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2019

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is it Solstice or the first day of Summer? If it is, use it to your advantage, put on your tie dye, get some weed, bring out your crystals and lay in the park so that all these holistic, new age, hippie bitches see you, think you’re a soul they need to know or already know, and have unprotected sex with them, the way nature intended because the key to getting laid is creating a whole storyline that targets the person you want to get laid by…and involves you committing to that storyline….to make them want to have sex with you….it’s not fully manipulative, it’s just acting, and actors win Academy awards every year, and are praised every day, and paid well every job….so if anything you are just doing what society taught you to do, what society says is important and that doesn’t make you a bad person…that makes you a current and with it person…

So my recommendation this solstice is to trick girls into fucking you, by pretending you care about the solstice…and my recommendation for you this summer, now that it is summer, is to trick girls into having sex with you no matter what her interest level is…find it, exploit it, manipulate it, make you be it….and you’ll be cumming all over it in no time…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Justin Theroux has a Peeeping Neighbor
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Spiderman Cleaning the Roof
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Granny Busted Buying Drugs…
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This Cruise Ship has a Roller Coaster
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Taylor Swift Being Political is Some Dumb Shit
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240 Dollar Steak.
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Shooter at a Dallas Courthouse
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Love Island Reality Show Stars in Bikinis Looks Trash
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Bieber VS Tom Cruise is the Dumbest Shit Ever – But I hope it is a Death Match
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Race Car BLAZE
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Suspect Jumps from Bridge in Getaway
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SEX WORK ISN’T ACTUAL WORK BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT…
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2019

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Women sexually harass men all day…maybe not you, probably not you, definitely not you because you’re a fucking loser, but there are dudes, maybe they are fit dudes, good looking dudes, famous dudes, djs, athletes, rich dudes, basically anyone a whore thinks is a good fit for her, or that she wants to bed, or seduce, or manipulate…..she’ll come onto, rub her pussy against, beg for sex, even when he says no…even when he has a girlfriend…cuz girls are sluts….

Then there are the married dudes, with wives who need to get fucked and beg to get fucked, when all he wants to do is watch TV thanks to lowering testosterone and being MARRIED…to her…and her aging, fatter, let herself go…ass.

Either way, in both cases, if you don’t give a horny girl what she wants, and what she aggressively tries to get and they go nuts….they call you a faggot for not wanting to fuck them, even though the other “F” word is banned and illegal…they throw shit, throw tantrums cause a scene…whatever…

But the second a dude a girl doesn’t want tells the girl she’s got nice eyes, or a smile, or asks to take her to coffee, dinner or a drink…and he’s a fucking creepy rapist…

That is why we shouldn’t listen to woman logic…women have no logic and make no sense…and the big problem in the media is women writing posts, taking pics, make statements…cuz it perpetuates the crazy.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis on their Divorce
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Love Island Bikini Gils Getting Gross in Greece….
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Crazy off-Roading SUV Accident
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Lottie Moss in a See Through…
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Lily James – BOOTY Flash
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Rachel McCord Pokies
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Meghan McCain called Joy Behar a BItch like she was WHOOPI vs the Millennials…on THE VIEW
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Beiber Agrees to Fight Tom Cruise
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Girls get Knocked Out by a Dude
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Dog With Hole in Neck
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Joe Biden’s Son Used his Dad to Profit
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Nude Playboy Girl in Camper Van
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Building Collapses During Bathroom Use…
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Pre Schooler Tells Off Teacher
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According to Britney’s Team – No One is Controlling her IG
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Dude Beating His Girlfriend
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White Bikini Wearing Paddleboardeer with floppy Tits
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How to Eat Watermelon
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Angelina Jolie’s New Job is Offensive and Proof of FAKE NEWS!
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TBT – Kid who Makes Weird Sound at the Skate Park
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Netflix Wants You to Believe Adam Sandler Movie Was Watched by 31 Million People…(I was one of them)
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Confessions of a Russian Mail Order Bride..
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The Colorado Little League Brawl You’ve All Seen but is Hilarious
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Charger VS CURB
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Matt Lauer Edited Out of the TODAY show Montage
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AOC Defends her Anti-Jewish Statements…
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Car Rolls Back Off Tow Truck
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Guy Removes a Massive Splinter
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Jason Mamoa is Down to do a TWINS remake with Peter DIKNK
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Girl Steps in Fight – Gets TOSSED
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Bingo Hall Plice Raid
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Detective Stops Interview to Tackle Suspect..
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Christina Anstead Shares Ultrasound – for the Real Perverts…
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Cuba Gooding JR Ranting About Groping..
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Robots Will Destroy Us
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CAN YOU BELIEVE GIRLS DO THIS SHIT…I CAN…THEY ARE ALL SLUTS
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Chrissy Teigen is Dog Shit for Bullshit…
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Olivia Wilde Swim
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Kelly Ripa in Black
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Teri Hatchet Face Titty
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Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
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Diane Guerrero in White Bikini Tits
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Beth Riesgraf Tits
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Lottie Moss – Trashy Slut
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Sofia Richie Stomach
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Nina Agdal Retard
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Eleanor Tomlinson Dress
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Karrueche Tran Ass in Pants
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Kendall Jenner – Fuck Me Boots
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Kim Garner – Whore
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Aubrey Plaza Legs
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DO YOU LIKE PUSSY? DO YOU LIKE LOOKING AT PUSSY?
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Webcam DILDO Video
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Olivia White Naked…and Hot…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Maitland Ward has Spit on her ANus Hole
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Big Tits in Body Paint
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Bitch With Tits in a Snakeskin Top
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Beach Fuck
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Girl Wearing the RIGHT TOp
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The Biggest/ Lamest Bro in Porn…
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Car Fuck
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The life of a TOILET PLUNGER
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Amateur With Great Tits – ALONE TIME – on Cam
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Cali on FTV Girls
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Beach Threesome
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Causing a Car Crash of the Day
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GOTCHA!
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Carol ALT in PLayboy
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Hot Caitlin McSwain in Playboy…
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Weird Fucking Dildo/Bread Fetish
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My Kind of Pony
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Marisa Papen
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2 Hot Naked girls in the Shower
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Lots of Pussy….
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2019

Jun

Lili Reinhart Nipples of the Day

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[IMAGES REMOVED THANKS TO HER LEGAL TEAM – BUT THEY ARE ALL OVER – SO GOOGLE THAT SHIT]

In big news…or maybe it is big people news Lili Reinhart ….is busting out the tits in some “artistic” nudes, that her boyfriend, JUGHEAD from Riverdale, who you probably remember as one of the twins in Suite Life of Zach and Cody, you fucking CLINTON LEVEL pervert…and we can all see her big tits, which is the only thing she has that redeems her as the main starlet of the show, because the rest of her is pretty trash, sloppy fat trash…

Now, I am a fan of young girls, famous or not, doing this whole “everyone on the internet puts their tits on the internet, let me join in”…because I like tits of all sizes, walks of life, etc….

I am all for this kind of “empowerment” that isn’t empowerement, even if the pic itself is cheesy as fuck….

Clearly, she thinks she’s hot, she wants peeople to see her tits, she’s current and relevant on that hit show, which for the record I stopped watching Season Two because it got so fucking dumb, and because this one right here is one of the hotter Characters, which if you look past the tits you’ll realize isn’t that hot, they should have hotter cast members but they are too busy killing Luke Perry.

POINT beeing….Lili Reinhart tits…out there in wet fabric being high concept that is barely a concept but still tits…

Here is Lili and Cami Mendes in some snuff film outtake..

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2019

Jun

Possibly Kaya Scodelario Leaked Nudes of the Day

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Kaya Scodelario is from SKINS….which was some innovative and popular show about slutty teens, which I guess came out before the world knew 12 year olds were having hardcore porno orgies thanks to being raised on inertnet porn…..and before everyone with instagram was a nude model.

I never watched the show, I am more into Antique Roadshow than bullshit storylines about people I don’t care about..

But I do appreciate being on the receiving end of NUDES that weren’t intended for me, but that are out there thanks to the internet…in what could be from a movie, could be self released for empowerment like Bella Thorne….for WHOOPI to judge and be old about…or they could be of anyone cuz I don’t know who the fuck Kaya Scodelario is…

BUT I DO KNOW WHAT PUSSY RUBBING SELFIES are…and that’s what this is.

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2019

Jun

Emma Kenney Bikini of the Day

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Emma Kenney from Shameless …where she should have been left, or where she should have stayed, cuz these bikini pics of her are really uneventful, not hot, dyke-like, unfit and sloppy, the kind of bikini pics you’d expect from the fat waitress at the diner you go to, not someone on some dumb fucking show that has exploited the life of a drunk weirdo by throwing every obscure storyline they can at it – to keep it interesting and edgy – but that instead just makes it lame…

What I am saying is…she’s pretty fucking nasty…and that this is the problem with social media…everyone feels the need to share bikini pics, even when we don’t want to see them.

I consider this a version of rape, there was no consent form signed….yet I am exposed to it…AWFUL.

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2019

Jun

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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In Friends revival news…

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are at the beach….in bikinis…living their best rich as fuck thanks to FRIENDS and I guess other choices they’ve made since FRIENDS…but without FRIENDS would both virtually be non-existent….

Doing this whole “We may be 65, retirees but we aren’t fat, so let’s get into bikinis”…..Aniston because she’s never had kids to ruin herself, COX because she’s a fucking skeletor zombie coming to eat your brain….or at least you wish that is what she was doing.

I guess this is what retirement homes look like for the rich, filled with pussy that may be dry and menopausal but that you’d love to still fuck….

Still BFFs…doing BFF things…cuz it’s good for the paparazzi story telling that keeps them relevant…

Here’s Aniston

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2019

Jun

Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons of the Day

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Farrah Abraham has made me money over the years, thanks to her staged sex tape that I was given an exclusive clip of, and that GAWKER when they still existed linked, sending 200,000 TEEN mom perverts over to the site, many of whom pulled out their CREDIT CARDS and bought her sex tape…I guess seeing a slut from MTV, who is only on MTV for being a TEEN SLUT, do hardcore porn, ANAL AND SQUIRTING, as sluts do….with a male pornstar named James Franco or some shit…

ANYWAY….

That makes her my favorite, my friend and ally, even though I haven’t met her….because none of these other whores, empowered sex positive slut or not have made me shit….

So for that I appreciate her…but I also appreciate her clown tits coming to the circus tits…with that mangled fucking face….

She may not be a legend, but she’s something…I am just not sure what.

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2019

Jun

Alexis Ren Slutty and Wet of the Day

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Alexis Ren has had so much work done that she looks like one of the Asian men who pay her to sit on their faces in Japan when she’s on those all expense paid trips to Japan…or maybe she just looks 45 years old.

It is amazing that all these young girls, in part thanks to instagram, but mainly because they are weak, half retard, vapid, superficial cunts, who have no confidence or opinion of their own, so that they just fall into the pressure or trends others are involved in, to make themselves seem relevant, or fit in…

It happened with WAXING PUSSY, now it happens with face injections…it’s the women who do this to themselves thinking it makes them hotter and they put so much importance on their looks…even though they claim to be fighting being objectified….while they are half naked on the internet..in some confusing and contradictory shit..

So Alexis Ren, this fake fashion blogger, or influencer, who never gives you practical travel advice, but who gets half naked while traveling in some weird soft core porno poses….is out here..still slutty, don’t slut shame, slut celebrate….all while looking fucking MANGLED….especially in the face…but probably thinking she looks awesome…why else would she do this to herself…

Crazy. Times.

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2019

Jun

Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

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At 16, Lottie Moss entered our lives as the fresher version of Kate Moss, who for all intents and purposes had a really battered, well traveled vagina from all the high fashion, coke-fueled, sex with rich and famous peoeple including but not limited to Pete Doherty – who was awesome….

She’s in her 20s now, definitely not a fresher version of Kate Moss anymore! She’s been in the scene for a while now…and she’s trying to navigate being a trashy reality show looking sex working version of Kate Moss from an alternate universe….

Despite her name – all she’s got in common with Kate….her much older sister who has probably met her 10 times or less…is letting her tits out…

Why bother trying to be a respected and legitimate human…when you can just ride your half sister’s name and matter…it’s the new generation of DIY, or ride your name, or tits, anything that involves laziness and the easiest way out…and if you have enough followers…you get paid….

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2019

Jun

Sofia Richie Pussy Print of the Day

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Sofia Richie has made the right fashion choices for today’s posts…

She’s pretty hot now that she’s totally rebuilt herself as these girls do. She started out as this chubby rich kid, but with hard work, face injections, ass injections and liposuction…she’s looking great…especially in a onsie style tight outfit….that is hugging her tits, ass and pussy all at the same time….something you’d want to be doing but you don’t have enough hands…

This rich kid, who chose being a Kardashian secondary character who hasn’t had a public threesome with her boyfriend and his ex wife Kourtney, but she’s been busy traveling in luxury…cuz her dad is Lionel richie and they are stupid rich and that’s how it goes.

I’m into whatever this is, even if she’s garbage.

Here is her potential nipple..