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2019

16

May

Tits At Cannes of the Day

As a quick follow up to my last post on Alessandra Ambrosio….here are the vaginas that attended the Cannes film festival. The high profile pussy that was brought to the luxurious event to help close deals cuz dudes are weak when it comes to women and they all fall into the trap of pussy…the pussy trap…

Some are sex workers, some are models and actors, which in a lot of ways are sex workers in their own right….and all are trying to look their best….for you to jack off to them.

Alessandra Ambrosio with the almost pussy flash…

Amber Heard still preying on men…

Ashlee Simpson what is she doing here..

Bella Hadid with the nude…

Elle Fanning Almost Nip Slip…

Eva Longoria still around…

Hina Khan..who…

Romee Strijd is hot..

Selena Gomez and her new face..

Shailene Woodley Goth…

Taylor Hill with the see through shit…

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2019

16

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Bra of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio and her 40 year old Brazilian tits are out in Cannes…looking for a husband…or maybe working as an escort because there’s a huge sex worker ring scandal that went down regarding Cannes film festival…where very rich and powerful people go to one of the most luxurious places to buy movies, or finance movies, with all kinds of parties…and as any dude throwing a party knows…it’s no party unless you have that one chick who brings all the other chicks on payroll…cuz the chances of your loser ass getting girls to show up to your party is fucking impossible…

Ultimately…it’s all about the chicks….

Any ad agency exec, or marketing partnership, or big sale in any industry involving a rich person…has made deals thanks to the pussy that has been presented to him as some kind of offering in the seduction stage of said deal…

Whether he fucks the pussy or not is irrelevant, cuz he’s not the one paying for it, but the pussy is still getting paid….

So here’s Ambrosio…being that tit that softens a deal, like “shit this dude brings VS models to dinner” and makes it less homo while the men are bonding before making the deal….

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2019

16

May

Josie Canseco Nipples of the Day

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Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s trashy daughter that he had with a Hooters waitress, which sounds about right, because most pro athletes end up with the trashiest of women, cuz athletes are just bros who get paid a lot of money and are drawn to bro things like girls who look like sex workers, that are essentially sex workers, since dating an athlete comes with the good life and a lot of money.

Point being, Josie Canseco, named after her dad cuz that’s what trash with money does, and not named after Josie and the pussy cats…has been trying to do the whole model thing for 3-5 years now.

She’s even gone nude, like in this shoot, tits that may be fake out, with a rockin body even her dad would jack off to…

For some reason, a reason I call mainstream, she is now an official Victoria’s Secret model, as Victoria’s Secret tries to scramble to stay relevant in an era where they are falling off….

A very basic, college club looking girl…now a VS model…thank god for her daddy otherwise she’d just be working hooters like her momma.

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2019

16

May

Elsie Hewitt Big Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is pretty clever….do a slutty instagram nudity looking shoot but don’t show the nips, cuz full tits takes away from the mystery and half tits is like “holy shit those are big tits, I’d love to see some nip….are they small nips or saucer sized..with tits like that they could be huge…what color could they be…so many questions…

She’s some big tits from instagram who got naked on instagram and because of the big tits got a big following on instagam…and thanks to that big tits she got Ryan Philippe to have sex with her, only to take advantage of the moment and the brand association and accuse him of assault…you know get that name in the news so that you get them tits in the news and more people notice you.

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2019

16

May

Pervert Farts in a Singing Booth Traps a Girl Inside and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Pulls Out His Dick at a Convenience Store Clerk

In Case You Missed it – Woman Pushing Old Man Off Bus – Killing Him – Dark

Woman VS Drug Store

Woman’s Quick Reflexes Prevent her From being Hit By a Train

Drunk Girl of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Having sex with the 20 year old daughter of the hot girl from high school who never gave you the time of day…would be a real sense of accomplishment…especially if you got invited to the family Memorial Day BBQ you know so that you can remind the mom who you are as you finger bang the little young perv who grew up on Porno at the table the way you’re supposed to….

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Black Mirror Season 5 Trailer
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Dudes Keying a Tesla
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Selena Gomez – Cleavage
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Donald Trump Jr VS a Bad Mayor….
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2019

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes when things are bad I think…they can never be as bad as the time I got caught jerking off in the pool while older ladies did aqua-fitness class..I couldn’t help it…their tits were so big in their one piece bathing suits..slutty old ladies were there for that…to flaunt and such….

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Stan Lee’s Former Manager Charged with Elder ABuse
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Paris Hilton Still Trashing Lohan
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Halle Berry Training with Taran for John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
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Bernie Sanders Telling School Kids they are Dumb
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Nasty Titty Flash on the beach
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Barber Givs a Full Service Haircut
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Mandy Moore Busty…
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Kristin Davis has an Ugly Pussy – But a Nice House
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Taylor Swift is Such Trash
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Kim Garner – Rack
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Horny Mother on a Date Steals Show
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Dallas Road Rage is Something Else
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Thor Actor Killed Himself
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Drunk Idiot Decides to Fight Bar Security….
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Angelina Jolie Maleficent
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Shooting An Ejected 22lr Casing Out Of Mid Air!
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Keanu Reeves on Death….
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Motorcycle Ride Through the Living Room Fail
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Idiots Unknowingly Get Recorded Keying A Tesla
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Sara Sampaio in a Magazine
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Roselyn Sanchez at an Event
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Alicia Vikander in Harper’s
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Mandy Moore Cleavage..
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage…
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Taraji Henson Titties….
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Bella Hadid Titties
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Alba an her Face Injections at GMA
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Halle Berry in Jeans
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Lindsay Vonn Shows a Lot of Leg
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Katy Perry Titties and a New Face
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Julianne Hough – Mormon Cleavage
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Tao Wickrath Tits at a Party…
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Halston Sage – Huge cleavage
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Hot Fucking Amateur
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THIS ARMPIT LICKING WEIRDNESS IS WEIRD
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AWESOME TITS AT THE LAKE
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SERENA STRIPS
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Hot 18 Year old Cam Girl with Braces – PERV
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A Bunch of Lesbians
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Hospital Twerking
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Hot Masturbating Young Girl
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Selfie Sluts
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25 Year Old Strips
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Weird Public Masturbation
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Merry Go Round Fuck
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Huge Fucking TITTIES FOR HER BOYFRIEND VIDEO
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Lactating Nips
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Porn is Weird
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Making a Sex Tape
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2019

15

May

Chelsea Handler Nipples of the Day

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I always found Chelsea Handler’s content mean spirited, rude, vulgar and unappealing….even though people say I am an asshole to celebrities and by default I should like other vulgar, rude and unattractive people….But then again, I appreciate mean spirited content when it is directed at celebrities, since they are the fucking worst
She seemed like a bitter bitch, just trying to be as nasty as possible because she couldn’t get a career as an actress and was forced to choose the route of ugly girls to get where she is…even with the tits…COMEDY.

It’s very easy for a woman to take over the Comic scene…cuz comics are all perverts who can’t get laid….losers really….that’s why Louis C.K. is jerking off on random comics….easy to manipulate.

I don’t mind that in her old age, Chelsea Handler loves showing off her big tits to get noticed, I mean it’s the only thing she does worth paying attention to, and the only thing most women do worth paying attention to.

Her tits are her whole act now…so here she is being “funny” with the titties….oh that wild comedian girl…exhibitionism….but where’s the clit….

This isn’t hot, but it happened….again.

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2019

15

May

Beatrice Bouchard Topless of the Day

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BEATRICE BOUCHARD out here with her tits out in Morocco…

I am a big fan of Beatrice Bouchard, the local hottie, who is twin sisters with Eugenie Bouchard…because when her sister was out there training fucking hard…touring…doing all that had to get done to make it as a pro tennis playr…which is a real fucking hard thing to pull off…

Beatrice Bouchard was going to music festivals, posting outfits and bikinis…and looking amazing while doing it.

I think she’s even inspired Eugenie, who has already made it as far as she’ll likely make it in Tennis, to just Anna Kournikova….and be an instagram model in her own right, pulling the brand deals and doing what matters in the world…Just fucking chillin’.

Fuck trying too hard…when you can just fucking chill….and travel…it makes perfect sense to me.

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2019

15

May

Roosmarijn de Kok Slutty of the Day

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Roosmarijn de Kok, what a name.

Sounds like someone you can order to be your wife from a Catalog…

Not that De KOK is a Russian name…but it would make for a great sex worker name…and I guess all of these girls in some capacity or another are just fucking sex workers….

I guess we’re all just prostituting ourselves to get ahead…but some women, mainly naked ones look far better, and do great things with it.

Not that getting naked in a photoshoot is hard, or challenging. But it’s worth staring at.