she is in a short skirt jumpin a fence..

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Here she is in her bra and panties ..

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2019

Aug

Cameron Diaz Burkini of the Day

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Cameron Diaz in her brukini…

There was a time when she was probably one of the hottest girls in Hollywood. Constantly cast as the love interest and really not that good of an actress to carry those roles….she was potentially America’s Sweetheart along with Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan and whoever else has had the title..

And now…after years of retirement from the movie business, where she spends doing whatever the fuck she does, I blacklisted her when I found out she was married to one of the loser mall brand Good Charlotte sisters….her thighs rub together…because behind every hot girl is an old fat girl waiting to make an appearance and this here is that appearance for Cameron Diaz….time may heal, but it’s not so friendly when it comes to bodies falling the fuck apart more and more each year.

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2019

Aug

Teen Choice Awards Tits of the Day

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It’s the annual Teen Choice Awards..how pissed do you think Jeffrey Epstein is that he missed this? Maybe missing the teen choice awards was the final straw that made him kill himself…

All these conspiracies out there about the government killing the motherfucker – on suicide watch but no one saw him die – we’ve all seen movies….

But maybe it was suicide, the dude was a horrible person who lived like a king off the back of Victoria’s Secret all these years….

And maybe the teen choice awards was the motive…”I can’t make it to the teen choice awards, that’s a life I am not willing to live”…..

Pervert fuck.

Alex Morgan who got invited for some reason..

Brittany Snow with the Pitch Perfect tits out

DJ Tanner got an invite even though she’s pushing 50 years old..

Haley Joel Osmet…has changed…

Jessica Alba covering up her Herpes but letting a lil titty out, also another old lady at the teen awards..creepy..

Is this really Lucy Hale or is this Michael Jacksons ghost coming to collect?

It’s not a meaningless event if Madison Beer didn’t show up in a crop top!

Sarah Hyland’s new hair to go with her new kidney..in a very short skirt..

Some old lady from the nursing home across the street that showed up as Taylor Swift

Terrifying Tori Spelling

Skinny Zandaya being skinny…

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Posted in:SFW|Teen Choice

2019

Aug

ASMR on Youtube is Jerk Off Porn of the Day

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I’ve been calling out youtube for the last 10-15 years for being a porn site.

A public traded porn site.

There is no surprise that there is no doubt that people are jacking off to smutty videos on the platform at any given minute or second in the day. It’s just one of those “hard to regulate” places and weird subgroups pop up on certain content, because ultimately as humans, everything comes down to one basic emotion and human bodily function…cumming.

We are perverts of the internet, we get it….but why doesn’t Google or Facebook or Reddit or TUMBLR take ownership of that? Why do we live in a society where their porn pervert traffic brings them tons of pages to run ads on, views to monetize, but it is hidden….like a dirty little secret. What happened to owning who you are and being sex positive in the process…

That said, I have been aware of ASMR before it went viral and I always got creeped out by it, even though it works, I get the chills down my back, but it makes me want to punch a motherfucker not sleep…

Now that it is viral, it is everywhere, a meme, and since I know it as a weird fetish from a few years ago that was not marketed as a fetish, I knew there would be some pervert shit on YOUTUBEE…I just never bothered looking…

But I was sent in this video this weekend and I thought it was pretty fucking hilarious that YOUTUBE runs ads on a girl telling you to eat your own cum…you perverts…

Publicly traded SMUT…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Aug

Another Train Pervert and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Sets Fire to Bike

Run Over TWICE in China

Elderly Drive into Nursing Home

Playing Chicken with the Train…

Cop Breaks Driver’s Window

Scared of the Glass Bridge

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A dead Epstein means a lot of other rich perverts won’t get fully exposed unless their sex tapes Epstein recorded get found / released…so all these corrupt politicians who pretend to hate each other came together when it counts…self preservation or some shit…

Now, thanks to Epstein, when I see a Mercedes pull up to a store and two teen girls dressed like Instagram hoes, you know what I mean, crop tops and short shorts, I can’t tell if they are being dropped off by their dad, daddy or an Epstein type…and I guess none of that really matters…the world is perverted, people in power are perverted, to think otherwise is just stupid…

Morning stepLINKS…Don’t Mind if I do…

Man Fractures Kid’s Skull for Disrespecting National Anthem
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Half Naked and Loving Fucking Life in FLorida
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Taylor Swift is Showing her New Found Tits and She Sucks
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Browns Player who Lied to Get a Tryout – Killin’ It..
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Ohio Lawmakers Accidentally Legalized Pot
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Southwest Airlines Captain Brings His Dad Home.
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Hilary Duff Tattoos
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Fiery Redneck Stunt
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Some Bullshit Taylor Swift Drama…
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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2019

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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MAY this weekend bring you as many empowered women who have taken ownership of their bodies and their sexuality while being sex positive and against slut and body shaming, and who are showing us all how empowered they are by showing off their tits and asses and thanks to the bike shorts – their front hole…for all of you all jack off proper…

Remember you can find these empowered women in parks, on public transit, in bars and clubs or at the Grocery store but it’s probably easier for masturbation purposes to just hit their social media accounts…less chance of getting arrested…

May this weekend not get you arrested whilst masturbating to empowered women…and always remember TAXATION IS THEFT! People need to fight a fight worth fighting. TAXES!! Stop letting the government take 44 cents on every dollar you make and remember, thanks to Tommy Lee’s tweet he didn’t write….if those the mega churches don’t pay taxes…then either should we…

Inspiring. I know. That’s why I’m the drunkenstepfather and you aren’t. Bastard.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Dude Sings Crazy Song on Banjo at City Council Meeting
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Jake Gyllenhaals New Pussy…
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Idiot on the ATV
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Sofia Richie on a Yacht
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Hot Gabby Epstein Bikini Model Pushing Pussy Hair Removal
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A man who hates uplifting Stories on the Internet…
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Joe Biden Says – Poor Kids are just as bright as white kids
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Joe Biden Says – Choose Truth OVER Facts
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Hilary Duff Tattoos…
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Armie Hammer Put Marvel Entertainment On Blast Over Their Trump Loving Chairman
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Camila Mendes Ass in Bathing Suit…
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We Need Stronger Gun Control – Here’s a Dude Who Went on Stabbing Spree
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100 Puppacinos for Rescue Dogs
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Heckler Improves Comedians Set
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Nicolas Cage Went on a Search for Holy Grail…
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People are Mad Trump Smiles in Pics with Orphans
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Constance Jablonski Topless
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White Supremacist Stabbing 4 Black Guys Handcuffed By Corrections Officer
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Kal Penn Says Harold and Kumar is Coming…
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Ricky Martin Shares First Pics of Daughter….
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Kid Rock Came For Taylor Swift And Her Politics
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Dog Claps When he’s Happy
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Dan Bilzarean in some Faggot Ass Shorts Lifting
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Karreuche Tran Nipple
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Rita Ora Booty on a LOLITA Boat
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Tommy Lee Hates Donald Trump, Roasts Him On Twitter Over Gun Control
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Dude Robbing Woman – Fails
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Food Porn?
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GIRLS TO FUCK …
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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Emma Watson in Some Fucking Weirdo Skirt Short Bullshit Things
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Sloppy Tits
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Brooke Burke Bikini
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Bella Thorne Bikini
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Hamlin Sister Fakee Paparazzi Gym Pics
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Sistine Stallone is Ugly
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Kate Beckinsale Slutty Legs
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Lea Michelle Bikini
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Sydney Sweeney in Cosmo
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Penelope Cruz Dressed like a Dildo
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Sienna Miller Bikini Slut
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Anna Hathaway MOM BELLY
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Barbara Alvin Cleavage
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Hailey Baldwin is Trans For Sure
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Tumblr Porn of the Day – TUMBLR Is Perverted…
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Dildo Aint a Chew Toy
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Big Titty Tease
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Instagrm Looking Bitch Fucking and Other Acts that Make You a Whore
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Nude Reddit Amateur – Casey Klein
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Naked Tanning
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Area 51 FUCK
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Hot to Open Champagne
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Booty Against the Shower
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Maitland Ward’s Black Dude Cuckold Porn in Cosplay
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Bad Parenting
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Lesbian Teeens in the TOileet
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Just Some Dykes Looking Good
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BIG TITTY OOPS
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Amateur TITTIES
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I hate when this Happens
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Restaurant Flashing
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DO A FLIP!
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I Love Girls Who Get Naked On the Internet…..Don’t You!
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