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2019

11

Jul

Visible Thong and Other Videos of the Day

People are Weird

Short Man Meltdown

Idiot Students and Their Idiot Graffiti

Dude Destroying Cars in Germany

Arizona Ice Tea Spitter

Gender Reveal Fail

Multiple Soda Sippers

Kid Lights HImself on Fire

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2019

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am someone who likes to reduce any intelligence I may have, but probably don’t have, to talking about tits…..and I really enjoys cutting down female celebrities for no real reason other than it makes me laugh…but I am not an incel woman hater who can’t get laid, who lacks charisma, and who fixates on CHADS and BECKYS….

But I did meet one in a bar last night, just a big dopey moron who was trying to get girls passing by him to give him attention by trying to high five them….and when they would go along with it…he’d cheer and try to dance with them….I was close by and knew that soon enough he would try to rope me into his game, recruit me as his wing man, sidekick, backup dancer, or whatever….

So when he eventually did try to high five me and I refused to high five him back because my life isn’t about pandering to idiots….I was polite and said “I just came here to drink, not to talk to people, not to be bothered”…to which he said….”You’re too masculine to me, I can’t handle that masculinity”…in what I guess was him calling me a tough guy, or a guy trying to be a tough guy for not wanting to cheer him on….to which i said “thanks, I’ve only been transitioning for 6 months and I guess the Testosterone’s finally making its mark”….to which he didn’t try to high five me again…..but instead when to another corner to call the girls walking by him whores…as incels do…because I guess he doesn’t like trannies.

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Girl Lights Smoke with Burning Flag
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Money on the Freeway
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Beyonce Showing some Nipple…
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Epstein Hung Out With Celebs After Being a Convicted Sex Offender
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Car Swerving Escape
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Tracy Morgan ESPY OPENING MONOLGOUE
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Naked Redhead
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Soccer Champ Swearing for the Kids
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Why Every Remote Sucks
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Dude Freaks Out in Bagel Shop
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Mom Sends Pic of her Ass to Carpet Fitters
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2019

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

People are getting their news on a meme and are repurposing it as their original thought…

They are not even bothering to read articles or watch documentaries to present as their own original thought….they are quoting memes…

Someone I like….literally quoted stats from a meme I saw three days ago in his Facebook status….as fact.

Fake news…that shit has been around forever, but now it goes viral and the idiots think the ideas in the fake news are their own ideas, they tell their friends, it spreads, we all die.

People have too much internet access – when they need to be policed to fuck….

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Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson are Engaged cuz they are both so STABLE
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Parachute Slams into Car
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Taylor Swift – Highest Paid Entertainer
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Chrissy Teigen Side Tit – Disgusting WOman
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Expert Underestimates Power of Grendade…
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Some Instant Karma…..
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Spelling Manor Sells for a Fucking Lot
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Sarah Hyland Nipple on Instagram
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Hannah Ferguson Hot Tits in a See Through
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NFL Player VS Cops….
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John Voight Cleaning Off Seats for Gold Star Families
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Taylor Swifts Tits are Becoming a Woman
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Hot Naked Playboy Chick
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Mason Reese and his Cam Girl is the best Story Ever….
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QVC Caught Selling Moldy Food…
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43 Year Old Turns Out to Be Julio Iglesisas’ Son
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Denise Richards Doesn’t Get BOTOX
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Amber Heard Braless in a Black Shirt
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Runway NIPPLE
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Where does Nasa Keep the Moon Rocks
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In Case You Missed it – Student Kicked Out of Class for Saying there are Only 2 Genders
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Man Catches a Falling Fan…
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Woody Allen will Never Retire
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Amazing FINE of the Day
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Interpreters Test Skills
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Kendall Jenner Bikini
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Peek a Boo with a Cow…
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Raw Earthquake Footage…
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Anti American Obama with his Anti American Soccer Jersey
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Amber Heard in a Whore Dress Cuz She’s a Whore
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Beyonce Cleavage
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Zooey Dechanel – Entitled Rich Trash
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Alexina Graha – VS Model Half Naked
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Lorena Raee VS Model Half Naked
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Ciara Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Ass
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Rat Cow Bra Top
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Haily Clauson Looks like Trash in Bike Shorts
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Throwback Farrah Abraham Naked
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Oh Hey Melanie Griffith is Topless on a Boat
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From stepSMUT!!

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They Call it Sex Work, but It’s Not Work at All….
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Projap – Hot Slutty Amateur
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Cowgirl PUSSY Spread….
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Monster Tits Break the Fourth Wall
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Fucking for Room Service
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Buxton Big Boobs…
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Funny Crackhead Shit
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How to Make a Paintes Day wit some Nude Posing
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Big Tits / Cameltoe
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Dick Pushes Up the Belly…
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Anna Sophia Berglund Nude…
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Australian Police have Lost Their Minds..
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Some Naked Bitch in the Kitchen
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The Best Way to Burn Your Asshole
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Sex Move of the Day – The Chandelier
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Throwback – When Vaginas Overheated
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Three Foot Longs
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Just some Lesbians
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THE WORST GUIDE TO BOXING
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Big Black Booty Geetting Naked
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Throat Massage
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Cam Girls Do Such Good Work for Us…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

10

Jul

Hot Girls Dab for 710 of the Day

I wrote about this in the Morning Hangover Dump, because I like to repeat myself….

Today, on this July 10, 2019, is a day the weed smokers who care about Calendars call 710 which upside down spells oil….kinda like when I use my calculator and write BOOBLESS in numbers….

I guess it is a celebration of OILS and EXTRACTS made from your favorite flowering weed that you can smoke and get rattled by….

It’s how people next level the high, go more potent, without the headache of rolling a joint….

We partnered up with our friends and consistent partner who helps keep the server up and running here called HUNIBADGER ….

I know we are called DrunkenStepfather and I figure I am the number one advocate for weed, in a look what drinking has done to me kind of way.

You know the faces on the Cigarette pack warnings? Well I’m that for drinking….In a – “if you have to choose drinking or weed” don’t choose drinking, look at that guy…but maybe choose both…because you get more fucked up trippy.

That said, they make the best device to smoke all your extracts so show some love to us and to them by BUYING ONE FOR EVERYONE YOU KNOW …..THANKS IN ADVANCE.

So here are bitches using the device that makes your SMOKING needs better…..but if you scroll down…there’s a nice booty shake…that will hypnotize you to BUY NOW

If you’re going to do one thing to improve your life…do this…




Huni Badger


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2019

10

Jul

Ariana Grande Blackface of the Day

Ariana Grande is in Blackface, cuz that’s her aesthetic…The most tanned white girl around…looking like she didn’t kill Mac Miller with his opiates…even though she probably drove him down that road….looking like she didn’t help the bomber at her concert that killed off her fans…even though we all know she’s fully responsible for it…

I find very little attractive about the skinny midget with the big fake hair….even in her half naked posing I see a woman hating on America…calling Americas disgusting like that lesbian Soccer player….who doesn’t realize if she was in another country…she’d be stoned by her family…so maybe America isn’t so bad, you dumb white fuck.

Not that it has anything to do with Ariana Grande or her love for big cock…..some black cock….some weird SNL cock…but she’s still fucking trash.

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2019

10

Jul

Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day

Charli XCX Erotica

The internet….or Social Media more specifically…a place where girls get to have an audience in places they clearly like an audience….like putting on a towel after a shower or before getting dressed…

When I take a shower, or get out of the shower, the last thing I am thinking is that I need to get a selfie…to send to my friends…with my tits out…all clean….yet so dirty….and by friends, I mean the random people of the internet that I don’t know but that satisfy my social media needs…likes and follows motherfuckers…

Let people in, almost shove it down our throat and force us to digest and consume it – like we’re being raped with their slutty pics….a place that isn’t so bad to be…except for the rejection and loneliness.

Charli XCX Erotica

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Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2019

10

Jul

Demi Rose Mawby Extreme Photoshop of the Day

Demi Rose Mawby Photoshop

The nice thing about Demi Rose, or really any whore on the internet, is that they are all so photoshopped, sexualizing them, like they sexualize themselves is less offensive than it would be if they were a girl half naked on the street….

You see, when you created an Artificial version of someone, they sort of become a cartoon character, so you should be allowed to write all the “Rape” comments you want on her instagram without people getting mad, without the girl feeling creeped on or creeped out….because it’s fiction. A fantasy. Anime. Whatever.

I don’t think Sex Worker Demi Rose is hot, I actually hate this Demi Rose Kardashian look….but I guess it’s worked out for her…..a huge sensation…and not working strip club poles…or whatever the alternate universe would have done for her in a world without social media….I feel there would be limited options.

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Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2019

10

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day

Sofia Vergara’s story is one of inspiration to all the girls out there.

It reminds them that if you have really big tits and a silly accent, you can play it the fuck up and make it in America. Despite America being painted as a racist place that hate immigrants. There are a fucking ton of immigrants making millions a year with their work visas, greencards and US passports in hand, because using your sex appeal to manipulate people into making your dreams come true is viable…if you have those tits to back up your sex appeal and manipulation….

She started out as an illegal single mom who landed in Miami and never left, but thanks to Colombian cocaine and a hit TV show…she’s now living her middle age menopausal years on yachts she can pay for….unlike when she was first to Miami and had to fuck the guy who owned the yacht to get thee bikini yacht shots.

I don’t find her story all that interesting and middle aged women aren’t hot to me, but I am into amplifying the clickbait they produce in their self promotion….it’s kinda what I do.

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2019

10

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Got Her Bikini Tits Out of the Day

I thought Adriana Lima expired or retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for year after year after years…

YET HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI FROM A TITTY ANGLE THAT I GUESS SHE FINDS FAVORABLE….

It is the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…because she doesn’t know any other moves. A one Trick Trick….

Maybe she is either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she has become or maybe she just doesn’t care, because she’s Adriana Lima and her ego overpowers that…..

I find it hard to believe she isn’t self conscious, or doesn’t realize she is aging badly….even though all women realize they are aging badly….in the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages you half retard who uses a lunchbox fuck….which is not a good kind of aging…

But the tits…in a bikini…on her back the way old ladies like to be…I learned that on an episode of the Golden Girls…

Posted in:Adrinana Lima|SFW

2019

10

Jul

Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day

Eva Longoria Erotica

Eva Longoria is out on the beach, doing a little beach clean up in a white bathing suit, because she cares about he environment…..or maybe she’s just found her angle, now that she’s old and fat and her ass and legs aren’t the worst of her…she sees the paparazzi and gets into positions.

I guess she is one of those no plastic straws people who like me, loves the way a paper straw melts in my mouth mid drink…it reminds me of eating toilet paper out of the ass of the one I love….vodka….

You know….a self aware person who cares about our future….or pretends to…when really she just cares about making as much money as possible for herself cuz she’s living the American Dream….the first generation Mexican who now hires Mexicans as her gardener…

This would look better if she pissed herself….she is that age an a white wet bathing suit is why white bathing suits are the best.

Eva Longoria Erotica

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