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2019

11

Jul

Instagram BUSH of the Day

Instagram used to have really aggressive nudity clauses that I guess they have relaxed on knowing that nudity isn’t that big of a deal.

I guess they were sensitive to nudity because they are a publicly traded company with people to answer to.

I guess they didn’t want the site to be straight up porn, because anything uncensored on the internet always turns into straight up porn….

But then the people spoke, the titty activists who started being mad about nipples or breast feeding pics being deleted. They felt if it was their body, it was their right, and if it was their free profile it was their right, and eventually facebook loosed the noose it had on people…and started letting some nudity slip…

It was like if all people, even celebs, just want to post nude selfies all day, we kinda need to let them….and then if all girls want to do the same, to be like their celeb mentors and idols, we kinda need to let them….

And that has evolved to pics of naked girls looking at their bush in a mirror…

Safe for instagram, but porno to advertisers anywhere else you post it…..weird.

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2019

11

Jul

Marisa Papen Nude Stunting of the Day

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Marisa Papen who treats nude modeling like action sports, the adrenaline junkie doing what she can to get noticed, hype while being naked, cuz I guess she gets off to it, did a more standard instagram nude shoot, that showcased her well maintained thick bush…and her tits…doing nothing really exciting or different…but that include a naked chick so what the fuck else do you want or expect from the bitch.

I mean I can’t be expected to try to be clever about a snorkel and mask wearing diver, unless it’s to bust out jokes about how I’d use a snorkel to go down on her so that I can fucking stay down there for hours investigating her sea creature pussy like it was the deep blue abyss….as I would with any naked girl…you know just doing my part…but in this case…I’d rather wear one of those vintage scuba suits with the giant helmet to avoid getting herpes….not that Papen has herpes…it is just that they all have herpes…just like all their nude pics look the same.

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2019

11

Jul

Vasilisa Tutneva Big Titties Having a Smoke in the Ocean of the Day

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Vasilisa Tutneva is some Russian sex worker getting naked on the internet as these people do. It’s their artform or maybe it’s their ticket out of the Iron Curtain USSR they live in.

I watched that Chernobyl show…I see how corrupt a place it is for these communists and if I was a hot chick with big Russian tits, I’d be getting naked to.

Not only do the nude models look better than non RUSSIAN nude models, they come with a darkness and work ethic that allows them to really manipulate you…which is what I want out of all my women…especially MAIL ORDER women only talking to me for a passport…not that I have any women…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is all tactics to escape the breadlines…that may not exist in concept and in practice anymore…but that has scarred the memory of every russian, even if they were born after the fall of communism…

I didn’t google to see if Vasilisa Tutneva is a Russina…but with a name like that it is hard for her to not be…

All this to say, smoking is disgusting, why would anyone smoke in this era, seems so dumb…but then I forget we are dealing with a Russian…

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2019

11

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Gets Wet of the Day

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Nina Agdal is getting lazy. You can tell by her sad flat ass as it tries to drown itself in the water….you know reaching for it….but not quite making it…in a big stretch that is clearly the most physical activity this 30 year old has got in a while…

I guess there comes a time in every fake model’s life where she turns 30, and the whole hype around her hot retard body that offset her full retard face, sort of dissipates and forces one to look at her full retard face instead of her body and ask “how did I ever find this hot”….any by “One” I mean Leo DiCaprio, who fake dated her for a while, to help her increase her profile in her last year of modeling…and I guess it worked cuz she’s moved onto a new Rich boyfriend, a son of a billionaire…who will make all her dreams come true….which are dreams of luxury and excess…even though she looks like the kid in a helmet playing with rocks cuz she doesn’t know any better..thanks to being a retard.

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Here are her tits…

Here she is in some magazine

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2019

11

Jul

Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

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Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….but she’s back in the mix despite being a known cheater….because I guess they don’t believe in life bans, not to mention they are letting men who grow out their hair play women’s sports…so there isn’ too much SCRUTINY when it comes to fairness…

I assume she was a much hotter tennis player when she was younger, but I guess that applies to all women. You know you peak by 21 type of thing…and now she’s just out here trying to get as strong as she can to keep those sponsors who stood by her…and with strength comes thickness but she’s got no choice, I mean she’s up against the Williams sisters and their massive testicles…

I guess this is down time bikini time / my favorite time to stare, besides naked spread vagina time.

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2019

11

Jul

Kristen Bell Swimsuit Wipeout of the Day

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Kristen Bell did some slow mo, one-piece bathing suit cuz she’s old, and old people don’t wear bikinis, even though all old people wear bikinis, just ask BIG TITTY JESSICA SIMPSON….

It not really high concept mom erotica but it does remind me that I never found Kirsten Bell hot, but more importantly, that Dax Shephard cums up inside her, in some weirdo Hollywood marriage from the early 2000s that is annoying….but maybe that’s just because the early 2000s were a dark time for me and I look at trash from that era as a reminder of that, but I doubt I am that deep and it’s more to do with her not being hot.

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2019

11

Jul

Em Rat Cow Nudity of the Day

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Em Rat Cow….is not hot.

Yes, she’s got big tits, great tits even, but the rest of her is whatever.

Her ass is flat and uneventful, even when photoshopped….

I guess she’s skinny, but most instagram hookers are skinny…

Her face looks like some deflated sex doll left in the street after a wild bachelor party….where the gang shat on its face….

You know just fucking bird-like, face injected….bullshit.

She has been masterful at polarizing being a set of tits, by getting herself to all the fashion events, launching her own line, and making millions a year with what is really just a whole lot of uselessness bullshit…

The world is filled with groupies and suck ups, impressed by her audience and reach, and she probably doesn’t hea any “You fucking suck monster” enough…but she fucking sucks.

She has ZERO to offer the world, she already gave us the tits, when she was younger and hotter…

Now pushing 30…she’s trash…garbage…last week’s kitchen garbage….stinky as fuck.

I don’t buy into the lie, but I do like to see how basic she is in her content production, it’s like just spread your cunt and show us how many hands you can fit in yourself.

This softcore porn shit is so simplistic….clickbait…we deserve better….she deserves to do better…but like all influencers she believes her own hype…and thinks her fame is genuine….and doesn’t realize she was right place and the right time.

Nice tits though….

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2019

11

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit of the Day

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This Alexandra Daddario bitch, is not just a bitch because of her vagina that makes her one by default, ask any VET they will tell you the same.

She’s a bitch because she’s had a total misuse of her tits the last few years….

It’s like she came out with a bang, huge attention generated from her tits, the fuckers basically went viral….all thanks to True Detective.

It made her fans, it got dudes jerking off to her, it was a solid strategy…

Then she booked Baywatch, where she squeezed her tits into a red bathing suit….instead of pulling out the tits like she did on TRUE DETECTIVE…because she got arrogant…and we were forced to see that without the tits out she’s average at best.

Like slut it up a bit…doesn’t she know why she’s here…or more importantly, why WE are here.

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2019

11

Jul

Instathot of the Day

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Armouanth is some slutty gamer girl….

She may not be a Belle Delphine selling her herpes bath water…but she is a reminder that gamer girls are basically cam girl sex workers who realize that nerds pull out their credit cards and that nerds are the best damn audience and fans to have for financial reasons…

All you need to do is cocktease them….and give them the most minimal amount of attention…and they freak out cuz that’s how nerds function.

Clever sluts. They are all around us.

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2019

11

Jul

Irina Shayk Topless

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Recently single Irina Shayk is out there behaving like so many recently single girls crying for attention now that they are single…

You know going back to being the whore that she always was…just a few years after committing her whoring to one rich person, who increased her profile and gave her a child he will be paying for for a long time….sex workers and their tactics…especially when they are Russian…

Soulless Russian spy getting herself back out there….with a more beat down pussy….a mom pussy…looking for a new revenue stream now that she has locked in her first one.

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