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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

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Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2019

Jul

Katharine McPhee Topless of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is still on her honeymoon with her very fucking rich Grandfather, who I guess is also her mentor and the reason she will never have to work again in her life…

In being on her Honeymoon, the Vaginaplasty cuz her shit was too meaty, American idol starlet who no one cares about, decided to bust out her tits, cuz she’s got great tits, and is in Europe…and can bust out the great tits I am sure she always wants to bust out cuz she’s got great tits…without coming across as shameless…especially now that she doesn’t need to be shameless, she’s got the rich guy footing the pill well into his diaper wearing days….and life must be good for her…except that their sex may or may not smell of old man rot / mothballs…but I’ll assume rich guys like David Foster on on all kinds of hormones to stay young so that they can bust nut on these great titties….doing that whole EURO thing.

I’m into it.

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2019

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Sloppy Tits of the Day

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I saw these Chrissy Teigen spilling out of a bikini in ways that should have inspired her to wear a snow suit or Burkini….just old, fat, drunk, mom tit spilling everywhere….and I find it hard to believe people find this hot, but then I remember that people have no taste, and see a big gross tit, and get excited no matter what trash it is implanted on.

I don’t like Chrissy Teigen. I don’t think she’s a refreshing voice on social media. I don’t think she should have seen a surge in her career as a host because of her social media….I just see a bored sex worker who found a wallet to fuck and fully commit to…in order to get him to marry her cuz of her loyalty and her willingness to let him fuck Kanye….without the pre-nup.

I think Twitter rants and her controversy the mainstream embraced was all tactical…and the only good times she brought anyone was when she was drunk on pills and we thought she may kill herself. I was ready for that…but then all of a sudden she’s getting jobs of her own…attending all thee events…thinking she was a legit hollywood wife….rather than the aged car show model she was destined to be…it’s weird.

She once hit me up to tell me I was funny, then I did a post about how fat she was, and she turned on me calling me a rapist or some shit….in a typical egotistical trash who knows she’s trash and likes to trash talk other people but can’t handle being trash talked way. That alone represented all you need to know about the pig, her pig life and times, and unfortunately no one has taken her out to the slaughterhouse yet…but I am sure there will be a time she takes herself out…you know when she officially snaps…and that will be a good time for America…maybe it will allow them to focus on voices and opinions they should listen to…rather than the voice or opinion of a woman who married a rich guy and worked as a fake titty model for a decade…like who cares what she fucking thinks…she’s merely just a set of tits…how did that get distorted or become her being an Op-ed piece…

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2019

Jul

Alexandra Smelova Naked Again of the Day

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Alexandra Smelova is the kind of girl who gets naked a lot – in her quest for feminism, as most Russian or Eastern Bloc women do….because sex workers make more than doctors do in their countries, and getting naked is fun, no big deal and a bit of a thrill….not because she’s actually a feminist trying for the advancement of women…but because she’s a self serving asshole in the quest of trying to advance herself.

Whenever I read her name…..Alexandra Smelova….SMELLOVA….I think….does she smell all over, is she a smell lover, how bad would you want to smell her all over, or at least her panties….which to me makes me think she’s in the right line of “work”…doing what she was destined to do…in a cream rises to the top kind of way.

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2019

Jul

Charli XCX Titty Grab of the Day

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Charli XCX is not American, but she is trying to mooch off your culture, your society, and all the opportunity it provides her, like some border jumping Mexican, only British.

She is not hot, her music is shit, but she has tits she uses in her marketing and we like tits, even IMMIGRANT tits….but more so when they are desperate for the Green Card, not when they already have one as they have worked the system proper…cuz they have less use for us that way.

Here she is.

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2019

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is a god loving American on the Fourth of July, being all modest by the standards set by her peers, because unlike her peers she is not naked or in a thong bikini crawling around….she is in a dress….only showing 25 perceent of her tit..not all of her tit.

This is what Church goers dress like when they are vapid rich kids with no souls – trying to make it, but decided to marry a rich guy who popped her cherry instead….why work! Even though what she does isn’t work.

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2019

Jul

Peeping Tom Caught masturbating and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Fight

Free Salt!

Tranny Drinking Mouth Wash

Finger Nails of the Day

Volcano Erruption

Car Forgets Handbrake

Drunken Boat Rage

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2019

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is the fourth of July so prepare for all the slutty American Flag content that all the shameless whores are putting out there, but that they’ve probably already put out there on the 3rd, to give media outlets some lead time to pick up on their shamelessness they pretend isn’t shamelessness, even though they are all shameless.

Happy FOURTH you perverts.

It’s the American dream or some shit…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Just Some Masturbating In Public
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Malaysian Army Man Tames Snake – CRAZY
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London Pickpockets Caught On Camera Stealing Purse
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Kim Jong Un’s elite bodyguards run next to his car thanks to a Clint Eastwood movie
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Anti Nesting Spikes Don’t Work
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Pepper Spray Climate Protestors…
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Escalor Fail
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Alex Morgan VS the UK…
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Bill and Ted 3…
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Some Naked Playboy Chick’s Pussy
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THIS IS FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM….
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2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think the Lil Nas trend is going viral in more than just his Country Rap song….because I saw a solid 14 black dudes on fixed gear bikes with hi-top haircuts, in tailored shorts and big glasses like it was the 80s in the Bronx and Theo Huxtable was going to come teach them how to drug women like his dad Bill Cosby taught him….only to drug men…..because everyone and I mean EVERYONE is becoming queer… How many dicks have you sucked….

I am more the Bubba Gump of tits, you know that shrimp scene….where he lists off shrimp…that’s what my head does for all the tits I that come out on a hot day. I saw big tits, little tits, sloppy tits, vulgar tits, hard nipples, MOM NIPPLES, breast feeding tits, fitness top tits, one old lady with tube top tits…even a bikini top tit….tits drowned me….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Biker Babe Loses Her Shit
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Dude Masturbating on Train….like Snakes on a Plane…
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Ice Cream Truck Makes Influencers Pay Double
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Woman Ate half a Cake at Walmart and Tried to get 50 percent off the other Half
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DJ DIPLO POSTS A BONER PIC
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Miley Cyrus Shitty Music Video
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Bikini Bottom Wearing Bitch Fails at the Cliff Jump
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CNN Reporter Says Trump is RIght…
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ASAP Rocky Arrested for Assault
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Justin Bieber Degrades Women….Like a Good Christian…
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Brody Jenner Says Dad is like a 15 Year Old Girl…
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Elephant VS TOurists
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Pussy Congressman Neee
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Swanepoel Nipple
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32 Year Old Confronted with his 16 Year Old LOVER….
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Keanu on Bill and Ted Set
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Look Before you Jump…
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Best Bear Fight Ever
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Chrissy Teigen’s Got Big Tits…big gross tits…but still big tits..
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Why People Use the Confederate Flag
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Naked Playboy Chick
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David Arquette Selling Crazy Home…
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Jeremy Piven Says he was an Easy Target for #MeToo
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Three Abortions Survived….So Doctors Had to Kill THem…
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Aarrow Pocket Shot
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Bruna Marquezine in a See Through Top
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Rock Stars Aren’t Boring….
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Shia LaBouf Weird Stage SHow
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Seagull Bites Finger
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Channing Tatum Got Restraining Order Again a Woman Squatting at His House…
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Lorena Rae Hot for VS
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Mandy Moore Has Hot Tits in a Slutty Dress
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Katy Perry in a Bathing Suit
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Elle Bamber Stomach
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Emma Roberts Hot in Jeans
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Joy Corrigan Slutty Shorts
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Larsen Thompson Slutty Dress
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Maris Tomei in a Slutty Drss
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Avril Lavigne for COSMO
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Romee Strijid Legs
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Kate Hudson in Red Shorts
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Kate Beckinsale Sports Bra Top
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From stepSMUT!!

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They Call it Sex Work, but It’s Not Work at All….
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Awesome Plane Titty Crash
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Weirdest Kind of Sex
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Feeding the
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Country and Tits!
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KOKOMO TITTIES IN THE SAND
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Bolt on Tits Use a Sex Machine
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Puffy Nips….
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Random Girl’s Wrapping her Tight Ass on a Dildo..
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10 Reasons to Hate Pornstars
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Wanna See A Magic Trick….
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A Mix of Naked of Girls
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Slutty Drunk Girls…
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White Girl Wrecking Ball..
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Lunch Ham
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Nude in Nature
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Hot Body Girls…
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Sluts on Waterslide and Other Ppl Having a Shitty Day
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Girl Smears Pussy on Couch
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Cam Girls Do Such Good Work for Us…
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2019

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an old lady in a bikini and she looks good.

I have nothing to say about Alessandra Ambrosio…

Her Belly Button is scaring the fuck out of me, which may sound silly, you know when people fixate on the imperfections on an otherwise hot chick, who has made a very long and lucrative career out of being hot, and who at 40 is still succeeding at it..

It’s like a pathetic thing pathetic dudes do…they find that one flaw, single it out and tease it….people look at people like that and see how insecure and unhappy they are in their lives…

Well, I have never claimed to not be a pathetic dude…

I run a fucking blog bro…there is zero cool in that…I am broke, unhappily married, an alcoholic who can’t get a boner and who can’t take a shit…but that doesn’t have any fucking impact in my saying her belly button is terrifying…they are unrelated…my ability to see a fucking weird belly button and point it out…and the fact that I’m a loser…UNRELATED..

I also find it irritating that she’s old, still modeling, and repressing the young girls trying to come up in the industry…by not getting out of their damn way…like an old timer who hates the new….and overly asserts herself to prove she doesn’t neeed to be replaced..

Here are some pics..

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More day 2

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2019

Jul

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren does instagram the only way she knows how, and why wouldn’t she, it’s how she got followers in the first place. The media was really into her slutty travel content with her boyfriend at the time, which has likely fully inflated her ego, making her think she is way more important than she is, but also training her to really grasp what the people want…what the public want…which is her as slutty as possible without being porn…which is luckily basically porn to old timers like me who used to jack off to music videos and female sports because it was on TV….

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