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2019

15

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Shitty Lesbian Tits and Gut Sunbathing for Twilight Fans of the Day

I think the title of this post covers everything I have to say about Kristen Stewart, her rendition of lesbianism, with her tits out getting some sun, like the free spirit I guess she is now that she’s found orgasms through pussy eating…

She’s a very boring celebrity, that twilight thing was just so big anyone involved would get some level of relevance…and this one cracked with the success….but is now confident…so confideent she’s got her fat stomach out on the yacht cuz lesbianism is far more forgiving than hetero dudes…the “patriarchy” who have unrealisitic expectations out of the women they sexualize…

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2019

15

Jul

Britney Spears in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Britney Spears is in some kind of protest…wearing a see through shirt to get people talking about her….to help break her free from the very luxurious prison she lives in…

It is interesting that no one seemed to give a fuck about Britney being a prisoner until recently, even though it was happening in front of us consistently since she shaved her head and her parents became her legal guardians again….and still are…even though she’s 40….

Her family control everything about her, the social media, they mooch the fuck off of her stardom like the white trash that found a cash cow that happens to be their daughter….

It’s not the first time white trash sell off their daughters for money…it’s a white trash formula…it’s just the first time it’s been done publicly and for pop music not sex work.

Britney gets a handful of chances to make a weird statement from her medicated state….and this is one of them…old lady mom nips out and all.

It’s great.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2019

15

Jul

Gronk’s Fat Girlfriend Camille Kostek in a Bikini Cameltoe of the Day

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If you’re interested in Gronk’s fat girlfriend, who is big on Social Media and who was used by Sports Illustrated as their cover girl on their useless magazine because they felt she had the most potential to sell magazines….well here she is…

You know you Patriot Fan Boys into seeing what your now retired Patriot sticks his dick in….because she doesn’t realize she’s plus sized, she wears a size too small, and it hugs the cunt hard enough that you can see her full cunt, that is most likely an inny-cunt, not an outty cunt, thanks to the whole being a fat chick, it fattens up the outter labia….not that fat chicks can’t have dangly pussy…it’s just that for the most part…fat covers it…

Fascinating fact. Right.

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Posted in:Camille Kostek|SFW

2019

15

Jul

Bella Thorne Slutty Crack Buy of the Day

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Bella Thorne just looks like she smells like shit….like she’s one or two selfies away from posting pics of her fisting her ass as she transitions to become a man as it will garner more attention to herself, like all these freaks who are broken from being on social media are doing to get people to talk about them.

TITTY PICS AINT ENOUGH ANYMORE…you need to be really broken….and you need to really put yourself out there by cutting off your dick, or tits, or whatever it is all the kids are doing….

In my era, you’d become punk, or goth, or whatever….in this era you change your gender.

It’s the hip thing to do…and Bella Throne on her way to becoming a man is a very fucking likely outcome of this try hard, hype generating idiot.

Here is her new tattoo..

Idiots…everywhere…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

15

Jul

Elsa Hosk Being Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the same age as Candice Swanepoel. She was hired as Candice’s stand in when Candice decided to first get pregnant before getting pregnant again and again…that bitch was pregnant for 3-4 years it seems….the now single mom model with a bikini company who came from a slave owner family back in South Africa..looks like shit….while this pro athlete from Sweden came in, all competitive as athletes are and took thee fuck over….being hotter, better, edgier….and not as fucking haggard as the single mom.

So I’m a fan, she’s a breath of promo underwear model for an evil corporation fresh air….

How about some titties….in some old titty pics of her…OK! Deal!

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

15

Jul

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

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Kate Upton and her mom tits on a boat….in a bikini…showing off her mom tits that have been mom tits since she was 16 and started to model…despite the rest of her being very fucking weird looking and weird shaped….only no one noticed cuz they were too swept away and excited by her mom tits….in an era of celebrating tits and being obsessed with tits…because our moms didn’t breast feed up enough, or our moms breast fed us too much, or draw to big sloppy tits is a constant..or was a constant before everyone turned queer or trans and forget the simplicity of a huge tit…a huge set of tits is the key to Kate Upton’s existence.

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2019

15

Jul

Lili Reinhart Sweaty of the Day

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Lili Reinhart who had some artistic nudes taken by her famous boyfriend leaked a few weeks ago, to which her legal team said “yay, we’ll get paid extra for this”…in a strategy that leads me to believe the lawyers hired to take down the barely nude nudes are the same people who leak the pics, maybe they send them to themselves when they get the star’s phone for a minute when the star isn’t paying attention…to open up the photos app, find the titties and send them to themselves…smart business.

Now she’s out here showing off her plus sized is the right size to get on a hit show body in a one piece as plus sized should always be in the one pieces….and there’s a wet spot…that is likely sweat from her doing one sit up…from getting up to go to the bathroom as fat girls shit alot…and make me wonder whether their anuses get bigger with their pantsize or if the anus stays the same size despite having to unload a lot more shit from all the food they need to maintain being plus sized.

I’ll probably never know…

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Posted in:Lili Reinhart|SFW

2019

15

Jul

Rachel Cook Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Rachel Cook out here feeling like a real model with her tits out for something called “we don’t give a fuck”….but at least there’s some tit on this Bootleg Rachel Leigh Cook, who is actually hotter and younger than Rachel Leigh Cook, and thus more important, relevant, even if less successful..

The other Rachel Cook is probably out there in the old folks home saying “Well she may have my name, but she wasn’t Josie from Josie and the Pussycats, but I was, therefore I am better”…and she’s right, she’ll always have that…and that’s about it.

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Posted in:Rachel Cook|SFW

2019

15

Jul

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish of the Day

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$Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish 1$

Slutty Sammi Hanratty.

She was an unmemorable character on Shameless, a show I am amazed still exists because the last time I saw it, YEARS ago, I thought it was some dumb rendition of what poor drunk degenerates do…written from a candy-coated Hollywood perspective that lacked authenticity, depth or a point…basically these motherfuckers never hung out with trash..but they have all these opinions of trash…missing the fucking mark.

Anyway, this girl from the show, needs to keep up momentum and she’s doing that in Latex for you to fantasize cumming all over it and watching it drip off….as LATEX Fetishists do.

$Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish 1$

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2019

15

Jul

Alexa Demie Nipples of the Day

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Alexa Demie is a girl from EUPHORIA the show that brought us SYDNEY SWEENEY NUDES…If you’re not watching their dark version of kids on social media today….involving dad’s fucking trans girls they meet on dating sites….and filming it for their queer sons to jack off to it….and other fun things like high school girls doing cam shit, fat girls becoming sluts, Zendaya masturbating to th trans girl due to her opiate addiction and OTHER fun things…like the hispanic girl, who plays a sugar baby slut, who fucks a bunch dudes on the show, flashing her titties like the gutter trash in Fashionnova from instagram she plays.

Good times, fun tits, solid show for now…

That was my review.

Here she is getting fucked