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2023

12

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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As it turns out, I am probably pretty lucky that I don’t live near a beach because I am such a deep rooted pervert and I always have been, that it would probably pose some sort of problem, not because I’m an aggressor because I am not, I’m a romantic, but because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself, I’d likely glitch out like a virgin nerd cumming himself to the first set of tits he got to see.

It’s like, being a grown man who stares at pics of tits all day doesn’t deflate my interest in the female form and I think it could be an obsession on some level or.another because as long as the bitch ain’t fat, I’m staring…and now with all the thong bikinis, fuck off you girls are the ABUSERS!

Big tits, small tits, fat ass, no ass, flat ass, round ass, toned stomach, soft stomach, I don’t fucking care, if it’s half naked in a bikini, I’m loving it.

It’s kind of pathetic, but we can’t control what we like….so keep me on ice up here in Canada where I belong…why live my dream of being a titty hunting beach rat…

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2023

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always sad when a woman crosses her legs when when staring at a woman’s crotch as she sits full fat pussy out on the bus. It hurts my feelings, but then I am reminded of the time a girl told me she used to make herself cum by crossing her legs, so her defensive, stop looking at my pussy could be I LIKE YOU LOOKING at my pussy….so life it’s about perspective people!

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2023

11

Dec

The Tits that Brought Down Ryan Philippe of the Day

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Her name is Elsie Hewitt and she’s a big titty model, who I think did Playboy or some other shit that you’d do if you had big tits, trying to use the big tits to get the lifestyle the big tits deserve…

Anyway, being on the circuit she was on, she ended up in bed with Ryan Philippe, where they likely faked a relationship because bedding a rich Reese Witherspoon breeder is a tread for all…but when MeToo hit, she went after him, totally disregarding his reputation and career and trying to kill the motherfucker, because women, they go for blood.

I don’t know what he did to her, but I bet she got a cash settlement out of it…so it all worked out in the end…

So these are the tits that tried to ruin Ryan….

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2023

11

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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Mom, is that you?

What’s for dinner?

Did you finish the laundry?

Can you drive me to the mall?

Mom?

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2023

11

Dec

Internet Sex Peddler Denise Richards in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Denise Richards is doing some pin-up modeling because she’s old enough to be a pin up model, or probably remembers the 40s when pin-up models were on all the lockers of the men fighting for your freedom. She’s a SENIOR CITIZEN people.

I find the internet as a whole a demonic entity that has stolen all of our souls and pulled us all out of living our actual lives….celebrating demons who get rich off the shit…while polluting the rest of us with SPAM and other nonsense that just distracts from our best actual lives…..

So seeing Denise Richards jumping on the selling nudes thing isn’t all that shocking, especially since she was rumored to be a high paid escort during her career as an actor, before landing on Charlie Sheen’s dick…but it’s little demoralizing.

When rich and old attention seekers turn to selling nudes like college girls trying to have that party life, it becomes a little fucking depressing.

Sure, Denise Richards being an internet whore is something we could have all wanted to see happen, but seeing it happening makes it an unfortunate wank.

The good news is she’s hiding her wonky ass deflated old lady mom tit with the explant….its the WIN going on here.

I do not support rich people taking money from hotter chicks doing the same thing, assuming Denise Richards has fans willing to pay her for this shit, which she likely does, but that’s also disturbing since she’s old as shit and looks it.

The internet…a demonic entity.

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2023

11

Dec

Britney Spears Rolling Around in her Underwear of the Day

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Britney Spears or the actor playing Britney Spears since I am not convinced this is actually Britney Spears, loves to recycle her weirdo content and consistently repost the same videos and pictures, as you would expect if someone was actually dead.

I am pretty sure I’ve seen this pink panty rolling around in bed content before, maybe slightly different, but not different enough to be new and original content.

They tell us that she’s free, that she produces content like this sometimes, but then recycles the shit like some hippie or homeless person separating the cans, instead of just shooting shit like this all day, like a bored cam girl, since she’s rich and living in her palace on her pile of money with nothing else to do.

I like to think Britney is alive and has free will because I think crazy ladies, especially in their 40s are a lot of fun in their crazy and with the resources and celebrity that Britney has, probably a lot more fun than the toothless tranny prostitute at the dive bar that smells like piss I was with yesterday…CHURCH.

So seeing the recycled content, like she’s been abducted and the captor is trying to keep her spirit alive through social media so no one asks any questions, is wasted opportunity because it should be new badly produced low quality content.

Watching Brit in bed is robbery.

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2023

11

Dec

Maria Menounos’ New Mom via Surrogate with Cancer Bod in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos was the entertainment show host that dudes would fantasize about when their wives used to make them watch Access Hollywood or Extra or whatever garbage tabloid show she was on….

They’d think of her as the Greek queen who likes anal with the hot body…in an era when girls didn’t have anal sex on the first date and it was something special.

She went onto build out a podcast network or media network that I am sure she got very rich with, it’s all about timing you fools….

She also went onto have tumors cut out of her brain and apparently tumors cut out of her pancreas, which I thought was a cancer that was a death sentence, but more importantly, she had a baby through a host body because she either couldn’t in her body because of all the cancers, or maybe she didn’t want to throw off her body because it’s her currency….

Either way, this is some new mom in her 40s bod after surviving cancer in a bikini for you to jerk off to for old times, since she’s an old timer, and I guess she’s happy to not be dead….

The excitement of the shoot is that the new mom is on vacation in the bikini, which makes me think that the new kid is at the kennel or something, since surrogacy seems a lot like adopting a rescue puppy, or even a puppy mill puppy and less like being actual moms, but maybe I’m an insensitive asshole which I guess Maria Menounos is the owner of, thanks to the whole being Greek thing. OPA!

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2023

11

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t think qualifies as nursing…but who am I to decide what nursing is…

I guess the healthcare heroes realized there’s more clout on the internet, or at least more respect, adoration, support and dudes saying “you so pretty Desi, show me the BOBS”….than when they were pretending COVID was real.

The got a taste of that FAME and realized that without that FORTUNE, fame meant nothing….it doesn’t pay for the beach house but maybe selling nudes does.

Medical Workers are seemingly caring people, they want to take care of the sick and nurse them to health, it’s not just a job to them and maybe posting nudes to the internet speaks to that inner need they have.

I am not a medical worker, I don’t know the diagnosis, but these medical workers are pretty racy on the job and in their medical worker uniform, making a fetish out of the whole thing and there’s a lot of them doing it, so there must be more this story….but we don’t need to hear it because we’re more into pictures….

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2023

11

Dec

Kate Beckinsale is the Hot Old Lady of the Day

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We’re in a weirdo era where 16 year old girls are getting face injections and looking like 50 year old housewives of Beverly Hills, or washed up strippers from the 90s.

So many people have thrown out the natural look, or the natural aging process and decided to fuck with it like they are a Kardashian.

I guess this isn’t anything new, because in the 90s, so many women got huge implants and bleached their hair to look like Pam Anderson, she was the ideal or trending hot benchmark….

Unfortunately for society, the Kardashians became that new look, or what it means to be hot, so we have a lot of dumpy weird looking clowns that remind me a pile of dog shit with those googley eyes attached to it.

So yeah, no one ages gracefully or likes looking old naturally, instead they like to fuck with it strategically, but getting old still happens, it just looks weird.

Beckinsale, the young comediaan fucker for their sperm does it well, even though she’s rotting, she’s like putting the loaf of bread in the fridge or freezer and hoping for a few more years of this…

Still hot, just skewing weird.

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2023

11

Dec

Ashely Benson’s Straight for Pay Bra Shot of the Day

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Ashely Benson was the sloppy big titty star of a hit show that was popular around the time of Instagram launching, which basically allowed her to use those big titties to get as much following as she could, so that she could just cruise without having to ever really work again, because being a social media influencer with a popular social media channel is the place to be, rather than having to actually work.

Her nerdy co-star Shay Mitchell, the Canadian took her huge following to a social media empire of merchandise, luggage, beverage company, a media company, writes books and a bunch of other influencer based cash grab things that work….

Benson took a less aggressive approach, looked like a slob in her sweatpants for about a decade before deciding she was a dyke with Cara Delevingne….

I guess realizing that she either needed dick, or the good life, she decided it was time to go straight for pay, because once you’re a lesbian you’re always a lesbian according to the born this way lesbians, when we all know that lesbianism is a myth and that all women are coded to make babies.

So she has now gone straight for pay, the opposite of gay for pay, unless she went gay for clout in a woke time of being gay got you work…

She’s been recently knocked up by Brandon Davis, the oil heir who called Lohan a fire crotch and who greasily reigned that era of celeb gossip, when it was actually fun or funny and paved the way for the nonsense we’re in now.

He’s a billionaire, so whether she is straight for pay or not doesn’t matter, she’s set for life all while having the insurance policy of that bumping instagram channel with all the followers.

Here are some pics of her slutty animal print bra like some kind of prostitute looking hot enough for a billionaire!

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