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2019

May

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Lingerie of the Day

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For those of you (as if there are any of you) who read this site, I have been a fan ofRosie Huntington-Whiteley and not because I am bald, as disgusting as I am, I’m not bald….so I dont need to use her as a beacon of hope that if I was a bald dude I could get a girl like her…provided I was ripped, an action star and rich as fuck….

I have been a fan of her, because she has been getting naked since day one of her modeling…and I like that no bullshit, I’m a model, I get naked approach…when it’s not just some instagram whore trying to get noticed…

Then she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers and I thought she was a great mechanism for the Hollywood machine to show the world that acting requires no talent or skill, any hot chick can do it, just throw her into the mix and she’ll make it work…cuz acting is a joke…

You know, in efforts to get these people paid less in my silent protest of “They are useless uneducated idiots who don’t do anything for the worrld”….a protest that no one listens to or cares about….

Well, Rosie, now a mom, in lingerie…Awesome.

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2019

May

Rosario Dawson Topless and 50 of the Day

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I really dislike Rosario Dawson..especially now that she’s dating some Democrat named Cory who is using her to propel his marketing thanks to her celebrity and who she is using to try to validate her existence as being more than just a vapid garbage actress with big tits….but also an activist…she just looks like a cunt.

She’ll always be the underage slut in KIDS who played around in the pool in her bra for Harmony Korine and Larry Clark…whether she was able to polarize that slutty at a young age behavior as being a serious actor or not…I know she’s not that impressive or even accomplished…but people like her tits and tits take you to amazing places if you know how to use them….

She’s done this whole nude on instagram thing for attention cuz she’s in her 50s now and still wants to optimize her existing audience to help further her legacy like she was Meghan Markle by being a Political Wife….her dream is to be the first Puerto Rican First Lady…which won’t, but a girl is allowed to dream…and show off her tits whilst she dreams…because why the fuck not…

Funny enough, she was posting nudes on instagram since she got instagram, and her lawyer hit me up to remove some leaked nudes that were less nude than the nudes on her instagram…which I find pretty offensive…like fucking be naked, let’s leave the legal team out of this….so we can focus on the ONE and ONLY thing we’re into when it comes to Rosario Dawson’s Creek…them titties…

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2019

May

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Rich people have a lot of time on their hands, and they like to plan elaborate events around bullshit things like engagement parties, or bachelorette parties, all in effort to get the poor people to follow them to feel like shit about themselves, forcing them to turn to sugar baby sex work, to get a taste of that good life….so that they can spend money in idiotic ways, like yacht parties too…you know so they fit into society as they should…

That said, Sarah Hyland, the very weird fucking looking girl from Modern Family…that you all jerked off to throughout her genetic diseased, underdeveloped years, that she got two Kidney Transplants in…2 people have sacrificed vital organs for her to be drinking on this boat in a bikini for you to jerk off to..and that’s what this is about…celebrating life, love and saying fuck you to all you losers who can’t live like this cuz you’re not rich enough to get new kidneys when yours give out….

I don’t know who the other bikinis are with Sarah Hyland…..but there are a lot of bikinis..and that’s what matters.

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2019

May

Marisa Papen Having a Beer with her Bush of the Day

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Marisa Papen is a known internet nude model, who has called herself an artist, and her art is getting nude in random places, because the nude body is not something we should punish, but rather celebrate, and I’m fully on board with that, because I like looking a naked chicks….

We may live in a world where violence in movies gets lower rating than sex in movies, because we want everyone angry at each other, instead of fucking each other or jerking off all day, even everyone is just jerking off all day….to “porn” being “bad”…when really it’s human fucking nature, interaction and normal…except maybe for the direction porn has taken where it’s also borderline criminal in most places…but you perverts get what I am saying and that is that seeing a bitch with her portuguese beer on some sand dune fully nude…rocking a perfect bush…is great and all girls should be doing this…if they aren’t already…and they probably are…cuz the internet has made them all whores…but they don’t think they are whores…so let’s just let them keep the nude supply high.

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2019

May

Alexis Ren Nipple in Lingerie Mother’s Day Tribute of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a dead mother, at least I think that’s what I remember, because when she was doing Dancing with the Stars she was saying shit like “THIS IS FOR YOU MOM”….cuz I guess her mom was a stage parent who wanted her girl to dance her way to the top…whether at Disney, in Movies, or working the pole at a random Vegas stipclub…you do what you gotta do….or maybe her mom just really liked Dancing with the Stars…that Julianne Hough bitch and her Modest Mormonism can really move…

That said, I don’t remember what day it is most days, so I could be completely wrong about the dead mom thing, I just feel like as someone with a dead mom, I can connect and relate to all the other people with dead moms….and I remember when one has a dead mom…cuz I am like “I feel you girl, let me feel you girl”….

Well, what better way to celebrate her dead mom than by busting out her fake tits that her mom didn’t even give her as a legacy, unless she bought them with her inheritance money…in which case “thanks mom”…

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2019

May

Phoebe Price Oiling Up her Tits of the Day

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Nothing says Mother’s Day like Den Mother to all the instagram famewhores rubbing their tits…

All those girls trying to get ahead as the fame whores they are by not being as creative as this leader of the famewhores who had to figure out how to famewhore before social media.

She had to figure it out for the paparazzi and the tabloids, so that they would publish her and allow her to exist in that competitive everyone trying to be famous time….while famewhores now are just lazy and put shit up on their feed to get noticed….there was a time when you had to geographically be in LA, and be something the media wanted to publish to exist….and that is where Phoebe Price was created…

Either way, she’s oiling up her big old tits and it’s hot because she’s a fucking legend.

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2019

May

Buddhist Fortune Teller Killing It and Other Videos of the Day

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Daredevil of the Day

Homeowner VS Intruders…

Faceplanting 101

Armpit Titty…

MOUTH of the Day

Russia…

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2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess it was mother’s day, based on all the mom tributes that polluted the social media feeds that I didn’t actually bother looking at, not because it makes me sad about my own dead mom, but because social media makes me sad about the general value system of a generation trying to show off.

Not that it actually makes me sad, I don’t really care that people are vapid fucks who like to selfie…

I just don’t feel the need to look at it…unless it’s half nude…

But I did see at least one 40 year old woman in fitness outfit, activewear, pushing and yelling at 6 kids that I am sure were hers cuz I could literally see her uterus through her pants…because I guess the only miracle of motherhood is living with that banged out cunt for the rest of your life… right?

There will be a new Matrix Movie
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Richard Branson Wants Americans to Pay More Tax
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Kid VS Motocross
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Ana Maria Stips Down….
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“do you wash your legs in the shower” has gone Viral cuz Humans are Idiots
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Workout Problems with Pervert Frenchies
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Outdoor Cats Invade a Home
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Weird Dude Jumps Into the Water
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In 2006 – Joe Biden Wanted a Border Fence
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RIP PEGGY LIPTON
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The Weirdest Beyonce Video of the Day
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls are not so self aware….you can talk about girls being whores – without them realizing you’re talking about them…..

They will laugh and laugh and even cross reference girls who fit the bill of the whore behavior you described….without realizing that THEY fit the whore bill of what you are describing…

I deal with low level whores, but I imagine the same applies to Sugar babies, where you can call out another Sugar Baby and she’ll hop on the call with her fucking notes, including venn diagrams and fucking screen shot examples….when you’re actually talking about them.

It always makes me laugh….and laugh….and laugh….

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Baby Doll on a Greyhound
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Krysten Ritter – Bikini
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Viviane Leigh – Naked
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Elizabeth Warren on an Airport Shuttle and No One Cares
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Kitten Falls Asleep when Playing
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Chainsaw Wake Up Pranks Still Happen
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Before and After Visual Effects of Avengers
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Rhea Pearlman is Not Getting Divorced from Danny DeVito
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Creepy Renee Zellwegerr as Judy Garland
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Confessions of the Class Slut
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Ambrosio Pokies
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1990s Super Soaker Gets Restored
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Bartender May Go to Jail for Over Serving Dude Who Went Onto Kill His Wife’s Family
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Ariana Grande is Shit
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Mel Gibson is Back – as Santa – Not Satan…
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Ben Shapirror Cuts Interview Short when they Try to Smear Him on BBC….
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The Cat That Looks like Steve Buscemi
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Plastic Looking Cartoon Muppet Cardi B – Admits to Lipo
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Miley – Full Retard
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Anna Chlumsky – Slutty
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Jasmine Sanders – Trash
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Tina Fey Slutty
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Jasmine Tookes – Model
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Donna D’Errico – OLD
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Madeline Pesche Slutty
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Billie Lourd – SLutty
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Hailey Clauson – Garbage
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Avril Lavinge – 45
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Halle Berry – hot Tits
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Kara Del Toro – Huge TIts
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Charlotte McKinney _ Big TITs
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Steph Pratt – Little Tits
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Rita Ora Crazy
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Bella Thorne – Trash
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Ashley Benson – Dyke Legs Looking Like Shit
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Elsa Hosk – Hot
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Fat Meghan Trainor Full Leather Fatness
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Taylor Swift Garbage in a Magazine – Cunt
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Massive Oiled Lemons
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Slutty Fit Girls
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Slutty Average Girls
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Crazy Fucking Sneak Attacks…
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All the Rebecca Hall Tits You Need
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Hot Black Strip
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Valentina Big Tits
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Slut Greek Bitch
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14 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Naked Dildo Duel
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HOW TO HAVE CYBER SEX TUTORIA
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Underwater Pussy Shak
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Emo Girl in the Bath
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No Touching ALlowed
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Sasha Got Her Legs Spread – Got her Legs Spread
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Franziska got her legs spread
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2019

May

Jojo Gets Racy of the DAy

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Jojo – the almost forgotten but never forgotten starlet who perverts liked cuz she was underage at the peak of her fame…and who still exists thanks to social media…is like any other girl on social media…in that she will post her hard nipples and panty selfie she finds herself hot in for immediate feedback cuz narcissists get off on people getting off to them…and despite the media making sex a bad thing but violence a good thing…we’re all a bunch of fucking perverts, and a lot of us need to be the receivers of the perv content ….”the audience” if you will cuz we’re lazy..while others need to be the producers of the perv content….because they are exhibitionists with hidden agendas who like to be jerked off to.

Jojo…is the latter…..this is probably the hottest we’ve seen her big child star tits…thank god her mom raised her to be a sex worker but in Hollywood where there are bigger pay days than a night working the strip club…because clearly she gets it..

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