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2024

22

Feb

Rihanna Titty Outtakes Goin Viral of the Day

Rihanna is old and fat now. I can’t imagine anyone is jerking off to her, but there was a time when people bought into her alien forehead and went along with her being a babe, thanks to aggressive marketing that has made a lot of people a lot of money.

She may still do the occasional big tit, cuz she’s a big broad, content to push her billion dollar underwear brand that for a minute was out pacing Victoria’s Secret because direct to consumer shit is more lucrative than old school mall shit, especially when an influential influencer like Rihanna is pushing it….but I can’t imagine anyone really wants to see it.

So she had some old pics of her tits leaked and it’s going viral, people are sharing, a “REMEMBER WHAT WAS”…”this is better than what’s now”….and really I don’t know how old this shit actually is, it could be during her old fat years but edited, the internet is a fucking liar and I hate it.

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2024

22

Feb

Sydney Sweeney’s Red Dress Milking of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney’s like the one cow in the village after a natural disaster who still has the ability to be milked, because every motherfucker in that town is trying to milk it, but in Sweeney’s case that town is Hollywood and the tits being milked aren’t for 30 dollar smoothers from EREWOHN or whatever that place it’s called, they are being milked to get young people to watch shit movies….

Earlier in the week, Sweeney was at the People’s Choice awards and she decided to wear a distracting red dress with her big milkers out on display as they are in anything she does, since they are her secret weapon and gift….

The red dress keeps popping up while she’s popping out on my feed…so I figure I should put it on my actual feed, since this is MY website and I curate this bullshit..

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2024

22

Feb

Christie Brinkley’s 70 Year Old Tits of the Day

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I guess this isn’t really news since it was posted 2 days ago and all the women’s blogs that target old diaper wearing ladies on FB have already celebrated Christie Brinkley. even though you’d expect those diaper wearers to get mad that one of their peers, equal in age, is still flaunting her tits like it was the 80s….when they hated her for being hotter than them then…so they can hate her for being hotter than them now…which is’t saying much since they’re 70…

She’s clearly MOOCHING off Billy Joel’s comeback tour, you know since she was his UPTOWN girl who is probably still living off his money….

Or maybe she’s just a titty model who only knows how to be in content with her tits…

Either way, it’s a test of your desperation, your perversion, your commitment to a cause…because in no world should anyone be jerking off to 70 year olds, unless they are 85 year olds in the same home as them on BONER pills.

For anyone willingly admitting that they’d fuck this, myself included, you’re demented….but the INTERNET made us this way….WHO CAN WE SUE FOR COMPENSATION…

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2024

22

Feb

Filip Madalina Ioana is the Instagram Of The Day

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When they say YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE…

Or that ANYONE CAN MAKE IT, YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE….

You should take a cold hard look at the people of the internet who have the millions of followers, the millions of dollars, and really analyze them to see that they are right, literally any retard can make it as anything…idiots become dot com billionaires, fat chicks become models, ugly chicks become the face of beauty brands, the KARDASHIANS pull off their witchcraft and game the world….

ANYONE can make it, but it helps when you have tits.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

22

Feb

Val Cortez is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Val Cortez, which sounds more like a tourist destination or experience offered at your All Inclusive in a Spanish Country. You know the excursion they are up-selling, and I don’t mean the dudes who sell cocaine and hookers on the beach, I mean the legitimate tour guides because in French Canada, VAL means Valley and I can only assume it means the same thing in Spanish, because I am ignorant….

So this VAL CORTEZ may not be an epic hike to see waterfalls, but that doesn’t mean her TIT valley between her MOUNTAINOUS TITS isn’t relevant or that she doesn’t GUSH like a waterfall for the best paying customer….

It just means her name is probably Valerie, Valeria, Valentine, Valens, VALGINA, VALUTERUS, VALANUS, Valveeta, VALARIUS, Valforagoodtime you know the standard VAL names…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with the grocery store, which is my only social activity due to a fat as fuck overeating wife who always wants cake….is that I never really get to smell the wonderful essence of a sexually aroused woman that you’d want to smell at the grocery store because you’re a man, and thus an animal and a pervert who likes the idea of inhaling boner-giving pheromones…

In part, because I’m like George Floyd and can’t breathe thanks to all the mold Ilive in….but I can breathe well enough to smell all the shitty old lady diapers around me doing self checkout like they work for the place even though they don’t get an employee discount…

Those ladies are basically the opposite of a hot woman’s sexually aroused scent or at least the future of that hot woman will become when her sexually around scent turns into pissing and shitting herself..

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2024

21

Feb

Brie Larson’s Selfie of the Day

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Brie Larson made the mistake of posting this selfie, where she looks like the weird refugee that landed in your elementary school back when you were a kid and not used to immigration, you know where she dressed like a fucking lunatic because of her communist background where they don’t learn how to dress themselves…but now that they get all that free donated clothes they can be as creative as their autism allows….

She’s looking rough, she’s looking like a retard given free will because she’s rich and can run her own life, but most importantly, she looks menopausal…like the crazy old lady at the home….

So don’t buy into her being some hot A-Lister…this selfie says ALL…

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2024

21

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown Cake Farts of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown’s core fan base is going to be so fucking mad, she just turned 20 and she’s celebrating with her tits out.

They won’t be mad because the tits are out, that will give them something to feel conflicted over….

They’ll be mad because she’s 20 years old now, almost allowed to buy booze…and that is the opposite reason of why those stunted weirdos fell in love with her like the creeper fucks that they are….

I never trust a dude who is a fan of a child star….whether it’s a Disney kid….a Stranger Things Kid….Emma Watson….you’re fucking weird…

However, finding them worth looking at once they’ve hit 20 and are sexualizing themselves like Miley did, hopping on for that part of their career…SOLID…

So to the old Millie fans, enjoy mourning that loss of her being a teen…to the perverts like me who like grown up weathered bitches…here’s to a decade of whorin’ them tits..

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2024

21

Feb

Checking in on Stella Hudgens’ Smut of the Day

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Stella Hudgens may not be as important as her sister, but that’s probably why she’s turned to the world of smut to get the attention she feels she deserves, because it’s a good way to get seen, to get love, to get that positive feedback from the perverts and to break out of your sister’s shadow in your own way….even though I’m sure 90 percent of her subscribers are die-hard High School Musical fans.

You can’t escape your more accomplished sister, but you can leverage her name for personal gain if you’re willing to get naked….

Here’s some of her racy pics, doing not overly racy things, but I appreciate that she’s putting effort into this project, so many of the other OF celebs cashing in are lazy and disrespectful to their followers and I don’t like that.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

21

Feb

Drea de Matteo’s Racy Selfie of the Day

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Here’s Drea de Matteo, the hot chick from the Sopranos about 20 years later….doing a slutty selfie as they do, even though they probably shouldn’t but that could just be because I remember when 40 year old chicks were considered aged out and not qualified in posting slutty content even if people were willing to fuck them, even if people still jerked off to their archive pics….they were put out to pasture like nature intended…

Drea’s likely in her 50s at this point and she’d bring some big Italian tits in a double bra cuz she needs that support and the terrifying thing is not the zombie but rather the room the zombie is in….like what’s going on here…is she in the garage, a prison, a hoarders house for the remake of hoarders…is she just showing us how down on her luck she is…or is this how high society live….is she visiting a friend where she’s taken a break for a shoot..I don’t have the answers, but it’s probably a horror movie set…

Check out the Italian titties though…

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