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2024

21

Feb

Drea de Matteo’s Racy Selfie of the Day

Here’s Drea de Matteo, the hot chick from the Sopranos about 20 years later….doing a slutty selfie as they do, even though they probably shouldn’t but that could just be because I remember when 40 year old chicks were considered aged out and not qualified in posting slutty content even if people were willing to fuck them, even if people still jerked off to their archive pics….they were put out to pasture like nature intended…

Drea’s likely in her 50s at this point and she’d bring some big Italian tits in a double bra cuz she needs that support and the terrifying thing is not the zombie but rather the room the zombie is in….like what’s going on here…is she in the garage, a prison, a hoarders house for the remake of hoarders…is she just showing us how down on her luck she is…or is this how high society live….is she visiting a friend where she’s taken a break for a shoot..I don’t have the answers, but it’s probably a horror movie set…

Check out the Italian titties though…

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2024

21

Feb

Rita Ora’s Tits Squished in a Very Tight Dress of the Day

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Here’s a little Rita Ora Tit Squish for the Tit Squish fetishists out there…

I don’t know if there’s a fetish for tits being snuffed out like a cigarette butt in efforts to prevent forest fires….or if people are down with the wrapping the tits up as tight to the body as you can so that you can live your life as a man, because wrapped tits makes you a amn…..or if people are down with tits packed tighter than leftovers…..but I assume that for any weird thing you conceive a person can do for the orgasms, someone out there has done it and my obsessively be into doing it….making a tits saran wrapped in a dress hardly that shocking when dudes are out there eating used tampons out of Walmart bathrooms..

Anyway, Rita Ora, looking older and more sophisticated is in a tight dress, that could be seen as a latex dress to the dudes out there who love cumming on girls in latex dresses, even though they make tits look like they’re being choked out in a motel room before being thrown in the river wrapped in a shower curtain all gasping for air….

And I like Rita Ora….

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2024

21

Feb

Madison Beer Rubbing her Belly for a Low Key Titty Grab of the Day

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Madison Beer is a girl who brilliantly navigated Youtube fame thanks to her stage parent mom who we can assume was onboard the entire fucking time….maybe even creating the whole thing at the expense of her little girl as stage parents do….only this was the internet version where likes and follows were obsessively tracked and never enough…realizing that perverts were into young girls doing cover songs and diving in on that hard….

But it was the glory days of youtube, when youtube made many idiots very fucking rich, and some of those idiots leveraged that into mainstream brands, deals, or record deals…and Madison Beer was one of them.

No one know what she sings or if she sings, but that doesn’t matter, she’s rich an can just coast…but still maintaining the attention her tits get, from low cut shirts, to grabbing her tummy ache while squeezing tits up for more cleavage, there’s a science to the internet whoring designed to not look like whoring, but still whoring…

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2024

21

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Insane Outfit of the Day

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People like to hate on Bella Thorne for being a hard faced, bad skinned, annoying Disney kid who leveraged herself to be a dominant force on social media, before deciding to sell her exclusive content on OnlyFans, all while remaining the Gen Z icon that the mainstream industry seem to like to use, but that doesn’t need the mainstream industry because she’s got rich off the internet fools…

I don’t hate on Bella Thorne because she’s been masterful in her execution of trolling the internet for gains thanks to how dumb the general population of the internet is…and she brought her tits along for the ride…maybe they were the main character…at least they were to me.

Anyway, her outfit, because she’s fashionable, is some sheer, nipple showcasing, pussy hugging leotard thing that should inspire how all women dress, new dystopian outfit check, it will make grocery stores more exhilarating even when the tits are as bountiful as Bella Thornes..

Here’s a shot from the ass:

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2024

21

Feb

Nina Phoenix is the Instagram Of The Day

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Like a Phoenix, the big tits on social media marketing themselves by seducing men into big tits, will always RISE….

You can’t snuff out a set of big tits on social media trying to be seen, because they will alway manage to get seen.

It’s all so exciting….right Nina Phoenix….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

21

Feb

Haylee Stinson is the Instagram Of The Day

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It’s Haylee’s world and apparently we’re just staring at her tits in it….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw that movie Oppeneheimer was nominated for dozens of Academy Awards and it’s available on the free Amazon Prime subscription I mooch off of…..

I figure I could just stare at my wife’s cunt, instead of expose myself to some boring ass revisionist history…

I figure that her cunt is the closest thing I’ve seen to a nuclear blast that sucks the life out of all motherfuckers….,she’s the biggest cunt that sucks all matter up…..she’s that cunt that Oppenheimer used to build a village, house scientist and test civilization ending bomb….

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Dog talks to her owner by using talking buttons
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Guy Finds Airtag In His Car
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2024

20

Feb

Selena Gomez is Feeding her Tits in Paris of the Day

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Why post about one child star with kidney failure so bad they’ve cut the line to get a transplant from people who they harvest organs from…..when you can do two….and BOTH of them are French themed….if you don’t know what I am talking about SCROLL DOWN motherfucker…..there’s a Sarah Hyland post where she’s culturally appropriating French fucks and it’s offensive…now big titty big girl Selena Gomez is in France eating pastries as hard as she can cuz she’s a big girls and that’s what big girls do….they eat.

I guess there’s no real fear that it will blow out her already blown out kidneys, even though obesity kills, nothing seems to kill Gomez….not even her LUPUS…so carb load hard for the feeder fetish pervs.

I don’t know where the tits came from, maybe one of the kidney transplants came from a big titty girl and her DNA leveled Gomez up, but maybe she got implants because she was insecure with her wide face and wanted something to make it look smaller, or MAYBE she ate her way into tits…either way, people like tits…even fat ones of fat chicks…it’s a mental illness….

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2024

20

Feb

Old Lady Katy Perry’s Tits in a Tennis Outfit of the Day

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Katy Perry may be one of the clunkier pop stars I’ll never understand, but thanks to her brain washing and her ability to properly execute sonic warfare or witchcraft on the unsuspecting audience, tapping into their minds and making them become lifelong fans of hers…..she still exists….and is stupid rich.

She posing in some tennis outfit with the big tits, which have always been the only thing we’ve ever given a shit about Katy Perry, that Kissed a Girl song was offensive, profiteering off the dykes of the world for some shock value viral song that should have stayed a one hit wonder….

It makes me ask what kind of dystopian satanic hell, or simulation do we live in where they decided that Katy Perry doesn’t have enough visibility, but instead should be maximized and thrown onto Network TV….THIS DYSTOPIAN HELL…

I like tennis and I like tits and have the ability to erase Katy Perry from the pic to focus on the important things…..even if they are old…

Katy Perry, despite being old is releasing another album…cashing in on that people making people rich through tours….and it will be offensive, more offensive than this…

I’ve never found her hot, so I don’t find her hot now, yet here I am posting it. The power of tennis outfits…THE POWER OF TENNIS OUTFITS!

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2024

20

Feb

Shakira in the “Taking a Shit Stance” of the Day

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Shakira may not be as disgusting looking as most 55 years old, but that doesn’t mean she’s not 55 years old or that she should behaving like she’s still in her 20s.

If you take a card out of the J.Lo book, you’ll realize that it’s very fucking cringe when listening to a 55 year old use slang like she’s still young, or dancing choreographed hiphop dances like she’s at the fucking club, when really she should be in bed at 9 to curl up to a good book.

So I don’t really like seeing these bitches drop this kind of shit, like they aren’t 55 years old, all because they are motivated after seeing Taylor Swift make 1 billion dollars off her tour, when knowing they are less clunky and put on a better show than her….

Thanks to pop culture’s lack of evolution, we’ve got Katy Perry, J.Lo, Aguilera and a bunch of others pulling out new albums and setting up tours to mooch off the willing to spend fans….

Money Shakira the Tax Evader will definitely Evade Taxes on….

It will be a show that doesn’t involve her shitting on stage like G.G. Allin, but that does involve her in a shitting on stage pose….

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