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2019

18

Jun

Irina Shayk Pussy From the Back See Through Dress of the Day

Recently single Irina Shayk is out there behaving like so many recently single girls crying for attention now that they are single…

You know going back to being the whore that she always was…just a few years after committing her whoring to one rich person, who increased her profile and gave her a child he will be paying for for a long time….sex workers and their tactics…especially when they are Russian…

The attention seeker is out there with some lesbian Victoria’s Secret model, also on the scam, probably pretending to care about Irina’s feelings, despite her not having feelings….but it’s good opportunity to get pics in the paparazzi to remind people she exists, and by people I mean rich people to either hire her, or fuck her for money…

The whole thing is obvious, girls aren’t that clever….it’s transparent and so is her dress…you can see that pussy dangle….one child later….just the way she wants you to.

Irina Shayk Pussy From the Back See Through Dress Stella Maxwell

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2019

18

Jun

Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears in some instagram fitness influencer content so that you can get a Britney Spears body all of your own, when really you should be wanting a Britney Spears daughter of your own, cuz that shit keeps paying millions upon millions, like a mini empire of its own, thanks to strategic moves to keep custody of her into her 40s..

It’s like being a stage parent, when it works, is fucking lucrative and easy to position that you deserve your cut for making it happen and doing all that work for them…so you DESERVE your piece of the empire…and you must do what it takes to retain that…so that moody unappreciative kids don’t ruin your hard work…

So here she is doing…that instagram thing to seem normal that was likely shot by her team years ago….because they have a back log of Britney content to keep her alive even when she’s medicated, getting electric shock therapy to keep the dream alive…

I find Britney hot, old, being held captive like a Russian sex worker being Human Trafficked..or not…she’s perfect….

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2019

18

Jun

Chiara Bianchino Naked of the Day

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CHIARA BLANCHINO is some naked girl getting naked for what she thinks is art…

But that we all know is softcore porn that she wants people to jerk off to – because why else would she position herself in content like this…

Not to mention, this is an era of girls getting naked for free, which is hilarious to me, because where I’m from 30 years ago….you had to pay big for this shit..

There was a time Playboy paid no name girls 30k to be in their shoots.

We are talking girls who barely existed, and probably didn’t make 30k a year…getting 30k to be less slutty than this..

Now they are all doing it free….fucking crazy town…RIP Dj AM.

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2019

18

Jun

Instagram Pubic Hair Empowerment Picture that Doesn’t Go Against Their Terms of the Day

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I am a huge fan of bush. I say it anytime I see a bush. The bigger the bush the happier I am…I just think bush has so much character and if you ask anyone I know I’ve been all about the bush since I was in High School…

I find it hot, has character, adds to a vagina like a top hat, or cane and monocle….if you have a Monopoly man fetish….it’s just a great pussy accessory…

So I think it is important for you to know that I am a FIRM believer in bush…and when waxing salons started popping up I felt like it was a terrorist act against bush…and when people would say “eww hair is gross”…I would get mad knowing how mainstream they are….how stupid they are…and how easily convinced they are to make HUGE statements without realizing how dumb those statements are…Like shaving or waxing a cunt bald was THE only way a pussy should be presented…

Point being, the feminists of the internet who think they are doing something of value or importance for woman, by fighting social norms created by women, that they blame on men, cuz men will fuck anyting…we don’t need bald cunt to fuck….

So they do this EMPOWERMENT shit, this ACTIVISM shit, like it’s important or matters and they get treated like what they are doing is actually important or matters…when it’s just fucking attention seeking, shameless and dumb…

Don’t shame my bush, so here’s my bush being turned into art, by me attaching shit to it..

Like why does this idiot think having a bush, something EVERYONE has…is political…it’s just another idiot who buys into her idiot hype….and it annoys me…so I report the pics, like a narc or a Bylaw officer ticketing you for some dumb bylaw, and Instagram comes back saying it’s all good…this is ok by their standards…yet 10 of my accounts have been deleted that didn’t show bush.

THE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT!!

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2019

18

Jun

Elizabeth Banks Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is 300 years old and in a bikini….because now that she’s rich as fuck, and not just some failed actress, she can do whatever the fuck she wants for attention and still feel good about it…

You see, this bitch was MIRI in Zack and MIRI make a Porno, and beyond that her IMDB was pretty shit…

But then this movie about singing in the Glee Club came out with Anna Kendrick and it blew the fuck up, her lottery win…and now she’s worth 100s of millions, is an active producer and director…that B-Level actor life is no more…and it was all just luck….and probably a series of dick sucks…but luck…

So as she promotes her 300 year old bikini body, cuz she’s got an ego….all I see is thighs that likely rub together…being the exhibitionist slut all these actors are…just richer than most exhibitionist sluts….but still exhibiting slutty….

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2019

18

Jun

Demi Lovato Looks Great of the Day

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Demi Lovato wearing a shirt that says I am Unbreakable..does the back say.. As Long as There is Narcan Around?

I guess she’s a fucking tank, and in being a tank, it takes a lot of fucking HEROIN to actually kill her…but I have confidence that it will eventually kill her as she struggles with her celebrity…and I know I won’t care because I find Demi Lovato a weak cunt…but more importantly I find her an unappreciative cunt who thinks she’s more important than she is as she struggles with fake mental illness to be a cop out for her cunt behavior….it is just sick…

She’s rich as fuck, has this great life, could move to a series of mansions all over the place and fuck off on entertainment to just chill, but instead she’s out here having overdoses to inspire her fans to get on opiates like her.

She’s trash, parents and brands should boycot her…addiction isn’t a disease, it’s a choice for weak people, and to encourage that despite her bad behavior is wrong…

Brands should have clauses that say “if the celeb cunt we pay lots of money to does drugs or overdoses, she’s gotta pay us back”…rather than finding new ways to ride her dick cuz she makes good sales…garbage.

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2019

18

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day

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Full titty Lindsay Lohan….the legend…who I like to think I am a genuine fan of – despite hating everything – because she represents a great time in all of our lives, just probably not a great time in her life, when she was coming of age in the paparazzi when the tabloids still mattered, dealing with being a fucking mental case coddled rich kid child star, trying to navigate LA….and failing…with DUI car accidents and other fun things because she was fun.

I am a believer that Lohan and her awesome tits, the only GINGER tits that matter…will make a huge fucking comeback and it’d be great to be a part of that by witnessing that in my lifetime…the Lohan Oscar win is not just her dream, it is all of our dream…

She’s amazingly still alive and that’s a great starting point for a better tomorrow.

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2019

18

Jun

Diana Vickers Topless of the Day

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Diana Vickers is some 2008 UK X-Factor semi-finalist who doesn’t really matter, and I guess who realizes she doesn’t really matter, she’s ben at this for 11 years and still no one cares about her….so she pulled out her tits on the beach, something I appreciate, it is so European….so classy…so perverse…exhibitionism, in a look at my tits, don’t sexualize my tits.

It’s just too bad that her tits are so shit…

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2019

18

Jun

Bella Thorne Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne….who I am sure she wasn’t even hacked and it was just tactic to post a nude and get talked about like a victim, instead of whore……because Bella Thorne is such a troll you don’t even realize she’s a dude. She just trolls that hard..

She just plays every angle to be the leader or voice of this slutty internet generation…posting nudes, pretending they have been raped and have daddy issues, are all sex positive…judgemental but pretending to not be judgemental…becuase they are all full of shit, humans are just as shitty as they’ve always been, still greedy opportunists…manipulating the public for personal gain..

She isn’t hot, she’s disgusting…but people like her tits, but clearly they’ve never seen her tits ….the nips are gross..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

18

Jun

Paz De La Hurerta Nudity and Insanity of the Day

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PAZ De La Hurerta has lost her mind on Instagram, posting naked selfies and talking about her mental illness and Harvey Weinstein rape….and it is Amazing…

I am a huge fan of Paz De La Hurerta, our Spanish royalty turned NYC Hipster, nude model, actress who got naked to instagram legend….

The whole thing is fucking perfect!…