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2019

20

Jun

Teri Hatcher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Teri Hatcher or as you like to call her “LOIS LANE” from that shitty Superman show that was on TV decades ago when she was first starting out and where she got a lot of hype for being HOT….is still alive, despite being OLD as fuck….

I guess she was also on the Desperate Housewives show that created Eva Longoria…but even that was decades ago….which reminds us that she’s really old as fuck…she’s had two iterations of her career…two long running series…more than most do in a lifetime….

As it turns out, she’s also got big tits, that I guess she’s showing off as old ladies do when they realize their sex appeal is pretty fucking dead, so they need to pump new life into it…like she did to her tits cuz I don’t think those are her natural born tits upon cross referencing it with her younger tits (Scroll down)

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I guess we already knew “Teri Hatcher Got Them Tits”….because these are old topless pics of her:

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2019

20

Jun

Wife Gets Jumped by 3 Women – Husband Brings out the Heat…and Other Videos of the Day

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Free Fall Fail

Horse VS WOmen

Woman Busted Buying Heroin with her 2 Year Old…she should try CBD

Idiot on a Bike of the Day

Just a Building Collapsing

Old Lady and her 30k Implants

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This Bella Thorne/Whoopi Goldberg dumbassery is the dumbest controversy in America right now…it’s all a media troll, there was no hacker, cuz if that’s all the pics he had of her, some tit pics she’s basically been putting out there when not getting hacked…we have a real problem….

Seeing sluts come together fighting slut shaming with their weird rational, while posting slutty pics to stand by their leader and to show solidarity….is just the place we are in the world right now…beefing Whoopi and calling her old…is OLD SHAMING….like SLUT SHAMING…but with less using her tits to get noticed…these idiots are so militant but don’t even realize they contradict themselves…

In other censorship news….cuz the world is weak, and hates romance, cuz it’s creepy toxic masculinity, that encourages traditional gender roles, which are pretty awesome for women “stay at home and do nothing all day, when dude gets to work all fucking day to pay the bills”…in what isn’t so traditional gender role, considering half these sluts have sugar daddy’s paying their way so they don’t work…cuz I guess women don’t like to work….

I learned that the “Fuck, Marry, Kill” came has been changed to “Fuck, Marry, Cancel”….even though my favorite option is “Kill”….then “fuck”….”while she’s still warm”….and it just doesn’t have the same ring to it when I say “Cancel, then fuck it, while it’s waiting for a comeback, or sequel, or spinoff, or redo”….

Keep “KILL” alive…

Here are some pics…or links….or whatever fuck off….

Girl Busted Shitting in Elevator is Great
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Sex Cult Founder Found Guilty of Running a Sex Cult…
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Woman Hurts Pussy in Rally Accident
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Bella Thorne and Whoopi War over Faked Leaked Nudes is some Dumb Shit…
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Crackhead Dance
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Drunk Chick in Short Skirt Dancing
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Motorcycle Accident of the Day
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Lohan’s Club is Over…but I will always be a member…
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Diana LarK Naked…
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Dude Beating Up His Girlfriend
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Freezable Pipe for that COLD fucking SMOKE
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2019

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today….I saw a braless millennial adjust her big hormone in the food tit….in a tank top cuz it is summer…by pulling her full tit out like she was breast feeding…in efforts to get asked to not breast feed….without even having a baby…in what I call a real life or an “IRL” “do my nipples offend you” moment…that I was pretty happy to be a part of….

I guess sometimes internet spills over into life…even when you barely leave your house and your internet is your life…as some weird extension of your real self…in some second life virtual reality….we call this website..

But I’d like you all to know…the tit I saw today…was not on a screen…and that to me is a massive accomplishment…

Get out there. Girls are sluts.

Here are some stepLINKS….

SHE HURT HER PUSSY!
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Woman Shits in the Elevator
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Chloe Ferry Nipple Pasties
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Tori Spelling Says Kids Didn’t Recognize her Titty Gap in 90210
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Diana Lark – Naked
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Jennifer ANiston – Too Busy to Date
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Roberta Sinopoli Topless at the Beach
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Abby Lee Miller Getting her Tits Done..
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USMC TURNED BIKINI MODEL
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The World’s First TESLA Pick-Up Truck
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Rihanna New York Getting Pictures Taken
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Bella Thorne in War with Whoopie…
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Jordyn Woods Cleavage
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Man Fed Squirrel Meth to Keep it Aggressive..
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Car Causes Collision…
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Dude Doesn’t Need to be in the Club…
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Young People are into the ideal of Robert Batman-Son
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The Very Very Long Line at Target
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Shooter Attacks Federal Courthouse in Dallas
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OJ Simpson is God
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Out of Control ATV Driver
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The House that being a Drag Queen Built.-..
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Instagam Painter – Called Out for Faking it…
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Swan Scares Bathing Suit Woman
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Trucker Gives New Driver a Hard Time
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Robber Shoots Himself in the Groin
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Freshest Pipe Ever…SMOKES UP DUDES.
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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GINGER VS MODEL
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Brooke Burke Bathing Suit…
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Kerry Katona Topless
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Kristen Stewart Blurry Nipple…
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Madison Beer Slutty in White
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Irina Shayk and Stella Maxwell Dyking Out
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Diana Vickers Topless on the Beach
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Kristen Bell – Old as Shit
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Lohan – AWESOME tits
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CJ Perry Cameltoe
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Shailene Woodley Cameltoe
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From stepSMUT!!

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Young Enterprising Girls Showing their Pussies…
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Super Slo-Mo of Huge Titty Drop
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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2 Ways to Get a Man’s Attention on the Beach
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Bree Olsen Topless
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Anastasya’s Got Huge Tits in the Sun
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Black and Naked….
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Viviane Leigh Playboy Tits…
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Crackheads…
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Naked in the Desert…
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Hide and Go Seek Pussy..
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Masturbating in Public…
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Black Girls…
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Big Young TItty Flash
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School Girl Slut
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PUSSY IN THE WIND
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Bolt On Tits Aleska…I wonder where she’s from…
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Classy Car Sex
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Girl in a Maid Outfit Fucking a Vaccuum Cleaner
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Flashing by the Window
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Terrifying Huge Dildo
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2019

19

Jun

Salma yek Summer Picnic Titty Inspo of the Day

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Look at us, we’re fucking PINTEREST UP in here…giving you life images to use for you vision board life you want to live…with this old as shit SALMA HAYEK brought out her old tits, that are still big tits, I mean why wouldn’t they be…old lady tits just keep on fucking growing….just think back to that time you watched your grandma shower when you were visiting for Summer Vacation….

Then let Salma Hayek inspire you for this SUMMER vacation, but having a lot of Picnics…..tits out picnics…because you’re a creepy weirdo who is unable to move onto new pussy, staying obsessed with the old pussy, that is really old pussy, but still good enough for her billionaire pussy…

Just be happy her top offers support..

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2019

19

Jun

Madonna Lingerie of the Day

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Madonna in lingerie for her 75th birthday is kind of a weird approach, but the girl has spent a career that spans 6 decades doing whatever she can to get noticed, and it has consistently been the “shock” value, get naked, exploit sexuality….offend…because without that angle, or novelty act approach…no one would have given a fuck, but instead she became Madonna…the icon, the Gay Icon, the super famous who doesn’t realize that we’ve all seen what she looks like now, and we don’t need to see updated pics of her in lingerie…she’s fucking old as shit and there should come a time in every whores life that she retires that sandpaper, dried up, dangling pussy hole….to focus on important things like knitting…

But unfortunately, old people have access to facebook, social media, etc….and along with getting involved or victimized by scammers…also have the ability to post slutty content because as narcissists they can’t process the simple fact that they are old as shit…

Here’s this old hag being old as shit…half naked…as she does…it’s the only way to get people to notice…like that little kid who figured out pissing himself gets him attention…only this eldery twat saves the pissing herself for the privacy of her own home…where her lingerie is more adult diaper / pee pads…than lace…

Terrifying. Definitely.

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Posted in:Madonna|SFW

2019

19

Jun

Lily James Ass Flash of the Day

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Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes…

She could be Jesse James’ daughter….you remember him…the Nazi…and this is her ass being flashed at an event, because this is the world we live in.

In order to get noticed you need to wear a skirt that is too short for you, let some butt cheek slip out, and if we’re lucky some labia…and in turn…people will talk about you.

No one cares about the merit of your acting, we all just assume you were connected in the industry due to family or sucking dick anyway….celebrity doesn’t just HAPPEN for people…

So assuming she’s a slut is logical….when her ass is hanging out…in ways that she can pretend wasn’t intentional…but it is always intentional and that makes it far more worthy of staring at it…

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Posted in:Lily James|SFW

2019

19

Jun

Mikayla Demaiter Appreciation of the Day

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Mikayla Demaiter is a Canadian hockey player….who’s got a rocking set of what are probably fake tits…all while looking like an instagram THOT, with an instagram full of Instagram THOT looking pics and if this is what all the players looked like, female Hockey would have a fucking shot, but instead we’re stuck dealing with full hardcore masculine dykes, but I guess every once in a while a hot chick with older brothers or a dad who really took Hockey seriously, stuck to the sport and got the the college level…where she can be the jock bro….you actually want to get raped by….cuz look at these fucking TITTIES!!

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2019

19

Jun

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk….great basketball player, so great she worked as a professional basketball player in Sweden with other Swedish girls…all tall, lean, fit and probably looking a lot like this, blonde and busty from all their Scandinavian design….the IKEA of women….who at one time had the biggest tits per capita than any other country…sign me up…

So as Elsa Hosk moves her way into the mainstream as a model, via Victoria’s Secret, the most hype mall brand ever, who makes stars out these girls…we get to see her tits…and that’s great considering our lives suck and a little tit is helpful to get through it…

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

19

Jun

TOP 10 INSTAGRAM ASS OF THE DAY

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This is the kind of content that is generating views for the PUBLIC TRADED company FACEBOOK to run ads against…

I am sure that the majority of shit being posted and seen in Instagram is Sluts…..then memes, then food, then cute animals….but SLUTS…always win…not just at life…because they all age terribly and get replaced with new sluts..but when they’re out there hustling their nudes to get you to jack off to them, in hopes brands will sponsor them…they are a great time…

Here is that great time.

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