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2019

Jul

Madison Beer Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Madison Beer likes her tits more than you do… from a young age on YOUTUBE she knew her worth, her asset, what would make her a better channel to subscribe to, in an era where subscribers meant record deal, meant leaving youtube to the big leagues with a legit non-DIY career…where she could also use her tits to get noticed on stage, at events, or for the paparazzi the record label hired to follow her as they try to cultivate a new popstar they assume will do great cuz she got views on Youtube….without realizing the followers were there because Youtube is a porn site and full of perverts looking for underage girls vlogging…TRUTH.

Making her a product of porn generation of perverts, just packaged like she’s not, but not really, since this outfit is pretty racy in the titties.

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2019

Jul

Miley Cyrus Dumb Period Pad and Latex Fetish of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a scam…and this is from her new video…

I just wrote that Miley may be great because she took getting naked on the internet mainstream, but she’s evil and learned how to mastermind this shit from the people at Disney…who are also evil masterminds…so it’s not really authentic, it’s all a bullshit act…that we accept because she gets naked…and we are glad she did it…cuz mainstream girls who would otherwise not get naked are now getting naked….

It unfortunately makes Miley think she’s more important than she is. Like some kind of leader, or god, or inspiration to a cause, when we know she’s just an entitled rich kid…

I don’t know why she decided to shut down her first naked all the time novelty act, where she attempted to be as wild and shocking as ever, back when she decided to focus on Country…which lasted a year…..

Only to be back…with the same bullshit, trying to be a voice, or leader in the support women, be empowered, love your fat body, get naked, support all women, believe all women…narrative that gets views and hits…because the people of the internet like to collect all the things wrong in the world, all that is unfair so they can all sit on how slighted they are and complain about it….nuts.

Anyway, she’s got Maxi Pads and Latex suits. So edgy.

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Here is the best shot in the video..

Here is the video..

Here is Miley flashing her tits..

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2019

Jul

Noah Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Ol’ big face Noah Cyrus trying to keep up with her sister MILEY only she’s a fucking monster…and will always be the bootleg try hard sister who only exists because of Miley…

Miley may be great because she took getting naked on the internet mainstream, but she’s evil and learned how to mastermind this shit from the people at Disney…who are also evil masterminds…so it’s not really authentic, it’s all a bullshit act…that we accept because she gets naked…

But I remember a time, after her first stint of naked weirdo, when she decided to do country, cuz her God Mammy is Dolly….and she denounced Hip Hop and being a THOT on social media…only to have returned to that with her new video…because it’s all a scam…these people are just soulless and do what gets hits..

Which is apparently sexualized, support women empowerment, check out this naked fat chick…nonsense.

Then their siblings try to find their own angle and it’s just embarrassing….here’s Noah Cyrus failing…

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2019

Jul

Katharine McPhee Wet Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is married to David Foster officially.

I guess this is their Honeymoon, even though the rest of her life will be a honeymoon, as dude fades away thanks to the aging process he is trying to fight off, but is in his 70s….and thanks to him being rich as fuck…it will just be a matter of time when he’s in a wheel chair in a room unable to speak…stroked out by all that coke he did in the 80s…giving her the freedom to fuck the pool boy, and really whoever else, as he sits there pissing himself.

This is some Anna Nicole Smith hustle, of girl taking advantage of a rich and senile man for her personal gain…

I knew when I saw the Katharine McPhee vaginaplasty pics leaked from her icloud, that she was up to something….I just didn’t think it’d be this weird…

But I tell all women if they can find a will to work themselves into, do it, and if you can use that dude as a mentor cuz you do music and he ran music….you might as well…you know go for the top…wherever that is….and maybe you’ll be hosing off on a Yacht in a bikini with your big American Idol tits.

Dreams do come true…

The year that Katharine McPhee was born (1984)…..which I guess makes her too old…

Was the year David Foster produced: You’re the Inspiration and St Elmo’s Fire…

Solid.

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2019

Jul

Elsa Hosk Topless of the Day

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Elsa Hosk propably the ultimate in Victoria’s Secret models, despite being almost 30. There’s just this naturally slutty vibe about her that makes you think she’s eager and driven to get what she wants….maybe it is her “Pro” athlete roots of being on a Swedish Women’s Basketball league, a story I like bringing up, because it sounds like a 80s porno concept, which reminds me how shit porn has become with their hardcore scenes that are based on personal FEATS rather than story….it’s like “Girl squirts three gallons and takes load in ass”…rather than….”Swedish Basketball Team Locker Room Party”…it’s all so disappointing..

But Elsa Hosk and her athleticism and discipline to win….that has gone from fetish Basketball player, the same way some of you feel about Steph Curry, to fetish mall brand underwear model….all while getting naked all over the place in between…it’s wonderful…

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2019

Jul

Bella Hadid Slutty of the Day

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Bella Hadid is doing a shameless video of her pushing her ass into the camera….in a cheeky and silly way…wearing a pretty racy bathing suit…and posting it to her social media….because if you do something slutty with a smile it is by default far less slutty and desperate…despite it being desperate..

She’s the ugly rich kid, who was positioned to be a model by her narcissistic parents, and I guess a lot of money went into creating both her and her sister, the cuter but still ugly one…to pave the way for this troll….a troll who looks as good as she’s going to look…from behind while looking at her ass…in a slutty outfit in motion….

She’s garbage, everything wrong with the world, but at least she’s influencing the people to pull their asses out like a bunch of jocks in the locker room pre rape!

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2019

Jul

Eva Amurri Bikini Tits of the Day

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Butter face Eva Amurri Martino, who is probably best known, or only known for being the daughter of Susan Sarandon, who inherited momma’s big Rocky Horror Show tits, and who was able to get into acting, naked, on Californication when that was a thing….

She tapped out of working, even as an actor, which isn’t work..to start a family, because I guess that is more fun, even though she probably could have stopped to do anything, like travel the world or nap all day….RICH KIDS….

And in her defense, she barely worked, she did one show topless, in what was probably an attempt to be rebel….while she’s got her mom to do the working for her.

Either way, she’s got those Susan Sarandon tits…that are now a mom of two tits…but still massive. LOOK.

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2019

Jul

Dove Cameron Proves You Can be Clothed in Slutty Selfies of the Day

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This just in – you can have a slutty selfie – even if you’re wearing pants…

Thanks Dove Cameron for informing us of that….

Not that I didn’t already know it, I’ve been looking at slutty pant pictures for decades…I know the ability a woman has to make things slutty and I appreciate it…

Dove Cameron is some Disney kid, doing what Disney Kids, or really all kids do…..seductive internet pics.

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2019

Jul

That Dude Lea Michele in a Bikini Butt Shot of the Day

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We live in a world where ugly girls are trying to be hot and a lot of them are actually pulling it off thanks to basic, non-invasive procedures that they can easily afford, but also because of their ability to hire trainers and good food, but most importantly, thanks to photoshop….

There’s nothing funnier than cross referencing a real girl, with her instagram feed full of half naked pics, because you’ll see how shameless this person is, it’s like she doesn’t even care about the people around them, because they all know she’s faking it, and 30 pounds heavier than her photoshopped troll self, but that’s ok…they are too busy basking in the LIKES and FOLLOWS in fantasy land…that their selfies, which are so Artificial they might as well should be BITMOJIs of themselves….but it gives lots of things to jerk off to.

I can’t imagine Lea Michele looks like this, in fact I’ve seen her from TV, and she doesn’t look like this…but with fake lips and a no direct shot of her face…you almost want to fuck her up the ass since her pussy is a dick. Prove me wrong.

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2019

Jul

Sofia Richie Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I guess dreams have come true for Sofia Richie

The working for the Kardashians as one of their supporting role’s supporting role….that has brought her rich as fuck ass around the world to great places…often times using her dad’s plane…because what else is it there for…you know if his little baby that is actually his baby…unlike Nicole who he found in the dumpster…needs to get places with her creepy old boyfriend who is using her….daddy is there.

Anyway, she’s got a gig with an instagram brand, that may be huge thanks to instagram being huge, but that is still an instagram brand….

Not that we care, anything to get her in a bikini is alright, now that she’s not as fat as she was….

So I guess this makes us all winners.